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If it's not UBA then it has to be access , na their way, they can post debit alert to account that has been closed over ten years

chatinent:
Gbamsolute indirect gidigbo!

I thought Telegram would have done it first.

This looks like a big hack attempt. This downtime oppooor.

Seun, no go follow boys for highway do am too o. Anonymous go just zero am for you.

Anonymous ke ?
Abeggo. Seun no get back door protection against the likes of anonymous o

FakeUnity:
If na you, you go wait?

I pity this country if the right thing is not in 2023 to mitigate the political tension.

To be forewarned...

He might not wait because HE IS NOT A SOLDIER.
Do you even know what is is to be a soldier ?

I just realised how dependent we have become on those apps, both for socializing, for business, and even for religious activities.
A church programme that's should air on mixlr and Facebook is off. Even the FCC meeting we have, the links are usually shared via WhatsApp, folks will be waiting for WhatsApp wondering what's wrong with their phones and no one will check their emails even if the zoom/FCC links are alternately shared via those mediums.
I had to resort to SMS for a key message I had to send. It was an off experience

uchaymart:
A billionaire flying himself? What happened to experienced pilots? Rip

Exactly my reaction when I first heard the news

xpressionx:
You made the devil governor and expect to have peace

Did they REALLY MAKE him governor ?
Have you forgotten the INEC magic of 2015 that brought him and Buhari into power

chatinent:
Nice one for you. Hers wasn't.

Not nice for me anything, we do it by the grace of God because God has blessed us to do it. I only mentioned it in answer to a comment that "whether person wey never chop dey go church", basically my answer was not only to tell you that there is food in church but also to hint that at times people miss their blessings because they only look at their immediate challenges without ever thinking of what could happen if they took a step of faith in their churches

chatinent:
Who never chop go get strength go church?

Yes
Today wey be thanksgiving my church dey share bags of rice and garri to those wey need am, including non Christians from around the vicinity of the church. Publicity for this was wide the previous day.
Also those wey need small cash handout dey still get something to hold body

Condolences to the bereaved family.
But no big deal about the cause of death. Unpopular causes such as snake bite has killed more Nigerians in one year than covid has done in two years, not to talk of more common causes such as road accidents, cholera , malaria and Buharia (this last disease is even the worst)

I will not jump to celebrate an incomplete story.
If the kidnappers were arrested, was the
AVM rescued ? If not would it not be premature and even risky to start announcing the progress being made with the investigation ?

Shellsploit:
Amazing...
I see other cultist protesting over their arrest!
I see police stations getting burnt. This i have vehemently seen.

Your vision is incomplete until you see scores of cultists being shot to death by the police and the Nigerian law will permit it

So says a man that is not sure of his wife's/girl s fidelity.

The man is afraid of what he may find

You may wish to know that 90% of those that have been in the news for DNA test news in the past year didn't do so because someone "dragged" their child, but because they were unsure they were the true fathers of the children, which I guess Mr Salami is scared of

PraisesPblaze:
You shout for bank..? Lol
No joy for money matters

You should try it anytime they want to sit on your rights or do sme sme for you, it works all the time, na manager gan go come out attend to you

Simple. Answer the two questions below:

With great driving skills, what are your best job prospects?

With great digital skills , what are your best job prospects ?

Lanretoye:
If na me be the registrar i go still insist...until he go barb am

All these people saying what's the business of the registrar blah blah blah, pray that you will have daughters and when they grow up, they will bring people with that kind of jaga jaga hair to you as your future son in law.

Staysave:
Ma gee
It is well...

The name of the snake is called minaqbbgrills
Known as AKA our darling daddy...

Hahahaha

It really looks like

I knew it would be an Igbo guy and I also knew it happened in Festac even before opening the thread

All this time this lady corper is using to tell tales by moonlight should be better used in getting a very sound lawyer, even on pro bono, to sue the officer and Nigerian Army and get good money from this incident. This opportunity will not come her way again o

Metalman:
Good morning nairalanders. I caught this snake this morning in my back yard. Anyone with ideas on what its food is because I intend keeping it. Maybe rear it and learn the business of rearing snakes. I heard it is a very lucrative business. Thank you guys.

Na you be him food if you never know so.
Better borrow yourself sense

deltaboyo1:
Lalasticlala come see this confused aide when neva fit tell his boss how Delta dey back for this con3 he dey here dey comments about our lazy yoot wet dey catch cruise for this zoo

I wonder o
Is BB Naija part of his job brief ? What a confused and jobless aide.
How can he seat in Asaba and be having headaches over an insignificant protest in far away Ilupeju which neither the local govt chairman nor the member reprinting Ilupeju in LAHA took note of.
Serious joblessness.
Shame

NwaNimo1:
Life jackets?


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Ogbeni why not keep quiet or simply ask questions rather you than jump to conclusion.
All the passengers on the ferrys that ply Marina Ikorodu water way all wear life jackets , why do you think there was no death except the one who died on the way to the hospital who I'm sure must have suffered shock or an injury but NOT drowning
You think it was all those NIWA , LASWA and boat operators that were responsible for saving the passengers, fa fa fa foul. It was their life jackets, those other bodies just brought boats with which the passengers were later evacuated

confirmedniggae:
[b]Imagine them toying with lives of passengers ...if i was in the plane ,i would have hit the two of them with better slap so that they can remember passengers in the plane are human beings not documents or ballot papers

That's the fastest way for you to go to jail. It's called air rage, the airport police will arrest you and you will be charged to court for putting the air raft in jeopardy and endangering the lives of all the other passengers.
Per the copilot, apart from the fact that it was recorded, the captain ought to file a report and the airline management will sanction the copilot if he's at fault, if it's deemed very serious, it may even be reported to their country's civil aviation authority and they can investigate and mete out stiffer sanction. Bottom line, never get violent in an aircraft, you will go to jail

Crazy unstable people everywhere.

It's better the crazy co pilot disembarked rather than for him to go ahead with the flight and do something dreadful like the way that other copilot locked the pilot in the toilet before going ahead to crash the jet liner into the French Alps thereby killing all the passengers on board

May good fortune follow from this day henceforth in Jesus name

Yes Tinubu can ONLY be President of Alpha Beta Consulting Nigeria limited

Na wa o
So for over how many years and after both of them had changed jobs severally, Balotelli still carry the thing for mind ?
Wa o, imagine what would have happened if Balo had run into this man in a dark alley at night.
Scary

jabolo:
The witholding tax is not such an issue if you declare your global income to the Nigerian Tax authorities (as you should) as a matter of course.

The Nigerian Tax authorities will tax you on your Global earnings (Naija income plus any US income) but credit you for the tax already witheld in the US. You might end up paying less tax in Nigeria overall as a result but you probably didn't intend to declare to the Nigerian Tax authorities that US income you've earned anyway.

Hope this makes sense. Good day.

It's not very convenient to pay such taxes in global earnings in Nigeria, heck any tax in Nigeria even. What's the incentive and encouragement ? After paying taxes for years, one government official will just steal everything without consequences, also they won't use it to provide services cos you have to again provide those services for yourself.
Personally I only pay tax to get my certificates to enable me continue business. I pay it grudgingly

pacespot:
You cover up your earning but you've stylishly told people how much you earned, you said your tax rate is 24% of earnings and you are charged by YouTube a sum of $21USD, a simple mathematician will know how much that will be . However back to the question, I've never been charged of tax by any American company, AdSense, Amazon, etc. Maybe there is a missup in the filling of your tax form on YouTube, kindly check the details and make sure you're not showing your location as the USA. You are not supposed to fill all the details in the form, just enter some required* information to anable you save the document since you don't want to pay the tax.

Yea I saw it too and I know what his earnings are.
However let's cut him a slack cos I guess he has seen a lot of dull people on nairaland to feel safe enough to do what he did cos some can never figure it out even if their lives depended on it

MorataFC:
Many of you failed to teach some of us how one can earn from YouTube, now that some us don't know the nitty-gritty of it, how can we be of service for u?


Chop alone die alone

Abeg go and sit down, Mr Jealousy

Dey there dey find osho free teacher, no enter internet teach yourself

Stop dulling yourself

fk001:
What is the essence of this cup if I may ask?

Image laundry.....

The quest for limelight again as she had been gone for long from the limelight with her Saudi relocation......

Probably it just dawned on her that she and her husband will soon leave office and she has no real legacy to leave behind......

Whatever her reasons, it is good and commendable, FIFA is involved, it will stimulate the economy in its very small way and create secondary and indirect jobs, it will showcase our talented girls to foreign scouts, it will also afford the girls an opportunity to earn bonuses and allowances which could be helpful in supporting family members especially in this school fees period