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Segeggs: A good stature is ok but not 6packs which i think is silly especially when guys think they can get gals due to dat.

Naija gals dont fall 4 6pack because how many of them have you seen thronging into guys dat offload containers which are guys dat have it the most?

and for the 6pack advocates: will u go to town without a shirt or how will people know you have them?

We now print our pictures of 6pack on our shirts nah, if not how will they now know we have 6 packs nah?

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T Babe who be dat near u 4 ur dp?

djeezy: What do you want to hear again? Are we suppose to console you or tell you otherwise? We have not seen you, she has seen you and she just told you that u're SHORT. Infact you're Short.

You mean checking if you've been short-paid in front of the atm machine?
Well I think it would be good practice to do that within the bank premises (if the atm is within the premises), so you could make any complaints. But not in front of the atm machine, where people would most likely be waiting on a queue to use the machine.

Imagine you withdrew 100k, then you just balance on the machine to start counting. If it's short, the only thing would be able to do with that machine is to make another withdrawal. And you would most likely, not want to do that with the same machine.

I haven't experienced or heard of anyone being paid less than the requested amount, except when cash is not dispensed and the person's account is debitted.

why Elikem mic dey drop na

Boyte Boyte Boyte

Really nice belts. I wouldn't mind getting up to 6.
What's your location?

In other news,
Graduates With Fake NYSC Call-up Letters Sentenced

E don register e sim?

To prove your faith to God?

Thou shall not kill.

Barbaric!!!

It was just reported on CNN moments ago.

Their (BH) end is here!

Hmmm . . . Abi bh don dey recruit new members?

Make Neyll no cry for stage o

Enough beeeerrrrr for Biguesas outside. No mind dem jor!

Why dem dey open their yashhh. Nah?

... And Koketso

Nice one by Selly. Save Biguesas for laater and get rid of a bigger competition. Unfortunately ... LK4

Party don end be dat

Adexchelsea19: Na ur colour bdat or u rub charcoal 4 face...nawao!

Na him colour b Dat na abi . . . Unless na powder reaction. I no know sha, jus sayin!!!

ManirBK: So ΨђåƮ do we call dis 1
now Dis tym around it
is a Christian trying to
burn down a mosque!!!
so are all christians
terrorists now? Where
ae the christian
brethren? *smh

Where did you read that the 11 year old boy was a Christian?

igbsam: We all know that Benz is more stronger than honda cars. But don't be confused about the level of damage done to the honda car. Expect the parked car to be the most damaged than the one in motion. Why you think say stray bullet they kill person wey dey motionless ? lol.....pardon me, na play i dey o!

If the person dey move at the speed of the bullet hit the stationary bullet, na the same result my brother.

Check the 3rd Law of Motion.

Afam4eva: [size=13pt]Why is he denying something that i didn't believe in the first place...Where Darey wan see $500,000 give Kim Kardashian? That will make him go bankrupt with credit remaining. [/size]

Na im I dey wonder. Wetin dey funny me pass be say people dey even comment on top the $500,000 issue, abi dem think say na N500,000

Barcaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

donez: Messi no play d match, if say hm play hm 4 dn equalize, na anoda persn wear hm jersay 4 pitch

Abi, e for don equalize under ten minutes.

Hiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaa!

Chei!Di Maria trowey Puyol put for ground

Chei! Even them sef know say 'Isreal = Uncle'; 'America = Aunt' Cheeeiii! These shidren sef!

Goooooooooaaaaalllllllll
Na so

Goooooooooaaaaalllllllll

Nice goal!

LMAO

vivian chinaza: I'm from a very humble background or should I say poor? Yea poor sounds like it, "humble" just makes it bearable, Lol, ok. But rich guys keep coming for me, and no one has ever cared about my family's financial/social status. In fact, that's the first thing I tell them, I'm always like "dear, don't let my looks deceive you, I'm from a very humble background o." I'm Vivian, and that should be enough!
So contrary to your opinion, majority of guys don't actually care.

A lot of ladies who have misplaced their priorities actually care about how rich a guy is before they consider him and I just pity them. I just hope they realize that the life of a man is a mystery. A man's life can change in a twinkle of an eye.

I'm friends with a lot of people who at one time couldn't even afford a decent meal, but just one phone call changed their lives for best, and vice versa.

Last year, I did a job for this couple that had no house. The groom is my friend and as at then the most valuable property he had was his laptop. In fact, when he told me he was getting married I was like "are u crazy?" Cos he didn't even have a house. Few weeks to the wedding someone gave them a room in his flat and they were squatting there. Whenever I went to the house to discuss their wedding I was always like "how could this girl get married to a man that doesn't have a house?" Honestly, I couldn't understand, I couldn't even think of myself doing it. Well, there marriage is a year old and they are now living in one of the beautifully furnished house I have ever seen.

Stories like this humble me, and I of all the things I have seen in my few years on earth, I have known that riches cannot be guaranteed. I have also known that life is a mystery.

So if you fall in love with someone from a rich background good, if you fall in love with someone from a humble background good too. Marrying a rich person is not a crime, marrying a poor person is not a crime either, provided that LOVE is the driving force.

Babe, you make too much Brain!