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luizworld:
ok i get

good, read all teh safety tips on that manual ooo and remember, this one is non-refundable

platinumnk:
**na2day likes ayetty**

***pukes*** i reject it in Jesus name, Amen! sorry, i never liked an overly frustrated soul like her, i rather be a priest!

luizworld:
u know i like massive things, dnt worry i'll pay for d extra charges

and plz, read the manual well b4 use. never try oral s3x, heads have been known to get missing, infact, literally swallowed up in whole in that hole.

madlady:
same 2 u.

same to me ke? abi u r giving me the green light?

luizworld:
ahehehe,   I am counting on u ooo

have i ever failed to deliver? i will only charge u extra for the overload but will surely deliver  

madlady:
Very helpful thread.

u are welcome anytime

follypimpi:
@namyperson

Happen ??

personal person, wassup!

luizworld:
I no mind ayetty at all.I don dey take style eye am since, 

no wahala, it is done as soon as i can find a carton big enough to accommodate her massive backside, she will be delivered at ur door steps

Odunnu:
Marriage between two Nlandrz.
Dat one nevr happen and I doubt if e go happen.

sorry to disappoint u, there have been NLders that have married from this site, crazy as it sounds but it is true and alot more in relationships that started off here

sophy09:
@na2day?

It's true what you said, I still regret it. There are times when I wish I could turn back the hands of time but even if I did, I will still expect him to make his intention known.

he will if his liver lets him, not all men are rocks, some come in soft packets but are very great potentials. ur mistake was generalizing

sophy09:
@na2day?

I did not know his intentions, it was his friend that told me he loved me. Saw him as a friend coming to visit. Lost contact with him, but if he asks me I definitely will go out with him.

he doesnt know ur intentions either, just like u, he was afraid of rejection. i am only pointing this out to u for u to learn and hopefully other girls how good things walk away from u when a simple act can change everything. u dont have to ask him out but there are things u could have done to make him feel a little more comfortable. a guy that shows up every week to check on u is no joke my sister and u cant tell me u didnt know his intention

sophy09:
I enjoyed all the stories I've been reading.

There was this guy I met on camp through a friend. Anytime he see me all he does is smile at me and I smile back. When we later became friends he drives all the way to my place of primary assignment ( his was far from mine) and when he gets to my place and we exchange pleasantries, he goes," I just came to check on you." and he leaves. The first time he did that I thought he was actually passing by. He did the same thing next week and the week after. I did not really know his intentions just saw him as a friend. The funny thing was I liked him but did not know if he liked me. Service came to an end and met his friend 3 yrs later, his friend told me about the guy and that he really loved me. He told his friend that I was not interested in a relationship. I was shocked! Told his friend how he comes over and never says anything.
It hurts really because I love him but he was not man enough to ask me out

and u weren't woman enough to declare ur intentions to him or at least drop good leads for him to follow.

luizworld:
which kan self service, when u turn corper shun!!! Oya arrange one okpete for me and my frnds bo,

one okpete coming up! do u want ayettymama? i hear she is like 600lbs, that will be more than enough 4 u and ur friends

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]It sounds better if a man does but absurd when a woman does it.
It sounds like she's begging for a husband.[/color]

but the man is not begging for a wife, right? logic gone wrong!

chic2pimp:
I Tire ooooo
See this two crazy dudes
You won't let this 50-50 thingy go would you?

they started it

rokiatu:
Am just seeing this thread what am I suppose to say here?

very simple, give me ur yim and ur phone number; wont mind ur address too and i will give it to him after heavy interrogation

sexy back:
why wont he want to sleep with dat your big backside u show everyone.

is this a case of pot calling kettle black?

Abygul:
Will just 4give and move on wiv our lyf.or curdle her and ask her y

stop making stupid post and btw u r no guy!

Voned:
[quote omega25red cute pic on your profile but who be the mey gaurd for your picture



thanks and the guy you see at the background is a security man in a bank

such a handsome guy behind u, is he ur boyfriend?

chic2pimp:
That part got me ROTFLMAO
It reminded me of a neighbour in Naija who suffered constant domestic abuse from his wife.
When Robbers broke into their house on this fateful night guess who confronted em'? Yep it was the Man . The 'Macho Woman' was not longer 'Macho' when push came to shove

bros, i know these women like the back of my hands, na only macho. if u watch the show cops, u need to see how female cops try to take male suspects, u go laugh tire but yet they will be making mouth for house

nellaluv:
^ ^ u need serious spanking boi, u getting greedy, again . come back when u own the world

i agree, i need the spanking, oya begin to dey administer the spanking ooo

luizworld:
I can see a lot has been goin on here, Na2day oya report to my office now now

na wetin i do now? i just dey render selfless service ooo

SeanT21:
These stories are comical!!

There are some evil women out there oo.

ah! to say the least. now u know what ur big bro has gone through. how are u darling?

H2O2:
LMAO! Some women are such hypocrites I tell you. There is almost nothing consistent about them.

they at least are consistent in the fact that they are clueless

nellaluv:
*elsxcuse mee*, which property are u refering to, is the one u can't afford or the one that is way out of your league

can i have both?

v3:
*walks in and sees na2day tryna kiss googles,floors him with a double-arm uppercut. . .grabs googles and runs off into the night with her on a horse*

AAhhhh! Life is good

sorry dude, that was just the replay u saw on the tv screen, we had already kissed and done other necessary things to complete my payment for this hard work

googles:


thank you priest

am married. . . yeah  

wat ? wetin do ya eyes ?

u r welcome anytime

googles:
[size=25pt]yes { am answering for both of us}[/size]  

ok nau, does any1 aprt from 190 have a reason why this two shld not be joined in holy matrimony should speak now or forever hold their peace


1 2 3 4 5. . . . .  gone


my the power invested in me i hereby join u both as husband and wife   you may now kiss the bride, after me for old times sake  

nellaluv:
nawtii boi, don't get greedy now, we're just starting to have some fun

that is not being greedy, just securing the property thats all

r231:
where dat bestman daduke2k

ring dey for him hand

oya, do u take this lovely googles as ur NL wife?

googles:
are we married now cant wait for our consumation nite booboo  

and do u take this handsome r231 as ur lovely NL husband?

havilla:
@jfking2005 and up2u

we have never had intimacy before, infact the way i feel for him has nothing to do with intimacy, i just love his personality. hope i can feel this way for someone else

dont forget the brand new car

Idowuogbo:
@ na2day babes u a raw talent  u go me in stitches wit your stories
how u doin ?

sweet heart mi, i dey ooo, how the go is going nau? not seen u online for a while; it is partly my fault, been very busy but i go halla your side today

aisha2:
This is the funniest story i have read, super 5 ko, super ted Ni

leave talk ooo, i was not a very normal kid, i had too many weird ideas growing up and my kid brother was no help, he was weird too, infact too weird. if i wrote half of the silly things we did, Seun go ban me think say i be terrorist 

iice:
[color=#9900ff]lol na2day.  One of my bro did the same thing.  Except he was superman and ended being caught on a rope that was strung across the room Funniest part was that, it was his mouth that caught the rope rofl.  We called him scarface for a while [/color]

i had an igbo friend that did the superman thingy too. they just got back from Japan and his mom bought him the costume. the idiot thought that the costume was what made superman flew, poor fella, he shoulda asked me first and i did tell him i tried to fly without any success. he climbed a tree and jumped from there, crashed badly and broke major bones. they rushed him to the ER and did major surgeries for him, needless to say that was the last time he saw the costume the positive side of the story though, he became one of the fastest and most flexible martial arts guy i had ever seen and very vast in many a martial arts 

i am here. where is the wedding ring?

CuteAngel:
Money isn't everything in a relationship agreed but its also the driving force, the lubricant in any relationship. A girl might not mind at first but after a while, when she start seeing her frends with trendy clothes, shoes and bags, don't expect her to keep her mouth shut, she will always want to be like then aleast make herself look good. Even as a man you need to boast your ego buy giiving her money to show control over her. Only babes that are rich and most single ladies who are SSS that will say no to money.

wrong! we dont need to boast our ego, u girls need to learn to work hard and buy ur own clothes with ur own freaky money, that's how! what a man can do a woman can do better, so make more money than the man and buy ur own stuff!

MzDarkSkin:
you all ESPECIALLY Hannibal need to grow up and seek education. You are an embarassment to your Nigerian community.

oh be quiet! like u don't have issues, in fact, major issues!

justwise:
Man! when it comes to money some women don't move with time, will they accept order from a man the way they accept money and other gift? No, rather u will hear them shouting: 'its 21 century women shld stand up to a man'

i know right! when sum1 breaks into the house they will say darling go and see who is entering our house ooo! they forget equal rights at that time. they only remember equality when it suits them