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MissMeiya: New Yorker?? I go to the parade every year!

nah. Boston. We just hit up the parade almost every year.

MabraO: At the end of 6 yrs schooling they all write d same WAEC and NECO with students that paid far less for same education

Education in Nigeria is overrated

This is the part you got wrong.

70% of the time. The other 30% involves a sandwich.

Na only when i see pounded yam chop na im i dey wash hand. Unfortunately that happens only once a year, when i hit up
the Naija Independence in NY. even then i no go lie, i have to use a fork at times- NOT coz it's more convenient or enjoyable for poundo (coz it's not).

BUT coz when i hit up the after-party, start dey arrange one babe, make e no be say my hand com dey smell egusi-egusi
u know that ish dey hard to wash comot for hand.

abbeyty: Are u also blind to see that your trillion is in Zimbabwe dollar which does not worth more than ten thousand Naira.

You no dey hear abi. I say dollar na dollar.

^^ ..and so kids, that's why you shouldn't do drugs.

Midnight Sun - Top 10

abbeyty: How much is that your money if converted to naira ? I bet it wont be up to 10 thousand naira

Are you blind or insulting my wealth?

It clearly says ONE HUNDRED TRILLION DOLLARS.

dollar na dollar

slimthugchimee: Look atew you are so smart that you tell useless old rubbish jokes and laugh at them urself mtchewwww

haha, i swear you sound like a 3 year old. No lie.

Or are you? kids and technology these days, there is no telling.

p.s- every joke is an old joke. only difference is at what point you come in contact with it.

My advise:
At Midnight- Get some sleep.

I joke. I joke.

Try and get temporary service from a different carrier, at least till you're done with your project

It might sound like a crazy price, but it actually is a good deal if you're balling like that.

A brand new 2007 has an MSRP of $480, 000 = N76, 584, 000

so you save 20 mil.
Oya, make una comot check book if dem born una well

Akpos was in his limousine when he saw
a man eating grass by the roadside.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
investigate.
AKPOS: Why are you eating grass?
POOR MAN: I don’t have any money for food.
AKPOS: Oh, please come to my house!
POOR MAN: But sir, I have a wife and five children.
AKPOS: Bring them along!

They all got into the limousine and took off.

POOR MAN: Sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all of us in.
AKPOS: No, problem. I like feeding the hungry.
The grass at my house is over seven feet tall, it
will be enough for you and all of your family members!

All na Format

whats that part of the bible that says something about Camels, eye of the needle, rich men and heaven?

I'd love to be in their congregation when that part comes up. Na then u go see remix

haha. i love Nigerians and the "IF NA ME" attitude.
I guarantee 80% of people running their mouths here would have done EXACTLY
the same thing, and then get all philosophical on us like:

"Oh, it's better safe than sorry" n crap

Realwaparz: MY GOD!!! MAHEEDA EXPOSED HERE PUSSY AND HER BREAST ON STAGE, MY GOD! Read the full story@ http://realwaparz.ga but you have to sign up,just 5 minutes, she exposed everything

I swear, there is 100 million dollars at the bottom of a 20 storey building, but you have to jump from the roof to get to it.
just 5 minutes travel time from top to bottom. Please go ahead and jump now, u won't regret.

Anyone of you guys ever experienced the midnight sun?

maingwaest: Kip dreaming o,wen u are done carry hoe go farm go root cassava for foofoo.

what is this "foofoo" of which you speak?

Vicjustice: There are more places than mentioned in the video, i personally experienced the midnight sun in Latvia during its summer, i bet you, the same goes with Estonia and other countries in north Europe zones

Yup! i know, that is why i say in the video at 2:52 that there are more places (very few though), but these are ten OF those places.
The ones i mentioned are the prime areas recognized for the full effect of the phenomenon. Officially, areas in only 8 countries experience the full effect.

Anyway, how was your experience of the midnight sun.

DMX has a tradition of including a prayer in each of his albums.
I compiled the prayers from all 7 of his studio albums into this video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWbeb2WNrdw

Jojo4truth: Come op I tot I tld u dat u av dust allo ver ur brain.Oya take dis rag start cleaning ur brain.

Are you creating a new language?

BTW that rag you're handing me MUST be a high end designer. Thank you.

gny kelly: wow

i know right..

Yesterday was saturday, so three friends
Akpos, Rukewe and Oghene
decided to go for a picnic. Rukewe packed
the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches. Oghene
carried the basket and they set out for the
park 100km away. It takes them 2 hours to
get there. When they arrived, Rukewe
quickly spread the mat and set out the
sandwiches. After checking around,
Oghene found out that Rukewe did
not grab the bottled wine.
They then begged Akpos to make the 4
hour trip to and fro for the wine.
He disagreed saying-
“You’ll finish the sandwiches before I return,”
“No we won’t”, assured Rukewe.
After some more cajoling from them,
Akpos reluctantly sets out for the wine.
After 5 hours, there was no sign of
Akpos. They decided to wait for another
3 hours. Still no sign of Akpos.
Oghene and Rukewe after waiting for
more than 8 hours were very
hungry, so they decided to take one
sandwich each. As they were about to
eat, Akpos JUMPS out from behind a rock
screaming:
“I KNEW IT! I’M NOT GOING AGAIN!!”

haha!

Okay.

ramalot: interesting.

yup!

See the places in the world where nightfall does not come around during the summer,
so if you ever find yourself there you no go confuse like mumu. BTW i made this video. Share with your friends


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIkWOPUL8yw&feature=youtu.be

Anytime. Good luck.

olive65: Wow! Wow! Dude you're amazing. Thanks for the tips man. Hehehe, I could say i'm feeling a bit discouraged right now.... 15k facebook fans? Really cool.

You shouldn't be discouraged at all. What you wanna do is focus strictly on Memes/Pics that are African, or have an African context.

Dr2great: Na which guy they Bleep this girl self?

u wan apply?