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folake4u:
Let us watch it first.

Game on...

Could be HIV, cos HIV attacks the immune system.

Go to the hospital and run a complete test.

Is this supposed to be funny?

As a youth, I enjoy driving myself. It's an adventure of it's own.

Maybe when I reach 45 upwards, I'll start talking about being driven. But for now, I think there's much fun in driving.

folake4u:
Nazgul, I'd be here to witness your bowl of tears.

Lol...you'll be shocked today, cos we're flogging Brighton. This match would be a "walk-in-the-park" for us.

Some men sha, look at what someone spent his hard earned money to train...she's not even beautiful. Like I can literally walk past this one and not even notice her sef.

I guess the saying "one man's meat is another man's poison" is correct after all.

This is a temporary solution cos less than 40% of our population are federal government workers. Question is what happens to the remaining 60%, how would they survive?

We want a permanent solution and that can be achieved if the monies which were used to pay for subsidies are redirected to our morbid refineries so as to get them running effectively within 6-8 months of the subsidy removal.

If this isn't done and the money is looted, then even the 40% increment wouldn't mean much anymore cos the kind inflation we're going experience, even 1m would look like 10k.

Humans are horribly wicked. Thank God I don't eat groundnut.

If e no be Twitter, e no fit be like Twitter.

Liverpool and Chelsea are literally struggling this season.

Sixfeetbelle:
What is the drug meant for?

I've never heard of it before

It was the Panadol of those days.

Gaddafih001:
Being religious doesn’t mean we know God.
The pastor preaching can even be her patron sef.
Religion Na nonsense.
A devout Christian or Muslim umma can be worse than Anenih in disguise.

Exactly my point. Even the God fearing sisters in church might be Jezebel at home. This is why you need to prank them so that you can know what you're getting married to.

Dshocker:
Na him be say, you no go marry be that...

Just find the one with fear of God and respects you.

Bro every hookup girl you see that goes to church has the fear of God. Some follow men home right there from the church premises.

Nigerians have developed thick skin to religion. Messages from the pulpit doesn't seem to sink deep into our hearts that's why despite being one of the most religious country in the world, we're the most corrupt.

I truly support it. And like someone said, it brings out the true nature of your partner.

I watched one prank where the girl admitted to having a fiance, the guy doing the prank was driving an upgraded model of Rx350. He picked her up, and told her that he'll give her 200k if she follows him to his hotel room for hookup sex.

Without even thinking or objecting, this girl told him to make the transfer so that they can go. The guy was like let's get there first, omo the girl followed him to his hotel room.

When they got in he told her it's a prank. The girl started attacking him, calling him names and playing the victim. But assuming that wasn't a prank, she would have cheated on her man and pocketed cool 200k...it's just that Nairaland doesn't support uploading videos directly from your phone gallery, I would have uploaded the video here.

For me, if I must marry you, I'll prank you, and believe me you wouldn't even know. I don't mind paying upcoming skit makers to run the parole for me. The goal is to know what I'm getting married to in order to avoid stories that touch.

How about Nigerian citizens over there, wouldn't they facilitate their evacuation as well?

blowjohn:
Was it not this Southampton that beat man city?

That was in Carling cup.

This is going to be an easy win for Manchester United. Semi finals here we come.

Nlfpmod
Mukina2 front page please...it's almost kick off time.

UmuMuhsinah:
As if you were there

You clearly didn't watch the video...go back and watch it before quoting me.

You buy a car and you choose to celebrate it with friends who can't afford one meal a day...that's a very dangerous act if you ask me.

The rule of the thumb is to change your location and cycle of friends once the door of success opens to you. Cos there are friends in that cycle who would never be geninuely happy for you and would stop at nothing to pull you down.

Rip to them...

famozair:
How can you pay for a house rent , or rent new house with monthly salary of 70k with family of 4 to care for especially in year 2023,

Your location matters a lot.

If you're in Lagos earning 70k with a family of 4, you'll need God's divine intervention to survive.

If you're outside Lagos, let's say in a much cheaper state, like the north, you can survive. Your wife can engage in petty trading to support, and accommodation and feeding over there isn't much expensive as compared to Lagos.

Some women are demons. She literally stops him from correcting her kids and sending them on errands, but wants him to keep providing for them...the man knows that if she keeps up with that attitude and those kids grow up, they won't respect him one bit despite all he did for them.

He's doing the little he can for the family, but she's not appreciating it...she has activated the normal female manipulating nature portraying herself as the victim and the innocent man as the villain. She should jejely take the kids back to their father or allow the man end the marriage peacefully. It's as simple as that

This is one of the reasons I'll never advise any guy to marry a single mom. Their wahala too much abeg.