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@ apache77

thanks for your gospel according to stupidity. i read it and concluded that it is either u bailed school or school totally rejected u.the later seems to be the case. see how u are contradicting yourself from paragraph to paragraph. maybe u should have read your own reply before u post. my advice, go back to primary school, at least there are night schools that can still redeem your type.

u come up here accusing me of bring something else into a totally different topic while u don't even understand the topic at all. u said there are poor pepper sellers that will die for me. well, i will gladly meet those ones, since they will die for me and i love them, meaning there is actually romance despite the lack of the "well to do" status, which proves the topic wrong and your olodo head wrong too. if the topic says " finance will bring u romance from some women" then u will be justified to bring in different levels of women and their thirst for money but since it didnt, it strongly implies that u have a poor understanding of the topic or total lack of intelligent reasoning quotient.

as per your praise of 157k, shame on u. so na 157k u dey boast about? you're a total disgrace. the fact u have your own gsm biz under one tree in ajegunle does not compare u to someone working in an oil company or any other place that is worth the sweat. even if i don't work for a company that is high profiled, at least i earn my living legitimately. and for your info, where i am, if i am fired, i still get paid still i get another job, so don't trip. u come online to boast of 200 naira beer, u dey make me laugh. one i don't drink or smoke, and i don't date women that do, get your facts right. you're one of those people that go to expensive clubs and try to hang at the gate or climb tree to peek at the action going on inside; stay there dey daydream u hear. like i said, u seem to be a product of borrow borrow money. you're the one who is pathetic, u dey lagos dey slab the streets come dey tell me say u dey date high class girls, which ones? aj babes? if they love u good but don't come here and begin to form, 900 naira beer, LMAO, e bi like say wine dey elude u, sorry oooo, na condition make crayfish bend. poor man international ltd, is that not your biz? how many people have u paid their fees thro college? how many people have u given money to start their own biz? how many people have u paid their medical bills for? how many people have u given money to change their lives for the best? you're here taking about mary kay; its seems like it is the only beauty product u know(u probably heard it from the side lines), sorry ooo, their are a lot more expensive ones. next time ur friend is paying to browse please join him and do a research before u come here to show off. and yeah, you're damn right, i am not in your poverty, borrow borrow league.

FYI: Otedola does not sell me the diesel i use( i don't even use diesel), but i did love to know him since he sells the molue driver that takes u wherever u need to go diesel(hope u know the meaning of FYI?).

@ predi & joey22

we are birthday mates, congrats! July 10 warriors. u guys can get in touch with me at wetindey@hotmail.com



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If u are a Guy, will u pass this test?

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating or over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me, It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

FYI: i was heading for my car where i kept my condoms

oh, that is not always an accurate source of info but thanks anywayz

pilas:
source=Wikipedia.

@ apache77

u are the dumbest person on the planet. na2day? represents me fully as nigerian, how does apache represent u? american wannabe, using words like nigger, shit etc when u havent even seen murtala mohammad airport(no bi u i blame, na ur neighbor wey allow u come hin house come watch hin tv i dey blame) . number 1, i am not like u whose only access to the internet is from the office; mumu, i surf the net from home not work. as for being poor, not every1 will be rich and i never claimed to be rich but one thing i know, u are not better than me financially or otherwise; bros check urself. u think every1 is a 419er like u(and u still dey unsuccessful for ur trade, olodo!);yes, ppl like me work for my stipend, it is my sweat and blood and i am proud of it, while ppl like u rob ppl online and at homes; get a job and quit living with ur mother and sharing her blouse. if a girl is interested in me just because she thinks i got money, why on God's earth should i let her into my heart or wallet or both? i guess ur dad had to borrow money to impress ur mom b4 she married him and u are the fruit of borrow borrow money, right?. and as for the likes of otedolas (whoever that is), dangotes (at least i know this one ) etc, how many of them u know truly trust a woman and gives his heart truly to them, huh? most of them are dogs and sleep with anything in skirt and the same woman that married him initially for the money will come online complaining and posting how her husband cheats on her. some of them go as far as hiring cheaters to catch their man in the act. if the money was what was to spicy the relationship how come their husbands sleep around and they complain and are heart broken? wisdom is known my her children! lastly i have gone through my post on this topic and i am yet to find where i wrote stuff on indians pms and tv sets: it's either the garri wey u dey soak dont damage ur eyes badly or this sleep wey dey catch me get too much power. u lucky say day don dark pass becareful and i need go crash but when i wake up i go get ur time plenty and men, i better see the comments that i made on indians and tvs and it better be sumtin wey affect u or else i go raise gbege on ur sorry ass. u better arrange ur 32 b4 u begin dey mis yan. nonsense!!!

una wan try

go go go go, then come back and cry and tell us ur sad story on a new thread

are these pics for real?

all this quarrel we una dey quarrel, beauty remains in the eyes of the beholder oooo. i can testify say alot of the enugu and anabra are beautify but those from imo and abia men can cause earth quake but na still the beholder be the deciding factor. but true beauty lies in the hausa/fulani blood. dem bam no bi small; but just hausa girls, make una no vex, i no fit. i live for northern nigerian long enough to knw facts. by the way, na how many ppl go say hin mama soup no sweet. monkey no fine but hin mama like am. take note oooo.

God go bless u plenty. where did u get that article from, kindly drop the link for us to go read it in full. but the last line of the article explained why kalabari ppl genes are so messed up, we have too many Scottish, dutch mixed up in our gene pool. in my family, all the girls, my mom, sisters and almost all my aunts and cousins that are female are light skinned, and i mean, very light skinned but the guys like me are super black for some reason. i only know abt 3 guys in the entire family remembers that is light skinned; that is one messed up gene pool.

pilas:
Main article: Ijoid languages
The Ijaw speak nine closely-related Niger-Congo languages, all of which belong to the Ijoid branch of the Niger-Congo tree. The primary division between the Ijo languages is that between Eastern Ijo and Western Ijo, the most important of the former group of languages being Izon, which is spoken by about four million people. There are two prominent groupings of this language. The first group is nominally termed "Western" or "Central" Ijaw or Izon, and consists of "Western" Ijaw speakers (Ekeremo-Sagbama(Mein), Bassan, Apoi, Arogbo, Bumo, Kabuowei, Ogboin, Tarakiri, etc variety) as well Kolokuma-Opokuma (Yenagoa and the vicinity). Nembe-Brass and Akassa (Akaha) dialects are referred to as "Ijo South-East". These groups, since 1996, mainly constitutes Bayelsa State, but spills over to Delta, Edo and Ondo States. Biseni and Okodia dialect are termded "Inland" Ijo The other major group is Kalabari. Kalabari is an "Eastern" Ijaw language but the term "Eastern Ijaw" is not the normal nomenclature. Kalabari is the name one of the clans of the Ijaws that reside on the eastern side of the Niger-Delta (Abonnema, Buguma, Bakana, Degema etc who form a major group in Rivers State, hence their involvement in the fight for greater oil control. Other "Eastern" Ijaw clans are the Okrika, Ibani (the natives of Bonny, Finima and Opobo) and Nkoroo. They are neighbours to the Kalabari in present day Rivers State of Nigeria.

Other related Ijo sub-groups which have distinct linguistic relations but very close blood (i.e genetic), cultural and territorial homogenity with the rest of the Ijaw are Epie-Atisa clan, Engenni people and Udekama (which speak Delta Edoid Languages). Others are Ogbia clan, Bukuma, Abuloma (Obulom) and Andoni (which speak Delta Cross languages).

It was discovered in the 1980s that a nearly-extinct Berbice Creole Dutch, spoken in Guyana, is based on Ijo lexicon and grammar. Its nearest relative seems to be Eastern Ijo, most likely Kalabari (Kouwenberg 1994).

na u sabi, vigil is not always at nite oooo, there is morning vigil. as per reverse back, wat is wrong with that one, i can reverse front, and for ur info, reverse itself is wrong in the states, it is back out, or back something but not reverse, just like u say open your boot, they say pump the trunk, na who correct? abeg 9ja form ur own english jare, na we own.

angel101:
@ all
Pidgin is not the problem afterall it is a language. The problem here is abuse of the English language e.g

reverse back = reverse your car
cut your hand = turn your steering wheel
dress for me = move up the seat
still yet = ?
night vigil = ? (vigil is always at night)
should incase = ?

wetin bi if na thief? dem no bi thieves? u see all the old papa finish come still dey talk say if na thief, abeg make we hear word.

ayusman16:
see d poor reception wey them give our heroes, see d plastic chair and outdated suit wey them wear for them, na wao for this country ooo but if na Thief now, them go give am correct reception (See Alams)!

bros i love ur disclaimer but it is so true abt nigerian gurls in yankee, dem dey fear me bad bad. i don already talk am, i rather marry akata instead of those 9ja babes for here wey get their heads in the clouds. at least if the akata misbehave i get excuse for that one say e no get culture but the nigerian girl wey wan kill u with request like say world wan end na different stori bi that one. i rather die in peace than let a nigerian gurl kill me in pieces.

dakmanzero:
The responses of the majority of naija women here have convinced me of one thing.

'They r all hoes'

To some extent or another, *almost*nevery woman in this dreadful country is a prostitute. It's just a question of when she takes the money (upfront or later, cash or kind (gifts, free transport, etc)), and whether or not shes smart enough to get you to sign an agreement to keep giving her money till the day you die (marriage)

this also goes for those in yankee. In fact over there its worse, as far as I have seen.


However,whenever I go to the UK or someone living there comes to visit, its always so striking how they are completely unimpressed they are by any display of wealth. It seems as if the mentality of women there is different. Yet another reason why it is most likely I will end up marrying someone who grew up in jand. The LovePeddler mentality is just irritating.

disclaimer: not all the women fall into thi category of course. but the vst majority do, so if your one of the exceptions, sorry, statistics are against you

dis one na abomination ooooo, that guy old pass me like crazy and i know say i old pass 17 well well. this is injustice to the highest order. yeye nigerian cheats! tufiakpa! ! !

akava!!! so he travels all the long distance just to tell her he is getting married? nice try. this isnt the 12th century u knw. wateva happen to telephones? they make these things for a reason, learn to use them and they will save u many a journey.

bagoma:
i'd advice you go for the lunch.
what the hell? will you avoid him all your life?
is the way to prove to yourself and to him that you're really over him.
who knows he might want to tell you he's getting married or something along that line.
i say, you go. what harm could it do? i see none whatsover!
this is a chance to discover the truth. don't pass it up.

y is he not 17? cant u see his 32 is yet to be complete

faketan:
I was just looking at this Under-17 guys pic. I could not hold back laughing. he is under 17 indeed. Hahahahahahahahahaha. Do not say I told you.

una still dey for this yeye topic? ok, i bi ur ex, i want to have sex, pls reply in person(bodily)

ur villa must be the first

that's wat i said, bitterness gets u no where

titiK:
It sounds like this person has some real issues that they need to deal with. I'm american but this whole article was too repeatative and long. I beleieve that change is good but you should always remember your roots. Everyone changes when a new culture is introduced but as long as you know who you are it dosen't matter. I don't agree with some of the things my nigerian boyfriend wants me to do and the same goes for him. I think what really is getting to this author is the fact that there is comprimise in other relationships besides thiers. This author just hasn't found their other half yet, so keep looking. Being bitter will get u nowhere but isolated.

they might be rich but laziness or poverty is still affecting their mind, thats why they look for rich men.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=75819.msg1492191#msg1492191 date=1189694297]You said it all o! but the rich chics could be guilty as well[/quote]

which kin yeye post bi this, u wan hear wetin hin get to talk, u no fit use fone? stop lying to us and urself, if u like go get belle for am na ur stori bi that, wetin concern us put. nonsense!!!

which kin yeye post bi this, u wan hear wetin hin get to talk, u no fit use fone? stop lying to us and urself, if u like go get belle for am na ur stori bi that, wetin concern us put. nonsense!!!

@ wham

u bi the biggest mugu, i tell u. u let that girl have sex with u and u call am 419. ur life don bend finish. do u knw who she bi, if she dey carry sumtin for body both physical and spiritual. u knw wetin she don take from u? u better go consult God make hin help u out.

u get faith but u wan knw wetin dey inside first? na wa for this kind gospel wey u dey preach. anywhoo, i get am for plenty naira wey get famous faces like the queen, bushs(both old and new) on the bills man, na simple trust i dey ask for, haba, is that too much to ask?

bros u no get faith at all, i tell u say i get future naira, and u don condemn the thing pata pata, e go do u like film trick oooo, join my party while e ney too late.

faketan:
Boy u de dream. The future naira is in limbo. . lol

it is simple, a simple mind always looks for fault of why they cant progress on others. much as it is true that we have been raped by the govt and the oil companies but that didnt any1 right to start giving a bad name, or kidnapping ppl. after that being said, this whole drama was created by the whites and the but they didnt expect it to go this far, well, just like everywhere else in the world where they wist the truth, the drama has gone this far and might still go farther.

dem mix am, my account sef get the future naira. wetin dey ur own acct

@ naijacutee
because most men tend to hide their feelings, including when they are hurt, they just tough it out and not run to oprah and tyra and cry 19 to the dozen and say all the negative things the other spouse did without saying anything they did wrong. yeye women!!!

[quote author=naijacutee ]@pamddi. I get what you mean. The equation works both ways, but why are there more scathed females than males?[/quote]

@ naijacutee

i have not gotten any good experience with a naija lady. so what's ur point?

bros, i am willing to bet u on this one ooooooooooooo. i dey bet with my bank account

faketan:
@ faketan

are u saying that presently, teenage nigerians look older because of our nutrition and living conditions? bros, if na play stop am ooo, because na hunger and
poverty, dey hammer people oooo, abi this special nutrition only affect the players because i still knw a 17yr when i see one. as for mikel, e get baby face but
that don't mean he is so old.

Boy o boy. It is the more you look the less you see. Your eyes does not tell you the truth. People now feed on artificial ration with all sorts of chemicals. They fast and old like broilers lol. Those guys are under 17. You wan bet?

how did fixing a laptop turn to a witch hunt? nigerians, una too much, haba!

mimiko:
re there witches on nairaland?