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Dimples 316: Ahaa, good to know you are finally feeling me on some things cos I really hate to be misunderstood. I figure now you also realize I don't need a shrink right? So take that back (I wasn't offended) but would like to see you eat those words and admit you were wrong. I am waiting oooo, don't keep me waiting. One love

But I've got no soup to eat d words . Okay,okay,U need no shrink.Give me a smile and promise me too that U will av a lil rethink about it before U finally make up ur mind.......I'm waiting too.......

Dimples 316: Sweetheart I couldn't resist you on this, sex is good and yes there's the temptation to fornicate the longer I stay single and unmarried. I am not a virgin and won't pretend otherwise, I've done that whole sh****t with serious boyfriends in the past and realized it only leaves me feeling empty and demoralized on the inside so now I know better than to go there.

Sex wasn't all that WOW for me when I was doing it because I hardly ever reached o-r-g-a-s-m. I just couldn't feel the pleasure in it. I think men get more of a kick out of it than women do, or at least than I do. F-o-r-e play yes that I enjoyed, but to answer your question am not into s-e-x t-o-y-s, m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.i.o.n without it I can do. I've got a vivid and wild imagination I can make myself come without the aid of s-e-x t-o-y-s or an e-r-e-c-t-i-o-n.

I could fall into temptation and fornicate I am not immune to the possibility of that, but before I get there I would have exhausted other options like masturbation or an intense body work out to rid myself of all that sexual energy. And of course there's always an ever present help in the time of need from Heaven.

Am no perfect so don't even take me up on the masturbation thing just let God deal with me on that.

I like U. U know Y? U're so objective and straightforward.May God help us.#How I wish U just av a lil reconsideration before U finally make up ur mind# Cheers!!!

dlex21: u didnt get number 2

Hello Dlex, there is nothing wrong with the answer he just gave U.It is very correct from his explanation and I got d same thing too;
U will fill d 3 gallon container with water and then pour it into d 5 gallon container.This means that 3/5 of d 5 gallon container is filled already

Next,fill in d 3 gallon container again and start pouring into d 5 gallon container.By d time d 5 gallon container is filled,2/3 of d 3 gallon container would be gone leaving just 1 gallon left which is our desired measurement.

Well,I respect ur opinion and decisions. Just a lil clarification now.

Dimples 316: I don't need to fornicate to have a child HELLOOO haven't you heard of adoption.

Yes,I av heard of adoption and one does not meed to fornicate to get a child like U rightly said but d act of fornication is not commited alone thru that. Any s3x outside a legal marriage can be classified as one.Or,are U saying U are not going to av s3x as well if U avn't anyway? Or,are U going to use some tools to take d place of d PRECIIOUS D? I want to believe U are normal like every female and ur hormones will come calling someday,so,ow are U gonna handle that? I do not necessarily require an answer to these questions.Just trying to tell U that,d occurence of FORNICATION cannot be ruled out even if U won't be aving kids.

[quote author=hakym_biyi@yaho]We should be tired of these nemesis that is befalling our "NATION" where cattle rearer proposes and fisherman endorses.[/quote]U almost broke my ribs with laughter with the above.

[quote author=hakym_biyi@yaho]Whereas, they posses the power of turning things around but for the worst in our country. DR. ALFA & IMAM Sanusi should remeber that his policies are against one another
1)TEN DIGIT ACCOUNT NUMBER= Waste of material in the banking industry
2)MERGER & AQUISITION = Mass sacking of ppl
3)CASHLESS POLICY= Stampede in the issuance of small naira notes.ATM failure no small currencies.
4)NEW NOTE N5000 WILL ALSO BE = all of the above and many more problems.

BABA MIMO OLOHUN AGBAYE, SANU FUN WA O LOWO APEJA & ADAERAN[/quote]U came really hard and tough

I was surprised when I saw that U won't be considering marriage from d early part of ur post,I read on,followed the subsequent ones and brot out d ff;

Dimples 316: I turned 29 in June

Okay.

Dimples 316: am still single not worried or bothered about my status. My utmost concern is and has always been to watch out for my parents, take good care of them like they took care of me from infancy to adulthood and simply just give back to them before I lose one of them to the cold hands of death.

I see.You want to take care of ur parents yet U don't want to get married and av kids that will take care of U when U grow old

Dimples 316: I can do this with or without a husband infact I do not need one to.

Now,it is obvious U av a very sketchy and minute knowledge about d usefulness of a man with this statement of urs.So,because,U can take care of ur parents,U don't need a husband. SMH.

Dimples 316: I am not thrilled about it or anxious for it whether it happens or not

This is a contradictory statement to ur argument so far. D statement 'WHETHER IT HAPPENS OR NOT' as clearly shown that ur state of being single is not a personal choice but just situation of things and U wouldn't mind a hubby.[/quote]

Dimples 316: I remian well grounded in the fact that SINGLENESS IS NOT A DISEASE I NEED TO BE CURED FROM & MARITAL STATUS OF BEING MARRIED WILL NOT GUARANTEE MY PASSAGE INTO HEAVEN.

Yes,marriage is not a gaurantee to heaven and U wouldn't be a candidate too if U commit FORNICATION (or are u are a v.gin )and if U are considering raising kids outside wedlock, d question is,Y would U allow someone U don't love or someone U can't/ don't want to get married to ,to sleep with U? What's d point then?[/quote]From ur entire post,it is very easy to conclude d following;

1)U are financially independent.

2)Ur not getting married is more of an attitudinal problem.Solution: Be humble,even though U got enof cash etc.U know Y? Men love humble gurls and not those that always fight for gender superiority and behave as if they can do without a man.That myt av waded off intending suitors from U.

3)U are not happy U are single(no one shuld be anyway) even though U painted a different picture of it.That's an ego problem.U could meet ur future hubby anywhere even here on NL.U never can tell. So,calm down ur ego at times.

4)Ur single statues has affected U psychologically such that U now think marriage is a BAD,DANGEROUS,UNIMPORTANT,UNNECESSSRY ADVENTURE.My dear,29 is not too old.Try and change this mindset of urs.20years from now,U will understand the usefulness of this advice.
SOLUTION: Pls,try and see the following ASAP;

1)A counsellor
2)A psychologist.


#My lil piece of advice#

[quote author=Mrs..Chima]There are hundreds of men that are old as hell and SINGLE....what are their excuses?

None. So let this sexism shit go![/quote]U're just a female chauvinist. Ur comparism is uncalled for.Y not open another thread if u want to compare genders.It is not a crime to read and not make comments so whenever U av nothing important to say on a subject matter,just read and walk.No one is going to flog U.

Rimbaldi: @naturalwaves
pls read the above post. it might give u some insight.
@areaboy
Dead on point! My cuz died in less than 2hrs after his ruptured. They were still on the way to the hospital when he died.

Yeah,I understand that,there could be a lot of twist to d reported news and that was Y I said, 'IF D REPORT IS TRUE' in my post.Areaboy made some good points and d only fault in his analysis was when he concluded that she went for a beauty routine.Inasmuch as we cannot verify d validity of d supposed Rupture,we cannot say she went on a beauty mission as well.Moreover,Patience has never seem like a fashion conscious woman to me before when compared to Stella,maybe I need to study her more. I think she is more interested in d tussle for power and positions . One thing I know is, the truth will definately come out someday.

Rimbaldi: We know u got a medical background, but a little intuitive comic understudy would help u know?

Yes sir,but I actually understood d comic part and that was Y I put a laughing smiley after my comment.U get? I don't av a medical background .I only read stuffs on medicine and I av gone through d surgery before.

The news seems too early,June 2013 is still a long way from now. Moreover,I think Bolt is just concerned about him being said to av worn and played with a Man U jersey before.I'm sure he's gonna take a whole lot of pics with d players,coaching crew,fans etc just to keep as souvenirs.lolz.I don't think he will consider a footballing career at 25.

dlex21: If one child has 12 1/4 sand piles and another has 3 3/4, and you combine them, how many sand piles do you have?

A big pile.

Truman155: maybe ngerian doctors dont know how to cut appendix abi.... This is what will hapen to u if u follow jonathan and co to eat cassava bread

Shaw007: its not that simple. . .if its ruptured,hehe. . .
From what i googled,this tin develops in 6-12 hrs,and most surgeries take place to avoid rupture,which means it wasnt even ruptured when she left here,the matter got complicated when they thought she had food poisoning

and besides,complications might come from the surgery itself(as usually is)

Okay.Just maybe it has degenerated into that more complex state called Peritonitis,it occurs when Appendicitis isn't attended to on time.

Desola: yeye people. She'll come back with a flat tummy in no time. Abeg make she do the tummy tuck make we rest.

What's d correlation between a ruptured appendicitis and a tummy tuck? If d report is actually true,she will only undergo a minor surgery(Appendectomy)to cut off her Appendix.That's all! No need for tummy tuck .

justwise: No amount of evidence will convince any hardcore TB Joshua supporter because its not difficult to see, just like every other fraudulent pastors, even if he is convicted and jailed his supporters will still turn out in numbers to protest his innocence.

If there is no evidence,at least there should be an explanation.Well,I'm not a hardcore supporter of anyone.I'm objective,so,U may want to convince me.U called him 'fraudulent'.Did he at anytime obtain money under false pretence or any other thing similar from U or someone U know? If yes,kindly state some of such with vital details.What made U Come to such conclusions? Maybe U av a stereotyped view about him.Just answer d questions so we pick it up from there.Tnx!

Ijebulogic: I dont understand the reasoning behind the "rounding up" issue. People have been selling goods for N4500 for years, why round up to N5000?. Why dont newspaper sellers round up papers to N200 instead of N150? Since we have a N200 note and no N150 note? why is a bottle of coke/fanta N70 and not rounded up to N100? The list is endless. We need to think through some of these assumptions with clarity.

Don't play a fast one on me dude.My memory still serves me well.Newspapers started selling for 150 naira long long after d introduction of d 200 naira note.D margin btw d previous price and 200 naira was quite marginal and d price couldn't av been increased straight to 200 after d introduction of d new note.If newspapers were initially sold for say 180 naira b4 d introduction of d 200 naira note,then ,by my argument,d price will be shifted in no time to 200 and same thing applies to ur fanta example as well.This is d normal Nigerian mentality I.e,d change in price.Moreover,when I said goods whose prices are more than 4500,I was referring to prices closer to 5000.That should be easy to decipher.

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justwise: I meant, i'm not one of those silenced critics. My view still remain the same.

Okay,U are a critic but U feel U've not be silenced right? Well,U can be a critic,that's understandable and not a crime anyway.D only problem U may av with ur point of view is lack of evidence or explanation to back up whatever U claim and if it truly turns out that U av none(proof) then U av been silenced.

I came late this time around.I think d answers av been supolied to all d questions by TInkybabe and Emmy.

safarigirl: If criticism means hating, I'm a proud D'banj hater then

U called him a TOUT and all sorts of useless names yet,U hide under d guise of criticizing him.Is that ow U do ur own critism in an uncivilised manner?

safarigirl: He wants to 'expand his horizon'? Go and ask of those who went to the US to 'expand horizons', Craig David, Taio Cruz, Leona Lewis, ask about their careers, is it that yeye beat from the song that is going to help Afro Pop?

I see ur logical reasoning is very bad.By ur argument,because some people av failed in their previous attempts to expand their horizon,so everone that follows suit will fail also. That's a fallacy! Okay?

safarigirl: You think Kanye and his crew give a rat's as5 about you and your afro pop? D'banj will go there and sell out, like the others.

Let me end ur ignorance partaining to that. D deal D'banj signed was not to release an Afropop album or song or anything.Otherwise,he wouldn't av launched his own record label.It was basically for collaborations.Dbanj may fuse his style in whatever they are going to sing. He is still in d process of familarity ok? Trying to register his name and brand in d international market through that.Remember I told U success is a gradual process.

safarigirl: What special sh1t is he doing that Fela, Asa and Nneka haven't done?

Another error in reasoning.When has it become a crime to do something that has been done by other people? U reason like a kid.

safarigirl: I watched a programme on Al Jazeera today on Korean pop, how many have they done on your afro pop?

So,because U came across a documentary or programme on korean pop,none of such has been done on Afropop or Afrobeats and d likes? Like I said,U seriously av a big problem with ur reasoning faculty.Mind U,he isn't going there on behalf of Afropop genre,so,put that in ur head + his collabotations may include d distribution of his CDS as well.

safarigirl: Like I said, I hope your Koko master, skibanj, mensah, accapella, or whatever he's called, has a back up plan after music, same as Don Jazzy and the members of what used to be Mo'hits

Like I said,money is not his main driving factor + who are U to tell him to av a backup.Do U think he is a fool? + He will feed U for 10 consecutive years,pay ur sch fees and bills.

safarigirl: His arrogance and that of his fans won't take him far.

If being dynamic,bold,courageous,taking on new challenges and having a mature,mutual split with a colleague is ur own definition of arrogance,I agree with U that he is arrogant.[/quote]

safarigirl: Btw, I'm 18, with a lot of time to make my mark and I won't have sell out to do that, your D'banj was 25 when he started, wasn't he? Prior to that he was a security guard

U need not tell me ur age.It was so obvious U're a kid from d way U've been talking. Which part of d constitution says it is a crime to be a security guard or start out as one?.If he started out as a security guard and just after about 5 years,he became a legitimate multi millionaire,then he must be a hard working dude.

safarigirl: you, how old are you? What have you done in all your miserable years of being the mouth piece of other people? Your english isn't even perfect, so you haven't done that in an impressive way.

Very childish talk. Children of nowadays.It is not ur fault anyway,it is d faceless platform that has given u such guts. Well,am nobody's mouth piece my dear,I'm just allergic to senseless posts particularly those borne out of nothing but unnecessary hatred towards an illustrous individual.I'm a lover of hardwork and excellence.[/quote]Ordinarily,I would av ignored ur entire post or just label it 'TRASH' but I saw U needed a lil bit of education.By now,U should av learnt some basic reasoning processes.U may go do ur homework now.

When d new 5000 naira notes is introduced,Sellers are going to automatically round off goods whose prices are above 4500 to 5000 and d buyers will bear d brunt.The introduction of that note is definately going to lead to inflation. The protest is highly appreciated.

dlex21: u are wrong

Because they are both in d middle of d 'day'. Right?

justwise: Not me.

Never said it was U.

[quote author=Ricky_Ross]I have been following TB Joshua ministry for some time now, I do not worship there though, and I dont need any miracles, I am comfortable, happily married with children and my business is booming. I am saying it so some fools dont term me synagogue member or laptop squad.

I have seen and heard numerous stuppid comments against TB Joshua, and so i wanted to know if he is real or fake. I have seen many people TB Joshua healed, some of them had cancer, tumor, curses, family problems, financial problems etc. Its been years now and these people are living healthy and happy.

On a sad note, there are 2 people from my village that went there for healing and they got well there, when they got home they died after some months, one of them had stroke, the other had strange illness they claim to be JUJU or poison or whatever. Also, I know that Ghana president was very close to TB Joshua, so when he died i was like why didnt TB Joshua heal him? But I am aware TB Joshua is not God, and he does not give life.

All in all, I think most people judge TB Joshua without reason. Its all about hear say. TB Joshua has never stolen from you b4, he did not rappe your mother, he did not ask you to pay tithe to get healing, all he does is free 100%, yet once you hear his name you call him scam and fraud? YET there are other pastors that steal from the poor, that buy 4 private jets and are called PAPA and celebrated, they are multi billionaires, some of them have business empires in banking, aviation, energy, printing and their universities were built with tithe money, seeds, offerings etc, and yet these schools are among the most expensive in Nigeria and thus out of reach of most church members who contributed one way or the other in building these universities, some of these pastors and PAPAS slap their church members in public, some of them will tell you to pay good tithes and sow good seed to get good jobs and beautiful wife, yet their followers dont see anything wrong with all these. It is only TB Joshua they complain about??

To me, TB Joshua is no saint, but TB Joshua is by far the best prophet or pastor in Nigeria. His Emmanuel TV is helping and blessing millions of people across the world one way or another. I know 2 dwarfs from my town that are enjoying his university scholarship.

Just imagine, I attended today's Sunday service at my friends church, its one of the most popular churches in Nigeria, and the pastor was saying IF YOU ARE HERE IN THIS CHURCH AND YOU DONT PAY YOUR TITHE, GOD IS GOING TO VISIT YOU WITH CALAMITY, CANCER ETC He was making too much noise about tithing that I had to leave the church in anger. Why not preach about salvation and winning souls for Christ? Why is it always tithing and sowing of seed? GOD DID NOT TELL US THAT TITHING WILL SAVE YOU FROM CANCER OR CALAMITY. OUR GOD IS EVER LOVING, EVER FAITHFUL GOD. PAY ALL THE TITHE IN THE WORLD AND U DONT KEEP THE 10 COMMANDMENTS AND YOU ARE DOOMED...

My yoruba friend was told by his pastor last year to sell off all his things in Port Harcourt and sow a seed of faith so that his wife will not deliver through operation again. guess what, after selling off all his things, including home appliances, generators and wiped off his bank account, the wife still delivered through CS and the guy has now lost his job and now forced to relocate to his village. Yet the church members dont see anything wrong with this kind of pastors, all they go is talk rubbish about the only genuine prophet i know in Nigeria. I have sent many people to Synagogue, some are white friends that have cancer, some are my Ghanaians friends, none of them was asked to pay any cent or tithe or sow any seed to get healing, yet people will sit in their computers and talk rubbish about the best pastor in Nigeria...

DONT BE SURPRISED, THESE VAGABONDS WHO ARE ONLINE TALKING SHIIT ABOUT TB JOSHUA, ONCE THEY GET CANCER OR HIV TOMORROW THEY WILL BE THE FIRST TO RUN TO TB JOSHUA FOR HEALING. JUST LIKE THE GHANAIANS THAT COME ONLINE AND RUN THEIR MOUTH AGAINST NIGERIANS, WHEN YOU VISIT THEIR HOMES THEY ARE ALL WATCHING NIGERIAN MOVIES OR LISTENING TO NAIJA MUSIC OR WEARING DBANJ OR P SQUARE ARM BANDS OR USING NIGERIAN GLO LINES OR ARE BROWSING THE INTERNET WITH NIGERIAS NITEL SUBMARINE CABLE. ALL INTERNET FACILITIES IN GHANA ARE ROUTED THROUGH LAGOS, YET THEY HATE US SO MUCH.[/quote]Thank U so much for saving me d stress of typing too much. This thread could av easily generated into an e-bashing one from both parties with contrary opinions but U killed that off with this post of urs and silenced critics who don't even know anything about d man of God but basically rely on online rumours and soft sells to base their opinions. U're so brilliant! God bless U.

dlex21: why is the letter A like noon?

Noon is d beginning of Afternoon
Letter A is d beginning of Afternoon
Ans=Both letter A and Noon begins Afternoon.
Am I right?

^^^Okay

Anyone that's going to apply should note that the recruitment process would be completed late 2013 or in 2014 . Just saying,so that expectations will not be too high if the recruitment is actually true.GOODLUCK!

^^^ Okay,will try it but U av not said maybe or not I got d fill in d bracket question now

HOW CAN SOMEONE JUST POST D FRONT PAGE OF A NEWS FROM A SOFT SELL MAG WITHOUT ANY EXCERPT NO MATTER HOW LIL FROM D ORIGINAL NEWS.FOR GOODNESS SAKE,THIS IS NOT A GOSSIP LAND WHERE JUST ANY THING THAT PASSES SHOULD BE DISCUSSED.EVEN IF D OP LACKS IDEA,ARE D MODS THAT D*** TO AV MOVED THIS TO D FRONT PAGE? THEY KNOW QUITE WELL THAT ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES TBJ ALWAYS GENERATE CONTROVERSIES. Y SHOULD A SENSITIVE NEWS LIKE THIS BE ON D FP EVEN WITHOUT A LINK TO READ AN EXCERPT OR FULL NEWS? SMH .NO PRINCIPLE,NO INTEGRITY,ALL because OF LIL CASH.

@Op,a lil bit of proper job will not kill U before U post anything.

@Topic,People should just let this man be,maybe or not he's a man of God, maybe or not d demon gives him money.Afterall,he is not forcing anyone to his church.That is btw him and God.Those that attend his church knows Y they do so and that's their own business.

dlex21: nah...that was more like a typo error...
answer the last one nah...b4 i post new 1s

Which last one?

dlex21: u answered 3 out of 4, so u got 2/4 ...

Okay,so I got that question about filling up words in d bracket?? Those that got d sentence question really tried cos it was very difficult to observe that 'E' was missing.What I said about d paragraph was correct too o.

[quote author=Maria-G]Well, my dear, i had the second piercing at the age of 22 cus i have always fancied it but my parents wuldnt let me cus i was still a kid. So now, am an adult and I can choose to do whatever I damn wish but here is the thing, I chose the non-promiscious activities. Yes, i have two piercings, wear anklets and even an extra eye, all under my parents. They admire it cus they know whom they gave birth to and they trust me fully. I, inturn, know myself and what I can do and not do. Nothing, in our society this day freaks me. You know why? Cus am content and i chose to hang my coat where my hand reach...... Shekinah..... Abi, you never see a female chain-smoker wey be virgin? Me, I don see.

Ehe, lest I forget, my pale no give me freehand o. Na last 2 yrs dem release me and thats to do some certain things. We still get rule for house.[/quote]Well,it was good ur parents never gave u a free hand,at least,there was something they saw before saying a NO to ur request.It is good also to see u are a good lady.U are a virtual,e-example though Lolz.but I believe U. Just maybe U are an exception to that observation like I said and that does not in any way nullify my findings also.Pls,keep being a good lady that U are. Cheers!!!