₦airaland Forum

obailala:
Chaii!... You failed in your first sentence, then you luckily corrected yourself in your second paragraph, hallelluia!... But unfortunately, the juju from your village was very strong on you, so even though you got the answer in your second paragraph, you went ahead to pick the wrong option F-(none of the above), even though 1000 in in the given option (C).

This was exactly how my very brilliant friend Efosa failed jamb 4 times until he went for deliverance

Lol. You no well o!

1800 in cash plus 200 naira worth of goods making a total of 2000 naira.







On a second thought, the shopkeeper became N1000 richer when he collected the money from John.
By returning the same value to John, he got back to his initial baseline level.

For no value, he gave out N800 to the lady plus N200 worth of goods; making a total loss of N1000.

The Answer is N1000 - F (None of the above)

It's God's mercy. I have driven to a neighbouring State and back with suspension linkages that were just placed, but not tied.

It was due to carelessness of the mechanic.

The SGF as usual had nothing reasonable to say, so he had to resort to childish name-calling.

Na EFCC dey find Certificates now?

What of Bubu own?

mufutau55:
It will be ridiculous for any bricklayer not to blind (pouring concrete mortar with granites or gravel) on the ground the fence foundations before laying the blocks. Usually one block should be underneath the ground level, in a very good solid soil. But me I be novice o.

Hajji M.

Lol. Me sef dey learn o. Just a rough guide for estimates.

I guess estimates for blinding was not included in the OP's earlier calculations. Cos it seems the gravel, cement and sharp sand he estimated were for the pillars only.

If so, how can on estimate for blinding? Thanks.

HsLBroker, Good evening. Hope you are having a wonderful weekend.

Thanks a lot for your knowledge which you have shared.

I'm a bit confused. I think all fences usually have foundations. I think about 1.9ft deep.

The 9 coaches, does it include those in the foundation? Also, is mortar poured into the foundation or the ground is just covered up after setting the two coaches in the (ground) foundation? Thanks.

Allow the mofos. Dem think say na Naija where pesin fit open mouth fabricate anything.

If dem get brain dem suppose know say solid evidence dey ground before those guys yarn sef.
Public places like that for obodo oyibo carry surveillance cameras boku.

Emmaoga:
brain teaser....


CRACK YOUR BRAINS:
One fateful day a some rubbers went to rob a
bank. The leader threatened to kill the cashier if he
didn't open the vault. The cashier told him the
vault is not opened with keys but with a password.
You can't kill me since I am the only one who
knows the password and everyday the password is
different. He shot the cashier, entered the
password,opened the vault and robbed all the
money.
What is the password?

Different

That's my hommie and colleague!

BudeYahooCom:
These Fulanis are relentless in their bid to take people's land in the south
They say they have the highest land mass in the north, why they are still bent on taking people's land in the south and MB with federal might beats me. Where are the southern governors and senators who have been bleating against this bill?

Haven't you noticed that the strongest opposition to such bill are being witch-hunted at the moment?

Very bad precedence set here

These na leopards not tigers.

omonighoblessing:
My answers :

pls you are free to criticise oooh....
I am just only a professor in English


1:A
2:A
3:B
4:B
5:B
6:A
7:A
8:B
9:B
10:B

LOL! I thought you had the marking scheme

No wonder everibodi dey dodge Halliburton case . . . and im participants.

The article is from a tribalist's point of view.
Very pathetic!

Every Nigerian has the right to opportunity to lead the Country at any appropriate time.

Maybe blacks were granted a favour by Obama being elected President.

abbakacici:
Public advertisment for 300 spot. It is not practical or make any economic sense because at the end of day more 1 million people will apply therefore atleast 500000 people will sit the test for 300 spot therefore at the of day will down to luck

So what played out was the best approach?

The so-called 'average' Nigerians will continue to live below minimum standards if things continue this way.

In the last three weeks, I saw hundreds of people sleeping along major roads in the night and lining up in the scorching sun all in the name of getting recruitment into the police force. I bet none of the 'targetted beneficiaries' of these scam recruitments which have recurred from the CBN to FIRS would be given the 'privilege' to be targetted appointees into the NPF.

Sadly, we still have a few out of the 'average Nigerians', who prefer to follow party, ethnic or religious affiliations to approaching pressing issues rather than using God-given common sense!

Confirmed News!

The most beautiful to me is the one on the far right.

They are all goodlooking anyway.

My able Senator!

As expected.

Cancer na infection??

Tokety7:
Only very foolish Nigerians are calling him such. To them, only sick folks visit the hospital or go for medical check up.

So a ROUTINE medical checkup cannot be conducted in Nigeria?

You can add Kaduna to the list.

No power since last evening. Abi dem don vandalise the transformer for my side ni?

isbish:
Right diagnosis. its an internal hemorrhoid. Avoid eating peppery good and make sure you avoid constipation. Drink plenty of water. Take plenty food made of fiber E.g Cashew nut.

The most likely diagnosis. Nonetheless, he should visit a doctor for a full evaluation which can possibly reveal the cause or existing risk factors for such symptoms.

Ultimately, an endoscopy (colonoscopy) will be beneficial.

Stupid report. That's no Niger Deltan speaking.

The originator of this nonsense trying to join ND Av and Biafra together

I think 'Biafrans' should face their cause and stop pulling ND into their scheme.

So cutting food supply to SS would keep the avengers hungry

Assuming such 'strategy' had any prospect of being successful, no regard would have been given to innocent citizens in the SS.

In summary, a senseless and selfish suggestion!

True talk OP

fulanmafia:
I also consider your post senseless because you failed to point out the contradiction or anything illogical about the post.

Don't confuse your inability to comprehend with any incoherence on my part.

Lol!

You see, after quoting my comment in which I asked a simple question, you made a CONDITIONAL statement - IF Asari amassed wealth through corrupt means, this government would have confronted him-which by the way, would have been the ideal thing to do.

You then you went on ranting about IPODs and in the midst of the emotions put it to every 'hypocrite' that Asari was indeed corrupt. (And also remember a MILITANT)

Now again, let me rephrase my earlier question: How do you COMPARE Asari Dokubo (a 'looter' and militant) and Indimi (an individual entrusted with oil exploration by the government) in the capacity (both legally and morally) of performing civic responsibility of Community Development of the region being degraded by oil exploration activities?