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Administration1:
I tried this sometime ago. I went for verification at Ojo Training Centre, I sat in the vehicle with this lady and she obviously didn't know Lagos and it was her first time visiting her boyfriend whom they met on Facebook... End of story BoBo stopped taking her calls and blocked her lines. We ended up in a hotel together, we stayed like that till I was done and we headed to Lekki like 2 times together just to chill be for we retire back to Ojo. We still departed back to the South together.

Una get mind o

Logging and fúcking a stranger in a hotel.

As I am if you approach me and your face doesn't look familiar, I'll just zoom off. I do feel that such escapades are safer in much developed countries.

How is her age a source of concern to us?

larryjonze:
My question mr smart is, be honest with yourself can you do same for a male friend, naa your type go hear say ur friend dey hospital you go avoid visitation till yu hear on news he as paid his medical bills. bros saving humans is were the blessing dey

I've done the same for a male friend, I accommodated him when he lost his job, he stayed with me for over a year without assisting me with the rent or anything. I didn't even bother him for food I just refill the provision whenever it's finished. I did it cos he's my friend. That's what friends do for each other.

What's going on, why are our GOs suddenly burrying their kids?

ahiboilandgas:
how about her parents?

Her parents might geninuely not have

Michelle55:
You sabi chop eh, I still insist no snakes that reptile creeps the shit outta me. At a point I refused eating Titus fish because of the skin and no one dares gives me food that has Titus in it, it was that bad then.
As for the worm, I think it's called wiggle and it's greenish right? Village people can eat anything edible but not me, I can't for the love of my tummy
Why don't we try skydiving na? I wee hold ya hands so you won't have to be scared anymore.

Yea...like I stated before, sometimes I eat them out of curiosity not that I actually like it, I just want to know how it tastes like.

Biko leave that skydiving...I don't see myself engaging in it, alongside swimming. I have this phobia whenever they're mentioned.

It depends...

if your girlfriend has a terrible accident and you spend a considerable amount of money on her health, and she gets well even if she leaves you, God won't forget the length you went to save a life he created, that's where the blessings comes from.

If the sending is just on bone straight hair, iPhone, clothes, outings...etc, then I'll agree with him that such spending has no blessings attached to it.

This is why I tell people to Hussle and give birth to children they can cater for, stop giving birth like pigs so that your child won't end up becoming a house maid in the home of some frustrated family member, who won't hesitate to pour out her frustration on your innocent child, due to your inability to provide for her.

Michelle55:
I've tasted 404 when I visited akwa ibom trust me it was so yummy and crunchy, I downed it with a bottle of chilled palm wine. Eeew, please no snakes at all, it's creepy to me. How does this edible worm look like? I've eaten that insects I guess but I'm not sure

Snakes are delicious if it's properly prepared and seasoned. As for the edible worms, i noticed it in the groundnut soup my aunt served me with still in the village, she told me it was edible so I tasted just one of them, it had a weird taste so I didn't eat the rest.

Did I forget to add that I've eaten donkey meat (Jakie) as well.

Was it halted before, I didn't even notice...with the way Nigeria is, I expect every Nigerian to have is international passport at hand, so that whenever the opportunity presents itself you can escape from this shit hole.

Michelle55:

What are the creepy dishes you have in mind? Please let it not be the ones that would send me to the toilet department often than I ask for because I'll change it for you if I loose 1 pound of flesh while at it I'm trying to add weight from 50kg to 55kg at least.

Lol...so you and a bag of cement have the same weight. 50kg, not that heavy tho...I can lift you with one hand

Back to your request, I've tasted toad pepper soup in the past, 404, snake, this insect that flies around bulbs during raining season, my aunt roasted it for me in the village and I ate it, crabs, edible worms...and many more. So which of them will you like to have a taste of.

SweetCunt97:
When d op goes I'm sure she'll survive. Do mature ladies ask men for money for sanitary pads and soap? Nawa

We're talking about asking for money, and I made it clear to you that everyone asks for money but the reason why the money is being requested for determines whether or not your request will be granted.

From the ops story, the girl in question is very lazy and doesn't want to work, but rather is looking for a man she would transfer all her responsibilities to...such responsibilities include what I indicated in my previous post. What part of it do you not understand?

Michelle55:
I do have that feeling but not on things that creeps me out, I'm a big time foodie and wouldn't mind eating something else for a change but please let it not be reptiles.
As for something new, what about skydiving?

I'm acrophobic in nature.

Why don't we just concentrate on food since you're a big time foodie. Let's explore your food hobby by trying out some creepy dish.

From experience, when a girl suggests that going your separate ways is the best solution to the little misunderstandings you guys have once in a while, then know that she had long moved on before bringing up that suggestion. She just needed a valid reason to call it quits.

My advice...move on, yes it will hurt a bit most especially if you invested so much (financially and emotionally) to make it work, but the truth is if she no longer sees a future with you, why give yourself sleepless nights over her, why hurt yourself over someone whose probably swallowing and hopping on a dîck right now? It's not worth your happiness.

Just move on and give other girls who geninuely love you a chance.

Good luck.

Michelle55:
Phew! Thank goodness, I was already doing pressup and weight lifting on how to beat you but thank Jah you confessed
Please don't eat it oh if you don't want me to visit ya dreams with my ayamatanga style

Don't you have that feeling sometimes to try out something new? Something you've never done before, out of curiosity...have you ever experienced that before?

Michelle55:
have you eaten it before? Please say no

Nope I haven't...just heard it tho, that doesn't mean I'll say no if the opportunity presents itself for me to taste it.

SweetCunt97:
myopic reasoning. So working girls dont ask men for money? Lmfao

They don't depend on men to take care of them. They already have their responsibilities sorted out with their jobs.

And you should know that asking for money isn't the issue here, the problem is the reason why you're asking. Imagine asking your guy for money to buy cream, soap, data, feeding sanitary pads...etc. Any working class girl can easily sort that out.

So next time you quote me, try to understand where I'm coming from.

missimelda01:
Bia Oga you better not be chasing clouts because it’s not funny

You have not even confirmed if the child in question is the one you abandoned years ago, you don run go open thread..is that how you were taught to claim paternity of a child?

You took the words right out of my mouth...how is he sure that the child in question is his? Cos the op didn't post any pictures, neither did he reveal his location or give any relevant information about the lady or child that can easily make someone close to them identify them?

This guy is just wants to trend.

Next time you decide to ask a girl out, confirm that she's actually doing something, that way she'll be too busy to dump her responsibilities on you.

Michelle55:
Nigerians can eat anything eh.. Yuck!

That meat is highly proteinous.

Cutehector:
No picture of him? Yet the thread is on front page? Who is the mod that pushed this?


So i can just cook up a useless story and it can enter frontpage.. Wow... This is amazing.

Err...I don't think it will be fair to post the guys pictures considering the fact that he's currently going through depression. What he's surfing through the internet and Nairaland pops up with his pics everywhere, he might thinks the whole world is mocking him and actually kill himself.

In my opinion, the op did well by not posting his pics.

This version of Umahi is what Ebonyians have always wanted. Seems he has come to realize that his presidential dreams can never become a reality, so rather than watch his people dying on a daily basis in their tens, he has decided to challenge his supposed master. Good one from Dave.

sirzee1660:
Thats what am facing right now....any little thing becomes a problem even when I see no reason to apologize I still have to ...after the apology she will just say leave me alone let's talk tomorrow....me I have made up my mind am not calling her again if she doesn't call that's her problem ....loving this days is a crime

You're dating an immature girl.

This your story carry k-leg.

A broke 100level student how didn't have N100 airtime to call her lodge mates to open the gate for her suddenly drives a car?

Anyways your story was interesting...that's all I can say cos we both know that you're just testing your writing skills.

Magnoliaa:
[color=dodgerblue]Because they are the only ones who can take y'all shenanigans, righ'?[/color]

Nope... because our culture and morals are much better than theirs.

Magnoliaa:
[color=dodgerblue]I thought he was one of those alfa mails that badmouth Nigerian women and compare them to the white ones, only for him to turn around and be looking for a virtuous woman. [/color]

Leave those guys jare, apart from the ones seeking green card, I doubt if any Nigerian guy abroad will comfortably marry a foreign lady. As bad as we feel Nigerian girls are, they're still the best option when it comes to marriage.

Magnoliaa:


[color=dodgerblue]You say? Wow.

I wouldn't know! Not as if I can't even sense he's a bullshitter, but this? I sha saw some altercation between him and the mod jus.twise in travel section. So I know he has history on this forum.[/color]

*Sighs*

marvelck:
Why is it that lots of Naija girls are now insisting on no sex before marriage?

What is usually the reason behind it? Is there anything they are hiding?

You know most Naija girls are naturally secretive. Imagine a girl who used to enjoy pre marital sex, suddenly insisting on no sex before marriage, then there is something she'not telling us

The rule of the thumb is to become friends with her first before allowing your emotions cloud your reasoning.

Girls feel more comfortable sharing their past with male friends than their lover, so when next you meet a girl, don't be in a haste to go "Romeo" on her, just take your time to understand her kind of person, that way you'll be able to know the truth behind her no sex stand.

You just finished WAEC, meaning you're less than 19, and all you can think of is how to woo girl?

If you love your destiny, better start reading for your jamb.

From your narrative, it's safe to conclude that you were at some point unofficially free with her, you confirmed it when you said you do chat regularly with her till the point when she started sending her nudes to you, that's why she had all the time to play around and put up a nonchalant attitude towards the job she was employed to do.

You had complimented her beauty more than once, so in her myopic mentality, you are among the numerous guys struggling to have a taste of her coochie.

If you were formal with her from the onset as her superior, believe me she wouldn't listen to music during working hours and call your bluff, because she would have that fear towards you as her superior.

If she decides to lazy about during working hours, then you can personally draft a query letter to her which must be submitted in less than 24 hours. Failure to respond to query will earn her a 50% deduction of her salary.

That's how you treat subordinates, you don't chat 'em up.

The only green light girls in this part of the world give to any guy is when they discover that he's financially stable. Once you attain financial stability, they'll be the ones flocking around you and laughing like drunk clowns at your boring jokes.

Jeablue:
Pardon any gargon you come across,

So sometime in life you may get attracted to each other easily and it may lead to going down on the first date or visit.

It happens and its very common.

The question is: does having intimacy with your partner on your first visit to his home as a lady means you are cheap?

Of course...

Sex on a first date as a lady projects you as a loose person, you'll be his booty call... whenever he's feeling horney he'll call you to warm his bed.

The only thing that will make him value you is if you guys have a lot in common and understand each other perfectly, then he might give it a shot and see that the future has install for you guys.