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tpia.:
^^ I just checked and didnt see any message.

was this a long time ago because I really dont see anything.

check again

tpia.:
^^ really?

for which of my ids?

the one on ur profile

tpia.:
^^ photo is staring at you, (maybe you're an HP camera which cant see dark people), and the rest of the info you need is in one place- namely on my profile.

did you send an IM?

i have b4

tpia.:
^^ I didnt run anywhere- was reading some news stories.

all the info you need is in my profile.

Photo dey- you no see am?

I should be hanging around waiting for my naija brothers to throw some crumbs of attention my way, abi? Heaven helps those who help themselves oh.

didnt see no photo of u and never saw any number and u dont even reply to IMs

stechi:
My fiancee have been receiving gifts from a male friend of hers for quite a while and recently she misplaced her phone and while I am planning to get her a new phone, I was surprised when she called me and told me that same male friend of hers just got her a new phone. So disturbing as it may be to me, I demanded to know what is really going on between her and this male friend of hers and her answer is as good as yours(reader) that -NOTHING INTIMATE.

I had a deep thought over the whole issue and concluded within me to allow things unfold for itself because it is her personal choice to decide who to be with afterall God knows I love her so much (not verbally but practically) which she can testify to (if she can be truthful).

Lately, her attitude has really changed differently from what she was when we started and personally, I might attribute it to change on location and her new job.Hence, being materialistic might be where she is aiming at or is it the guy that is desperate in having her as his.

I am about taking a tough decision because I am such that don't allow emotional issues to becloud my focus in life.

What decision do NL's think I should take?

kneel down and raise up ur legs, asap! run from that girl with all ur might. why are u blaming the other guy though?

una see? typical 9ja woman, she don run, tomorrow una go dey vex say na white chic we dey follow

CuteAngel:
U guyz are so funny here, plz i don't want any sucide bomber abeg, i better stay alone than get my brains blown off. Tnx for you good effort.

i said i will take care of u, trust me

tpia.:
^^ no probs.


I'm all ears.

first things first, i will need to know where u live so as to know how to pass across these hot points to u, 2ndly i want to know your phone number, email address and yim ID so as to pass certain parts that will be personal to u  now dont forget to post a pic too

tpia.:
^^ in what way?

do u have time, i am great in teaching these lessons

tpia.:
everytime I go out these days I see a black male with his white girlfriend or wife.

Then later on I see neverending NL posts about black women's booty and whatnot.

I'm like who is fooling who exactly?

lback women fooling themselves?

A-40:
Hehehe a Bulls.hit fan asking a Mavs fan how market? I laugh in DJ Mbenga. Thats like Antoine Walker asking M.J how market? You tell me

The West is crazy sha four teams tied on 50-27 of what use is homecourt when we seem to play poorly at home? Na2day una suppose dey boo those guys! Why Thunder go dey beat us for house?

omo, i wan cry, too many turn overs, mistakes left and right, shawn marion couldn't complete a lay-up say hand dey pain am, i say nonsense, u for use the board or at least climb chair dunk the thing. well God is our shepherd sha

Dreamm:
I knw of a woman dat her first child(male) is 4m a guy he was datin b4 she got married. Til nw d husbnd nor d guy knw abt it. D child is in J.s.s 3nw and hapens 2b d only son.If d husbnd finds out wat do u tink he'l do? Chase d only son nd wife out of d house? There's an adage that says, .'Only a woman knws who got her pregnant. Jst pray it doesn't happen 2u,u migt evn end up doing notin cos it's alwyz easier said dan done.

so how did u get the 411 on the matter?

davidylan:
Well i had to add mother, grandmother, aunties, cousins, nieces to come up with that percentage.

no wonder!

platinumnk:
^^ Pot bellied freaks

what is wrong with our pot bellies?

davidylan:
Dear Lord . . . thank you for the 2% of naija women who are just wonderful, decent, understanding little angels. Amen.

they went up to 2%! hope u are not counting our mothers and those dead grannies?

davidylan:
rephrase your prayer . . . not all 9ja women have a problem.

dear Lawd, take away the 0.001% that don't have the problem, i know they are yet to be born but just take away those ones from my previous prayer, amen!

[size=16pt]dear Lawd, remember now my prayer i prayed doing this easter, plz dont forget how urgent the matter is, plz and plz, deliver us from 9ja women, all these we ask through your precious son, amen![/size]

agathamari:
Taiwan, germany, japan, australia and a few other countries are doing this to encourage couples to have children because the birthrates are declining sharply there.  more and more couples are deciding not to have any children but rather focus on thier careers.  countries like china had to impliment a one child law to stop the madness of people getting married just to produce 5, 6, 7, 10 kids.  other countries with similar cultural ideas (mass child bearing) are also leaning towards this idea of limiting children.

so how many kids are we gonna have

luizworld:
i paired her with d sucide bomber

u want ayettymama to wound u? that one belongs to her oo! to abt a perfect match

CuteAngel:
Still searching

alright, come to papa, ima fix u up with the right dude. the cupid that started this thread is my wife and together we will join our goodwill forces to get u the best of the best

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Asians and doing awkward things, sef.[/color]

what is awkward about it? it is the same thing as stimulus money in the usa, stimulate ppl to do stuff

Nwaka77:
@Post

I have always said it that most marraiges between naija men and women is a master/slave relationship and you lunatics have proven me right. Why don't you get a dog if you are looking for who to control and maintain? It is no wonder that married naija women back home look so haggard since they are treated like slaves in their marital homes. When they see the way my husband treats me when we come to naija for a brief visit, they are silently wishing they did not marry those jungle monkeys, LOL

Peace out!

so was ur mom treated like a slave? legitimate question only. as for u queenly claim, kindly post ur pic, u might be more of an insult to monkeys, who knows

Kgdavid:
hmmm so nobody loves me  . . . *gets shotgun out from under bed* goodbye to this loveless world

dont do it! i got something better that can kill u faster presenting AYETTYMAMA! ! ! u 2 seem to be meant 4 each other

queeneve:
Daduke,

Go find someone else to hit on, I am not INTERESTED. Get lost pervert. Only faggolas argue with women. You smell like chit go wash up faggola.


(spraying lysol and febreeze)

weakest line ever, if u can't stand the heat to start the fire. women always come up with some stupid line like men don't argue with women but expect the man to put up with her nagging and stupidity, shior!

axeman85:
haba interesting all i see is no no no.

so if you are saying a girl shudnt send money to her bf in 9ja. so is it ok then if a guy dont send money to his gf in 9ja. ? becos at the end of the day is the guy is faithful and honest with the girl and needs the money genuinely then i dont see anything wrong in it.

thank u jare, the head wey dey on ur neck correct well well. better persin

platinumnk:
You call her a gold digger, and I said rich chicks arnts gold diggers
Either they're greedy or you got no game.

If you dont dish out money, then y are you always complaining?
Cant afford to take her to Saks Fifth?

really? a rich chic can't dig gold? did u read where i said they are the biggest gold diggers with better tools?  and no i am not taking her to no Saks Fifth! na only Saks Fifth? whatever ever happened to good ol' walmart or bend down select?  i complain bcuz it is a silly trend just the same way i complain about nigerian politicians even though i dont live there.

platinumnk:
You told back then the afluent kids would want to buy you stuff right, now wheres the gold digger?

if a rich kid decides that they want to buy me stuff, that is their own cup of tea, i might accept i might decline the whole point is, those i made my friends or decided to date, financial positioning was not a criterion. been blessed with friends at both ends of the spectrum and i have learned from them all but never made or kept one due to financial standings, my mama trained me better than that! 

queeneve:
Far as education goes, I do not need.  However, I suggest you find you something to do because you is wasting your time with me.  

If you want to call it generalization then it will be in your microscopic head.  You do know what microscopic means do you?  

I will repeat it, I thank God for my fiance.  He is nigerian and doesn't act like that.   What you going to do now?  

Next!

bush woman, i believe u meant myopic mind but i guess a microscopic will do

queeneve:
Oh I thought you was going to bed, Na2day?  Then you called me a liar.  You saw me generalize where?  I said my fiance is Nigerian and he doesn't act like THAT.  Now if you feel that generalizing then I suggest you go back to school and this time TAKE HOOKED ON PHONICS.  Reading seems to be your weakest area.  Practice man!

u badly need that education more than i do, ur bf is nigerian but dont act like one does not imply that nigerians act in a certain way? and if yes, what does that mean? it is called generalization! and the fact u had to tell sum1 else that if it does not apply to him he shld forget it, SMH

daduke2k:
Yeah , we realy do. There's an adult school in my area . U re welcome and its free. It might help u.

death! ! !  

daduke2k:
Hehehe. . . . I smel blood, how easter in d jungle my man?

very bloody, what did u expect

queeneve:
Daduke, if it don't apply to you, DON'T RESPOND.  I said it and I won't retract so move on.

daduke2k:
4 sure i wuld. Bt your generalizations arent accurate and twas senseless.

u know, there was this lady on a certain thread that claims she never generalize. i asked, not even once in ur life, she said never! the life of a serial liar!  

jenibayo:
Honey go to bed and sweet dreams bout me.

i am off, my job is done here. gnite

queeneve:
Na2day,

You should have been took your arse to bed!  GOOD RIDDANCE!

to ur bad rubbish? i totally agree

jenibayo:
Plzzzzzzzzzz no insult here i beg una, honey pls dont insult.

i am good, just making sure she is not messing up my good "na2day?" name, it took me forever to get that name, dont want nobody changing it over night literally

Siena:
A real man knows when he needs help, and if he feels comfortable enough with his girlfriend, he'll ask her for assistance.
A real man knows any relationship is about give and take.
A real man would date a real woman, comfortable in the knowledge if he was short for whatever reason, his girlfriend will come up trumps, and support him.
A real man lives in the real world, and knows that trends are changing. This is not 1975.

A real woman would financially assist her boyfriend, without him asking. She'd know without being prompted.

Most important - a real man can put pride aside, and admit to his girlfriend things are not as rosy as they could be, financially. There's no shame in it. A real man would ask his girlfriend for assistance first, before asking his mates or family. If he can't discuss finance with his girlfriend, who can he confide in?

thank u! thank u! thank u! i owe u 2 bottles of zobo and one bowl of kunu mixed with some kuli kuli and very cold "pure water" to down the whole thing. now i can go to bed  

190:
How nairalander's

I hope u all had fun!

Mine was cool!

despite of ur bipolarism i get person wey wan meet u for abuja. are u game? i go connect u and her