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I was alone in my barbing salon this morning when i saw my landlord passing and i extended my voice in greeting but because its been a while i saw him, i went to meet him to let him know i observed his absence. And he started explaining; "if you look at me well you will notice that i have, emaciated", yes he said that because he is an educated farmer but you will not know how intelligent he is until you engage him in educative discussion. So, he narrated that he was on his farm weeks ago when 3 herdsmen invaded it with their cows grazing on his planted crops as if it was a grazing land.
Youths of the village who got a whimp of the scenario before him were battle ready with cutlass, sticks and the likes to deal with the perpetrators but he stopped them, of course he was devastated, but he applied wisdom, he phoned the vigilante head, the civil defence and the police headquarters and they all arrived promptly, the evil guys were arrested, jailed for 3days and paid for damages.He was congratulated for his wisdom

Mum will say, maa se fun e nsin....... Meaning, i will deal with u nw. OR.... se eti ti e maa n dun e ni? Meaning.. Does your ear always pain you? The insinuation is that your ear must be faulty for you to be so disobedient

To always follow my own mind once i see the conviction that am doing the right thing, often time people don't see the big picture with you initially and they tend to compel you to do their bidding but by the time you start manifesting what you see that they failed to see, they i'll come around.

End time news. Wetin concern me for matter wey no concern me self.....

visijo:
Sometimes I just open my fridge and close the door "bamm" just to feel like I bought a car

Nairalanders and comic, you guys are just making my day sililiwelele. I've unintentionally drawn attention to myself by laughing out loud occasionally when reading funny comments

[quote author= post=78665841]All the very best in this long journey you are about to commence Mr Sanwo-Olu.

Make sure you leave your footprints in Gold, even more than your Predecessors did.

Eko oni baje .........[/quote]"Eko o oni baje" was Fashola's slogan, hence its outdated because uncle Ambo modified it to "Itesiwaju eko" when he came and now the reigning theme brought up by team Sanwo-Olu is "For A Greater Lagos". You can thank me later for the update.

Godhead4:
NCAN Malaysian Branch what's his tribe over there?






He's from Southwestern Malaysia

Will u keep qwayet? Hw abt southeastern malaysia

Wetin concern me for something wey no concern me. Mtcheew, carry your cross by yourself to point of no return

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Wetin concern me for inside something wey no concern me

That road is a complete mess mehn.... Down to Badagry round about

@Roshina22.. anwer this question. How old is your pregnancy? Mention me when you answer the question.

I need to move some goods from Lagos to Plateau via a means that won't cut deep into my pocket, i could have preferred the NIPOST option but they said they don't accept any liquid goods. The next preferable option is the train but the jos train terminal is no longer functioning, now the neighbouring states that still operate lagos to north rail are kaduna and Nasarawa(in fact i prefer Nasarawa to Jos if only there's an active railway line from Lagos to Nasarawa since my location is not Jos but another local govt closer to Nasarawa than Jos) please people, i need to start this importation business Lag to Plateau please anyone with a better idea probably i haven't thought of should come to my aid. Sending it through vehicle will be too costly and i may end up running at lost.

mykelswa:
I was just booking space so that it will hit front page before I comment. See eh. Dis stupid cow ppl are very stupid and are acting anyhow bcus it's thier elder bro that's on d throne. Why didn't u ppl start killing innocent ppl during Jonathans era? else u know what would ve happened. *Just pray buhari remains there 4eva. bcus dis country go turn bloodshed once he drops.* Ppl eye dey on una now. The niger delta militant was there a time u heard dey killed innocent citizens? Dey were fighting for what's good bcus dey couldn't farm. Ur own grass is everywhere but it's ppls farm u like. If dey talk u still kill dem. Bunch of illiterates like bubu. 2weeks back u deny sag u no ask of money. Anything terrorism is related to Islam and illiteracy. If u see a true Muslim that doesn't like thier illetrate haram you'll do love d person and a true learned fulani.

What if another fulani mafia like hell Rufai becomes d next president as its being projected already

@ op premiumwriter can you dm me your phone number?

jinka:
Xiaomi redmi note 7 on my mind

Am with u

Blastedholligan:
All these Tecno people, una no de tire? But the phone is actually good. I know a neighbour that got it and he won't let me rest, he's always telling me to go and buy mine and dump my Xiaomi.

Don't you dare try that. As for me, am done with all these 2gig phone xiaomi on my mind

I have retweeted it but my phone na small nokia e on ft screenshot

endi4real:
Thank you for pointing this out... hope d hate-filled mind would find liberation someday.

I say amen on his behalf

Does he ever decline invitation at all?

I have not yet clocked 30 but am close, and i have a conviction that at 30, i won't have any regret as to my achievement and how far have come. Except if God has stopped supporting me and i'm sure he won't ...... My covenant will i not break nor ulter the thing that is gone out of my lips. "psalm 89 vs 34"

charliboy654:
I saw something like Niger city in lockdown after Boko Haram....

Please someone should explain wat is happening in niger, cause an traveling next week n I will pass Niger.

Not in Nigeria, republic of Niger. Don't mind the copy copy op

Immarocks:
I sight you..... Jostified.....

On point right?

Be informed people ! Jos is just another cold local government in Plateau but not the coldest, i tell you. Mangu local govt is colder while Pankshin Local govt is the coldest in the state while Shendam local govt where the sitting governor hails from is the hottest, i mean very hot in the dry season. One thing is clear about Plateau, it has a distinctive weather.

yesloaded:
It will do him go if he could make use of this advice.

I learnt how to generate income for myself when I were just 16yrs, dad & mum very alive then taking good care of all my financial needs but I choose to be useful to myself.

Honestly, that's if he sees things from this angle or else it won't make a single sense to him. Youths (majority) are increasingly becoming lazy and less active when it comes to taking charge of their own life, they don't understand the abundant joy that accompanies bein able to pay your own bills by yourself even when you have willing and able parents to do that for you especially when you attain the mark 20.

Its time for you to look for means of making ''your own money'', mid twenties? If possible pend your furtherance to higher institution to achieve this especially if your mum is your only hope of sponsorship 100% . What ever happened to independency, or were you not brought up to learn to survive on your own as a man?

OrdercityWeb:
Hey Naanlong01!
That's cool. The price depends on how soon you apply to the time you intend to travel. It's best to book 2 weeks ahead as you'd get the lowest prices unlike when it's some days before your flight when it gets pretty more expensive.
Generally, weekend flights are more expensive. So if you want to save some cost it's vest you book day from mon-Fri.
For the site? please google "Arik air". Document? A valid means of identification is required preferably a national I'd card, voters card or an international passport. If you're a Corper you could also use your NYSC ID.

I hope I could help.

How much did you pay and did you apply 2weeks ahead?

@ordercityweb i also intend to fly jos to lag flight soon and it will be my debut flight. So please how much was the ticket, what is their site address what is required as document? Thanks

Game gurus in the house! Kindly help a brother. Pls try not to bash oh !. Consider me a novice when it comes to consoles. I want to add gaming to my barbering business and i know nothing about play station, am not even a video game guy. So please am willing to learn here, what are the best advice you guys can provide me with? From the most suitable type of ps for business between ps2 and 3, to the cost. Note: Its mainly for soccer. Thank you

bamasite:
E no dey quick pay o

True talk, and that's why every business owner have the understanding that patience is a prerequsite in starting and growing your business and by the time its starts paying its always enviable thats after you must have invested enough patience.