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I've never been caught in that situation before, reason being that i never allow any relationship with the opposite sex to go beyond the public place. Recently, one pretty lady that has the physical attribute that attracts me opened up to me "i don giv u green light taya" of course i know cuz i"m not inexperienced, just smiled and overlooked it, she just left my shop now coming from the salon where i had seen her platting earlier and new she would com and show herself to me when done, and she just did, i even complemented her fine hairstyle but will never get private with her. Mind you, this is a lady i tried my best to woo b4 i became a new creature.

MelesZenawi:
I thought Osibanjo is a lawyer. He should know all these...

or is he a lawyer by affidavit.

or is it by forgery (Oluwole)

Oluwole panumo

During NYSC in d North.Living in a face me i slap u house dt u get 2share bathroom & toilet wt other neighbours.On dt faithful day,i ran 2d toilet 2poo (a modernised pit lat wt white tiles like WC dt u have 2squat on).On opening d toilet door i saw a fresh kid's poo, i quickly flushed it & squatted 2do my thing, all of a sudden my neighbour a married woman with 3kids just opened d toilet door.Shock could not allow her close d door immediately,she stood 4 a second while we were looking at each other before she finally regained her senses. I was embarrassed .It turned out dt her 4year old kid ws d culprit dt pooed & then went 2inform his mum who came along wt water 2flush bt unfortunately i ws in d toilet. I wanted 2convince myself dt she didn't see anything bt then d bucket of water before me in my squatted position ws a bit far away not covering my "level". Since dt day i always make sure i block my "abunna" wt my bucket 2avoid a repetition. She ws like copa,sori o.Wch kain sori can sori unseen wat u've seen

mgh2:
Any useful info regarding the recruitment should be posted here on nairaland. Stop all these whatsapp group you guys are creating...these are some of the ways all these half baked scammer usually get hold of people’s phone numbers and they will start sending incoherent scam messages

Bros i tire for them o, i can't do it,some people have forgotten that their phone number is also part of their identity,dropping number here and there on the internet. That's how a total stranger will copy their number,and automatically have link to all their social media account not only whatsapp but facebook inclusive, gather information based on timeline, pictures,post etc review it and use it against them.My phone number alone was what the police had to link and track me down when i innocently bought a stolen phone some years ago.Thank God i learn't my lesson,now you can't even have access to me on facebook unless you are on my friend's list and that's if i choose to accept ur request

Newbielearner:
Go and fast and pray o. Repercussions aren't often immediate. Originally it was meant for beautification. But now, it's a symbol of identity, used for protection, enchantment and transfer of virtue. You'd have to hope hers was for beautification.
I'm just surprised how you didn't see that thing before doing what you did.
They sell it now a lot, teaching ladies how to use it to enchant a man, draw virtue and ensure protection from ritualists.

Oga, go and pray o. No intention to scare you or to emphasize too much on holiness. But these things affect people on a long term basis...

OP,this man spoke my mind honestly. As a matter of fact i can't have sex with a waist bead wearing lady that am not married to because its true some wicked ladies use it against guys especially if she's been jilted by a bad guy in the past and is on a revenge mission. Though i love to see beads on an endowed lady, its very attractive to behold and turns me on.

Good evening prof @enochogaga.....

(a) Pls what is the adviseable maximum load for the smallest tiger generator (i better pas my neighbour) with it full capacity load being 950watt ?

(b) Can i use a 500voltage stabilizer on the said generator ?

[quote author= post=81521482]Thumbs up EFCC.

This is the only reason some criminals hate our darling President Muhammadu Buhari.

Fraudulent lifestyle has been a normal thing for their lazy as$ for Years now.

Put in more effort EFCC.

Sane Nigerians are behind you.[/quote]This war against cyber crime would have made more sense if the courts are not being too lenient in their judgement..... I mean send them to ten years in jail and they will desist, but now you will hear 3month 6month sentence. Nonsense with ingredient.

SojiCash:
Eradication in Progress

The maximum punishment they will get is 6month jail term, and they will be out to continue their business, or is it not Naija again?

NOL2dworld:
Useful information... Big up Ops.





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JeffSiberstein:
OTG is not working on my Tecno Spark 3, why?

Its fake... Lols

Vizzy4u:
thanks. I learnt that The p33 is 22k while d plus variant is 26k. I have bin thinking of this particular Itel phone but i have been hearing some negative comments about itel/tecno/infinix phones. I'm seriously confused. I would like a phone that will last me a little time as a student and not one that will give me unnecessary headaches. What do u think?

Firstly, remember i can not guaranty any phone as i am not the manufaturer.
Secondly, i gave you options according to your budget and specification.
Thirdly, you can always get a better phone with more money.
Lastly, follow your mind.

Gemini6:
I'm aware of such but aren't there those London used that have receipts and are also sold at cheaper prices?

Londod used... Of course that's what phone sellers will tag it, and even write receipt for you.
Speaking for myself; i will rather buy a brand new smart phone i can afford, or buy second hand phone from a close friend that i know bought it himself of course with the receipt and carton, or wait till i can afford my brand new desired phone. The last option is the most preferable to me. Often times, greed is what pushes people into the trap of buying a stolen phone and the greedy ones are always their target, you know what you are buying is worth so much more than the amount you are offering.

Always beware of too good to be true deals. #TheRichestManInBabylon.

Gemini6:
All these phones ehn how much for fairly used
Where can someone get them for cheaper price

If you mean this, i wil advice you never to try buy smart phone from anyone that you can not guaranty owns bought the phone with proofs of receipt and carton, including fairly used smart phones in the market because some of them are stolen phones and if the imei number is not changed and the real owner decides to track it through police even if they stole the phone in Lagos and you bought it in Anambra or Zamfara you are still not safe. All the real owner needs to do is; report at police station with proof of ownership i.e the receipt and carton and money. Talking from experience i was a victim.

PETUK:
my rent have expire and i'm looking for 90k to renew

My brother my brother.... Typical Nigerian.

Vizzy4u:
Pls whats d best phone with Good ba3 to get with 25k (brand new). Thanks

Itel p33 4000mah battery. I think its less than 25k self
Or gionee p10 same battery capacity. Check jumia its 25k

lunacol:
If you have, go ahead and fill it but if you don't have leave it blank.

Thanks

Did anyone fill space for professional certificate?

seunmohmoh:
Where?

Sent u a mail

seunmohmoh:
You workout??

I do.... And you can also

seunmohmoh:
Who we offend?

Talase
They should better colonize us again.... As in who makes deal and renegade?

seunmohmoh:
The way people pronounce billions Ehn.

Poverty must die.

But this car can not pass oshodi o. Odina risky

Seunmohmoh
The wealthy's way of reasoning is quite different from someone struggling to feed... Do you know i was expecting Dangote to personally present his cheque of $50,000 pledged to the super eagles, if not for anything, just for the attention it will attract, but baba only sent a representative to deliver the cheque. To me, a 'thousandnaire' in naira, #18m is huge but to the man, a billionaire in dollars, its not substantial enough to warrant his presence, hence its a waste of his precious time.
My dear, las las i shall be wealthy, not rich. #WEALTHY

seunmohmoh:
I am too lazy to hit the gym so I can never be like this. Never.

You can still hit the gym without touching weight, there are other forms of exercise to make one feel strong and healthy.

They will start shouting Amaka Amaka now. Team Amaka won't let us hear word now

Perfectdanny:
E no join my brother. Not every one has a smart phone. Even if they do we all cant buy data. Nairaland is free on basic but not whatsapp.

Lets share info here on nairaland. All of us dae find work. Make we share info for where everybody go see am.

I support you my brother, #teamNOKIA106..... Las las God go answer prayer

NgwaManNaija4LF:
Bunch of hungry semi terrorist.

Hungry kwa? You can do better

Continuously burning fire since when again? At op. Na hell fire already be that na. Las las all sinners are set to go to Turkmenistan after death now they know.

Well, thank God am not on your shoe

TGM2015:
So Samsung phones are the most quality phones in the world? Iphones are less quality than Huawei and OPPO right? And as Nokia phones were not mentioned in the post, it shows that Nokia phones are inferior to Tecno àbí?

The way some nairanlanders intelligently takes one up eh, you will even ask yourself what were you thinking when you were typing your post. I'm sure he will accept he didn't calm down enough before typing what we have up there.

Bizibi:
he is comfortable yes but he is confused now and the only thing for him to do is discuss it with the landlord to give him time while he hustles.he is not idle so a little time will make him gather the funds and pay. The economy is not funny right now so I understand his position.

Do you honestly think its best for op to remain in that house with that woman?

If you are spirit-filled there are things you don't even have to delibrate on on your own, talk less of asking for advice on it ,such as this. BTW, i perceived you have made up your mind only seeking validation just as someone said. My advice, don't start what you won't be able to finish, do not allow the devil to use your head for ping-pong. I beleive you as a hustler could source for money to rent a less expensive accomodation (due to your present financial status) if you make up your mind not to dance to her tune.

ScotMisile:
Why not face front, I mean face the future. ..My bro Naija is hard ooo... Go get a good degree, get a job and settle down.. let the sleeping dog lie...

I was feeling your vibe until u mentioned GET A JOB. How about owning the job(s)??

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