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The Yorubas would defeat the Fulanis. Now, these Fulanis are afraid.

iLegendd:
See, if I hadn't done this, this old scammer — using his spare SIM, would've painted us black. Most scammers don't have conscience. They'll say negative things to you and even say, "The God in Heaven I serve will punish you" just to appear innocent. They involve God easily.

For the lady that said it's misunderstanding, it's not. He read the agreement and typed, "Agreed" with his email.

This shows he understood it perfectly. He has probably been scamming people, so he wanted to give it a try on me. If he didn't like the agreement, he should've typed, "disagreed" and I'll refund him his money instantly.

After agreeing and getting his book, he came online that day, downloaded it and probably started reading.

The next day, as a caring seller, I asked him if he has gotten his book and boom, the Devil in most scammers' head gave him a suggestion to start a dispute and get his money back and also keep the book to himself.

5 things he would've gained if he had succeeded in this scam

1. Free money
2. Free book
3. Last longer in bed after reading and practicing
4. Starts selling our book in black market to make more money
5. Starts thinking he's way too smart as he continues scamming others

Just be careful. There are people out there who don't want to see other people succeed in life. They would be happy to spoil your business and bring you down.

iLegendd:
It's wrong, but when dealing with a Nigerian scammer, keep all evidence openly available to the world.

Why? He will soon start telling the world we are the ones who scammed him just to spoil our business. Most Nigerians don't like hearing both sides of the story — they pass judgement instantly. What I did isn't professional, but it will save me damages later.

That's correct. And that's why the country is in total shambles.

Preetychina22:
Hilarious. You're feeling pity for a crook who has earned and enjoyed hundreds of millions during his career in sports. He committed a crime, he should pay for his sins. Save your sympathy.

Life is not as smooth as you think, please do not judge him yet.

I could recall when I wrote an exam and the result was F. Lots of my peers laughed at me, but within me I knew something was wrong somewhere. Took it upon myself and demanded to see my paper, it was later discovered that the person who marked my paper intentionally ruined me. I became a hero over night.

Siasia, please send me your account, my love for you would never die. I knew how you shot down Belgium in 2008 and I was in the there live.

Chizuru01:
Sadly, but that's the truth. Even Cousins do sleep with each other. They don't mind even a bit

Yes. Chioma is only interested in his money, not love. She loves the other guy more.

Most girls who are from Owerri has cheating in their DNA. Davido got it all wrong.

iLegendd:
Okay. There are two places to fill your account on Amazon.

1. Sellers' place: www.kdp.amazon.com (Use your Payoneer account)
2. Buyers' place www.amazon.com (Use any card — be it GTB, UBA, Domiciliary, Naira, Dollar, etc.)

As long as it's MasterCard or Visa card and it hasn't expired.

Thanks. It's sellers' place.

iLegendd:
It's easy. Just follow the screenshot below and watch one or two videos and you're set on how to upload and sell a book.

No man. What I'm asking is when filling the form on bank account on Amazon, do I have to use local bank account like a GTB or a domiciliary account like dollar account?

iLegendd:
For Amazon.com purchase, any Nigerian card will work — I use GTB, and at times, my Payoneer MasterCard to buy things on Amazon.

How to get a Payoneer US account, click here https://nairaland.com/5638906/payoneer-pictorial-step-step-guide

Thanks but I mean selling items on Amazon like books.

iLegendd:
To those who would want to hear my second struggle, this is it. While trying to withdraw money instantly, PayPal saw the swiftness as suspicious. PayPal hates fast moves or withdrawing a big amount.

So, when you're in Nigeria and you link a Naija account to a foreign PayPal, don't be too quick to withdraw, else, PayPal will see your urgent move as a fraudulent move. You all know how desperate fraudsters try to move money too fast. Don't be too fast, else, PayPal will also be too fast to raise alarm.

Setting up an account on Amazon, is local bank account like GTB, okay? Or do I need a domiciliary account?

AwkaetitiBabe:
Would or Costs? Come enlighten me on how to go about it

The price online would be $99.99. People respect you more when your items are expensive.

AwkaetitiBabe:
You can show off for Africa! Still can't wrap my head around d fact that people are willing to part with 10k for a book.

10K is even so little. My own book would cost over $70.

iLegendd:
Business is the key to wealth.

All men on earth should stop complaining that problems exist, but focus on solving them for those who have it. I always look out for problems to solve.

I do tell people I can't be broke on earth again, but they think I'm lying. When you solve an evergreen problem, you put yourself in a place of wealth. Even while inside my room as I type this, I make more money than most of those who are out there hustling.

This is not to brag, but to let people know there is a HUGE opportunity in solving problems than complaining about it. In fact, I'm supposed to hoard this information, but I decided not to be stingy and let people know where the gold is.

I hardly complain about nice guys or weak men — I just write books that solve their problems. This way, money is coming on a regular basis while I drink wine under AC in the room.

This morning, I have already made 30k from 3 clients. Before the day runs out, we'll probably be talking of 100k or at least, 50k.

Men should stop complaining and start solving problems. I'm glad you understood the business side of my post.

Screenshots for any reader who thinks I'm joking.

Sounds great. My book is not ready yet. I want to produce a very quality story, that lots of people would buy online. You know quality is always better than quantity.

I also got to know a chick here who thought initially, I was interested in having a romantic relationship with her, but later she got to know I was only interested in business, she was really impressed by that but now, she's always fond of me and asks if I want her.

She's helping me out now.

Thanks brother, I have learnt a lot from you.

s1:
One of the ways in which your man can get rid of this is by taking ginger, garlic and honey every morning. The mixture of these three will make him last for atleast 5 minutes.
I can help you with Original honey.

Yes but that's not the final solution. The final solution is what I already posted above.

Miffia:
Hi everyone... Good Afternoon

I will keep this brief and short.. Ignore any typographical error, please.

I have this boyfriend, we've been dating for years now. The thing is, he doesn't last long during sex, he's a 2 minutes man, as you people call it. There was a time, we had sex, less than 1 minute, yes, I mean less than a minute, just 3 or 4 thrusts and he released. He was shocked, sad and disappointed, I was shocked too. I was even the one cheering him up, not to be sad, that everything will be okay, that's not his fault, he just wore his cloth and left.

This is someone I want to marry, we will soon do our introduction and wedding, and I don't want our sex life to be boring, we are not enjoying s*x at all, and I don't want to cheat on him... We love each other so much.

Please, anybody that has experienced this before, or know how to stop it should advice me on what to do, its not making me happy neither is my boyfriend happy too

Your advice will be appreciated.. Thank You.

Worry not, let him do kegel exercise everyday, after sometime, he would be fine. From 1 minute man to 1 hour man. He can even last more than one hour, two hours, three hours.

Get the best out of life.

patoski39:
how much u know say e go fit cost me... I mean, visa, school fees etc

I can link you to Germany or Spain where you get to learn great football philosophy. But it's not free.

YorubaLord:
I think it's stuff like this that disintegrates a nation... Nigeria is fully on that course...

I totally believe so. Nigerians should this country for these Northern Fulanis and create their own state because these people are inhuman.

patoski39:
ok.. But I wan ask o, Where b d best country to go football school?

No best country. But Europe seems the best.

soobaba:
Hi guys,
So I'll be very direct and summarize this as possible. But please bear with me if I get carried away...

I've been been dating my girlfriend for a year now and we are very serious and I'm even considering proposing to her, but we are not based in the same town.

So I called her with another number last night, she couldn't recognize my voice cause I sounded different, so I decided to play around cause we gist and make fun of each other a lot. So I acted like I was someone who got her number and is trying to toast her.

She asked who was speaking and I said Victor, that I got her number when I saw her in the bank, we were on the same queue, so I copied her number from her teller, she laughed and all, so after all the lines I poured out, she was just laughing and flowing along, so I asked if we could see that night, but she said it was late but I had to persuade her, so she agreed that I instead come to her place to see her. "This is someone she hasn't met before and she agreed for him to come see her at her place, in the night for that matter".

So I asked for her address and she gave out her real address, asked if she has a boyfriend and she said yes but we ain't in the same town.
I got upset and had to open up and ask why she's cheating on her guy? At this point she was mute and ended the call. I called back but she didn't answer anymore.

So I just dropped a message on WhatsApp that I was disappointed.

Her reply was devastating: she wrote;
"keep your disappointment in your pocket.
Don't even get me more angry.
Just do yourself a favor by not ever mentioning me in your mouth again.
Remove everything that has to do with me in your phone and life.
Rubbish.
No be only disappointment.
Grow up.
Comot for my front make I see road jor..."

I haven't replied her yet, don't even know what to say to her right now, thought about calling her but my brother told me not to, that I should just free her. Please guys what should I do?

Moderator please help me move this to front page...

Hahahahaha. You don't want to deal with all the headaches, do you? Your first mistake was playing pranks on her and she fell.

You got what you were looking for.

Silversurfer1:
Your post is misleading and will lead to further confusion. There's no "technicality" about government work. It's either you work for the government or you don't. NYSC is a government program not government work. If you worked in a non-governmental organisation during NYSC, you didn't work for the government. If you worked for the government, agency or parastatal, then you worked for the government

That's correct. NYSC is just a government programme.

okewumi:
They will not listen to you. Instead they will attack you. Don't wait till your account is negative before doing something.
While in university, face your study and manage to learn a skill. In fact the best is to do part-time program. Forget all this bullshit they are taking and not applicable. Education/degree open your eyes to light. It may not bring food to your table.

When l was in school, l combined my study with tutorials/teaching in nursery school. I made little cash and use to learn how to repair laptop etc.( let me leave supper story)

Learn a skillllllll. Nigeria, oduduwa, Biafra and Arewa nation will not provide any opportunity as far as we have this set of criminal generation.

My company need a Chinese interpreter, they went through hell before they could see one. And l stayed with Chinese student while in school. You can imaging six digit salary the lady is collecting. How many of us can speak other language apart from English and local dialect?

If l could reverse time, l would have love to learn any of the following;

1. Repairing of automatic Car gear.
2. Installation of floor ties
3. Sliding windows
4. Repair of industrial generators.
A lot of things and l will never be a liability to anybody
5. Handling and driving Payloader, Hiab, crane etc.

A lot of things and you will observed with right skill and know it well, you will eat. But we want office job, OK now

See my friend, nobody has road map to success. It is not a function of amount you pay to train your children in Nigeria, it is a function of opportunity or business you were able to create for your unborn children.

Some Chinese that came to work for us are skill oriented not certificate. Most of them are drop out and technical training center of 6months and their company sent them from China, making cool money with escort


Don't quote me pls. Keep lamenting

Hi, if you need a Chinese Translator or someone else needs it, please let me know. I mostly work on projects.

MJBOLT:

the lady is beautiful o,are you sure she's a nairalander?

Lol...what a funny question.

Lyydia:
There's this guy that we have been dating for 6 months, we love each other very well and we plan on marrying each other.

Here is the deal, we plan on no sex before marriage due to personal reasons. I don't ask for money also, we do cuddle and kiss sometimes. But not sex!

Of recent, he has been acting strange and wants to go beyond our normal cuddle level. I cautioned him about this and he promised to change! But he still does this.

Yesterday it happened again as I got furious and asked him to leave.

Did I overreact? I called, he has not picked up since yesterday.

That's scam. Stop deceiving yourself.

Bawsse:
I wanna japa japa.... Canada, Germany, UK, any good country I can get admission

Hahaha. Well, I already posted a link here, you can check it out. Good luck to you!

Bawsse:
Please message me on WhatsApp too 07083780104
I have already written my ielts test and I got an overall of 8.0

Congrats. Just tell me, what do you want?

BiggyB242:
Please Nat, can I Pm you?

No.

Write what you want here.

Richdad50:


A war scenario between US and Iran will play out like these in the battlefield but, do remembered that it will be remembered as the shortest and most brutal (on one side) conflict in recent history. The US will drag Iran just like a father beats up his neighbors son. Let me clear that neither Russia or China will risk any confrontation whatsoever with US because of Iran. Never!

Iran's will first release their first grade missiles (mostly antic Russian missiles and a few SU300 missiles into Isreal and US bases. These missiles will 100% be intercepted by Patriots defense system and the most advanced missile defense system in the world known as the Aegis. With powerful ground base and air missile interceptors, the USA will be able to track, define, and eliminate the direction of the missiles minutes from launch.

Now, the USA will launch their precision (by far the most advanced in the world), laser guided cruise and ballistic (may not need intercontinental)missiles from different launch locations around the middle east. This will also include the ship frigates and strike groups. They will hit Iran defense systems, military complexes, strategic posture and positions, energy, and power. Do know that the US have the Russian SU300 in their arsenal strictly for the purpose of testing.

After the heavy bombardment of military positions (not ground troops), the B-1, B-2, F-35 (Fifth generation jets) will enter into the Iranian airspace. They will drop heavy payloads on more Iranian positions until the entire Iranian sky becomes dark with smoke. There will be no day but night for many days in Iran.

I just laugh when people talk about WWIII. Please from where? Iran! Lol. Iran is too little. The weight, power, and advancement of the US military technology far outweighs any its closest rival (Russia and China) by 10 years. The level of research and innovations from Lockheed Martin, Boeing, Northrop Gunman, Raytheon, General Dynamics, Boston Dynamics, etc makes them the most technologically advanced, advantageous military in the world.

Some replies are saying things like I am watching film...I laugh. You have no idea that most of the things you see in Hollywood are just a sample of the things the US military wants you to be aware of. There are so many destructive (within contained distance) devices at completion stage that US would very willing to try on Iran. It would be devastating and the news would send shockwaves all over the world.


Richdad

That's absolutely right. But I'm sure if the whole Middle East fight the US, it's going to be brutal.

OP, does she have a sister?

milemimi93:
I am not angry or complainingI am just shocked and feeling guilty.. I had to take her to a shopping mall to buy her stuffs. Getting to the mall I told her to pick any thing she wants that I will pay.

she picked just 3 things. When we got to the counter the cashier said the bill is 870.
I was shocked again that she didn't get more things for herself. With joy, I gave the cashier 1000 and told him to keep the change.

Does she have a sister please? I need someone to take me out.