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What is this?

What makes you think it's ONLY body count that makes a hoe?

Picture this:

Girl got a BF in her first year in school. Probably already got into the relationship when she went for Post-UTME or registration.

They date throughout her university days. With sex involved.

As young students, both of them are young, virile and VERY VERY horrrny. So they have sex at least 5 times a week. Each session involves 2 rounds of sex.

School is in session for 40 weeks in a year.

Rounds of sex/year = 40 x 5 x 2 = 400 rounds of sex/year.

Multiply by 4 years = 400 x 4 = 1,600 rounds of sex in university ALONE.

Insert at least 3 abortions and you'll have a clearer picture.

Plus, NO woman will tell you her body count. EVER!

That's like asking a Nigerian Politician how much he's embezzled and expecting honest answers.

Once a woman is no longer a virgin, ALWAYS assume you're dealing with a hoe.

Not a problem for 2 seconds men like us.

laxoyiv:
wow u don't even know what investment scheme is about u just carry dey shout

Shut up.

Nigerians are so dumb!

"Investment Scheme" is another name for SCAM.

By the way, the lady is a nice GF.

We need a GIANT asteroid or a flood of BIBLICAL proportions ASAP.

When African countries stand up for themselves, I get a hard-on.

With yansh like that, no JuJu is necessary to snatch a man.

Will the masses feel the positive impact or is this just a cosmetic project to make Tinubu look good while simultaneously providing a nice opportunity to loot?

This is the most disgusting high-handedness I have ever seen in my life.

The useless company that shut Nairaland down did so because Nairaland is a Nigerian company and Seun is too dull.

Nairaland is the LARGEST forum in Africa and a useless company just decided to take it down for over 72 hours.

Despite this, Seun folded his arms and waited helplessly like a common newbie blogger.

What's even worse is that Seun still allows Nairaland to be hosted by the same silly company that took mercilessly took it down in the first place.

This is another reason companies will continue to flee Nigeria.

FAFO

Peter532:
your a fool for saying this.

I have never given money to close friends and expect them to pay when I know it's dashed out. Because it was never a loan.

I was surprised about yesterday drama because I didn't expect that from him.
We are close.

I believe in if I do you a favor you get to reciprocate it back one way or another even if it's small... not necessarily monetary benefit.

That's what friendship is supposed to be

You are the BIGGER fool here.

Someone that needed to be "dashed" ordinary #10K JUST last month isn't going to be suddenly swimming in money.

Typical NICE GUY behaviour. Doing nice stuff for people just to seem like a "good" person then getting hurt/angry when it's not reciprocated.

Generosity that comes with strings attached is NOT generosity. It's MANIPULATION.

The poor guy offered to buy you a drink even though he is not drinking but you INSISTED he give you the money.

Your indignation is unjustified.

I blame the idi.ots still taking girls out on a date.

The useless mouth that has been bleeped mercilessly is the same mouth someone will use to eat #20K meal on a spot.

You don't take them out. You bring them in. Bleep and send them on their way.

That feeling of unearned superiority is further entrenched by religion.

It's extremely dumb for people to assume they are superior to other animals. Yet, it's understandable.

Facing the reality that we are not different from goats and cattle would mean that life is meaningless. And nothing we do matters.

That's not a pleasant thought.

Yet you can rest assured that 99.9% of the funds have been "distributed".

Tinubu is a calamity. He has unlocked a NEW level of corruption in Nigeria.

It's NOT fear that makes men avoid them. It's disgust

These set of ladies used their prime (21-29) to Bleep men old enough to be their father. They used what they had (beauty and youth) to get what they wanted (money).

That's not bad.

What's bad is expecting the same men whom they shamed for being broke in their youth to take them as responsible materials after they've exhausted their youth and beauty.

Imagine someone who has been sexually misused and subjected to the most degrading sexual acts possible now forming wife material.

They are prostitutes that should be treated as such.

Any man who takes them serious would regret it in no time.

This is why I support eugenics.

Wicked people like this should not be allowed to make other humans who'd depend on them for survival.

Children are helpless. They should not be in the care of mentally unstable people.

EXTREMELY dumb guy.

First, you bleeped in your place of work. Not even a quickie but a full blown Bleep session.

As if that's not even bad enough, the fool also decided to record it.

He could probably have gotten away it if he didn't record it.

By the way, what's the obsession with people recording themselves having sex?

I don't see a problem here.

A fool is about to enroll in the University of HardKnocks, let him.

He wants to cater for the 4 kids of another man and and their mother in this economy, let him. Idiot is going to be outnumbered by strangers in his own home.

He'll learn, eventually. But through experience.

Paternity fraud should be treated like a criminal offence.

Wicked women are making men pay to raise bastards. That's terrible in the current economic situation.

According to SmartDNA, 25% of men in Nigeria are raising bastards.

Don't let them get on top of you. Otherwise, they'll ride your d1ck like it's Tour de France.

Got what they deserved.

Dumb man forming macho.

If you ask them now, they'll tell you it's grace and hardwork.

Tinubu and APC have ushered in an era of wicked abuse of power and contempt of the law. Anyone is free to misbehave as long as they remain loyal to Tinubu and his caucus.

Dumb!

A lot of jargons with nothing concrete. Things like "climate-smart agricultural practices" and "sustainable land management techniques" mean absolutely NOTHING.

They are buzzwords used for the benefit of foreign countries/organisations with the hope of borrowing or seeking aids. Of course, the end goal is for Tinubu and his goons to loot the funds.

How to solve food insecurity in Nigeria in just 3 points:

1. Eliminate all herdsmen/bandits trespassing on farmlands:

This is a big point. All herdsmen who trespass should have all their cattle sold and paid as reparations to the farm owners. Plus, the useless herders need to be jailed for at least 27 years.

Nigeria is not a country with a lot of large agricultural companies who service the local markets. Large agricultural companies often export their products.

It's the small and midsize farmers who service the local market. They need to be protected. Not scared away from their farmlands.


2. Uproot all terrorists/bandits imposing taxes on farming villages:

Find 'em and hang 'em.

Impose illegal taxes, you die. Farmers should not live under the malicious influence of criminals.

3. Provide material assistance and training directly to farmers:

For instance, seeds, equipments and fertilizers could be provided DIRECTLY to the farmers. The process should be free from corruption and the influence of criminals.

There! Problem solved and I didn't even need the help of slavering sycophants.

Sex is NOTHING.

It's basic human instinct. Bleep as much as you want.

But for mess's sake, don't have kids if you are broke.
We have more than enough useless people in the world already.

Trump is a white male billionaire who is EXTREMELY famous.

Add to that, he's a former president of the most powerful country in the world.

He's NOT going to jail.

It doesn't even matter how many times he's convicted, he's not going to spend a day in jail.

Kill NYSC now!

Tinubu is dumber than wet clay.

Nigeria is not Lagos. Lagos is a single self-sufficient entity located in a great place. On the other hand, Nigeria consists of 36 states where more than 30 of those are practically beggars.

The sudden and total removal of subsidy is dumb. To do so and depreciate the Naira by more than 100% is pure wickedness.

He wants to unify the exchange rates without providing a sustainable and consistent inflow of foreign exchange.

He knows zilch about macroeconomics. And he's surrounded himself with greedy sycophants whose appointments are mere rewards for their loyalty to Tinubu.

Tinubu is a MONUMENTAL miss.

It's not enough NOT to Bleep a married woman. Screenshot her messages and send it to her husband.

Let him know he's married to a prostitute.

If she's doing it with you, she's doing it with others.

Babaibeji2020:
What's "backbullet"?🤔

Backstabbing, but with more sugar.