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OverSpeeding is cancer

Don’t get why this government has a personal
Hatred on ibos if this is real.

You can’t build a working society with all these gimmicks.

Driggs:
Ode ni ee..

Boys don dey use this update since.. now e go cast.. your picture dey here, na to find you, beat you if that update cast

Stupid boy. That ain’t me you fucking dumb ass.

fattprince:
I went to buy cassava flour in the market on Sunday. The cassava flour were inside two plastic bowls beside each other so I approached the sellers. A lady was in charge of one, very pretty and a small boy was in charge of the other. I told them I wanted cassava flour. They were both asking how much I wanted I told them but the two were confusing each other as I was answering both. The lady had a customer in front of her and I was facing her two. So she wanted to seize the opportunity to sell to a customer then sell to me so she asked who I wanted to sell to me. I actually was waiting for the faster person then I will just collect and pay but she asked because 80% men would choose the pretty face. Even I saw the boy with a face of someone who lost the game already but I pointed at the boy. The girl was stunned she stared for like 3 second before she continues to sell to her customer. She continued to steal glances as I was looking at her pretty face too. The boy was so happy that he smiled and thanked me well. I should have collected her number so she can tell me how much I disappointed her.

Haha bro

True

seeme2:
Your father is illiterate.

My man is back since 2021.

Your mother is an illiterate.

I guess Chris Rock is a cool Nigga

Will hit me like that and I would have gone on a 5-minutes foul laden rant about August Alsina facking yo b*** wife.

DieRich5:
Love is beautiful

Should have saved that energy for the dude that f**** his wife.

Irony is Jada would have laughed so hard if Chris was making a joke about Will Smith

Men always going self destruct when Women don’t even care about your affairs

Martinez39s:
Other than the fact that he wasn't there financially, the nonredpill mistakes he made are as follows:
(1) Letting her pick the place. (Lost frame here)
(2) Not declaring the budget beforehand. (Lost frame and failed to avoid unnecessary billing).
(3) Explaining himself to her. (No frame. Beta move. It would have been better if he only said "Too bad. That's my budget."
(4) Engaging in a one-sided conversation where he does all the talking. (Walking in her frame. No
(5) Looking forward for a great friendship. Lol.
(6) add yours.

My man will learn and only become a better person.

The decision to block him though only shows the kind of person she is. That was out of line and heartless

CsRockefeller:
Went on a Date with this Doctor after so much chats on Twitter. Hot looking too I must confess.

The Problem
She had told me before hand she wants to have the date @ Ocean Basket, so I obliged. On getting there, I found out that the Restaurant isn't the conventional Rice and Chicken restaurant. The prices on the menu are so not smiling.

I only had 12k for both of us. We managed to squeeze through the meal, but I couldn't do so for the drinks. Had to start explaining myself to her. She was like I had the whole week to prepare for the date, but it's not an issue.

We began eating and sincerely, both of us weren't feeling it. The conversation was mainly one sided from my end. She apologized for making a fuss about it earlier.

The date came to an end and I saw her off to a Bolt. Only to get home and find out that she has blocked me.

Sincerely I feel very bad. Really looked forward for a great friendship, and that 12k was very dear to me.

As Ubunja will always say, attraction flows from the woman to man.

If she was really into you, she would not have blocked you.

Besides all these expensive dates should be after f*** for me.

I am always straight upfront. If we go to a restaurant has to be at night and must be very close to my place or hotel

iLegendd:
That picture you posted can make you a millionaire. It's called Wojak. In crypto, we call it Woj. If you buy WOJ of 50k or 100k today, by this time in 2025, you'll be counting millions. Not a financial advice. Just a hint.

Impressive. Always known Feels Guy to be a meme. Will do a research on it.

Thanks

porthouse7:
wait until u are 40 and lonely, u will have rethink

Women emotional mind games with being alone

Why are you people so scared of being alone?

You are mostly alone in this life. You will even be buried in that coffin alone so what’s the fuss and anxiety?

Even some people I know in that s*it stake institution called Marriage are alone.

Fear of being alone (which is utter nonsense) shouldn’t even be a criteria for marriage.

If you said having children in a union then that’s a good point.

SmellySperm:
Comrade you're mean.

Exkandayee:
Sticking my fingers into my asshole haha,and......... hahaha

Some people smell it then feel bad for doing it

Nonexisting:
Brother, stop wasting your time advising simps because they can only tag you misogynist. Let's wait patiently for threads on their heartbreaks or their children's DNA negative test results so that we can all laugh at them since they don't want to have sense.

No we won’t laugh at them.

We will type “Awww this is a heartless woman” then laugh in the background

MadeINchenzen2:
Guys that will always be in control of a ladys attention, respect and loyalty are the ones that does not give half a concern about what she does, where she goes, or who she's flirting with.

You can both be dating... but try to give her as much space to explore all her fantasies. Stop asking her useless questions that gives her the impression you are insecure...

when a lady knows you are insecure, you give her the impression that indicates she deserves a better guy than u !!! And trust me, it's a matter of time before she abandons that relationship.

Perhaps she thought she was dating the hottest guy in campus, but your insecurities has explained to her that you actually do not have the guile and guts to carry yourselves as the number one trending guy in campus... your insecurity will automatically put her on a mission to find the coolest and hottest lady's guy in campus and date him after dumping you.

She loves the fact that you feel insecure, she enjoys seeing you miserable like that... sweating on your balls to keep her all for yourself... you are the newest clown in the circus

You always call her phone to ask her whereabouts, you always want to know where she went and who was the guy she was talking to, you want to see who she's chatting with on Facebook or WhatsApp.

My guy stop all that and give her space... focus on other things and give yourself more attention. The less questions u ask, the less attention you give her... the more respect you command, the more attractive u will appear to her.


Be wise

Stop giving these boys these lessons for free now

Connected1:
Abeg Shut Up.

Tell your father to shut up when next you see him

Foolish boy/girl

MrBrownJay1:
expecting your woman to be HONEST WITH YOU, isnt asking too much of women, GET REAL!
HONESTY is the foundation of any r/ship, and the minute people like you believe that you can be dishonest and still have a great r/ship, then thats the minute you have to understand that you know very little about r/ships!

Alright bro. Anything you say is the right thing.

MrBrownJay1:
the woman, that you are in a serious r/ship with, can do what she wants in her life, YES!!!! but that doesnt mean that you should stay with her regardless of what she is doing (that you may like or disaprove of). if you are desperate for sex then by all means stay with a woman even though she may lie to you and disrespect you and/or your union. i guess to each their own misery in life!

IMHO any woman who is deceitful and/or disrespectful and/or untrustworthy in an union, is NO GOOD and should be out of your life asap!

When you expect too much from women you will end up with disappointments & regrets. Happened to many men in the past. Happening to men in the present.

Happening to the OP (Ongoing crisis )

Guess I am done here

Keep the ministry going bro. Never stop.

Never hate women too. Just understand them. Once you do you become a winner.

Always put yourself first as a Man. Always do that.

MrBrownJay1:
here is what you should do:
dont say anything and then a few days later ask her about it. if she lies to you about planning to go to the movies with the dude, GET RID OF THE DECEITFUL BABE!

Get rid of what?

He is not married to her and she can do whatever she wants with her life. It’s her puss too.

OP If she’s giving you sex and has other good qualities no point in getting rid of her.

You better get it in your head that some boys will f** that ya girl six ways from Sunday.

Keep your head on how to improve your life over worrying about little things like this.

Reflect7:
NothIng to the table?

You wouldn't BE ALIVE today without the many good things Africans ''brought to the table''.


12 Amazing African Inventions and Innovations That Led To World Civilization


1 Speech

The first words by humans were spoken by Africans.

''Using statistical methods to estimate the time required to achieve the current spread and diversity in modern languages today, Johanna Nichols — a linguist at the University of California, Berkeley — argues that vocal language must have arisen in our species at least 100,000 years ago. Using phonemic diversity, a more recent analysis offers directly linguistic support for a similar date. Estimates of this kind are independently supported by genetic, archaeological, palaeontological and much other evidence suggesting that language probably emerged somewhere in sub-Saharan Africa during the Middle Stone Age, roughly contemporaneous with the speciation of Homo sapiens.''


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_language




2 Writing


In 1999, Archaeology Magazine reported that the earliest Egyptian hieroglyphs date back to 3400 BCE which "...challenge the commonly held belief that early logographs, pictographic symbols representing a specific place, object, or quantity, first evolved into more complex phonetic symbols in Mesopotamia."

Who were these original Egyptians?

The Greek historian Herodotus.. described the Colchians of the Black Sea shores as "Egyptians by race" and pointed out they had "black skins and kinky hair."

Apollodorus, the Greek philosopher, described Egypt as "the country of the black-footed ones" and the Latin historian Ammianus Marcellinus said "the men of Egypt are mostly brown or black with a skinny desiccated look."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/specials/1624_story_of_africa/page88.shtml

In his book 'Egypt', British scholar Sir E.A. Wallis Budge says: "The prehistoric native of Egypt, both in the old and in the new Stone Ages, was African and there is every reason for saying that the earliest settlers came from the South." He further states: "There are many things in the manners and customs and religions of the historic Egyptians that suggests that the original home of their prehistoric ancestors was in a country in the neighborhood of Uganda and Punt [present day Somalia]."

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''Greek historian Diodorus Siculus devoted an entire chapter of his world history, the Bibliotheke Historica, or Library of History (Book 3), to the Kushites ["Aithiopians"] of Meroe. Here he repeats the story of their great piety, their high favor with the gods, and adds the fascinating legend that they were.. the founders of Egyptian civilization, invented writing, and had given the Egyptians their religion and culture.''

(1st century B.C., Diodorus Siculus of Sicily, Greek historian and contemporary of Caesar Augustus, Universal History Book III. 2. 4-3. 3)

http://wysinger.homestead.com/blackegypt101.html

To summarise:

"Ancient Egypt was a Negro civilisation. The history of Black Africa will remain suspended in the air and cannot be written correctly until African historians connect it with the history of Egypt. The African historian who evades the problem of Egypt is neither modest nor objective nor unruffled. He is ignorant, cowardly and neurotic. The ancient Egyptians were Negroes. The moral fruit of their civilisation is to be counted among the assets of the Black world."

- Cheikh Anta Diop, The African Origin of Civilisation.


https://i.pinimg.com/564x/8e/df/df/8edfdfeff02c69723959a961a6b524ea.jpg



3 Medicine

''The earliest known surgery was performed in Egypt around 2750 BC.... The Ebers papyrus (1550 BC) is full of incantations and foul applications meant to turn away disease-causing demons, and also includes 877 prescriptions. It may also contain the earliest documented awareness of tumors..

Homer (800 BC) remarked in the Odyssey: "In Egypt, the men are more skilled in medicine than any of human kind" and "the Egyptians were skilled in medicine more than any other art". The Greek historian Herodotus visited Egypt around 440 BC and wrote extensively of his observations of their medicinal practices. Pliny the Elder also wrote favourably of them in historical review. Hippocrates (the 'father of medicine'), Herophilos, Erasistratus and later Galen studied at the temple of Amenhotep, and acknowledged the contribution of ancient Egyptian medicine to Greek medicine.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Egyptian_medicine



4 Architecture

The African empire of Egypt developed a vast array of diverse structures and great architectural monuments along the Nile, among the largest and most famous of which are the Great Pyramid of Giza and the Great Sphinx of Giza

The pyramids, which were built in the Fourth Dynasty, testify to the power of the pharaonic religion and state. They were built for reasons that remain mysterious to modern knowledge. The size and simple design show the high skill level of African design and engineering on a large scale. The Great Pyramid of Giza, which was probably completed c. 2580 BC, is the oldest and largest of the pyramids, and is the only surviving monument of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. The pyramid of Khafre is believed to have been completed around 2532 BC, at the end of Khafre's reign.

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/21/32/59/2132596353cacee7484fdef5947cb8df.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Egyptian_architecture



5 Mathematics

The invention of mathematics is placed firmly in African PRE-HISTORY.

''The oldest known possibly mathematical object is the Lebombo bone, discovered in the Lebombo mountains of Swaziland and dated to approximately 35,000 BC. It consists of 29 distinct notches cut into a baboon's fibula. Also prehistoric artifacts discovered in Africa and France, dated between 35,000 and 20,000 years old [respectively], suggest early attempts to quantify time.

The Ishango bone, found near the headwaters of the Nile river (northeastern Congo), may be as much as 20,000 years old and consists of a series of tally marks carved in three columns running the length of the bone. Common interpretations are that the Ishango bone shows either the earliest known demonstration of sequences of prime numbers or a six month lunar calendar.

Also, Predynastic Egyptians of the 5th millennium BC pictorially represented geometric designs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_mathematics#Prehistoric_mathematics

''Numeral systems have been many and diverse, with the first known written numerals created by Egyptians in Middle Kingdom texts such as the Rhind Mathematical Papyrus.

The earliest uses of mathematics were in trading, land measurement, painting and weaving patterns and the recording of time. More complex mathematics did not appear until around 3000 BC, when the Egyptians and Babylonians began using arithmetic, algebra and geometry for taxation and other financial calculations, for building and construction, and for astronomy''

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematics



6 Mining of minerals

The oldest known mine on archaeological record is the "Lion Cave" in Swaziland, which radiocarbon dating shows to be about 43,000 years old. Much later on, the Africans of Egypt mined malachite....Quarries for turquoise and copper were also found at "Wadi Hamamat, Tura, Aswan and various other Nubian sites"..The gold mines of Nubia were among the largest and most extensive in the world, and are described by the Greek author Diodorus Siculus. He mentions that fire-setting was one method used to break down the hard rock holding the gold. One of the complexes is shown in one of earliest known maps. They crushed the ore and ground it to a fine powder before washing the powder for the gold dust.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mining#Prehistoric_mining



7 Iron Smelting

Iron smelting is a form of extractive metallurgy; its main use is to produce a metal from its ore. This includes production of silver, iron, copper and other base metals from their ores. Smelting uses heat and a chemical reducing agent to decompose the ore, driving off other elements as gasses or slag and leaving just the metal behind.

Early iron smelting:

''Where and how iron smelting was discovered is widely debated, and remains uncertain due to the significant lack of production finds.. [but] there is a further possibility of iron smelting and working in West Africa by 1200 BC. In addition, very early instances of carbon steel were found to be in production around 2000 years before the present in northwest Tanzania, based on complex preheating principles. These discoveries are significant for the history of metallurgy.''

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smelting


8 Religion

Greek historian Diodorus Siculus. From his own statements we learn that he traveled in Egypt around 60 BC. His travels in Egypt probably took him as far south as the first Cataract. He wrote about the ''Ethiopians'' south of Egypt.

"They further write that it was among them that people were first taught to honour the gods and offer sacrifices and arrange processions and festivals and perform other things by which people honor the divine. For this reason their piety is famous among all men, and the sacrifices among the Aithiopians are believed to be particularly pleasing to the divinity,"


9 Laws

Stephanus of Byzantium, who is said to represent the opinions of the most ancient Greeks, says:

"Ethiopia was the first established country on the earth, and the Ethiopians were the first who introduced the worship of the Gods and who established laws."
Quoted by John D. Baldwin, Prehistoric Nations, p. 62.



10 International Trade


In 1825, Arnold Hermann Heeren (1760-1842), Professor of History and Politics in the University of Gottengen and one of the ablest of the early exponents of the economic interpretation of history, published, in the fourth and revised edition of his great work Ideen Uber Die Politik, Den Verkehr Und Den Handel Der Vornehmsten Volker Der Alten Weld, a lengthy essay on the history, culture, and commerce of the ancient Ethiopians, which had profound influence on contemporary writers in the conclusion that it was among these ancient Black people of Africa and Asia that international trade was first developed. He thinks that as a by-product of these international contacts there was an exchange of ideas and cultural practices that laid the foundations of the earliest civilizations of the ancient world. Heeren in his researches says: "From the remotest times to the present, the Ethiopians [ancient name for blacks south of the Sahara] have been one of the most celebrated, and yet the most mysterious of nations. In the earliest traditions of nearly all the..civilized nations of antiquity, the name of this distant people is found. The annals of the Egyptian priests are full of them, and the nations of inner Asia, on the Euphrates and Tigris, have interwoven the fictions of the Ethiopians with their traditions of the wars and conquests of their heroes; and, at a period equally remote, they glimmer in Greek mythology. When the Greeks scarcely knew Italy and Sicily by name, the Ethiopians were celebrated in the verses of their poets, and when the faint gleam of tradition and fable gives way to the clear light of history, the lustre of the Ethiopians is not diminished."

http://wysinger.homestead.com/blackegypt101.html


11 Philosophy

Philosophy is the study of general and fundamental problems, such as those connected with reality, existence, knowledge, values, reason, mind, and language. Philosophy is distinguished from other ways of addressing such problems by its critical, generally systematic approach and its reliance on rational argument.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosophy#Ancient_philosophy

Philosophy in Africa has a rich and varied history, dating from pre-dynastic Egypt, continuing through the birth of Christianity and Islam. Arguably central to the ancients was the conception of "ma'at", which roughly translated refers to "justice", "truth", or simply "that which is right". One of the earliest works of political philosophy was the Maxims of Ptah-Hotep, which were taught to Egyptian schoolboys for centuries...Ancient Egyptian philosophers made extremely important contributions to Hellenistic philosophy, Christian philosophy, and Islamic philosophy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_philosophy

''Ancient Egyptian philosophy has been credited by the ancient Greeks as being the beginning of philosophy''.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Egyptian_philosophy


12 Art
The oldest art objects in the world—a series of tiny, drilled snail shells about 75,000 years old—were discovered in a South African cave.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art

Aww my friend went to quote Wikipedia just to make a point.

Despite all these assertion we still know the continent that is leading

It’s so shameful Africa introduced all these and still
Mostly a proper s*hit hole (Aside some countries that still have the white man affiliation)

temi1290:
When you understand you don't eat for energy but nourishment.

You will grasp the fact that less is more.

You have no business eating more than twice a day.

You are already bag of energy.

Save your money, save your health

Fix your guts.
#UnfatYourself

Credit: The Last Knight

Thanks for this. Though I am not a fat guy but the way I spend money on fast food these days just doesn’t make any sense anymore.

Goke7:
the western world is no better, it's the large number of options and opportunities that one can easily move on to that makes it kind of better as you can easily move to a better place to work. The little amount of job opportunities for Nigerians is the major problem. Here in the west employers and agencies chases us like mad so you have options

You just answered my obv.

The options. That was my point.

Almost no human being will decide to stay out with a boss with serious mental issues when you have options.

Don’t even get me started with the cancel culture in the west.

Kellzzyy:
A man will run his business the way he sees fit.
He didn't hold a gun to anyone's head to remain his employee. If you are not comfortable with always being up and running, then resign honorably and seek a place that suits your slackness.

He runs his business like a workaholic. All I see is cheap blackmail against the company's founder.

Go and found your own startup. Its as simple as that.

Ebun is this you?

He is only acting this way cause he knows Nigerians will do whatever to keep a job.

Let him come to the UK or U.S and try this sissy bully games with his team and watch the end result.

I feel so sorry for some of you in this country. Imagine the inhumane treatment of people that work day and night for you and someone is calling it cheap black mail.

Chai

Nigerians mehn

BabaIbo:
Comrade, the guy been dey yarn mpata na.

Nothing do you comrade.

BabaIbo:
Stupid comment from a frustrated soul.

There are people using it that are way better than any one from your lineage.

Comrade calm down it’s just Banter

VaselineCrew:
You know how Naija is na, they don’t take positive decisions to make things better.

They will rather delay and delay and delay.

That is why in white man country a dead body on the streets is evacuated immediately, but in Naija, they will let the dead body rot for days on the streets before, finally, removing it.

I’m just tired of this country bro, may God help me relocate, amen!

I have tried to talk sense on this nairaland for years, but it’s always fellow Nigerians that will beat you down and say they prefer to suffer than join the rest of the civilized world.

No light for weeks, something that should be trending on nairaland everyday, yet all you see is apc party fights, wike, Tinubu...

The citizens are not ready to develop at all and the future looks bleak. Look how that guy swam inside gutter to celebrate Buharis victory. As in so you entered gutter filled with poo, pee, algae larvae... just so “celebrate” your hero. Are those the kind of citizens that should decide for me and my family?

Look at the useless NYSC scheme, a scheme they told you was meant to foster unity. Imagine that. So till today we waste one year of children’s lives just so we can pursue unity, chai, my head is aching me.

Nigeria will just give you a headache.

My friend stop stressing yourself about Nigeria matters if you want to live long.

This shit hole is gone to the dogs. Too glaring. Look at the state of the country.

Stop stressing yourself

starstaz:
To be a nigerian is a risky venture in the world.

Especially your unborn

God will not make me make that mistake