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all these road side mechanics wey full this forum, na wa! make una dey suggest all the software wey dey the world ooooo. this lecture we don give the guy e don do. bros if u still get wahala, no buy christmas clothe/goat/chicken/rice, go buy new laptop make we hear word.

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Mystique:
Its a really simple equation. . .

If no money = no love,

then

Lots of Money = Lots of Love

QED

na the way

well, we are ijaws in the broad sense but with a difference. i love to think us as the educated part of the ijaws because most kalabari ppl prefer schooling. and the language is so much close but the tonation is so so different. listern to them and u will find lots of similar words.

@ 9ja4eva

do a google serach for vlc and download it according to ur OS (mac, windows, linux etc)

@ fyneguy

the fact he was speaking in tongue dont imply that God is nigerian, he might have been speaking spanish, u neva can tell, desperate times calls for
desperate measures my friend.

@ faketan

are u saying that presently, teenage nigerians look older because of our nutrition and living conditions? bros, if na play stop am ooo, because na hunger and
poverty, dey hammer ppl oooo, abi this special nutrition only affect the players cos i still knw a 17yr wen i see one. as for mikel, e get baby face but
that dont mean he is so old.

it has nothing to do with the brand of laptop since most of them use the same oem parts or similar. the first question u guys shld find out is how old is this laptop, if u have 7yrs old laptop with a celeron chips and u where expecting the current performance of and centrinal rose (intel core 2 duo 7100 or higher) u r are joking. a 1988 volks no matter hw well it has served u will not out perform a 2007 mazda 626. get that fact straight! u can keep adding more heavy programs to it and expect it to work like a champ. number 2, very important, take norton out as soon as possible, that sucker takes up to 35% of ur system resources. get better antivirus like trend micro, nod32, kapsersky etc, these are very light weight programs and dont consume ur resources like norton and macafee does (but macafee has recently improved their program and now have a better virus defination database than norton) nod32 just take 4% of ur system resources. u can also go to this site www.crucial.com and see the maxium ur laptop can handle, also it will tell u the type of memory ur laptop uses (clock speed and all that). number 3, u can use the command " msconfig " in run if u have windows ME, windows 2000, xp, and take out some programs that start up when windows boots, that will help improve ur notebook performace, (pls no go stop system programs or processes oooooo, well na ur laptop, na u go hear am). lastly, check for malware activities and clean them. if ur hard drive space is small, defragment but if u have a 250gb harddrive and u want to defrag, OYO! better have a pretty fast processor oooo.

chaik:
does have to do with toshiba satellite laptops because i own one too and its darned slow too.i recently had to delete sme files and it became faster.

thanks for the link. funny penalties though. well, those nigerians actually look too old but not 27 as suggested by ritchboi. the max might be 24.hmmmm, thats still very bad oooooo.

aloib:
http://www.zshare.net/download/3558493e073c71/, penalties

na u know oooo, wetin dey real for 9ja? not even the country wey britain carry ppl from different kon glue them call am nigeria? even our country age na fake, abeg no bi bad bell for this celebration oooo

hunter777:
i'm amazes how we all love to fool ourselves as regards the eaglets being You-17s, we don't need a rocket scientist to tell us that our players are clearly over-aged, happy as i am for them,i'll love to see them play at the top level in 5yrs time(at least they should be 22 then). A good example is adeneye(one of our defenders at Holland 2005) who refused to undergo a bone test which would have revealed his true age, the spaniards have a lot going on for them.at least they've got players in arsenal,barcelona,athletico madrid etc, lest i forget,where is femi opabunmi of trinidad and tobago fame(where we came second to france)

na wa for 9ja ppl ooooo, na obj dey play the match? if u talk say dem do give them needed support (financially and otherwise) i go say ok but this one u dey yan like say na baba iyabo dey play the match, i dey fear u oooooooo

faketan:
na soooooooooo?

Obasanjo na bad luck. all the time he was there, we could not win anything despite the fact we did well in many tournaments. In holland, we reached final, in Trinidad and tobago we lost in the finals. . . so many more.
Thank God for Yar'adua.

ma gbegi fu ehen. na u no dey ok.

aloib:
are u ok? was i talking to u

na so u go talk until u go kpeme

aloib:
hahahaha, it aint that bad now,

typical nigerian, gotta blame it on sumtin, tribal nonsense. if it is not racism na tribalism. what tribe are they from? yoruba? and u are igbo? if this helps, i am not from either tribe

ThiefOfHearts:
hermie or not, I'm still better than you dude.

Can you all see that all these people baring their teeth at me are of a certain tribe. Hmm

levels, that na solid pidgin wey i like. carry go

mconqueror:
uhmm ''i comment my reserve ooo"

@ doyin

romeo is not preying on women, theiefofhearts is not a woman, she and her friends are hermaphrodites.
so if they claim to have gay friends and yet try to make fun of romeo and redsun (even though we all know they are not gay) tells me that they are friends that are back-stabbers. why are we worried abt the state of english language in nigeria sef? we got bigger problems with the low lives of those that try to call themselves nigerian women. tufiakpa!!!

sista, tell me that is not ur true age because i want to marry u asap ! u seem to be the one of the very few ladies here that has head oooooo. God will bless u plenty for this post.

SwtNsoFLyy:

I'm greatful that I've never developed the attitude of "NO Finance, NO Romance". This is setting a high expectation at the expense of one's happiness in the long run, unless they don't care if they just settle for less in the finer things in life. Just because someone has alot of money, doesn't mean you will be happy as an ending result. It may very well be possible, if you land a man/woman with money who are in your social circle, same wavelength, and compatibility level, however I find that if we just look beyond this mentality long enough to search out what really makes us happy, its that ONE gentleman who the money hungry women overlook,, is the diamond in the rough, to prove himself to be prize that I will lay my eyes on ,

For me, its all about his relationship with God, his potential TO make money and the woman's support in helping him along the way. Friendship first, satisfy what your heart desires, give the guy with potential a chance, and in the right timing, money will follow. Its all about personal perspectives ,

love & light,

i see why u dont post to nairaland because when u finally did na bull u just dey yan. so u wake up early to go to work so u can get laid? poor man na hin u bi for sure. i go to work early because i need to and it is a means to get an end, which is a bigger picture not getting laid. do a research and u will find out that sex is more higher is the poorer regions than in the richer regions of any society. one of indian prime ministers got an award when she gave free tvs to all of indian families. the result of the act was the hugh slide in the sexual appetite of the ppl because earlier they had little to do but have sex and reproduce. always get ur facts right b4 u come here and give us bull.

apache77:
first time i am contributing here on nairaland, and i must say that for Nigerian men, our biggest blesing is our women and their demanding anture. If not for them girls, u wont believe just how many men would still be waking up in their houses(for those that have houses) by 10am. When u know that you can't get laid by them chics because you're too poor, u know u just have to go out to make this money, the girls and their attitude is a challenge and not a problem- it just depends on your orientation to determine which side u belong, instead of complaining and sulking- go and make money- why shouldn't a woman u meet on the street care whether u have money or not, when even in your house, your mother( though she may not admit it) probabbly regards your richer junior brother more because he gat more money

i think u need to get ur facts right, there is no language spoken in today's world that still has its original format. languages will ever be evolving, thats why english, french etc will always have variations depend on where u are. calling it laziness is to get stuck in the last century. get up, move on and smell the new breeze (it might just be ur fart)

FYI: the queen's english like it is now is far different from what it was in the last 200 to 300 yrs ago, else we did still be speaking king james version of english as seen in the earlier translations.

samsilo:
@redsun
I put to you and all those defending poor English spoken and written by educated Nigerians. This is a reflection of poor self discipline and mental laziness, as debosky pointed out if one lacks the will to speak a language properly, I wonder where the will to carry out more demanding tasks will come from.
If I go to my village and start speaking my language in a garbled fashion at a town meeting ,I assure you they will not congratulate me for a job well done.
It is not a matter of colonial mentality etc,any language you speak whether its Hindi,speak it correctly

@ aloib,

na wetin cade yan wey u begin dey attack the bobo with ur 32? abi make hin no verify say we true true get ladies for this forum? no bi only hin dey doubt that fact at all. e pass just to choose female for the sex option to bi female, we go need do some verification to determine that they are biologically correct. so stop dey attack the bobo like that. and if u over vex with me, i go raise gbege for ur head, i no say u no bi bruce-li sista.

@ the rest of una

e don do. na pidgin english dey bring all this quarrel? i bow oooo! ok, we no sabi speak english, make una go die. the english we speak b4, na wetin una carry am do? abi the country bi improve? abi no bi from speaking grammar we kill our country b4 the english kon dabaru? we just dey act like typical nigerian politicians, wetin dey worry us, we no go address am, na wetin no dey relevant na hin we carry for head. france dey speak english? abi japan dey speak english? even the english man neva speak correct english and yet nobody don give am sack letter say make hin waka from the country, so why una wan break our head with this cyber crisis, hen? if pidgin becomes our unifying language, so bi it ooooo, i dey for the language back 24/7, and for una info, pidgin english dey relieve stress well well, dey speak am daily and u go see say u go dey fresh small, and ur blood pressure go dey kampe. so make una leave case, talk wetin truly dey wrong with our beloved country, and bring useful suggestion come table, u neva know hw far e go help ppl wey dey back home.

FYI: for all of una wey dey always come 9ja reunion dey form language and still dey mis-yan make una stop am oooo, if dey try bi akarta, no practice am for 9ja reunion. if i catch una again next yr, well, una go see pepper sha.

thats what they always say until time comes, then, garri never know hin true sharp until cold or hot water touch am.

jujukemist:
I do agree with you that nigerian men are industious-some, not all. That is the point. yet most are messing up big time, and i hope you are not one of them. For your info I am not married and i am not stubborn. I am the one that will do the marrying. When I am good to go, I will not disappoint you mr na2day.take am easy

iight, i will help u. do u recognise any signs around u? wat do u see, tell me. i will help u dont panic, but u must promise to be my gf oooooo. nothing goes for nothing in this life

soulpatrol:
i'm lost on this thread o. somebody find me!

y do u think it is hard for a nigerian girl to approach a guy? because they fear the "NO" more than we do. rejection is rejection and nobody wants to deal with it.

its never too late to become a kalabari, i got a Hot potion u can drink for only $99.99 and it works like magic, makes u Hot for 24hrs. if u r not satisfied, we will give u ur money back(99.99 naira) sale is just for this week, come get urs and be the kalabari guy u have always dreamed of

he spend a good quality time making us

yep, we are blessed in that department. u got a problem with that?

i honestly think they had a brain lag , and the only coordination the brain gave was to post crap for the day

English1:
I think that writer just doesn't like Nigerian men. In his opinion Nigerian men can't get it right no matter what they do. If they are traditional, they are wrong. If they are 'westernised', they are wrong.

really? well, try and understand also that the "S" , "F" and muther"F" words are not meant for gentlemen also. much luv bro

e bi like say u dey talk from experience

sagacious:
Uh ! they are not sturborn, they know what they want , most of them are proving sturborn because of what they want chop.Please don't trust those sweat ,serious look and alll those sturf , it's a lie ,let5 them get what they want , Then, you will see the original sturborn sturf in them .

give me a break, why is it so easy for us to condemn nigerian men? find out from all the nigerian ladies that married akarta boys here or even lots of white guys and let them tell u their stories. many of them are regretting it right now as we speak. alot of nigerian men here are providing for their own families and sweating it out on foreign soil just to give their families here and in nigeria the best of life, nobody is commending them, y'll just open ur mouth to any convenient radius and just miss yan. abeg make i hear word.

jujukemist:
Na2day; no had feeling,I still stand by what I said. obviously you are reacting, which infers that you are a VECTOR. most Nigerian men have lost the capacity to steer the women folks in to theire god giving place. i am just being objective, not being emotional. just be a real and an excellent man-i know you can. God bless you.

i guess we just have to blame ur dad for ur failure routine (just like most americans like to do, blame sum1 else for their inabilities)

younghoodi:
that's how i grew up my pops travel all the time he didn't care about my school and shit but he was the one that always made sure i went back home in june.

well i am kalabari too but u guys have not even said anything worth while, why are we having this thread? abi una wan form another towns meeting?

boring

i can see how ur going to nigeria every summer helped u become a better person. at the end u turned out to be this kind loser, i am sure not in a hurry to see ur brother that didnt go to nigeria during the summers (he probably didnt go because u were no better than him that went.) honestly i did like to know why ur parents made u learn a nigerian language when u can hardly make a proper sentence in english that u met here when u were born. if ebonics is ur thing, thats kool but it is stupid of u to tell us to make our kids africans by sending them to africa during the summer when u came out from that experiment a failure.