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Hmmm.As unnegotiable as death.May d soul of the departed rest in peace.

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safarigirl: It is you who should shut your useless mouth, you worthless waste of black skin. I've never attacked anyone on this forum, but I'm ready to get banned to give you a proper piece of my mind. They ought to have sold your fore fathers to the whites to ensure you fulfill your silly life of servitude

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OFF TOPIC.

safarigirl: So if the white man doesn't give you a pass mark, you're an automatic failure, you and your lot are a disgrace to the black race and ought to be wiped outww

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How does trying to have an international presence translate to trying to get a pass mark from d whites.When did expanding one's horizon translate to inferiority? Business men do it,footballers do it,professionals do it.When did it become a crime for musicians to do same? Someone already has a base in Nigeria and Africa and he's making efforts to xpand his tentacles but d best U can do is to relate that to slavery. U need a cure.

safarigirl: Which D'banj will feed me?

The same D'banj U know.Yes,my dear,not only will he feed U,He can do that for 10 consecutive years.

safarigirl: How many people has the tout fed since he became popular?

The truth is gradually coming out.The mere fact that U called him a TOUT as clearly shown that U av a PERSONAL BEEF INSTINCT against him cos there was no cause for that.Get well soon!!!!

safarigirl: People are dancing to the song on an empty stomach and in your small mind they're happy. Instead of the fo0ls you people call celebs to help their own after making it, na to dey show una lamborrghinni and mansion while Angelina Jolie and Bono leave their country to feed their people.

Don't worry, U can tell him to come feed U whenever U want to listen to his song.U are so d.a.ft to even know that part of d essence of music is to make people dance away their sorrows and give them a relief from d storms of life atleast for a while + he never forced anyone to dance to his music. Moreover,whateva he does with his money is non of ur business.It is his own,he worked hard for it and he can do whatever he likes with it just like U can do whatever U like with urs.

safarigirl: You're all a shameless lot, I weep for Africa when I hear the words that leave the lips of our so-called men, black men are a disgrace to the race, even a white hobo will be treated like a king in Africa while your most successful artiste is treated like trash in his country, you make me want to puke, such a visionless, worthless people who need the approval of their own fellow man to develop a sense of self importance, this is why you will always be treated like cra.p wherever you go. D'banj will fade and die off while you stay and wait for your government (who beleive they're progressing because Obama and one or two whiteys say so) to change a situation your inferiority complex got you to. May I never encounter a useless, worthless black man as yourself who remains a slave to the whites long after slavery is over. You and your lot disgust me.

JARGONS + OFF TOPIC + TRANSFERRED AGGRESSION. Let me just address d part U said 'Dbanj will fade away'.Well,if he fades,he has definately paid his dues,he has nothing to lose,he has ruled a continent in his chosen career. Are U d best at what U do even in ur local government?state? Country? Talkless of an entire continent.[/quote]Finally,learn ow to argue/debate in a civilised/organised/logical/sensible manner.If U av an objection to any one's post,pick out d points raised and prove otherwise rather than resulting into defensive abuses and going off topic by derailing threads.

Enough said! Let's go back to d topic. Shall we?

dlex21: What word most logically goes in the brackets: EASY [HEAD] HARD OOZE [....] FACT

My solution

EASY [HEAD] HARD.
To get d word in d bracket,they picked d first letter of d word on d ryt,d 1st 2 letters of d word on d left,and then d last letter of d one on the right.

Using d above method for;
OOZE [....] FACT, We will get d word FOOT. So,my answer = FOOT. Is that correct?

dlex21: This is a most unusual paragraph. This writing may annoy you until you find out why it is so unusual, for you won't find a solution instantly. But don't go into a tailspin about it or go crazy, for it isn't that difficult. But you will admit that it is most unusual. This writing looks so ordinary that you might think that nothing is wrong with it. And, in fact, nothing is wrong with it. But it is unusual, and you must ask why. If you study and think about it, you may find out why, but you must do it without any coaching of any kind. No doubt if you work at it for long, it will dawn on you...who knows? So start to study it now, and try your skill at finding out what is so unusual about this writing. If you can do it in half an hour, you may claim an approach to wisdom, but if you can't do it in half an hour...

The Paragraph is not complete.The 'if U can't do it in half an hour.....' Makes it incomplete.It is like a phrase sort of so it does not make a complete sense.IN SHORT,THE PARAGRAPH IS NOT A COMPLETE ONE.

dlex21: You have 2 times more pennies than me. Jen has 6 times more pennies than you. Together we have 75 pennies. How many pennies does each person have?

If ur no of pennies is X
Mine will be 2X and
Jenny's will be 12x
X+2X+12X=75
15X=75
X=5
Therefore,U av 5 pennies
I av 10 pennies
And Jenny has 60 pennies.[/quote]Solution to others later tonight if I can.

[quote author=H-Star89]If a plane crashed between the u.s. and canadian border, where would you bury the survivors?[/quote]This one is an old riddle now.Survivors cannot be buried.

safarigirl: It is you who should shut your useless mouth, you worthless waste of black skin. I've never attacked anyone on this forum, but I'm ready to get banned to give you a proper piece of my mind. They ought to have sold your fore fathers to the whites to ensure you fulfill your silly life of servitude. So if the white man doesn't give you a pass mark, you're an automatic failure, you and your lot are a disgrace to the black race and ought to be wiped out. Which D'banj will feed me? How many people has the tout fed since he became popular? People are dancing to the song on an empty stomach and in your small mind they're happy. Instead of the fo0ls you people call celebs to help their own after making it, na to dey show una lamborrghinni and mansion while Angelina Jolie and Bono leave their country to feed their people. You're all a shameless lot, I weep for Africa when I hear the words that leave the lips of our so-called men, black men are a disgrace to the race, even a white hobo will be treated like a king in Africa while your most successful artiste is treated like trash in his country, you make me want to puke, such a visionless, worthless people who need the approval of their own fellow man to develop a sense of self importance, this is why you will always be treated like cra.p wherever you go. D'banj will fade and die off while you stay and wait for your government (who beleive they're progressing because Obama and one or two whiteys say so) to change a situation your inferiority complex got you to. May I never encounter a useless, worthless black man as yourself who remains a slave to the whites long after slavery is over. You and your lot disgust me. MODS, YOU CAN NOW BAN ME. Mtchewww

D Eeeeeeeediiiot loses debate and then derails d thread.On d wheels now.Will give U a proper reply wen I get home.

dlex21: u try...google helped u

When did google start solving maths? Me sef don vex.U dey underrate me abi?

Emmy9ite: thats another thing u should figure out! ....if u fail, i will tell you!

.OKAY OOO.Let me start thinking then.
PROGRAM Reasoning
BEGIN.

Emmy9ite: What is the part of the body that scientist have not seen?

Pls,is this a riddle or a normal question? So that I can know how to direct my reasoning

dlex21: for ur mind now o!

i yaff vex...answer dese:

[quote author=dlex21]If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you need to count to find the first letter A?

Yeah,it is ONE THOUSAND---1000

dlex21: I sometimes run, but I cannot walk. You always follow me around. What am I?

A NOSE .Sometimes,we have a running nose.

dlex21: If three hours ago, it was as long after two o'clock in the afternoon as it was before two o'clock in the morning, what time would it be now?

Time period betwenn d 2 main times is 12hrs
Half way mark will be 6hrs.
Therefore half way mark before 2 o clock will be 6 hrs before 2.That means the time then was 8' O clock.Since that was 3hrs ago,current time = 8+3= 11' O clock. Ans =11.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]I thought i Over-heard someone Shouting Praise the LoRd! [/color]

Really?

^^^ Yes ooooo.Infact,I will like to score all.So,am going to take my time to think and solve well too.

dlex21: for ur mind now o!

i yaff vex...answer dese:

[quote author=dlex21]If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you need to count to find the first letter A?

Still thinking.

dlex21: I sometimes run, but I cannot walk. You always follow me around. What am I?

Still thinking too.

dlex21: A black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon. A car coming down the road with its lights off steers around the dog. How did the driver know the dog was there?

Because it was not night.It happened during d day.

dlex21: Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at 12:34 a.m. Can you figure out what it is?

The time was,12:34
The date can be written as 5/6
And d year was 1978.
A careful observation of all these parameters will show that we can find all unit digits in in I.e 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.

dlex21: If three hours ago, it was as long after two o'clock in the afternoon as it was before two o'clock in the morning, what time would it be now?

Solution on d way.Let me get my pen. .

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]An American Features a Nigerian and there are Celebrations SMH [/color]

It is a news and not a celebration.Get that! Except if it has become a crime to read or listen to one (news).

alaoeri: Bsc in Michael jackson. Mstcheeeeeew

Try and read d post and comments well.It is just a course not a discipline like most people av rightly corrected.

dlex21: What three numbers have the same answer when added together and multiplied together?

1,2,3

dlex21: what has keys but open no locks, has space but no room and u can enter but not go in?

A Computer's KEYBOARD.

dlex21: A man was going to buy a $5000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car, how is this possible?

From d question,he will pay in Dollars and not in penny so,no need to spend a single penny. .[/quote]Next pls....

lagerwhenindoubt: Well Karma is a Blackl Biatch!! MI & Co are getting their crack kicked by Yoruba-Pidgin slanging peeps like Davido and Wizboy or is it Wiznigguh
Naija music style is dynamic and changes every season.. Style-Plus was the ish back in da days.. but now they are soaking garri with Eeeedrisss (abdoulKareem Yaow!)

Exactly! Nigerian music industry is so so dynamic. Ruggedman insulted EEDRIS' ROLLING RAP STYLE and he was so proud about it as if he is going to be d best for a very long time.Then came,M.I and co,without attacking RUGGEDMAN'S. Personality,they silently sent his PIDGIN RAP STYLE on exile (Law of Karma).He now operates a glorified boutique which he calls a clothing line. . I remeber telling my friends that it is so suprising to see Nigerian Rappers rapping with good vocabs and predicted an era when a lot of graduates will troop into music. Very surprising to see d likes of VECTOR using words like 'ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE',WINDOWS, XP etc in his rap.The NATIVE LANGUAGE RAPPERS so to say(Olamide and co) are equally aving their own share of followership.I JUST LOVE THE DYNAMISM.

kandiikane: What an ediot! Go back in your hole, you bush monkey!

I posted a reply to this,came back and found out that my whole post has been replaced with a smiling smiley.So,crackers av invaded NL. Well,I can't type d whole stuff all over again.Lucky U cos d content of d former post would av spoilt d remainder of ur day.

Well,I can tolerate a bad cook as a wife but not one with promiscuous tendencies.If U like,deep ur hands in fire.That's ur business.I only gave an advice.If U like,take it.If U like,leave it.

Honestly,U are so so lucky my initial post was deleted.

decogrin: I "giess" you should STFU too, as if oliver twist wasn't recorded here in Ð☺η jazzy's studio...abi na kanye west dem tell una say e produce am?

What is d correlation between this trash U wrote here and d main points raised by d guy? Face d main points he raised and prove otherwise.Go sleep if U've got nothing important to say.Moreover,what's our business with who's studio it was recorded? + was it only Oliver Twist d guy talked about? I'm sure U should be d worst speaker in any debate U undertake.Go sleep joor.

seedord247: Where's the rugged man that kicked him out as of today?

Nice question.wanted to ask d same thing too. Ruggedman left because he could not stand being disgraced by d new,upcoming,SMOOTH ENGLISH rappers.He was quick to realise that the era of pidgin rap is over,so he took to his heels before he is forced into retirement no thanks to MI and co.

Flakeey: you guys should leave d'banj alone
whether he is being used as househelp or not is not of your biz
it's his life, let him live it the way he desires.
i know some of u will jump at UK or US visa to go there and work as Househelps, cleaners, morgue attendants and lots more.
so guy, cut the crap and face your future.

U forgot to add 'Burger flipping' to d list. I wonder what their biz is.Some people need to stop hating and get a life.

safarigirl: Just because people don't share your opinion doesn't make em haters. Not everyone will like D'banj, welcome to the world. Everybody shouting Oliver twist like D'banj is solely responsible for the success of the song. I bet if he got an award he won't acknowledge those who contributed. One hit song is what is hyping the guy, MC Hammer did 'Can't touch this' who no play am? Where is the artiste now? Na to feature in Kanye album be am? Is it until some nutjob in US or UK approves the song that inferior Africans will know their worth? Only thing this continent is good at is eating from Oyibo hand, if a whitey doesn't approve of it, then it's wack. How does Oliver twist improve anyone's life? Na to talk 'shakey bum bum, you must need the gon gon' na im go end Boko Haram or provide good health care? These things will remain with us long after your white neighbour has deleted 'Oliver twist' from his music library, so what's the noise about? Congrats to D'banj sha, hope he's investing just in case music doesn't pay the bills in 2 years.

Sharap my friend,did U just said,it is just one track that is promoting d guy? U av failed to realise,that hardwork and success is not a day's job.Btw,2004 to 2012, Dbanj has sang around 30+ songs + few features,with nothing less than 15 monster hit tracks,chunning out hits after hits and lately,one of his latest tracks 'Oliver Twist' got an international recognition and appeal and d best U can do is to type trash.

Moreover,when as it become d duty of Dbanj to tackle Boko haram crises? What happened to Mr Clueless? Here is someone trying to make efforts to improve his music base and d only thing U haters can do is to trash him all d time.How many professionals in Nigeria can compete and even laise with their foreign counterparts?Not even our footballers or boxers(as notorious as Naija is).He myt be part of our best in Nigeria,but he knows that d foreign guys are better.Even if he is undergoing a learning process,doing boy boy or Akpan like some eediots claim,good for him.Who are U?what do U do? Can U compete,laise,rub shoulders with d best of ur class in d world.What guts do U av to tell Dbanj to save his money incase music doesn't pay his bills? U think he's a fool.If U had 1/8 of his money,am sure U would av misbehaved.He will feed U for d next 10 years.Rubbish!!!


Common sense also failed to tell U that,d challenge,driving force and objective function of Dbanj is not about d money but to establish an international presence to d best of his ability.

Whether or not Dbanj is successful in his sojourn should be non of any one's business.At least,he tried by making an attempt,not claiming a local champ like some cowards.Afterall,it is better to try than not to try at all.

[quote author=Xymc...]i tink d ansa is dat she has more dan 1 husband there4 al dat was done on d 1st husband n he died,then 10minutes leta she goes out wit her 2nd husband OR She went 2 dinner wit d dead body. . .am i right?? Jst a trial[/quote]No.She took a PHOTO SHOOT OF HIM.

diluminati: maybe our turn in music is to pay more attention to the lyrics that reflect the real nature things. Its difficult to achieve that because they are in for the money, so when their songs are played over and over, you have no choice. Music is limitless, many of our artistes have limited mindsets the all too familiar themes with exception of 2face to a degree.

Yeah,I understand ur point of view but that is why we av difft genres of music.If U want a song that relects d real nature of things,it will be difficult to get that from Hippop,Afropop and d likes.Try other genres like Country,Soul,maybe pop and RnB and d likes.The question is,ow many Nigerian artistes sing those type of genres? Very very few.
Nigerian radio Djs need a re orientation also.They play songs at d wrong time.Difft genres should be meant for difft days and difft times.E.g the fast paced shake ur bums party songs should be more suited for friday nights.U shouldn't be surprised if u tune in ur radio now and hear one of such.A very good example of a song that depicts ur argument is that 'CHOP BANANA' song by D'Prince.It was given a forceful marketing such that u may get to hear it like 5 times in one hour wen u tune from station to station.Due to constant repetition,we ended up liking it.
THE BEST THING ONE CAN DO IS TO AV A PERSONAL SET OF ARTISTES ONE LISTENS TO DEPENDING ON ONE'S STATE OF MIND AND NOT RELY ON RADIO DJS AND TV STATIONS TO DICTATE D PACE.I start my own day with NEWAGE MUSIC and end it with JAZZ.

The real definition of a wack Artiste is one who is not singing his genre well with respect to Rhythm,Beats and Lyrics
Good Rhythm + Good Beats + Lyrics= EXCELLENT
Good Lyrics - Rhythm- Beats = Wack song/Ariste
Good Rythm + Gd Beats - Lyrics = Above Averg.
Good beats-Rhythm-Lyrics = Wack song/Artise
Good beats + Lyrics-Rythm= Averagely ok.
Good Rythm + Lyrics - Good beats = Average.

Infact,I have seen countless hit songs with scanty lyrics.

Van snickers: A+

Thank U sir.

Donlittle: is this english or latin?

I think he tapped that speech from Hon Patrick.lolz.

Those who live by d gun die by d gun.

^^^^ Dlex type well now,what did they multiply by increasing positive numbers? I understand the part of increasing positive nos

2*1=2
7*2=14
1*3=3
8*4=32
2*5=10
8*6=48
D increasing +ve integers they are referring to are d,1,2,3,4,5,6 that were used to multiply d 1st nos which means that a number would be used to multiply 7 to get d nxt one after 48 and so on.I need to know ow they got d 2,7,1,8,2,8 they used to multiply 1,2,3,4,5,6 respectively.Just type d sentence well.

Wonder dee: at least a poet makes more sense, tell me how the hell will i relate to a song i only hear sangalo or akpako or rabarabakpishamsham from beginin to end?

Lolz.U got me laughing! That kind of song is meant for just when U want to only shake ur body to d beats.If U want to relax and calm ur head,then U may listen to d likes of Beautiful Nubia,Asa, etc.Ur mood and d time shuld be a criteria for selecting what to listen to.

I see a lot of people are misinformed with respect to music based on the comments so far.


There are different genres of music...Country,Afrobeats,Hip hop,Jazz,Soul etc and to a large extent,it is d type of genre that basically determines d lyrical makeup. U can't expect a Soul Artiste to start talking abt party and shaking of bums just as U shouldn't expect a Dance hall to be filled with bores abt life events,stories,folk tales etc.

In Nigeria,d most dominant genre in recent times revolves round hip hop and Afro pop and what is d characteristic(s) of those kind of songs? U shouldn't expect sober,life,moral values such kind of lyrics from that kind of genre of music even d lyrics of American hip hop acts is filled with trash also. I guess,that's d way that particular genre is. So,before U say an Artiste is wack lyrically, U need to first of all know d type of genre he sings and know what such genres entails. The point here is that LYRICS IS NOT ENOUGH CRITERIA TO SAY MAYBE OR NOT A SONG/ ARTISTE IS WACK.



A music or song can basically be divided into 3 parts;
THE RHYTHM , THE BEATS, THE LYRICS.
The most important part of any song is d Rhythm cos it is what determines d flow and progression of a song. The Beats is a compliment of d rhythm and it is d next important to d Rhythm and d lyrics is d body of d message which is d least important (this may shock U though)
Even when a particular lyrics of a song does not pass a particular important message,intelligent Artistes like D'banj breaks d lyrics into rhymes to make d hearing of such songs appealing which thus,improves d rhythm.
Any Artiste that has got good rhythm and beats has already done about 70 % of d job on a song and success is certain. This is Y U hear some songs with vulgar and bad,misdirected lyrics but U still love listening to it/them and wonder Y they are hits.

If d lyrics of a song is d most important thing,we wouldn't av listened to MAKOSSA here in Nigeria in days of d Makossa craze. YANNI CHRISOMALIS hardly sings in his songs,yet he has millions of fans. When ENYA sings,U can hardly hear her and d lyrics.Infact , I download even d lyrics of her English songs most of d time after d song would av caught my appeal initially .She sings in spanish and some other languages at times,yet,she has millions of fans worldwide. Her albums sell at an average of 15 million copies. Shakira's hit track, LA TORTURA was sang in Spanish,yet loved by a lot of Nigerians.

From d above examples,how will U determine d lyrical content or what message it is passing across when U don't even understand d language? Haters are always so quick to castigate the 2 times MTV based Best African Act, Dbanj for his lyrics( cos they understand his language).D question is,what did outside observers see in his music before giving him such awards? Here is d point, WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING MUSIC, THE RYTHM AND THE BEATS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING NOT D LANGUAGE OR THE LYRICS EVEN THOUGH THAT IS IMPORTANT TOO,IT ONLY COVERS A VERY SMALL PERCENTAGE.

Some of d upcoming Acts like Wizkid understands these perfectly and that is Y they concentrate on d rhythms and beats and when their lyrics is not solid, they turn it into rhymes to make up for it. That's all! And one cannot but wonder how their songs turn into monster hits.

#Some random extractions of word play#
Fine girl no PIMPLE,I Love your
Smile and I love ur DIMPLE,SIMPLE.......To see ur FACE, I can go to SPACE.......lolz.

CHEERS!!!