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EXTREMELY dumb conclusion.

It is obvious that the baby was put there and arranged by the mother who knew the kind of dumb man she's dealing with.

After carefully arranging the baby, bitch took a picture and said "See, I told you he's your son. Look at him sleeping exactly like you. He's TOTALLY your son."

Someone needs to tell the dumb guy to get a DNA test.

This is not about marrying little girls, Nwoko needs to STFU.

A brief look through the stringent requirements already shows that the bill is NOT for the masses.

Also of the 100 civilians murdered in Plateau, probably less than 2 of them would qualify for firearms under the proposed bill.

The massacre is evidence of government failure.

This bill should be dubbed "Blame-shifting Act 2024". It's dumb and not well-thought.

US, a country that works, is battling with unprecedented levels of gun violence and this fool is proposing a Gun Bill in a shithole like Nigeria.

Do your jobs or GTFO!

This is The Truth.

A submissive and positively feminine woman would get the best out of her man.

Fact is men want to pamper their women. They want to treat them like queens and give them everything they can afford. Being responsible fulfills a man.

The need to be responsible is the curse of men.

It's so bad that men STILL do all these things for nasty and disgusting women.

But the real problem is that when a woman gets treated like a queen by her man, she starts to believe she's a queen. Thus, she DESERVES more.

Even a submissive woman would start acting out when her husband starts behaving like an errand boy.

It's inevitable.

Best thing to do is to "Push and Pull".

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The mistake you're making is that you still believe there is a difference between "regular" girls and olosho.

ALL girls are oloshos. The only difference is price.

Lagos is King.

Nigerian women who dream dreams of marrying a nice white man and having cute mixed kids are hilarious.

It's a pipe dream.

A research was conducted and it was discovered that Black Women are the LEAST attractive group of human beings.

Even DJ Cuppy the daughter of a Billionaire got dumped by a tattooed baby daddy YouTuber.

Unless your current company is willing to match the offer or at least go up to #250K, LEAVE!

The MATERIAL difference is too SIGNIFICANT to let the fear of the unknown stop you. An additional #130K/month would cushion the harsh effects of the current economy.

Finally, a startup offers more challenges that'll help you hone your skills and become more marketable in the future.

ALSO, there's MORE room for exponential growth in a startup.

VERDICT

1. LEAVE!
2. If your current company can match the offer, or 250K, STAY since you like the environment.

You are a FOOL!

It's stupid to be in a committed relationship and still Bleep around. Your justification is even more stupid.

If you want to be a LovePeddler, end the relationship. Don't nurture a relationship while still fucking around.

That's cheating.

If men are not meant to Bleep only one woman, why are you trying to get married.

Cheating is a bad and there is no excuse for it.

I heard it too. 7 people have disappeared in my area.

The rest of us are outside a tattoo parlour waiting to collect the Mark of the Beast.

This is the greatest case of Confirmation Bias the world has ever seen.

If your friend had told you that Tinubu has been causing weak elections throughout Nigeria. You would have seen your flaccid penis as an evidence that Tinubu is after your dick roo.

Anyway, stop blaming the "innocent" olosho.

You were sex-deprived for 18 months, yet you expect to hit the ground running the first time you encounter an olosho with "a body you like".

Not possible!

Blame your OVEREAGERNESS for your flaccid penis, not the olosho. Imagine ogling half-naked ladies and fucking them silly in your mind and still expecting to be ready for the real action when your mind is already satiated.

You should have tested your theory by going for the same lady again when you were ready.

New year in a couple of hours. As usual, prophecies will start flying left and right.

Here's a sneak peek into what it's going to look like.

For the World:

1. There shall be a significant breakthrough in Science. It'll shake the whole world.

2. There is a demonic plan for the global economy. The devil will wrestle to takeover completely but the children of God will prevail.

3. A big wave is coming into the new year. Pray against pestilence and war.


For Nigeria:

1. A BIG name is Nigeria politics is going to be no more. God has his digits now.

2. The devil wants to cause a civil unrest in Nigeria. Pray fervently against this.

3. The economy will get tougher before it gets better. But the children of God will soar like an Eagle.

For Individuals:

1. The devil is looking to capture more destiny through sins of the flesh. Crucify your flesh and protect your destiny.

2. It's a year of renewal of lost glory. Pray to recover ALL your lost glory for God is ready.

3. You will be tried severely in the new year but God will not test you more than you can handle.



Feel free to include your own prophecies.

Forget marriage. Marriage is NEVER late for men.

If you have the money, LEAVE Nigeria. Don't even think twice.

There's no reason to stay in Nigeria unless you are part of the cabals.

Very true. Especially in Nigeria.

In fact, big yansh is a lot like the blood of Jesus. It washes a lot of sins away.

Unlike breasts, yansh does not fall.

Big and attractive yansh inside pants is big and attractive yansh outside pants.

Breast is deceitful and only truly sexy for a time. Big yansh is TRUE and sexy for life.

Of course it's possible for a 37-uear old tongue birth.

But are you INSANE?

What do you want with an aging, nagging, jealous woman WAAAY past her prime when you have a young and fresh 20-year old on lock?

Firstly, the 37-year old now has money while you're still jobless. How long do you think she's going to put up with that before she starts abusing you and your generation?

You met her at 35. Do you know how many exes she's had? How many abortions? Any possible complications with the abortion(s)? Do you know?

ALSO, are you ready for her to CONTROL you? She will determine who you can and cannot be friends with? Are you cool with that?

She's already 37. Next year, she'll be 38. If you marry her at 38 and she gets pregnant same year, your baby could come when she's 39 if you're lucky.

Now you must understand that as a woman ages, the risks involved in pregnancy is greater for both the mother and child.

Is that a risk you're willing to take?

Dump the jaded 37-year old and hold on to the 20-year old lady FOR NOW.

ALSO, are you INSANE?

Who thinks of marriage and starting a family without a job in the current economy?

Baby things are SUPER expensive right now.

REMOVE marriage from your mind and focus on getting a job or skill in the new year.

This is what you mean to people: Benefits.

People will change drastically before your eyes the moment they realize they will NOT get the benefit they want from you. People will also change drastically, for the better, or pretend to change if they think they'll get benefits from you.

People! All people are users.

This is a lesson on human nature.

Understand what people use you for and use them in return.

Dump the girl!

NEVER get serious with a Nigerian girl who's done an abortion.

ALSO, visit a fertility clinic to get tested.

Seuun released a statement here:

https://www.nairaland.com/7953132/allegations-tribalism-against-me-nairaland

And it's SUPER dumb. A person looking to kill off Nairaland could not have dreamed up a worse statement.

Imagine releasing a statement about NOT being a tribalist which includes a sentence like "...the more extreme variants of that claim are being pushed primarily by south-easteen tribalists..."

Totally not a tribalist!

He blamed EVERYONE but himself.

He even blamed his employees which is ridiculous. After a military dictatorship in Nigeria, the next best.thing is a private company.

If your employees do NOT follow your instructions to the detriment of your business, your SACK them IMMEDIATELY.

ALSO, labour is cheap in Nigeria. There is no excuse for being understaffed if you have the resources for training and remuneration which I believe Nairaland has.

So if your business is short-staffed and current employees refuse to obey you, the blame is ON you.

Seuun is a tech-smart guy. But Nairaland has grown beyond what he started his room. Nairaland needs a CEO who knows how to work with people and move Nairaland to the next level.

Plus, I bet Nairaland has the potential to make a lot more money than whatever it makes now.

Nigerians are more EVIL than our politicians.

Imagine this fat-headed doofus acting like a demon because of ordinary #12.4K. The idiot is willing to sacrifice his integrity for just #12.4K.

The bank has his ID, BVN and details about his next of kin. Yet the idiot is acting like he won a lottery.

OP, sorry you got yourself entangled with a petty criminal.

Look him up on Facebook and other social media. Reach out to his friends, acquaintances and colleagues to let them know what a piece of shit he is.

Also, EDIT the topic of this thread to include his FULL name. Make it easy for Google to pick up the scammers name when someone Google's him.

I still don't get the outrage against Israel. Neither do I understand the laws of modern warfare.

Someone attacked their country, Israel responded with 100X the force. That's how it should be in order to serve as a deterrent to other enemies.

Plus, I'm 10000% sure that Hamas would have done worse than Israel is doing if they had the power.

The idea that civilians are "innocents" that shouldn't be harmed is NONSENSE. Hamas replenish their numbers from amongst these civilians.

Hence, they are military resources that need to be treated as such by Israel.

Also, South Africa needs to understand that Israel still has the support of most Western Nations who don't like Africans one bit. SA must proceed with caution.

Girl is really hurt. Next BF will see shege.

By the way, the guy has the face of someone that CONDEMNS pus.sy. Little wonder she's so pained after having her pussy traumatized SEVERALLY.

EmperorCaesar:
I've always said it that Atheits arent logically thorough enough to tackle well-reearched theists

So cause say she pray and still die, e mean say God no exist

To people like u, u want to keep seeing things going outside the normal natural law(Miracle) at all times to believe God doesnt exist

Its like saying that cause prayer couldnt heal a sickle cell patient, then there is no GOD


I swear, Most of u half-baked logical thinkers dont think deep enough to counter the God claim with logic

Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawkings(In his book "Big Answers to Brief Questions" are the two reatest scientist of last century yet claimed that going by their "knowledge of cosmology and seeing the multiverses obey Natural laws, they find it hard to believe that a random explosion brought about this highly complex designs"

Same Hawkings wrote The Big bang theory, same Hawkings hinted on the possibility of a creator and even affirmed he couldnt disprove his existence

Na one randy Nairaland guy wey dey vex for religion cause of poor doctrines i go con dey take seriously

One thing you can always count on is for religious people to be furiously dumb.

Where in the original post did I say there is no God? Or that I am an Atheist?

Yet you are ridiculously defending against attacks that DON'T exist.

Silly boy, learn to read.

The guy lied to ONE person. This bitch is lying to the ENTIRE Internet that they are just friends.

Dude bleeped her and ran to another continent.

Dumb!

Praying to God to give another man a wife when you are on your deathbed sick with terminal cancer.

God did NOT answer your plenty prayers for healing, it's matchmaking he has time for.

Just dumb!

If your wife will NOT Bleep you, she's not your wife. She's your ROOMMATE.

Start collecting house rent and NEPA bill from the bitchh.

Enugu has a bigger budget than Anambra.

How?

Tony is just pretending to be interested.

It takes a FOOL to engage in a long distance relationship with women. It takes a BIGGER fool to engage in a long distance relationship with a NIGERIAN girl.

Boys are here living with their very serious girlfriend who does hookup as a side hustle and the man does NOT know.

Now one idiottt is an ocean away and expecting his NIGERIAN gf to be faithful.

Hilarious!

Shouldn't even be a thing because Nigerians would turn it into another avenue to extort.