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RomanceRe: Which Is More Embarassing For Ladies? by Nautillus(m): 3:06pm On Jan 17, 2008
chistiana:
hey

i wasn't talking to yea man

so what d hell is your prob.
His problem is YOUR total Dis regard 4 motherhood!!!
RomanceRe: Can U Fall In Luv Wit A Bitch by Nautillus(m): 1:47pm On Jan 17, 2008
whats with all the cursing? u need to wash your whole mouth out with detergent angry angry
RomanceRe: I Am Dating Two Twins By Mistake Please Help Me Out by Nautillus(m): 2:56pm On Jan 16, 2008
aahhh!!! one of my top 10 wish list experience " To have "ohh my gawd-wild S** with Latina Twins cool cool cool


You Wish my brother . . . . . You wishhhhhhh.
RomanceRe: Beautiful Ladies in the House Good Morning by Nautillus(m): 2:36pm On Jan 16, 2008
@Topic

Dude, stop pointing fingers ok. in "YOUR GALS" defence, take a wiff of your balls deep into the afternoonthis is, assuming you had a bath that morning   your testosterones will most probably make you gag for air.and to say that your genitals are outside unlike the gals

You have to salute your average African girl, we live in a Humid & hot enviroment and yet MOST of them still keep it odour free.

grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Your Brain Sucks by Nautillus(m): 11:35am On Jan 15, 2008
@ Topic

A kid that writes like that in a class where writing and reading numbers in tens isin the curriculum

appears kinda smart to me!!

but anyway, dats just me. . . . grin grin

Jokes EtcRe: Saula (lagos Agbero President) And His Arithmetic by Nautillus(m): 11:18am On Jan 15, 2008
Peeps in [see's 2 many insults flyin aorund]not that i blame the posters    .   .   .   walks away. . .
Nairaland GeneralRe: If Forum Members Were To Come As Animals? by Nautillus(m): 11:03am On Jan 15, 2008
@Topic

I think i would come as a Pengiun haa haa
RomanceRe: Biggest Turn On; Big Butt Or Big Jugs by Nautillus(m): 9:58am On Jan 15, 2008
OMG 2008 Not again!!!!!!!!!1


2 Freaking Repeatitive STOP IT OK!!!!!!!!! Darn


Otherwise ban
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Most Handsome Boy!( Comments) by Nautillus(m): 9:45am On Jan 15, 2008
?? poor reverse phyco moves [yawns] boringggggggggggggg leaves thread
RomanceRe: Should I Arrest My 14 Year Old Wife Father? by Nautillus(m): 9:40am On Jan 15, 2008
@grow fast

OK,   This is 2008, ok ENOUGH with "This" Silly Line. Its only fair that you end this crap. Enough is enough.

Let it rest, you've had your fun with the "paedophile dream" last year OK we all laughed, we all indulged you but       "you've got to know when to stop"

And that time is now, Drop it, Let it GO.

angry angry
RomanceRe: Dangerous Girlfriend by Nautillus(m): 10:04pm On Jan 14, 2008
[quote author=j-girl link=topic=11811.msg412978#msg412978 date=1149783362]she doesn't love you, seems more like she's using you[/quote]Spot on, !!!
RomanceRe: Would You Let Your Brother Marry A Girl You Slept With? by Nautillus(m): 10:01pm On Jan 14, 2008
HELL NO.

Tell him now becos when he finds out'cos he will he will never 4give you. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: a by Nautillus(m): 9:58pm On Jan 14, 2008
Exploit IT, if you can't LEAVE IT

It ALWAYS blows over grin grin
RomanceRe: Advice On What To Do About My Boyfriend by Nautillus(m): 9:56pm On Jan 14, 2008
@ Topic
WHAT!! I refuse to comment. will wait until you post scanned copies of your admission letter, SSCE/GCE and JAMB/POLYJAMB results.

I don tire 4 nonesense
RomanceRe: Who Sits In Front: Your Girlfriend Or Bestfriend? by Nautillus(m): 4:48pm On Jan 09, 2008
saucekid:
who seats infront?
my grandmama of course
Abi oh, no the you again!!!
RomanceRe: Can We Still Be Friend? by Nautillus(m): 4:41pm On Jan 09, 2008
funsho234:
I have a female friend in my school and we re so close, we leave d same house and even eat 2gether. I use to raise her in some cases because i work, but i later tell her that we should go into relationship but she refuse and tell me that we should continue with our friendship which am no longer certisfy in. please what can i do?
shocked shocked shocked shocked


Bros, no vex but you no fit blame the gal. 50 cent is the only one i know that has taken 9 bullets and survived.

How she 4 do? she obviously doesnt want to die young!!!
RomanceRe: Her Boyfriend Is Seeking A New Girlfriend by Nautillus(m): 4:38pm On Jan 09, 2008
Seun:
You ought to dump him, but you don't need to become enemies.
DUMP? most it always 2 "dump" him, huh can she just "leave" him and move on??


saucekid:
if you become enemies,, . . . . . . . BAN grin grin grin grin
LMAO nice on Sauce man
RomanceRe: How Long Did Your Shortest Relationship Last? by Nautillus(m): 2:52pm On Jan 09, 2008
i think, ,  it lasted 4 abt  10 hrs or so.

We met at a friends party[gazillion years ago- i think i was 17 back then], we did a slow dance, kissed, smootched, and at the end of it all. she asked if she could be me galfriend and i said yes. [this was around 11pm that night]

we parted that night with her sayin she wld visit the very next day.

The next day, she can over at around 10am. she met my younger sis outside  and asked 4 me, unfortunately, all my other brothers and sister's were home so as the silly gal [younger sis]came in she just started laughin and screamin that "she has just seen the ugliest gal in her life, and the gal is looking 4 me, and she introduced herself as my galfriend"

That was it, all my siblings just poured to the balcony took one look and started laughin 2, i felt completely humiliated.

When i eventually came out to see her, i now saw why,she was not so good looking, and i thought i was seeing some1 else, maybe it was becos we met in the dark.

Anyway, i just walked up to her and asked her to leave that i wld come look 4 her,she opted to give me her address but i declined sayin i would find her if it was meant to be. and the was it.

years later, i met her sis [who is dating a friend of mine] and she said her younger sis is still hurt and hates my gutssad ehh?
RomanceRe: Who Sits In Front: Your Girlfriend Or Bestfriend? by Nautillus(m): 9:42am On Jan 09, 2008
I have one here shake's the "Power brain" Can vigorously b4 handing it over to imaibehe

Wifey/Galfriend ALWAYS-ALWAYS gets the front seat. Gbam
RomanceRe: kl by Nautillus(m): 9:33am On Jan 09, 2008
hacker777:
men, thanks for all the responses, it tells me that i still av my brain on my head.

but the issue is that she wants me to trust her. also she is my reverend's daughter.
both families are aware and are looking forth to see us marry, though they lack the knowledge of what is going on.

i asked her just now to tell me three things she wants to go and do at the guy's place and all she could say is that since i did not let her go and of which she did not i should not bother asking what she would have gone there to do.
people i need help.

truth is that i really love this girl and wont want to end our relationship based on speculations that cannot be proven. moreover i see sincerity in her eyes, could she be faking all this? or rather should i give her some more time to clean up all the mess of the past.

also am i sure if the next babe i will meet will be better than her at the long run.
mind you she claims to be a virgin, and though she kiss like a IndecentStar, we are yet to have sex, ofcourse i am committted to waiting till marriage.
please i need your help good people.
god bless you.
Its obvious that you Love you galfriend so much. at the least, you will be compensated by the fact that you have loved FULLY in your lifetime.

But truth be told, i do not think HER VIRGIN claims are true with this whole "Ex" thing and if you think you can see sinserity anywhere near her then yo must think again. HUMAN ARE VERY DECEPTIVE CREATURES.

I hope you guyz can survive this phase and come out stronger, sinserely i do. Its just that the odds are SERIOUSLY against you guyz.

Your blind trust can only get you in trouble. 4get the "child of a pastor thing" infact history has it that "they" are usually more negative driven than kids of regular people [if you know what i mean] so thats even a dis advantage [sorry to say]

My verdict: its a 75% chance that you guyz wont make it.
RomanceRe: Will You Take Back Your Gifts When You Break Up? by Nautillus(m): 5:19pm On Jan 08, 2008
Why would any1 consider taking back a gift??just can't understand. do guyz really do this??
RomanceRe: Can A Guy Love Two Women At The Same Time? by Nautillus(m): 5:13pm On Jan 08, 2008
michelin89:
He can but he'll love one more than the other!
Spot-On right. YES YOU CAN.
RomanceRe: kl by Nautillus(m): 5:08pm On Jan 08, 2008
NO!!!

NEVA EVA TRUST HER, IF THE SEX IS VERY GOOD THEN KEEP SHAGGIN and keep you heart out of it, But if not. Bounce and move on,i have been with a gal like that b4. THEY NEVA CLD STOP SCREWIN her Ex's
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Pretty, Serious And Rich Girl [18 -23] by Nautillus(m): 4:46pm On Jan 08, 2008
adekennis:
Golddigger,your mate are hustling out there
you are here searching for readymade rich girl angry angry

you"ll never experience peace angry angry
Haba, The poster be don offend you B4? ROFLMAO
Jokes EtcRe: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by Nautillus(m): 4:05pm On Jan 08, 2008
I like this!!!!

"Oprah does my laundry" "Micheal Jordan cuts my grass"
Jokes EtcRe: The Real Meaning Of Aids by Nautillus(m): 3:55pm On Jan 08, 2008
?? discorage sex, Americans love sex who do you think invented porn movies grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: How They Answered by Nautillus(m): 3:52pm On Jan 08, 2008
"to get to the other side"

Nice one though. got me smiling, grin
Jokes EtcRe: Jesus As Role Model by Nautillus(m): 11:44am On Jan 08, 2008
!!!! Sacrilledge !!!!!!!!! Blasphemy !!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Epilepsy Of The Year by Nautillus(m): 11:20am On Jan 08, 2008
yawns!!!! "Borrrrrrrrrrrrringg"
Jokes EtcRe: Like An Eagle by Nautillus(m): 11:18am On Jan 08, 2008
DRY. Very dry
Jokes EtcRe: Fix This by Nautillus(m): 11:16am On Jan 08, 2008
Not bad not bad at all
Jokes EtcRe: G-unit Jokes - Hella Funny by Nautillus(m): 10:25am On Jan 08, 2008
Migines:
Please, Luk 4 d "it doznt make sense "section and post i t der.
ROFLMAO now "THIS" line is funny!!!!

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