₦airaland Forum

Whatever legally married couples agree to do is none of my business. Even if the man decides to be the one going to the market, cooking, doing the chores...etc, as long as it works for them, I see no reason why I should be bothered.

Where I have problem is when a supposedly grown up guy starts washing the panties of a girl he isn't married to in the name of girlfriend, in such cases the guy needs flogging and serious prayers cos most girls these days are serial cheats, meaning you'll end up becoming the laundry guy who washes the semen of other guys from her panties.

Sure why not, I see no big deal in admitting your fault.

Vaiki:
Most have nothing but their bodies as the trophy offer,not even a great ambition.
How long can that trophy body last as compared to a career or ambition?

Unfortunately a vast majority of men are manipulated by sex so the woman ends up bringing nothing to the table.

Magnoliaa:
[color=olive]Wawu. What a 360° turn. Omooooo.

My belle oooo.[/color]

Baba de naija de find abroad babe to japa.

Happy birthday...may you outlive all your enemies in Jesus name.

How about June?

This is a blessing in disguise. Police will stop assaulting civilians.

Lilpen3758:
Lolz but you deh feel the babe?

Of course...she's lively.

OfficialR:
I created this thread to ask for advice on how to ask a girl out

This advice can also be useful for others viewing the thread and also planning to ask a girl out

Bro guys don't ask girls out these days cos asking a girl out puts you at a serious disadvantage. You'll have to prove to her that you're worth her time by succumbing to her outrageous Billings. Very unnecessary if you ask me cos you might later discover that after all your efforts she might not even be worth it.

Just package yourself very well and display confidence, maturity and boldness whenever you're around her. She'll naturally fall for these traits in you, you can take her out for lunch to know more about her and start things (relationship or situationship) from there.

Michelle55:
Where have you been huncle?

I've been in Nigeria talking to Nigerians. Now I'm on Nairaland talking to Nairalanders who happen to be Nigerians as well. It hasn't been an easy task. *Phew*

How about you?

AllenSpencer:
Let me tell you the truth.

Those curses will forever follow and be upon you. Its beyond what any pastor or prophet can get you out of.

Wish I can add more to those curses without being banned.

You wrecked someone`s life cos of her past and think your own life wont get wrecked?

Bro! Karma is a bitch, It will screw you from the anus and cum in your mouth

Oga nothing will happen to him. The babe is a fornicator. Fornication is a sin in the sight of God.

So for the curse to take roots, she herself has to be pure which in this case she isn't.

The op did wrong to rat her out to his friend, but for the curses she placed, abeg leave that one...nothing will happen to him.

Michelle55:
LOL.. But Ayam not a man na
I'm sorry if I confused you with the way I type and reason sometimes.
My people say I for come this world as a boy as e be say I dey behave like one

It's well...let me believe you.

Lilpen3758:
oga collect number na

She doesn't give out number...or haven't you read her previous posts.

Na cruise all of them de catch for Nairaland.

Magnoliaa:
[color=deeppink]Did something happen on that cloth thread or what? Seems it got deleted. I found lots of hidden posts when I came back.[/color]

I guessed the mods felt it was a spam thread. Very overzealous of them if you ask me.

How you de jare.

She didn't auction her virginity.

* She's a runs girl

* She sleeps with men for cash

* She started her business by sleeping with countless men and billing them.

* She used that lie to make you see her as an honest, sincere and decent person.

* No white man will pay any Nigerian girl up to 500k for sex. Virgin or not, their their white skin qualifies them for any girl of their choice, cos most Nigerian girls have low self-esteem.

* She'll sleep with any of your guys (for an agreed fee) you give her number too to confirm what I'm saying.

* She's sensing weakness in you and is planing to use it to her advantage so she can rope you as a perfect husband while practicing her whóredooms

* If you don't let her be, it will end in premium tears.

Tajbol4splend:
Is that a place in Lagos?

Yes. It's close to marina....under the bridge.

1Sharon:
What happened to Chijioke

Lol...this post is so funny.

Michelle55:
Pay back time okwaya?
Because I called you ma you want to pay me back in my coin

Pay back... I'm not the vindictive type, life is too short to waste on embarking on a revenge mission. I was just stating the obvious.

Michelle55:
LOL.. That was the intent.. Have you seen a man bearing Michelle before? That should give you the clue

Hmmm...but you sound more like a male from your other posts.

Michelle55:
No 24 uzodinma street by Michelle junction. When you reach Dia flash me

This your address can raise the dead.

But wait....are you a male or female?

Michelle55:
coman beat me.. Ayam in my house

Oya give me address...I don buy cane.

Entayali:
I just graduated last year from uni and I'm doing my service soon. I met this girl recently and she just finished her OND at a polytechnic and we started dating.

She has been having issues for some time and I went to the pharmacy to get her anti-malaria drugs but it kept on persisting so she did a test and it turned out that she is pregnant.

I'll be going to visit my parents in Asaba next week and I don't even know how I'll break the news to them... Apart from breaking the news, I'm also not financially and emotionally ready for marriage or having a child.

I need your help on what to do!

You'll be fine bro.

It's just an ordinary pregnancy, not a death sentence, you should be happy that you're a potent man, do you think it's easy to impregnate a lady?

Someone said Pampers is expensive, don't let that scare you. You can use wrapper to tie on the baby, and keep washing it every morning...with that, you won't need to buy any baby wears or food for the next 6months if you're practicing exclusive. 6months should be enough time for you to engage yourself in anything that will fetch income (no matter how small) for your new family.

So fear not, you've successfully contributed your quota to Nigeria's population.

Congratulations.

AwesomeStormy00:
Haha him na sir now his birth certificate indicates male or boy . I don't think Nigeria law allow sex change

Lol...he (bobrisky) changed his gender indefinitely, and it looks like the law has turned a blind eye on him

But I'm still wondering the gender he'll tick when filling important forms, I believe that he himself will be more confused than me cos the matter go just weak am.

Michelle55:
Yes ma'am

Ok... noted.

And please don't use the ma'am word for me again...I'm not bobrisky.