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Greatzeus:
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I have been listening to rap music religiously before you were born,I remember saving my pocket money to buy " I am: The autobiography" in late 90s. I have hard copies of rap albums that I bought before you could utter a word son,I am an old G son.
I am a greater fan of Eminem than you will ever be. What has the world come to? Kids now go on internet to download low quality MP3 rap songs,thanks to MTN free 10mb,and they think they have opinion on what rap music

Hehe

The Typical Nigerian antics: After you explain common sense to them, they go on the puffin of the chest antics.

“I am the greatest Eminem fan ever”, “Do you know who I am?” “Do you know how long I knew Eminem?lol

You are the lots that will see Eminem abroad and think he owes you an autograph and cookie cause you are the greatest fan ever than the rest.

No wonder he sang “The Way I Am”. It’s for young folks like you

Greatzeus:
So what did those line say that a 10 year old couldn't come up with. Besides those lines are so elementary,and not inspiring at all

A Nigerian who lives in one of the most backward regions of s*hit hole Africa thinks he can decide whether a line from arguably one of the greatest & richest rappers in the world is inspiring or not. Haha.

No one gives a hoot about your opinion, Black Man. The post was not even referred to you so why you bluffing like a child?

Almost anybody on earth can get inspired from a single, little effect. Read about the ''butterfly effect'' and get back to me, small boy.

Childofdoom

This is a line from Eminem’s Talkin 2 myself


“But instead of feeling sorry for yourself do something about it”

“Admit you got a problem, your brain is clouded you pouted long enough”

“It isn't them it's you you fuckin', baby”

ABANGWABOI:
Allow your wife Fuckkk her Ex in peace nah.. is it hard for you to look away ??
Allow her bang her Ex.. she misses him..
Just keep on being a good boy at home.. simple.

Hehe you are bad guy

Red pill is hitting these women alright

fabiano09:
The only reason she told you about it is because someone that knows you both probably saw her with the guy in the cinema ,women are cold hearted bro

Smartest comment in this thread

luminouz:
*sighs*

Saw this b.s on Twitter

So many simps there giving condolence speech and making the guy feel bad

They don’t know women are master manipulators.

Pooor boy made his own selfish choice and she’s eating bricks over it (Always follow Ubunja advice about Women choosing you)

She has probably turned down/still ignoring loads of guys.

But of course, only her feelings matter.

Once a Man starts to talk about catching feelings and fall Inlove thing with a woman I start to feel sorry for you for what is coming ahead

haybhi1:
Most interesting Juice Wrld songs.

Let him start with

“Already Dead” by Juice Wrld

Candidlady:
Done barking?

You must be exhausted. Come take water and jo-jo best dog meal ever

Ok. Will you have a feel of my monster c**k in your mouth then we can be even? Let me know with a private message.

Change your mentality though of everyone being poor on the internet. People will always have an opinion, doesn’t mean they are poor or hungry.

Candidlady:
Funny how it is the poor wretched souls on NL calling Willy a simp!


Even eediots that got no hope of what to eat today are screaming simp! And ibet they would sacrifice their useless incompetent fads just to get a night with Jada


Dude made a career for himself but you folks are here throwing shades about his relationship!

All these idiots on Nairaland without proper upbringing at home. I wonder which hole you lots pop out from

In your own low thinking view, Everybody criticizing Smith on nairaland is poor and not doing well in life.

Will Smith is facing the same buckload of criticism from people in the United States. On Reddit which is similar to Nairaland, it’s the same load of mockery.

Are you saying those people are also poor and not doing well for themselves?

Stupid fellow.

You are from the 2nd poverty capital of the world yet you blow jargons like this from your smelly a**

RAGGA40:
Something funny happened yesterday, my guy told me a story of what happened between three guys. One wanted to bang a girl, have planned the meeting but his personal guy went ahead and banged the girl which guy A have sheduled do, now from a third guy he hears that they the said guy have contacted gonorrhea from the guy(each time he trys to urinate, he is experiencing pains on his manhood) see the reason as a redpiller you should have sexual discipline on yourself.

Always use protection

Anndju:
After wasting my precious time she told me she has a guy..to which I said I pray the dude breaks her heart...I move...

Focus on the babe that gives you the same energy bro!

Life is too short.

Bilabong:
This woman has done enough damage to this man already can't she stop?

And the nonsense Will Smith too hasn't he had enough to call a quit to the scam marriage?

You can’t blame him. He stands to lose a lot of money via the United States simp court activities.

Itzlinda:
It still doesn't matter. Dangote with billion dollars couldn't save his brother. What difference does he's money made?

My friend, every single human being in this world will die. Today, tomorrow or next tomorrow or 50 years form now or 100 years or whenever.

I am struggling to understand why you cherry-picked Dangote and his brother into my discussion?

The average life expectancy in Nigeria is 54 years old. His brother was above 60 before he died. I put it to you that first class treatment due to money probably extended his life as he battled with cancer.

Still, I don’t know why you want to use the innocent man’s death to prove why Money is not important lol

I swear dunno why the quote. Makes no sense.

DieRich5:
When you finally make it in life, you realize that it wasn't what you wanted in the first place

You have money, but you're still the same

Make sure to have more goals in life than money goals, otherwise, it's easy to end up getting depressed

But that's for another day

Only a m*ron will have money and still be the same.

Money gives you the freedom to grow, try new things and explore life in general.

It’s better to be rich and sad than to be poor and depressed.

Being happy is a personal choice.

The job of money is to solve majority of your life problems. And that will have a boost of your overall well-being.

Go to the hospitals and tell those people waiting on major surgeries but don’t have the funds that they will have money and stay the same. Lmao.

Typing

Women will be women. Women will do whatever they want with their heart and pu*sy. Dont think you can control them.

She could have cheated on Tupac too.

Men just put yourself first and enjoy your life. Dont be nice too.

All these con men Nigerians idolize & look up to over God almighty

If I speak

Chigold101:
Bịa Mr Stalker, I thought by now you would have had a brain reset.

Her boyfriend showed you and your friend told you to mock you
An inconsistent story.

But anyway sha the bolded sweet me paa

A young man on the internet who is probably sitting inside his sh*t hole Hut with a dirty mattress already assume he knows the full gist of an incident he didn’t experience. He even knows what’s inconsistent and not

This is why they continue to deny some of you visa cause you claim to know more than your interviewer. Illiterate.

As for ur bolded part, it surely wasn’t my p**** that was rammed by a pastor so why are you happy about it

Labadi69:
Guy I no wan call you idiot but you sure sound like one.

Have you been living under a rock that you don’t know that ashawos and oloshos now use Tinder and coded runs for operations?

Stop acting naive cos I don open ya yansh jor. You sef know say na olosho you go find for their. Either that or you are the biggest fool to think that the girls there are proper high value women. You really need some education cos you ain’t bright at all. All that soapy don block your brain

This guy

Why are you forcing me to believe in your timid way of analyzing things?

I have a tinder and met a lot of girls that don’t do your definition of hookups.

Your overgeneralization makes you sound d*mb.

What of my assignment?

Labadi69:
You see yourself? Where did I say my mother and sisters have to enter Tinder to look for dates? You are not bright.

You must be a fool not to know that Tinder is used for hook up and na olosho full there.

I am on Nairaland. So what? Am I here to look for girls? Guy, you can’t even construct logical arguments. Not only are you unattractive that you can’t get dates in real life, you are clearly very unintelligent. Deadly combination that women run away from. Guy, work on yourself and maybe some fat ugly babes go fit manage you before yamayama destroy that hand wey you dey use soapy every night

But your moms and sister and grandma wouldn’t be pleased you calling another innocent female from the internet, Olosho.

Let me give you a first assignment.

Ask your mom this:

“Ma I was arguing with a stranger on the internet and I called a lady Olosho. Is that a good word?”

I need her response asap.

Tinder is used for hookup? Asin s*x? Again you are not intelligent. Just because some girls are on it doing that doesn’t mean the app was created for that feat.

“Tinder was launched to address the social and physical barriers of forming new friendships and relationships,” according to their website.

The last of your post is you being emotional. You barely even know jack about me mate to assume those things so I will leave that for you.

Get back to me on the assignment above.

Labadi69:
Guy let me ask you a simple question. So your mother, your grandma and your sisters are unstable beings? No wonder…

You no fit get woman for real life come enter tinder and olosho dey chase you to make daily bread and you are proud to say it. Ta! come on get out of here before yamayama nack that your bald head

they asked me not to quote you again and I deleted my other post but f*ck it!

I was right. Little man living inside your tiny head, unstable is not a demeaning word. It simply means Not constant. Not firm. These women are emotional creatures and make decisions based on how they feel.

What about you? You called an innocent woman from a dating app Olosho. A Yoruba slang that is simply disrespectful.

Who is the bigger man here?

Guy let me ask you a simple question. So your mother, your grandma and your sisters are Oloshos?? No wonder…

You are also talking about real life yet you on Nairaland (a virtual world)

Leave this place and go to the real world.

Illiterate.

luminouz:
Really bro?

When I just hailed you for ignoring that troll!!

We don't quote him na

I won’t any longer.

A

Chigold101:
Ị nụ kwa
Your ex girlfriend and you following her about to know what her current boy friend did and did not do...

Shame on you.

I no know say you go get mind respond to my comment.

Mr Monitoring spirit...

Ifele mee gị.

Make shame shame you.
Focus on your life and leave the young woman alone.

Get mine to respond to your comment? Who does this guy think he is

Anyways, To respond to your latest f*olish comment, the boyfriend actually gave me a full gist about the incident by himself and showed me the nude photos cause he was disappointed in his girlfriend.

The pastor is also a popular figure in our zone so the gist got to my friend who eventually told me to mock me about it. I was disappointed but not surprised. Ladies do their own thing their way.

Hope you got the full gist now?

RedEnergy:
Nairaland is so pathetic. Just look at how they intentionally and persistently try to demarket DSTV on front page but at the same time, cunningly promote TSTV, the same TSTV that scammed Nigerians with their fake thrash last year and went incognito, only to show up again trying to scam more idiots with fake promotions. The legal department of DSTV is obviously sleeping, otherwise they should have sued Nairaland for trying to ruin their business model by misleading the public.

If TSTV is so good, they should market their services, but that's how you know a thrashy fake company with nothing good to offer, they like to attack and demarket their competition with lies and fabrications, instead of marketing their own positives, because they simply have nothing tangible to offer. TSTV my foot. Even if DSTV increases to 50K, I will rather sub DSTV than touch that thrash called TSTV with a 9 foot pole.

All these fake demarketing strategies from this failed company TSTV won't work. Cry me a river

Dstv agent spotted.

Waiting for you to wake the sleeping department at your company to sue Nairaland.

Illiterates like you dont know topics on Nairaland are posted by members and not the owner Seun. Mumu.

Kzinne:
when you talk of Pastors pls don't talk about RCCG pastors

Why?

Chigold101:
Your ex girlfriend...
Her boyfriend...

You can lie without implicating yourself na.

Go school you people will not go.

Ex girlfriend means a girl I dated in the past. Dictionary defines it as a former girlfriend.

So I expected your brain to enlighten you that she was in another relationship during the encounter.

I hope you have learnt something new today in your brain?

My ex girlfriend slept with a RCCG pastor. She was about 20 and the man was in his 50s or so.

It was her Boyfriend that found out about the chats they both exchanged. She also sent him nudes

This is a real life story. No cap.

Very informative post

Thanks Gonkin