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Nairaland General › Re: Why Is There A Special Forum For Muslims? by MUZBO(m): 5:35pm On Jul 07, 2009

gen2genius:
You're just rambling, probably because you've spent too much time "tighing" your nieces and other little girls around you

The question is, is Islam not a religion like all other religions? Why does it have to get preferential treatment above other religions? Is Islam superior to other religions THIS IS SO SO RIDICULOUS!!!

Smart guy, you didn't dispute the unity in Islam! Yes, I'm busy tighing. . . whatever, but while I'm at it, I want to ask- are you the man or the woman in that your homosexual relationship that is about to be sanctioned by your church?
You can call me the 'tigher' and I'll call you the 'sodomite'. How's that?
Anyway, my 1st post was the explanation, here's the advice: keep a stiff upperlip!
It helps with jealousy.

Nairaland General › Re: Why Is There A Special Forum For Muslims? by MUZBO(m): 8:43am On Jul 07, 2009

Here's the most logical explanation you'll get: Muslims are a much more united group within which there is little or no difference in how they relate to God- so they get the private bedroom as it were. On the other hand, you guys get this open anything-goes section- the public swimming pool as it is, where catholics or the pentecoastal believer can throw a punch aimlessly knowing whoever it hits is an enemy or a potential enemy. You know- friendly fire in this section is the order of the ~~hour~~ day. Need more explanation?

Family › Re: What Makes A Good Wife? by MUZBO(m): 7:23am On Jul 07, 2009

Someone that doesn't nag and acts mature all the time even if her husband is immature. But. . . I've never been married so what do I know!

Christianity Etc › Re: Is Serena Williams Going To Heaven Or Hell? by MUZBO(m): 12:15am On Jul 07, 2009

@poster, Ofcourse it ain't true. Please verify these things before posting. . . and even then only God can judge her so stop asking whether or not someone will go to heaven or hell! Its things like your starting this type of thread that would've lead Michael Jackson to an early grave. You didn't start this but you've perpetuated it now can you finish it?

Phones › Re: >>Opera Mini<<< by MUZBO(m): 7:38pm On Jul 06, 2009

Abeg anyone wey get cheat for opera mod 4.2 on Zain and MTN should help send it to adeolak09@yahoo.com

Christianity Etc › Re: Honda Car Owners,this News Is For You by MUZBO(m): 12:45pm On Jul 05, 2009

*Sigh*!!
I thought he was going to say Honda stands for:
[b]H[/b]ell
[b]O[/b]n
[b]N[/b]igeria's
[b]D[/b]emonic
[b]A[/b]ntagonists. . .
. . . or something similarly 'damning' and so we should avoid them!

Politics › Re: Governors Abandon States For Abuja, Lagos, Abroad by MUZBO(m): 8:36am On Jul 05, 2009

I agree Tribune shoulda named names but if it does so what happens?
The respective state assembles would always know the whereabouts of their governor and have done nothing about it so what can you do from your PC?- e-mail them back to their states?. . . Didn't think so!

Business › Re: How Does Advert Affect Your Urge To Consume Goods by MUZBO(m): 3:31pm On Jul 04, 2009

Adverts don't sway me, but I look fwd to seeing catchy adverts and that don't mean I'll buy what I don't need.
I'd say adverts would ~~con~~ sway 'less widely informed' people- yes it sounds ironic but an example is that I see Nokia adverts everywhere esp on TV but not much for SonyEricsson so assuming I am not as widely informed as I believe I am now then I should just get to the phone shop and tell em I want Nokia since I'd more likely have heard about it more than others. I use a Sony.E BTW and you can thus argue that I chose it because of some advert too but NO it was the features I needed that I went for. So for those who know what they want adverts won't sway them.
So to us it doesn't matter if Kanu takes peak milk or Gerrard takes Lucozade sport, I just pick up a tin of milk that has the highest energy contents and less fat and anyone is happy.
Less informed people would think peak milk would make them play like Kanu. Thats just wishful thinking.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Nigaz! Someone Has To Sack Their Marketing Team by MUZBO(m): 4:47pm On Jul 03, 2009

mahal:
The EFCC logo intended to pass the idea of an " Eagle eye" it's symbolic."we are watching you, even from the farthest distance,"

Yes, I knew that but we have native eagles in Nigeria and they are completely brown with yellow talons.Small details like that are important to organised organisations

mahal:
however, it seems the logo sef should be scrapped and substituted with the face OF JACK SPARROW the famous Pirate with one eye open and one Covered. The covered eye for friends of the Government and the Open eye for others. this would be more symbolic to the present EFCC.

I'm totally laughing at this now. ~~Wazero~~ Waziri hope you dey hear o!

Foreign Affairs › Re: Nigaz! Someone Has To Sack Their Marketing Team by MUZBO(m): 3:54pm On Jul 03, 2009

tkb417:
how? dont be deceived?
all these are just some misplaced aggro from people
nothin do NIGAZ

Exactly! Now read this headline news:

NIGAZ REFUSE TO SUPPLY GAS. What first comes to mind? Let me help you:
You'd think some notorious blackmarketeers( blacks of course) have taken over the industry.
How about this: NIGAZ TO DISTRIBUTE GAS TO ALL HOUSEHOLDS. What comes to mind? Once again I'd help-
You'd think some arsonists are setting the stage for some major op. We'd get used to it soon as we always do but its still bad image and bad for business!
Let them 're-brand' it.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Nigaz! Someone Has To Sack Their Marketing Team by MUZBO(m): 3:29pm On Jul 03, 2009

All those guys at the helms of affairs do not think before they act thats why things like this happen. Who noticed that the logo of the EFCC features a BALD EAGLE- a symbol of the United States. This bird doesn't even venture to Africa,it is only found in North America yet we have it on EFCC's logo. Furthermore we have hundreds of terrifying native creatures to use. If we suggest now that the CIA runs EFCC some people will cry foul even with this 'subtle' indiscretion.
Why can't we tailor our things to ourselves and in a proper way?
What is wrong with 'NIGERGAZ' for Gods' sake.
Doesn't affect us much but how many countries would want to deal with NIGAZ? Pun intended jare!

Romance › Re: What Will You If You Find With You Find Out by MUZBO(m): 2:21pm On Jul 03, 2009

[quote author=frank3.16 link=topic=291805.msg4128714#msg4128714 date=1246622687]Guy, we de quarel?[/quote]Sorry about that!

Romance › Re: Guys Please Advise! by MUZBO(m): 1:23pm On Jul 03, 2009

TheSeeker:
First off, you don't have as much experience as she does about relationships, she has tested all waters and what have you achieved? Nothing! She just want to use you and at the end of the day, when you may have been assuming you have secured a financial future, she kicks you out back into the Street

Maybe he wants to be used. There are people like that. He put up this thread so as to help him conclude whether to start hitting on her this week or next month, believe me it will happen. @poster, I feel you joor!

Romance › Re: Guys Please Advise! by MUZBO(m): 1:12pm On Jul 03, 2009

@topup, agony aunt abi se na uncle?

Romance › Re: What Will You If You Find With You Find Out by MUZBO(m): 12:50pm On Jul 03, 2009

[quote author=frank3.16 link=topic=291805.msg4128091#msg4128091 date=1246612869]i will go straight to the market, buy the most expensive rope, write a suicide not and hang myself[/quote]@frank3.16, to be frank, you are a freaking frank[/b]enstein! Suicide? BUT WAIT O, let me quote you from the [b]'Re: pls help I' section where a married lady spoke about having sex with her boss. Hear yourself o:

[quote author=frank3.16 link=topic=291392.msg4128068#msg4128068 date=1246612640]Abeg make una leave the woman make she catch her fun jare. Do u guys know weather her husband is sterile? or mayb he approves of her sleeping around? or mayb this is how she actually earns her living.

we are all not saints, must everybody live by the so called nonsense rules?

at poster, please this is my email address: xtfranks005@yahoo.com, my number is 08027410988. I will love to have a taste of u sweet public womanliness. ur boss must have enjoyed it a lot to buy u a JEEP[/quote]Now my question: DO YOU THINK NAIRALANDERS ARE FOOLS?- since you are apparently contradicting yourself on different threads. Or its because it didn't happen to you? If you don't have nothing to say then say nothing. NO BE FORCE.

Christianity Etc › Re: Hero Muslim Saves Jew From Christian Thugs by MUZBO(m): 11:55am On Jul 03, 2009

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=290736.msg4127762#msg4127762 date=1246608485]I don't care if they're christians or muslims. . . .y'all are in the same boat of delusion and gullibility. Get off! Before it's too late.[/quote]What sadness!

Christianity Etc › Re: Jews Attempt Incorrectly To Reject The Messiaship Of Jesus Christ by MUZBO(m): 9:01am On Jul 03, 2009

Is that why you people hate them?

Christianity Etc › Re: Hero Muslim Saves Jew From Christian Thugs by MUZBO(m): 8:55am On Jul 03, 2009

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=290736.msg4127593#msg4127593 date=1246604222]The words of a psychologically sick and traumatised woman can be really misleading.[/quote]Exactly! especially if the camera men were Taliban or if it was amateur video the device could've been rigged with an explosive device remotely controlled- so she had to lie. RIGHT?
Do you know how many psychologically deranged religious leaders could be out there? Anyway I'm sure most of them are not muslims.

Christianity Etc › Re: Hero Muslim Saves Jew From Christian Thugs by MUZBO(m): 8:31pm On Jul 02, 2009

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=290736.msg4124498#msg4124498 date=1246548016]MUZBO
what are you blabbing?
Her captor couldn't even get remorse syndrome because they are heartless bastards. . .[/quote]So why did those 'heartless bastards' in Lima develop the syndrome? Or weren't they heartless before the job.

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=290736.msg4124498#msg4124498 date=1246548016]As for anelka,everybody knows he has issues, always sulking and sullen. CONVERTING TO ISLAM IS ONE OF THE MANY MISTAKES OF HIS TROUBLED MIND which i'm sure he'll realise soon.[/quote]Thats just wishful thinking. He just became highest goal scorer in the just conclude EPL season.
Things are working for him now. No troubles.

Christianity Etc › Re: Jydeboy Vs Abuzola by MUZBO(m): 4:27pm On Jul 02, 2009

Duroe:
Abuzola: I observed you are always excited whenever someone posted anything to oppose Jesus Christ (Biblical, historical Jesus and Not Koranic Jesus), the Holy Bible or Christianity.
However there is still hope for you to be saved and become a minister of the new testament. If you are sincere (I seem to doubt it),

Whats this one saying? Why not go to the Islam section and see your excited christians posting rubbish there. If you are a sincere christian(which I seriously doubt) you'd be disappointed! You should become a muslim, don't risk regretting in HELL.

Christianity Etc › Re: Hero Muslim Saves Jew From Christian Thugs by MUZBO(m): 4:03pm On Jul 02, 2009

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=290736.msg4122201#msg4122201 date=1246524552]Shut up!
Yvone ridley was terrified into accepting islam by the islamist bastards who kidnapped her in afghanistan.
That she's still a muslim is a form of stockholm's syndrome.[/quote]What is this one saying? Why couldn't her captors develop Lima syndrome?

I guess Anelka too was terrified by one Afghan ref. during a match in Turkey, abi? Come oooonnn!

Politics › Re: Phcn Blames Failure On Corruption by MUZBO(m): 3:22pm On Jul 02, 2009

These vanguard editors and reporters are just dumb. Who doesn't know corruption is our problem everywhere and they are reporting it like Hot news. Soon they'd say Yar'adua is confused, as if we don't know!

Literature › Re: Most Uninteresting Book You Have Read. by MUZBO(m): 3:12pm On Jul 02, 2009

I don't gerrit! The topic should be: The most uninteresting book I almost completed. I don't expect anyone to read something thats not interesting except they are jobless or have an exam or being forced at gun point. Never read an uninteresting book except you want me to mention textbooks from school.(exam stuff)

Travel › Re: Who Can Provide Me Live Lions? by MUZBO(m): 2:57pm On Jul 02, 2009

Guy, it is time! 'Rain is shining' and 'sun is falling' so lets go hunting for the lion. You take the hammer I'll take the Hummer. Aim for the head, I'll just pray in the car.

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