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Good for them

You have failed to mention the number one mind control:

BEWBIES!! aka "bobbie" aka "front" aka "tatas" aka "manchester" aka "oyon" aka "Gazonkas"

aka "pillow" aka "jugs" aka "bee stings" aka "airbags" aka "knockas" aka "chihuahuas"

aka "hooters" aka "milk factory" aka "melons" aka "chi chis" aka "Bazookas"


..and finally aka "bosoms" (as preferred by Seun's censor bot)

who cares what he thinks or supports.

No, they're BEWBIES

Allen Avenue

Ruggedy baba

bankyblue: if this should make the front page then i will leave NL

Hope say u don pack ya load

14.

Was driving like a BOSS!

What else is she useful for, other than staring at her body parts?

You can't make a ho a housewife, but kanye believes he defies all logic with his awesomeness, so.. there you go.

All na Statistics.

80% of posts above me have booked spaces at the time of this comment.

When this video was made in 88-89, he probably didn't know he'll have to end it all like Boby Mcferrin's alternate character in the music video.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

Why are they?

Well, because they are being allowed to.

na so, but where the exact time com dey na?

e be like say na the same journalist wey report Nigeria and India 99-1 match (balls turning to lions etc) na im run this report too

cool

Good thing they lived to tell about it.

Boko Haram would be mad as hell this period. Ebola stories stealing all the limelight and attention.
I'm sure shekau is somewhere in the forest like:

"Musa, Na che' kabani Ebola. I say gib am po' me Ebola so dis fi'fl are pearing me mo' and mo' mana.. "

uhm, let me check..

well, when i looked through the window, all i saw was the cityscape and the Tobin bridge

I'll check again later, maybe i will see "downtown Osun." BRB.

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I bet people people in Naija were selling salt like cocaine yesterday, like:

"Yo' ma nigga.. i gat dat gud white for you.. dat gud white"

blesszzy: Dem go still fight for this topic today. for me oyinbo sounds like a yoruba language.

Did you read the write-up?

oyibo pepper nko'

Can someone give us the history of this alleged "pepper"?

BOSS SHITT!!

Then again, you can see his footwear right next to his right foot.

jcmaiah: Nigeria positioning itself on the world map? In what way if I may ask? pls stop talking crap about what you know nothing of. I dont care what you pointed out cos you still ended it with a flaw. If the issue being discussed connected with whatever thesis you have on Nigeria, I wouldn't mind. But the issue here is on poor reporting by CNN. So learn how not to stay off point when arguing.

Refer to the last line of my previous comment, and have a great day

jcmaiah: What's your point? Nigeria doing nothing for its people as you claim has no correlation with CNN not knowing where Nigeria is on the map.
You don't give a crap about Nigeria and you are on a Nairaland. Abeg find transformer sharp sharp!!!

Did you even read the comment? or is it just poor comprehension?

Nigeria has NOT done anything to position itself on the "world map"

First, i pointed out it was a goof on CNN's part.
Second, i stated that "i love Nigeria"

Now, read the comment again, and maybe you'll understand.
If you don't.. well, we can't all get it can we?

Emmanuex: How will dis help us cure Ebola...*confused*

First, we'll need to infect you with Ebola to find out.

ochukoccna: And when you factor in the fact that many Americans use CNN to get their news, it shows you why they are so ignorant on many global issues.

This is a map of the North American continent. Now, ask yourself- can you correctly tell where the U.S.A is?

If not, then

I laugh when i see stuff like this. YES, CNN goofed, but what i find hilarious is Nigerians actually believing
that in the context of the world anyone gives a crap about Nigeria. Talking about "A whole Nigeria" n stuff.

I love Nigeria, but Nigeria has done NOTHING for its own people, not to even mention- the world.
Sometimes we need to call it as we see it.