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Business › Re: CBN Begins Restructuring Of NSPMC, Retires Directors by NaLaugh: 7:06am On Aug 29, 2014

Sound Sultan: dem come again, dem come again o! ghen! ghen!..

Family › Re: Would You Stand By Your Spouse, No Matter What? by NaLaugh: 6:09am On Aug 29, 2014

Drdreluv: Abeg oooo dis will neva be my portion oooo ehe no be me goo jam dis kind woman......

I hope it never happens to you, but i'm sure now you see the point of the OP's question.

It's quite easy for anyone to say "till death do us part," but what happens when shitt hits the fan.

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Family › Re: Would You Stand By Your Spouse, No Matter What? by NaLaugh: 5:34am On Aug 29, 2014

Drdreluv: Y not? Y are we married in de first place useless question

It won't sound like a useless question, when you come home to find your wife has murdered your 2 year old child for
interrupting her sex marathon with her 20 year old lover.

..and of course he was hitting it dougie when you walked in.

I bet you you would be like.. "aww honey, it's alright, why are we married in the first place"

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Family › Re: Would You Stand By Your Spouse, No Matter What? by NaLaugh: 5:30am On Aug 29, 2014

ummm. Not really

Sports › Re: Okagbare Clinches Third Position IAAF Diamond League Zurich by NaLaugh: 5:30am On Aug 29, 2014

nathanD: omo u quick ooooo u jus run go post am evn b4 d race finsh shuuuuu

Haha. na T.B joshua parole

Politics › Re: Nigeria Launches National Electronic ID Cards by NaLaugh: 5:27am On Aug 29, 2014

cool, but aren't they launching a new ID card in Naija all the time, and somehow most people still complain about not being able to get them.

Culture › Re: Can Minorities Be Racist? by NaLaugh: 7:52pm On Aug 28, 2014

EVERY race on this planet has its fair share of racists.

Politics › Re: My Bitter Experience With Lagos Police by NaLaugh: 6:47pm On Aug 28, 2014

BadBoy25: if the cop was white,you would go out and riot and destroy your neighborhood .

Obviously, your brain functions are lost.

Can you explain how that fits into this context? We ain't talking about Ferguson, Missouri.

This is about the NPF, and the FACT that they are no different from armed robbers, fraudsters and kidnappers.
Take these three vices and mold it up into one- you get the NPF.

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Celebrities › Re: Nigerian celebrities and their luxury cars! (photos) by NaLaugh: 6:36pm On Aug 28, 2014

I bet Mikel Obi drives his Bentley at 5 miles per hour.

Quick question though, where da hell did 2shotz get enough cash to buy a Bentley? Dude has not had a hit record since time immemorial. cheesy

Nice cars though. Good to see them doing good for themselves.

Nairaland General › Re: Pastor Adeboye Thanks Fans With A Pix & Note After Hitting 2M Followers by NaLaugh: 10:14am On Aug 27, 2014

cool story bro. Tell it again undecided

Romance › Re: 14 Differences Between The Girl You Date And The Woman You Marry by NaLaugh: 10:07am On Aug 27, 2014

Not looking forward to marriage though.

Business › Re: Is A Customer Always Right ? by NaLaugh: 9:50am On Aug 27, 2014*

It depends on how you approach it.

You MUST always treat him like he is right, regardless of your position on the matter.
However, granting his request or demand is not inherently his "right."

You can always politely decline an unreasonable demand by a customer, without being rude or aggressive.

Customer service in Nigeria still has a long way to go, as customers are treated like crap.
Customers are made to feel like they are being done a favor- by taking their money for goods/services.

From indications though, i believe it is getting better. Companies in Nigeria appear to be dedicating more resources into training dedicated customer service teams.

Business › Re: ATM Fee: CBN Lied To Us by NaLaugh: 9:48am On Aug 27, 2014

TUNFOL: U must be silly to compare banks and dia operations in watever God-forsaken-country you are with the kind of the one rendered plus lots of hidden charges we pay here. My organization is still in court with a bank who has been charging a client indiscrimately since the past 5 years.

Have you ever heard of punctuation? It helps you sound less like an illiterate.

I will not grant you the satisfaction of an exchange beyond this one, as your point (or the lack thereof) has nothing to do with the topic.

I'm not on this site to pick a fight with anyone. If you do not agree with my comment, then simply say so without name calling. You know.. like an educated person.

By the way, the U.S has its flaws- but is far from a "God-forsaken-country" as you put it.

Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria’s Oldest Pastor, Samuel Sadela, Dies At 114yrs by NaLaugh: 9:20am On Aug 27, 2014

what? 114?

Oldest person in the world is currently 115.

In all honesty, i do not wish to live over 100 years.

Business › Re: ATM Fee: CBN Lied To Us by NaLaugh: 8:15am On Aug 27, 2014*

korel9: Chai!

See them

So, what have you said in connection to the topic?

Business › Re: ATM Fee: CBN Lied To Us by NaLaugh: 8:10am On Aug 27, 2014*

Wait, were all ATM transactions free in Nigeria?

Correct me if i'm wrong, but by my math - this adds up to about 40 cents ONLY WHEN you use a 3rd-party ATM 3 times a month.
I understand the economic climate in Nigeria is rough, but come on.. that's a pretty sweet deal if you ask me.

If it makes you feel any better, here is what it costs each time i use a 3rd-party ATM.

ATM fee: $2.50 -$4 (could be up to $20 in some establishments like clubs etc)
PLUS
Out of network charge: $4 (charged by my bank- for having the audacity to use any other ATM)

Therefore, most times i use the ATM, it costs the Naira equivalent of about NGN1,050 - NGN1,300 ($6.50 - $8 ).

While i am not advocating the CBN's move, i'm just saying- it could be worse. Interconnectivity costs money.

Then again, they probably should have done their sustainability study a little better, to know if or not they could keep that up in the first place.

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Business › Re: And This Advertiser Would Complain Of Not Getting Customers? (PICTURE) by NaLaugh: 6:51am On Aug 27, 2014

The color resolution might be low, but as a professional, i can tell you confidently- It is an efficient ad.

BTW, if your name is Abayomi, do yourself a favor and get rid of your name from the quote in your signature.
NEVER quote yourself. Again, NEVER quote yourself.
Don't worry, if whatever stuff you have to say is actually clever, other people will quote you.

Education › Re: Before All Our Children Become Entertainers by NaLaugh: 5:24am On Aug 27, 2014

Preach!

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Fashion › Re: Bored Of Your Braids? by NaLaugh: 10:26pm On Aug 26, 2014

Travel › Re: My First Time On A Nigerian Plane (hilarious) by NaLaugh: 10:24pm On Aug 26, 2014

lirusehn: like seriously i LMAO like gush!!!!

Sentences like this should be illegal, and carry a minimum 12 month incarceration term.

@Topic
Cool story.

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Agriculture › Re: Jonathan Sets Aside N50 Bn For Farm Mechanization by NaLaugh: 8:01am On Aug 26, 2014*

Rexyl: when will you start to reason positively about your country? How will you describe Mr. President initiatives on farmers‘ bio data and allocation of e wallets to the thousands of registered farmers, what provided them with direct access to farm inputs at highly subsidized rates under the presidential policy of Agricultural Transformation Agenda (ATA). The initiative started three years back and it has been meeting farmers‘ needs in Crop production, Livestock and fisheries. Hope you are aware of GES (Growth Enhancement Supports).

Change your attitudes toward Nigerian development.

Unfortunately, the status quo has very little to do with my attitude toward Nigerian development.

Reality check: My attitude toward it has never amounted to a fraction of a factor in deterring the mindless looting of public funds in Nigeria.

The majority of Nigerian initiatives are like sending a child on an errand every day, but EVERY DAY he returns with neither the product NOR the money you gave him for it. Even worse, he has no plausible explanation.

Sometimes it has little to do with the will, but more the chain of execution.

I very honestly believe the Nigerian president means well for Nigeria, but unfortunately there isn't a magic wand for him to wave. His otherwise good intentions must travel through a historically murky channel of chronic looters and thieves, only to emerge tainted at the end of the tunnel.

Sad, but the reality of the Nigerian state. Denial is futile.

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Sports › Re: Is Courtney Dike The Finest And The Sexiest Female Footballer Ever? by NaLaugh: 7:14am On Aug 26, 2014

she is kinda cute, but cross-eyed though wink

Education › Re: Candidates Without ICT Knowledge Should Forget JAMB – Registrar by NaLaugh: 7:13am On Aug 26, 2014

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Food › Re: What Has Happened To The Nigerian Delicacy Kulikuli? by NaLaugh: 7:12am On Aug 26, 2014

campusflavour: The reason Why you have not seen kulikuli for long is dat the producers are now into bomb production

Agriculture › Re: Jonathan Sets Aside N50 Bn For Farm Mechanization by NaLaugh: 7:09am On Aug 26, 2014

This is the real headline:

"Jonathan Sets Aside N50 Bn For Looting"

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TV/Movies › Re: Suggest Your Favorite 2014 Movies So Far by NaLaugh: 11:11am On Aug 25, 2014

Dawn of the planet of the apes

Non stop

Get on up

TV/Movies › Re: A Place In The Stars - Trailer by NaLaugh: 10:58am On Aug 25, 2014

Decent trailer. They told the story already though.

TV/Movies › Re: Movie Plot Holes That's You've Never Noticed by NaLaugh: 10:52am On Aug 25, 2014

No. 3 is far from a plothole. That happens every day.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Germany (0 - 1): FIFA U-20 Women WC Final On 8th August 2014 by NaLaugh: 2:36am On Aug 25, 2014

There are only like 35 spectators. cheesy

Politics › Re: EBOLA: Customs Intercepts, Destroys Truckload Of Monkey Meat In Katsina by NaLaugh: 11:00pm On Aug 24, 2014

Monkey business

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