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@jagunlabi, please highlight businesses by mosques. I'm not saying you are wrong but I want to know if my smart ass has fallen victim of 'dupes' in God's name.
I'm waiting. . . .

Mr poster, what if the message from the girl read: 'I can't wait to be in your arms and have you kiss me all over'. . . then Mr. Pastor's bro thought whao here's my chance and of course she started saying NO and of course he thought she meant YES so all culminated to this. Reveal what the text said and then we'd conclude better.
One more thing;I don't give a rats a$s if its a pastor's bro or an Imam's cousin involved, fact is they've fornicated and thats a sin but determining whether it was with consent or not should be devoid of religious influence. . .it should be based on fact!

Mr poster, what if the message from the girl read: 'I can't wait to be in your arms and have you kiss me all over'. . . then Mr. Pastor's bro thought whao here's my chance and of course she started saying NO and of course he thought she meant YES so all culminated to this. Reveal what the text said and then we'd conclude better.
One more thing;I don't give a rats a$s if its a pastor's bro or an Imam's cousin involved, fact is they've fornicated and thats a sin but determining whether it was with consent or not should be devoid of religious influence. . .it should be based on fact!

You guys need a room?

On a Toyota Camry:Don't get mad, get a lawyer.

I saw this on a bus that had crashed in a nearby gutter: Thank God in every situation.

@copyandpaste, why don't you get a 'copy' of growth hormone and 'paste' it in your blood stream! I'm sure its illegal so alternatively type your thread on google and click search.

Okwyjesus:
Proffesional attitude to patience and quick response is another issue.

Our doctors and nurses here watch people die out of carelessness and poor/late attendance even in emergency

Whats this one saying? Have you ever heard that a judge could not adjourn a case in court because he didn't have those fancy hammers? When you watch movies and see people being 'shocked back to life' you think those machines are toys?
Where are the equipment to respond to emergency? Abeg commot dia!

Guy, regarding this thread, your signature quote describes you as 'having to say something'. . .well I 'have something to say': the brush is designed to not only clean your teeth but remove dirt/food between them. Therefore, here are your alternatives: Hydrochloric acid or dental carries(if you choose not to brush at all).

[quote author=st-kris link=topic=295331.msg4172295#msg4172295 date=1247345377]all these chairmen wey dey form fine boy here. 

@topic
answer: YES . by the same capacity guyz get intimidated by really attractive girls. [/quote]Duhh, you must feel you are the first person to have this bright idea!!

Pastor AIO:
A couple of things.  Rather than mode of worship I would call it mode of fellowship.  But the OP is not making that distinction so I presume that he means how do christians fellowship in church.  I state quite categorically that Christian fellowship involved and should involve the sharing of a meal.  You seem shocked by this and I guess that is because you do not understand the significance of the shared meal,  What the bread and the wine means to christians, the significance of the eucharist. 

I don't blame you because all the 'christianity' that you've probably encountered in your life never practiced this.  Yet this is the very central and essential practice of christianity.  A practice instituted by Christ himself.  This is the very core of christianity.  
So 'am I telling you that the christian mode of worship is eating of breads at churches'? 

Answer, YES.  Eating of bread and drinking of wine.  Any church that doesn't practice that (and there are many of them) is simply not practicing christianity.

Sincerly, I don't give a rat's tail whether or not y'all eat bread in church but please list these churches that according to you is not practising christianity. Also answer this my sarcastic question: Did you eat bread today?

@poster, your friend sucks seriously for breaking up with a guy because of his name. If Michelle Obama was that dumb she wouldn't be married to the most powerful man in the world today. I mean check out the name 'Barrack' in America! Instead of your trick as$ friend to cite the real reasons like: sanjo has a tiny manhood- as most of her type complain, she is busy blaming a name. Make she siddon there, Mr. Michael Agbàra dey come or I'm sure she prefers to hear it as Mr. Michael Power.

samesame:
not only nigerians,so caaled white people give their children strange names too like, stone, fish, page, sand, frost and there is a man with, tiger and woods as a full name. translate any of those into u native language and see how strange it sounds.

My kinda guy!

@poster, your friend sucks seriously for breaking up with a guy because of his name. If Michelle Obama was that dumb she wouldn't be married to the most powerful man in the world today. I mean check out the name 'Barrack' in America! Instead of your trick as$ friend to cite the real reasons like: sanjo has a tiny manhood- as most of her type complain, she is busy blaming a name. Make she siddon there, Mr. Michael Agbàra dey come or I'm sure she prefers to hear it as Mr. Michael Power.

samesame:
not only nigerians,so caaled white people give their children strange names too like, stone, fish, page, sand, frost and there is a man with, tiger and woods as a full name. translate any of those into u native language and see how strange it sounds.

My kinda guy!

Seriously! Wow. NL is full of weird people. There's no telling what people would say under covers!

Seriously! Wow. NL is full of weird people. There's no telling what people would say under covers!

The minister should just sit down and eat cookies. They keep thinking we are dumb. Let them just make a law to prohibit political office holders from travelling out for medical attention,then they sit back and watch these politicians invest in health. They are just putting the cart before the horse. Punks!

The minister should just sit down and eat cookies. They keep thinking we are dumb. Let them just make a law to prohibit political office holders from travelling out for medical attention,then they sit back and watch these politicians invest in health. They are just putting the cart before the horse. Punks!

@Tudor, you are just a wimp. Every dumb human(they are smarter than you BTW) knows America's influence is everywhere. Even Obama accepted that America was involved in the overthrow of an elected Iranian govt and you are sitting there typing rubbish. If you atheists are too disinterested and grossly outnumbered to care then sorry. Everyone knows there are sects in Islam but you'll never hear me say: I'm going to 'Ahmaddi' mosque or hear a Shitte say he won't go to Mecca because it is full of Sunni muslims. So keep dwelling on whether or not there is western influence- It's a fact.

Its still a surprise how they manage to maintain a relatively good service with all the re-branding.

Its still a surprise how they manage to maintain a relatively good service with all the re-branding.

And about people threatening seun's life- its just reckless talk and unbelievable except with proof!
@seun, I know your job is not easy but if you are convinced that you have been fair to all and you life is threatened then pls ban all muslims from NL if the threat was from muslims but we also know christians can perpetrate these silly acts and try to frame muslims so be careful and ban them too if confirmed.

And about people threatening seun's life- its just reckless talk and unbelievable except with proof!
@seun, I know your job is not easy but if you are convinced that you have been fair to all and you life is threatened then pls ban all muslims from NL if the threat was from muslims but we also know christians can perpetrate these silly acts and try to frame muslims so be careful and ban them too if confirmed.

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=293260.msg4151820#msg4151820 date=1247035343]YOU ARE A BLOODY LIAR!!
I guess in addition to the over 300
tribes we have in nigeria we also have sunni and shitte tribes, no?
See how you disgrace yourself lying for allah.
Sunni and shittes amongst others are different sects of islam just like catholics and protestants. They claim to worship the same allah but they all have peculiar doctrines. Like the Quadriya muslims abuzola was complaining about,they follow islam and allah but do it differently to the sunnis, shittes and others. STOP BEING DISHONEST, NO VIRGINS FOR LIARS IN JANAAT![/quote]What is this dim-witted nut job saying?
The sunnis and shia have differing views about Islam but these views which are fundamental now were based primarily on cultural grounds which the west intentionally blew out of proportion so that it seems there is division amongst muslims. So far they have failed because basics of Islam like the Quran remain ONE unlike King James' bible and the Pope's version. . . whatever! The west succeeded in sowing the seed for Sectarianism amongst muslims during colonisation and de-colonisation. They will fund a smaller almost none existent 'sect' to rebel against authority for their personal gain- notably oil in the middle east.
Allah Himself has warned muslims of this threat to the unity of their religion and they've always been wary, thats why shia muslims reject the Hadith and for good reason- western influence and politics. THE QURAN REMAINS PURE AND IT WILL BE FOREVER. I still maintain the split is based primarily on cultural lines just like people want to find differences between Hausa muslims and Yoruba muslims- it's all in a bid to divide us. Y'all will fail.
Most muslims just want to practice Islam on neutral but the west wants to categorize based on sects, they've not had too much success.

savanaha:
I think there are two main types of Muslim, the Sunnis and the Shiites or maybe am wrong.

Thats just wishful thinking. . . ofcourse you are wrong! They are tribes and you missed the Kurds anyway!

savanaha:
Anyway I think the seperate Muslim thread is because the Muslim's threatened Seun's life at some point. Something like that I have heard.

I'm sure you also heard that Obama would visit Nigeria instead of Ghana. Keep hearing things and you could need PROZAC.

savanaha:
I think there are two main types of Muslim, the Sunnis and the Shiites or maybe am wrong.

Thats just wishful thinking. . . ofcourse you are wrong! They are tribes and you missed the Kurds anyway!

savanaha:
Anyway I think the seperate Muslim thread is because the Muslim's threatened Seun's life at some point. Something like that I have heard.

I'm sure you also heard that Obama would visit Nigeria instead of Ghana. Keep hearing things and you could need PROZAC.

GEW:
what unity?  with all the various sects you have and the fighting over mosques you guys have what unity are you talking about?  how many sect  do yu  have in indonessia, pakistan, bangladesh and the various countries you people are littered?

i lived in east london fo yrs in the 90s i always saw one sect locking out the other sect. what are u talking about? unity for a violent sect like you.

Maybe in the 90s you weren't smart enough to notice that what you call sect now was actually tribal- big difference baby,but its still 1 Quran 1 mosque. Anyway no matter how bad it gets it won't be as bad as your bunch of useless disunited wishy-washy evangelists.
If you've got anything else, I refer you to Gabry above but don't just read. . .understand!- it shouldn't be as hard as the 90s!

Whats all this about?

@seun,we know you did what you did for peace in this section but if it will make 'Mr Genius' happy then reverse things; give muslims the 'religion section' and put Mr Genie 'Genius' in a bottle labelled 'PREFERRED'. Only we can't guarantee that he won't come up with another 'ingenious' thread to protest.
I guess Mr Genius just wants an opportunity to infiltrate the Islamic threads more easily than he can now.

@poster, you are just spoiling your bad name! Is it that you are not happy that Islam is not categorised as a religion(because quite frankly you should) or you are jealous that Islam was not lumped together with your confused group of factless namby-pamby self-righteous megalomaniacs?
Don't ask questions in your thread- just say it as it is, like this: Islam should not be given a seperate forum! then we let Seun and others work on that. But frankly do you think they haven't debated this amongst themselves? You think you are the first to have a 'bright idea'?