datoms:


You are right, but permit me to say that nobody knows how the course curriculum is, only those involve in it. I think there will be an intro to the basic languages so that they will understand what is involved.
It's just a way to help those that love web development but don't like coding. I think they will enjoy it, after all it doesn't take anything to register for free

OK Bro. Keep it up.

I'm not a programmer (at least not yet, just started learning the basics), but I realize that the programmers who brag alot, are like children, who feel like there are gods because they wrote a code for temperature convertion, are beginners. Experience programmers talk less. They spend their time thinking and dreaming about how to solve problems.

To learn carpentry one must first know how to handle d hammer and other tools aright. How can i learn carpentry by just glueing two piece of wood together? I think it's best to learn d codes first (html, css and Javascript) for starters, then later other fast approach.

That's the stupid Nigerian mentality. Well, some Nigerian chicks are stupid too when love is in abundant too.

seunthomas:

Blind follower of the blind...

Guys like myself could benefit from you and dhtml mentorship Bro. Stop this show of e-muscles, and start encouraging young boys and girls to learn code.
Thanks.

dhtml18:
No matter what you and I say, the facts speak for themselves. And you might not know it, after all your earlier criticisms of dhtmlsql, the usage has actually increased drastically and many developers have been thanking me in the background for sharing it with them.
And take it or leave it, all these your arguments here will even increase my popularity more and more.

@fans, in case you have not registered, please take this opportunity to register on www.Nairaland.com (you see, i am even using your thread to draw attention to my site).

I registered. It's cool. I think I have to learn at least a programming language this year; say like Javascript or python.

Mehn! These guys are funny Sha. I've been coding for the past 50 years, but I'm still stock in arrays. Lol.
I admire programmers.

ernesterioo:
Finally now playing FIFA 14 on my hot 2 that is not rooted

How did u do it Bro?

teewhydope:


Didn't test amazing spiderman on it but the two FIFA worked flawlessly without root....what was d error response u got wen wanted to play it

Thanks for ur reply Bro. There was no error message. Whenever I launch it, it shows a balance screen(fifa 14) and quits. While d fifa 16 shows d Messi and fifa logo and quits.

teewhydope:
Been handling this babe for the past 30hrs and all i can say is
(1)those complaining know little or nothing about android.
(2)do not buy diz phone as ur first android coz u will keep on complaining. (It contains pro features )
(3)fifa 14 + WiFi on for 2 hrs = 100% to 82%. Believe it or not.
(4)came with a bug but was fixed with the update
(5) still idle since last night, only 1% drop
(6)usb is short unlike my other charger
Overall its good

Hi Bro. Fifa 14 and 16, and the amazing Spider-Man 2 could not play on my infinix hot 2. How can I go about to make it play on my device? I'll appreciate a response. Thanks.

ijustdey:





www.leadership.ng/news/479421/foreign-bankers-lure-nigerian-elite-early-graves

Lies

I can't still believe he's dead. He was the bright star of my school, boys model secondary school Patani, back then. Life's like a mist, appears for just a day, but disappears tomorrow. #my_ASP. #BMSSP

Though I'm politically neutral, but I must say that President Buhari is really making great decisions. I'm not a fan of him though.

Rapmoney:
Conji is a very bad thing . It has turned so many guys to 'desperados' and 'machines' that are easily predictable! When conji sets in, everything in 'love' and 'romance' becomes acceptable, okay and right too!!! . In fact, it is a baskard!

Below are observable traits that some guys exhibit when they are love-starved! Then, just know that conji has gotten the better part of them :

1) They quickly return missed calls from unsaved numbers: When a guy is always quick to return missed calls or flashes from numbers that are not saved on their phones, you could be right if you assert that he might be love-starved! When they hear a male voice from the other side, oh gush!!!...their hopes have been dashed; they would quickly end the call. Their only expectation is to speak to a female and nothing more. Hehehehe . To them, the flasher could be an ex, old flame or a babe they exchanged phone contacts with some time ago! . All na the race to cure conji. We are aware o, but we are not against ...but if na Rufus, your paddy na im flash you, to call go become egbegba!!!

2) They call random phone numbers: This is not only annoying but also disgusting! How can you sit in your house and start dialing numbers indiscriminately and randomly? The aim or purpose is to hopefully call a naïve female who might play along with them. Like No.1, if they happen to hear a male voice from the other side, that's the end of the call!!! Na bad market that one be!

3) They indulge so much on pornographic materials: This is another sign that a guy might be love-starved (sex-starved too)!!! They spend thousands of Naira streaming, watching and downloading pornographic movies every month!!! The slightest available MB on their phone would probably end up in downlading or watching these clips! . It could be an easy way to satisfy that urge, you know

4) Through their activities on social media: Observe their disposition on social media; they mostly portray themselves as people who hate Nigerian ladies with passion! To them, they see nothing good in ladies; very quick to condemn and insult at the slightest opportunity, using extremely derogatory words!!! The truth is that most of them are just hiding behind a veil, they are actually love-starved!!! They need romance in real life; they want an understanding loving woman by their side . A man with a loving understanding woman does not go about raining unwarranted insults on the women folk on social media platforms!!!
You can express your views and thoughts without pouring derogatory words on women!

5) They use pics of unknown girls as their social media display picture: You will see some using the pics of beautiful girls gotten from the Internet as their display pictures on facebook, whatsapp, etc. Oh gush! Bros, why na? Wetin do your own pictures? In real life, they would hardly even have the opportunity to go close to that lady, talk more of having an affair with her . Some even go as far as opening threads on this forum to show folks their new 'girlfriend' from Bahamas or Cape Verde!!! All na fake...and remember, like 2face said, 'There is more to life than just faking up reality'.

Good morning folks!

Daddy you can lie o

The government gave the order to kill the beast, and yet they say its kinds are getting extinct? Lol. What happened to tranquilizers, and transferring it far from the populace?

Department of road transport

quicyvictor:
My sister showed me this answer script.

A script belonging to a SS1 student of a private school in Lagos. (name withheld)
pics attached



Section B


A. Explain the following and give two examples each of the crops

a
Root crops:- Root crops can be define as the root of the crops that produce something e.g. Tree, rubber

b
Vegetable crop:- Vegetable crop it the one that produce the vegetable crop. e.g green vegetable, soko vegetable

c
Latex crop:- latex crop can be define at the latex that are in the crop e.g

d
Oil:- oil can be define as the oil that came from the ground e.g vegetable oil


2
What is enzymes:- Enzymes can be define as the enzymen from the

2b
State five characteristics of an enzymes
- maintain constant size of an animal
- provide good taste in the food
- increase the effectiveness of digestion
- provide good for an individual
- substance turns bright red when warmed with sudan

Ehww!!! This is funny but... Heartbreaking...

That's great. That Thursday was so horrible.
Thank Jah.

wear suit o. After the interview, and you've gotten d job, u can change to ur overall. Abi na for inside site dem go conduct d interview?
I got a job in an engineering firm dressed in suit. I am currently onsite at MTN disaster recovery center, owo, ondo state.
#success...

Stakekay1:
This recruitment has long been completed.This exercise is just a fluke,it is been done just to authenticate the list when it's finally out. I pity our unemployed graduate.

I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but pls keep quite!

Hahaha. These photos made be to reminisce about my unizik days.
#TDB
#Science village.
#great_giant

That owo-akure road is a death trap.

Construct CV, as in welder or carpenter?

Out of the abundance of d heart, d mouth speaks... I've read most comments here, and I feel so scared and sad for Nigeria. The battle is in three fronts; Religious, political and tribal. What divides Nigeria is so great, it is chattering us to pieces. I wish we can all make good use of our power of reasoning.
I for seen a great darkness. It looms, and it is coming in a haste. Most of us might not change how we think or how we view other persons; but when this darkness comes, and we are still here together as Nigerians, it will be a feat. If we can make it through the night, then there is a brighter day.

Most times we feel that because mankind has evolved so rapidly in ways of doing things, we feel God has lowered his standards.
From d bible and early secular history of d church, Christians have never participated in d politics of their day.
Even Jesus withdrew from d crowd that wanted to make him king; he never took part in politics. so why should d church, or should I say modern church?
All of us wan go heaven but we still dey pursue things of d world (politics) bumper to bumper.

Wow!!! Really? But how e take affect price of turkey for market na?

God! Naija like free things ehn. Very soon we'll ask for food stuff to be free. Nice one Dav8id.

"Even if we have to learn from those who came before us; we need to forge our own path"--Korra.
The avatar must not rely on her past life anymore, she has to forge her own destiny, her own path.
Can't just stop watching the last episode of season 2 over and over again...
and my Mama is like, 'how can a grown up like u keep watching cartoon?' She says I need a psychologist. Lol.

Hmm. All these argument na for avatar? shuuu!!! Na wa oo. One thing I've learnt about argument over d internet is that u can Neva win.
All d avatars have their different personalities, that's why they are different in their actions. For me I like Korra sha. she's led us into a new phase of the avatar.