₦airaland Forum

Kgdavid:
chi baby your hot. i hereby claim you as my property for life

lol that woman is trouble with a capital t

abeg there are different level of beggars. we have one one kind one kind beggars in our neighborhood that when we gave them a bag of rice they returned to say that the rice was not quality but they would use it to feed their chickens. i hereby reject ayettymama.

u have a valid point there, lets give ayettymama to the chickens then, they wont know any better   we just have to drug chi-baby so that she will sign the acceptance papers  

chi-baby:
ah ah! wat kinda play is dat naww??   i dnt want any1 2 die in ma handz abeg so neeexxtttttt!

girl, i understand how u feel, just follow me to our van let me check and see what else we got  

platinumnk:
^lollllllz

yes o, I was helping my church  hand out free lunch meals that day.  

u call that free? i had to pay u back with something remember?

platinumnk:
^^419 :-x

how?

chi-baby:
lmao u no serious atall!  . . .nwayz wat suggestions are there??  

plenty, there is KGDavid who is afraid to die by ayettymama's hand, he might as well die at urs

platinumnk:
how do u know, do u live under the bridge too?

isnt that where u met me?

follypimpi:

Happy Easter Brethren.

happy easter bro, sweet princess told me u guys had a blast yesterday  

platinumnk:
Damm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaahahahhaahhaha ahaahahahahahsahahaha

Tears are flowing!

i feel ur pain too, tears are flowing on her behalf, she left lagos under bridge for the usa ghetto under bridge

follypimpi:

Brethren don't ever waste your time responding a minor with an imaginary fiance' does not worth it,is like teaching a cockroach to moonwalk.

death!   i hear u bro  

nellaluv:
no you heard wrong, i like helpless men

i am bipolar, i got a helpless side too

chi-baby:
and wat is yo biz if i am or if am not ?  

bcuz this matching & sons enterprise is owned by my humble self and my darling wife abekeade and we will help u get a match(dont catch fire ooo)  

queeneve:
I am waiting on the day Na2day and Daduke get married. Them faggolas stick together!

ah, i have a fan! yippee!

Dreamm:
@na2day. I searchd.it has 8 defintions. Some were rude. It al depends on d 1 u used on me.

look 4 the nicest one out of the bunch

chi-baby:
Lol ds thread is  kinda lyk da remix of the 'Match two personalities to make a couple' thread bk in da day  
dat waz ma best thread on NL till date cuz ah made mosta ma friendz 4rm there  
hpefully ds is as interestin  

is that ur way of saying u r looking for a match?

rawswagga:
Has anyone seen ebony today?hi ya all

we resemble ebony keeper?

Kgdavid:
lol did i tell you i want a painful death?

a beggar has no choice, literally so ayettymama is ur portion

nellaluv:
Hmmn, are you sure, i'm gonna tell your momma u're being a real naughty boy

i hear u like naughty bois

lonelydude:
How exactly, if i may ask?

there's proof of AMAKA's crush on you on your profile pic.

really? i doubt that, not on my profile!

platinumnk:
they call me plat because when warmed up im hotter than the sun and the rays just bounce off me

Walmart ke- next time you come over im putting a picture of my purina chow on the bed and heading to sleep

thanks 4 the heads up, my pic in a frame will be visiting next time

lonelydude:
@na2day,

why chasing after platinum when THE AMAKA is having a serious crush on you?

u wan start world war 3?

jenibayo:
Baby i be think say u wan go sleep oo abi u don wake u! wetin time for there.

i said sleep not hibernation. i am wide awake

chic2pimp:
No fit jor
You sef like am jor abi nah lie I talk dia

na lie u talk! i only want nigerian girls looking at my profile

davidylan:
plat loves money. that much is true.

why do u think they call her platinum

platinumnk:
same thing, you want quality, or something quick and easy?  you look at a ring at walmart ill gouge your eyes out  

the walmart rings look fly to me

platinumnk:
Why have intimacy when you can just jack off?

how does not related to walmart?  u shld have said, why pay 4 s3x when u can get a free booty-call

platinumnk:
@daduke- hehehehehe what u digging for, im not  wide and deep like Florida Swamps

yes because I told you I wanted that ring in Zales and I was bring my wallet to pay for it and you refused but now you complain your landlord threw you out cuz you cant afford rent

which is true, why buy a $3000 ring when i can get one for $29.99 at walmart

^^^^ the good doctor is in the house

chic2pimp:
Okay we don accept say she look you die but oh bwoi you no suppose do am that way

na restraining order remain make i go get

platinumnk:
oh trust me I aint complaining, good riddance to bad rubbish
I just find it funny

good, not take ur fellow 9ja girls off our case and let us be as we prefer whites, latinos and akatas over y'all

chic2pimp:
You dey ask me abi?

BTW, that your Profile pic get as e be oooo

that pic na 4 ppl wey dey claim say dem no send persin, no get hin time but they constantly check hin profile

platinumnk:
Yes platinum is ultimate



how is she bigger golddigger? I dont understand.
Why would you take her to buy stuff at Walmart when shes used to Pradas?
Then you cant afford to buy her shoes she normally buys for herself, then you start calling her a golddigger? ehhh?

i have to repost that in igbo as u keep missing my point

nellaluv:
o gba dun, don't say i didn't warn you, my kind of nightmare u won't live to tell the story

ddint intend to share the story, wanted it to be exclusively mine

Dreamm:
@na2day. Funy talk. Goggle is a frnd means wat?

u can google the meaning of 411

Dreamm:
@na2day,only u knws wat u mean by 411. I never posted 2exchange words wit u or any1.We're in a sinful world full of heartles beings. Jst pray it doesn't happen 2u,cos if it does then u'll knw whether am 411 or nt.

google is a friend. now why will it happen to me when i am getting married to u, abi u r pregnant?

chic2pimp:
Look @ these two useless boys

ehen! wetin we do? '

platinumnk:
+1
whats funny is that they deny it here
we see what yall go home with niggas

aren't u girls better treated by whitemen as widely claimed? then go 4 ur white studs

nellaluv:
negative suga, i'm sure it was a nightmare, b careful wat u wish 4

i can handle ur kinda nightmares

CuteAngel:
I nor want, na by force? u neva take care of your wife wey dey house na me u go fit take care of FYI am very very very expensive

dont worry, u will adjust 2 bend down select

luizworld:
esxpensive lady, na2day can u afford it

u knw me well