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dlex21: nah...tinkybabe got the answer

Mr Marker, U are yet to mark d rest of d questions.

dopeJemi: a simple question 4 u n pls be very sincere plsss, HAS D.BANJ SANG ANY SONG MEANINGFULL 2 U? COMPARED 2 2FACE

What is d correlation between ur question and my post.Let's take it one after d other firstof all.Ans my own questions and relate to my post + what are d functions of an Artiste?

dopeJemi: abeg shut up, men dy tawk, u still dy tawk, just 4 d records, av done mah own songs, go 2 all d 9ja sites u knw n c, na d.banj na kan sabi sing?

He no sabi sing.Dem dey dash him awards ni.Even when he won best Artiste In Africa twice dem dash am ni.Him no merit am.U think everyone is tone deaf like U? U be upcoming artiste U dey yab people wey dey on top,wey dey ontop of their game.

Oya now,Mr man,wetin be ur stage name and title of ur song o,make I go download am now sharp sharp. U wey claim to sabi sing,we go see where u go reach for ur music career.

Let me just give U a SHOCKER(just a sneak) so that U won't collapse or commit suicide wen it finally happens.I HOPE U KNOW THAT D'BANJ IS CLOSE TO WINNING A GRAMMY AWARD.A SINGLE FEATURE IN A VID CAN DO THAT IF U DON'T KNOW. Just decide to give U a sneak preview so U won't kill urself wen u see it happen.

I will be waiting for ur track name and stage name so I can download ur song. Betterstill,paste a link here if it is sure for u and let's see and hear ur song.

87 minutes played.

10 minutes to go.....Can our gurls score 2 goals in 10 minutes? That's a tall order.Well,anything is possible in football.

Nigeria goes two goals down. 17 minutes to go. God save Nigeria!

54' minutes played.Nigeria still trails by a lone goal scored by Morgan Brian of USA in d first half.Oparanozie scores,the linesman from Belgium flags for offside.

[quote author=Maria-G]@Naturalw(e)aves,
i had my second piercing done by me...and guess wot? Am not promiscous. So reduce your emphasis on that. I also wear anklets and extra eye, so what will I be called by you?
Its all about what I love...so please, easy on that cus you made it sound like a murder case.:/[/quote]Maybe U belong to d few exceptions as well.If I may ask,at what age did u do d piercing? Where U under ur parents wen u did that? If U were,what were their reactions? Y did U pirce(fashion,peer influence or what?).If ur parents actually allowed U,then u were given a free hand to operate which could lead u to promiscuos tendencies.Pls note also,that d fact that one is xposed to promiscuous tendencies doesn't necessarily translate to being promiscuous.Like I said,U myt just be part of d few exceptions.

Lillyeean: ... Now wait a minute.... U just killed ma laughter mode wif ur comment... N@ all gals wif more than 1 piercing r bad.. E.g MOI... I g@ my first piercing afta birth naturally wit d help of a nurse but dis 1 had eye prob I guess cos she pierced it miles away 4m d normal plc and @ age 7 I had anoda 'correctional piercing' cos it was wierd wearing an earring almost in my eardrum( exaggeration 4 d sake of emphasis)..... Gerrit!!!
... Now whre was I....

U misread my post. I never said all girls with piercings are promiscuous.U get it?I said 'most' in my post based on what I av seen.Ofcourse,there are still exceptions and maybe U are just one of d few exceptions.(No hard feelings).

dopeJemi: imagin d.banj b4 bein famous goes 2 audition in a musical show lyk mtn project fame, do u fink he will qualify, wat will he sing, d guy z just an entertainer buh wen it comes 2 singin gud songs, nah, d.banj z nt among 4 me

He's just an entertainer? FINE. What are d functions of an Artiste? D only reason I will agree with U that he isn't good like U claim is if, Entertainment is not part of d funcion/duties of an Artiste or Singer.RUBISH!!!!

What makes a good song if I may ask U?.Thank God U personalised it and said he's not among ur list(that's ur choice).I see no reason Y Dbanj should be in dis picture and thread.Even if U say he is not good bla bla bla after countless hits,it will still shock U to know that Naija's best 3 Artistes taking all factots into consideration including consistency in no particular order are ; DBANJ,PSQUARE, 2 FACE. These are d only 3 Artistes I can risk buying their albuls even if I hadn't listened to a single track previously.U know Y? They av showed competence in d past and their past works speaks for them. Staying on top of d game for at least 8 years is no mean feat!

[ author=dopeJemi]lets be realistic, wetin d.banj dy sing? can d.banj be a jugde in nigerian idol or naija sings? NO, d.banj z nt a gud singer, hez gat no vocals na compared 2 2face,praiz,bez,iyanya,jeremih,morell,wande coal,chuddy k,orezi etc[/quote]You haters always find a way of bringing D'banj into d picture all d time.Yeah,D'banj myt not be one of d best vocalists around but he's got a good vocal,maybe not d best or will U say he doesn't av voice atall?
Vocals is basically God given,some av it more than others,so it is not a crime if some av it more.
Let me end ur ignorance,it takes more than vocals to make a good Artiste.Dbanj is superb both on and off stage.Av U ever seen him perform on stage?

Comparing Prez,Iyanya and d other 1 track stars to Dbanj is an insult! Ok,come back and compare them to him after they myt av won d Mtv Euro best Artiste in Africa with d trash they are singing. Well,am not going to comment on 2baba cos he can be compared to Dbanj but Dbanj is better than 2 face in a couple of areas even though 2 face's got a better vocal (Topic for another day).Stop d hate,leave D'banj alone and get a life.

Emmy9ite: The answer to my question is the 'MIND'

...I wanted to type MIND but because Dlex21 already said SOUL and U said NO,I thought it has to be about d physical body only.

Hmmm.As unnegotiable as death.May d soul of the departed rest in peace.

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safarigirl: It is you who should shut your useless mouth, you worthless waste of black skin. I've never attacked anyone on this forum, but I'm ready to get banned to give you a proper piece of my mind. They ought to have sold your fore fathers to the whites to ensure you fulfill your silly life of servitude

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OFF TOPIC.

safarigirl: So if the white man doesn't give you a pass mark, you're an automatic failure, you and your lot are a disgrace to the black race and ought to be wiped outww

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How does trying to have an international presence translate to trying to get a pass mark from d whites.When did expanding one's horizon translate to inferiority? Business men do it,footballers do it,professionals do it.When did it become a crime for musicians to do same? Someone already has a base in Nigeria and Africa and he's making efforts to xpand his tentacles but d best U can do is to relate that to slavery. U need a cure.

safarigirl: Which D'banj will feed me?

The same D'banj U know.Yes,my dear,not only will he feed U,He can do that for 10 consecutive years.

safarigirl: How many people has the tout fed since he became popular?

The truth is gradually coming out.The mere fact that U called him a TOUT as clearly shown that U av a PERSONAL BEEF INSTINCT against him cos there was no cause for that.Get well soon!!!!

safarigirl: People are dancing to the song on an empty stomach and in your small mind they're happy. Instead of the fo0ls you people call celebs to help their own after making it, na to dey show una lamborrghinni and mansion while Angelina Jolie and Bono leave their country to feed their people.

Don't worry, U can tell him to come feed U whenever U want to listen to his song.U are so d.a.ft to even know that part of d essence of music is to make people dance away their sorrows and give them a relief from d storms of life atleast for a while + he never forced anyone to dance to his music. Moreover,whateva he does with his money is non of ur business.It is his own,he worked hard for it and he can do whatever he likes with it just like U can do whatever U like with urs.

safarigirl: You're all a shameless lot, I weep for Africa when I hear the words that leave the lips of our so-called men, black men are a disgrace to the race, even a white hobo will be treated like a king in Africa while your most successful artiste is treated like trash in his country, you make me want to puke, such a visionless, worthless people who need the approval of their own fellow man to develop a sense of self importance, this is why you will always be treated like cra.p wherever you go. D'banj will fade and die off while you stay and wait for your government (who beleive they're progressing because Obama and one or two whiteys say so) to change a situation your inferiority complex got you to. May I never encounter a useless, worthless black man as yourself who remains a slave to the whites long after slavery is over. You and your lot disgust me.

JARGONS + OFF TOPIC + TRANSFERRED AGGRESSION. Let me just address d part U said 'Dbanj will fade away'.Well,if he fades,he has definately paid his dues,he has nothing to lose,he has ruled a continent in his chosen career. Are U d best at what U do even in ur local government?state? Country? Talkless of an entire continent.[/quote]Finally,learn ow to argue/debate in a civilised/organised/logical/sensible manner.If U av an objection to any one's post,pick out d points raised and prove otherwise rather than resulting into defensive abuses and going off topic by derailing threads.

Enough said! Let's go back to d topic. Shall we?

dlex21: What word most logically goes in the brackets: EASY [HEAD] HARD OOZE [....] FACT

My solution

EASY [HEAD] HARD.
To get d word in d bracket,they picked d first letter of d word on d ryt,d 1st 2 letters of d word on d left,and then d last letter of d one on the right.

Using d above method for;
OOZE [....] FACT, We will get d word FOOT. So,my answer = FOOT. Is that correct?

dlex21: This is a most unusual paragraph. This writing may annoy you until you find out why it is so unusual, for you won't find a solution instantly. But don't go into a tailspin about it or go crazy, for it isn't that difficult. But you will admit that it is most unusual. This writing looks so ordinary that you might think that nothing is wrong with it. And, in fact, nothing is wrong with it. But it is unusual, and you must ask why. If you study and think about it, you may find out why, but you must do it without any coaching of any kind. No doubt if you work at it for long, it will dawn on you...who knows? So start to study it now, and try your skill at finding out what is so unusual about this writing. If you can do it in half an hour, you may claim an approach to wisdom, but if you can't do it in half an hour...

The Paragraph is not complete.The 'if U can't do it in half an hour.....' Makes it incomplete.It is like a phrase sort of so it does not make a complete sense.IN SHORT,THE PARAGRAPH IS NOT A COMPLETE ONE.

dlex21: You have 2 times more pennies than me. Jen has 6 times more pennies than you. Together we have 75 pennies. How many pennies does each person have?

If ur no of pennies is X
Mine will be 2X and
Jenny's will be 12x
X+2X+12X=75
15X=75
X=5
Therefore,U av 5 pennies
I av 10 pennies
And Jenny has 60 pennies.[/quote]Solution to others later tonight if I can.

[quote author=H-Star89]If a plane crashed between the u.s. and canadian border, where would you bury the survivors?[/quote]This one is an old riddle now.Survivors cannot be buried.

safarigirl: It is you who should shut your useless mouth, you worthless waste of black skin. I've never attacked anyone on this forum, but I'm ready to get banned to give you a proper piece of my mind. They ought to have sold your fore fathers to the whites to ensure you fulfill your silly life of servitude. So if the white man doesn't give you a pass mark, you're an automatic failure, you and your lot are a disgrace to the black race and ought to be wiped out. Which D'banj will feed me? How many people has the tout fed since he became popular? People are dancing to the song on an empty stomach and in your small mind they're happy. Instead of the fo0ls you people call celebs to help their own after making it, na to dey show una lamborrghinni and mansion while Angelina Jolie and Bono leave their country to feed their people. You're all a shameless lot, I weep for Africa when I hear the words that leave the lips of our so-called men, black men are a disgrace to the race, even a white hobo will be treated like a king in Africa while your most successful artiste is treated like trash in his country, you make me want to puke, such a visionless, worthless people who need the approval of their own fellow man to develop a sense of self importance, this is why you will always be treated like cra.p wherever you go. D'banj will fade and die off while you stay and wait for your government (who beleive they're progressing because Obama and one or two whiteys say so) to change a situation your inferiority complex got you to. May I never encounter a useless, worthless black man as yourself who remains a slave to the whites long after slavery is over. You and your lot disgust me. MODS, YOU CAN NOW BAN ME. Mtchewww

D Eeeeeeeediiiot loses debate and then derails d thread.On d wheels now.Will give U a proper reply wen I get home.

dlex21: u try...google helped u

When did google start solving maths? Me sef don vex.U dey underrate me abi?

Emmy9ite: thats another thing u should figure out! ....if u fail, i will tell you!

.OKAY OOO.Let me start thinking then.
PROGRAM Reasoning
BEGIN.

Emmy9ite: What is the part of the body that scientist have not seen?

Pls,is this a riddle or a normal question? So that I can know how to direct my reasoning

dlex21: for ur mind now o!

i yaff vex...answer dese:

[quote author=dlex21]If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you need to count to find the first letter A?

Yeah,it is ONE THOUSAND---1000

dlex21: I sometimes run, but I cannot walk. You always follow me around. What am I?

A NOSE .Sometimes,we have a running nose.

dlex21: If three hours ago, it was as long after two o'clock in the afternoon as it was before two o'clock in the morning, what time would it be now?

Time period betwenn d 2 main times is 12hrs
Half way mark will be 6hrs.
Therefore half way mark before 2 o clock will be 6 hrs before 2.That means the time then was 8' O clock.Since that was 3hrs ago,current time = 8+3= 11' O clock. Ans =11.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]I thought i Over-heard someone Shouting Praise the LoRd! [/color]

Really?

^^^ Yes ooooo.Infact,I will like to score all.So,am going to take my time to think and solve well too.

dlex21: for ur mind now o!

i yaff vex...answer dese:

[quote author=dlex21]If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you need to count to find the first letter A?

Still thinking.

dlex21: I sometimes run, but I cannot walk. You always follow me around. What am I?

Still thinking too.

dlex21: A black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon. A car coming down the road with its lights off steers around the dog. How did the driver know the dog was there?

Because it was not night.It happened during d day.

dlex21: Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at 12:34 a.m. Can you figure out what it is?

The time was,12:34
The date can be written as 5/6
And d year was 1978.
A careful observation of all these parameters will show that we can find all unit digits in in I.e 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.

dlex21: If three hours ago, it was as long after two o'clock in the afternoon as it was before two o'clock in the morning, what time would it be now?

Solution on d way.Let me get my pen. .

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]An American Features a Nigerian and there are Celebrations SMH [/color]

It is a news and not a celebration.Get that! Except if it has become a crime to read or listen to one (news).

alaoeri: Bsc in Michael jackson. Mstcheeeeeew

Try and read d post and comments well.It is just a course not a discipline like most people av rightly corrected.

dlex21: What three numbers have the same answer when added together and multiplied together?

1,2,3

dlex21: what has keys but open no locks, has space but no room and u can enter but not go in?

A Computer's KEYBOARD.

dlex21: A man was going to buy a $5000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car, how is this possible?

From d question,he will pay in Dollars and not in penny so,no need to spend a single penny. .[/quote]Next pls....

lagerwhenindoubt: Well Karma is a Blackl Biatch!! MI & Co are getting their crack kicked by Yoruba-Pidgin slanging peeps like Davido and Wizboy or is it Wiznigguh
Naija music style is dynamic and changes every season.. Style-Plus was the ish back in da days.. but now they are soaking garri with Eeeedrisss (abdoulKareem Yaow!)

Exactly! Nigerian music industry is so so dynamic. Ruggedman insulted EEDRIS' ROLLING RAP STYLE and he was so proud about it as if he is going to be d best for a very long time.Then came,M.I and co,without attacking RUGGEDMAN'S. Personality,they silently sent his PIDGIN RAP STYLE on exile (Law of Karma).He now operates a glorified boutique which he calls a clothing line. . I remeber telling my friends that it is so suprising to see Nigerian Rappers rapping with good vocabs and predicted an era when a lot of graduates will troop into music. Very surprising to see d likes of VECTOR using words like 'ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE',WINDOWS, XP etc in his rap.The NATIVE LANGUAGE RAPPERS so to say(Olamide and co) are equally aving their own share of followership.I JUST LOVE THE DYNAMISM.

kandiikane: What an ediot! Go back in your hole, you bush monkey!

I posted a reply to this,came back and found out that my whole post has been replaced with a smiling smiley.So,crackers av invaded NL. Well,I can't type d whole stuff all over again.Lucky U cos d content of d former post would av spoilt d remainder of ur day.

Well,I can tolerate a bad cook as a wife but not one with promiscuous tendencies.If U like,deep ur hands in fire.That's ur business.I only gave an advice.If U like,take it.If U like,leave it.

Honestly,U are so so lucky my initial post was deleted.