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RomanceRe: What Traits Do You See In A Lady Before She Is Considered A Wife Material by Nazgul: 5:15pm On Dec 05, 2020
Misslilbootay:
Guys, I need your opinions
Contentment

Fear of God

Humility

Hardworking

Decent

Respectful

Truthful

Lively

Very open-minded
RomanceRe: Oh! Finally, I Can Now Swim by Nazgul: 3:16pm On Dec 05, 2020
When I was young one prophet told my mum never to allow me enter into the water or else I'd die. Even while growing up as a child I was so scared of water, that fear grew in me. I just hate anything water. That's one of the reason why till now I can't swim. Truth is since birth I've never even entered a swimming pool or any water that's above my knees. Fear still de catch me. embarassedundecided
RomanceRe: Ladies What Do Yhu Think? by Nazgul: 2:58pm On Dec 05, 2020
Jodha:
Lmao... If the relationship is a serious relationship there's no need for that...
Hmmm...ok
RomanceRe: Igbo Guys Why Do Yhu Call Yhur Girlfriends "Mummy" by Nazgul: 2:44pm On Dec 05, 2020
Jodha:
Yhu don't know shit bro..
I do...

RomanceRe: Ladies What Do Yhu Think? by Nazgul: 2:42pm On Dec 05, 2020
Jodha:
Upkeep...some guys are like that...

They feel the need to always take care of their woman...

I've met a guy that wouldn't want me to spend a dime when I'm with him...if I decline...he legit gets angry..
And you feel after him spending such money rather than remain faithful you'll look for a side nigger to double your income...as a human do you think you're being fair to him?

RomanceRe: Igbo Guys Why Do Yhu Call Yhur Girlfriends "Mummy" by Nazgul: 2:40pm On Dec 05, 2020
Jodha:
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This face you put up shows that it's been sucked severally and you enjoyed it on all occasions. Don't ask me how I know.

RomanceRe: Ladies What Do Yhu Think? by Nazgul: 2:30pm On Dec 05, 2020
Jodha:
Well ...my honest opinion is that if yhure in a serious relationship... don't try this...

If not....my dear he's very correct... 100k is better than 30k...
Why should a guy give a girl 30k and 70k in the first place. What's the money for?
RomanceRe: Igbo Guys Why Do Yhu Call Yhur Girlfriends "Mummy" by Nazgul: 2:27pm On Dec 05, 2020
Jodha:
Lmao....my boobs were not sucked on biko... Wtf cheesy
Are you sure?

RomanceRe: How True Is This? by Nazgul: 2:25pm On Dec 05, 2020
Very true. Look at it this way...When a lock becomes so useless that any key can open it, would you keep managing it or would you change it? Of course you'll change it cos your valuables would no longer be safe as long as you still maintain that lock.

Same for girls, tho most of them haven't realized it yet but it's the truth. Their body is their greatest asset, once every "Tom, Dlck and Harry" can easily access it then they become as worthless as a salt mixed with sand. And replaced with a much better girl.
RomanceRe: Igbo Guys Why Do Yhu Call Yhur Girlfriends "Mummy" by Nazgul: 2:20pm On Dec 05, 2020
Jodha:
Igbo guys are one of the most caring and handsome tribe... But what I don't understand is why they keep calling me "mummy" ....

Y'all should come and explain o...
Any breast a man sucks from automatically earns the respect accorded to the one he sucked as a baby.

So stop troubling yourself, its a harmless courtesy. Nothing to worry about.
TravelRe: US Government Removes Visa Reciprocity Fees For Nigerians by Nazgul: 12:10pm On Dec 05, 2020
Good news for we that supported Biden...like I said na dust I de dust my passport. Once this Corona saga ends I don japa comot for this shit hole
RomanceRe: Help Me: Please Is This Lady Telling Lies? by Nazgul:
spoked:
I have learnt to give benefit of doubt to people so as not to judge them wrongly or hastily. There is this lady I started liking and thought of marriage, but she made some statements that made me bothered, and thinking of changing course with her. Truly, I am not looking for a perfect person, but a person that is good. Please can this be true? Or can I still give some chance?

I do call this lady and we enjoy gisting, but there have been issues at some points...

(1) I called her one day and as we were gisting, I stopped hearing her on phone. The reason she gave was that "her phone fell down".... Your phone fell down while gisting?

(2) I sent her a WhatsApp message, I didn't force her to reply, but she said "I didn't have data to reply". But she has data to see it.

(3) I called at a time, as we were gisting, I stopped hearing her and her reason "I slept off"... This was not at night ooh!

I was considering to take a marital step with her, but these statements above are troubling me...

Guys, I am not a SIMP, I just want to be more mature in handling this, and do not want to act hastily.... I want your views or advise because I want to go for someone..
Withdraw from her for a while, stop calling her, stop messaging her on WhatsApp, stop viewing her status... etc.

If she doesn't bother to call or message you after your withdrawal then you've gotten the answers you want. She's obviously into someone else.

As for whether or not she lied, you wouldn't know 100% until you try out that little experiment.
RomanceRe: Fear Women!! I've Been Crying Uncontrollably After Reading This.. (pics) by Nazgul: 10:28am On Dec 05, 2020
Kondomatic:
Same thing happened to ila otu or something like that.



These women cheat like rabbits but they do it secretly because the society made it a taboo for a woman to cheat but not all that a big deal if a man cheats.


One thing I have learnt in my time with women is that these ladies are 5X hornier than you think and will get sex any time they want to.

I agree with the bolded. Women are more hornier than men. And it becomes worse when Okafor's law is in play.

Las Las na God go help us. Cos men are always disadvantage when it comes to relationship and marriage.
RomanceRe: Fear Women!! I've Been Crying Uncontrollably After Reading This.. (pics) by Nazgul: 10:22am On Dec 05, 2020
Pious101:
Paternity test cost about 100-150k in 9Ja. How many persons can actually afford it? From what I know I doubt if d test is done in Nigeria. Most lab takes d samples and send it over sea for analysis. And sometimes when d result is out it end up not being correct
They do it in Nigeria bro. I have friends who are doctors and they've told me severally that it's done in Nigeria. Some top private hospitals, and few federal hospitals. The only problem is that it's very expensive more expensive than that amount you quoted up there.

But for me I'll say, if you didn't marry your wife a virgin then close your eyes and do it. Better to spend more and have peace of mind than gamble on trust and get devastated later on in future.
RomanceRe: What I Said To Her And Her Reactions by Nazgul: 5:25am On Dec 05, 2020
Why do guys habour this inward anger towards girls who turn down your advances? If she doesn't agree free her, telling her you're going to Canada is just a defence mechanism to put her in the same state she put you. Very unnecessary of you ask me.
RomanceRe: She Tells You No Once, Forget Her And Her Entire Generation by Nazgul: 5:15am On Dec 05, 2020
zanshi:
I love the fact that men of this generation dont have time for that long term wooing, once they see that their place with this woman would lead to a dead end, they close all chapters and moveee on.
Exactly. Truth is there are more ladies than men in Nigeria. Many guys aren't aware of this fact that's why ladies keep misbehaving.

Once that reality is known to you, believe me you won't be masturbating around girls up and down like a crazy lunatic seeking their affection cos they need us more than we need them, so many of us just don't know it yet.
RomanceRe: Two Cute Nairalanders Set To Wed (Pre-Wedding Photos) by Nazgul: 9:14pm On Dec 04, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
grin grin grin grin grin

But, did I lie?
About the money part...yes. tongue
RomanceRe: Two Cute Nairalanders Set To Wed (Pre-Wedding Photos) by Nazgul: 9:05pm On Dec 04, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
Why nah? After all I've done for you? You want to leave me because of money? It's me ooh! cry cry

Ah! Nigerian men too like money.

RomanceRe: Two Cute Nairalanders Set To Wed (Pre-Wedding Photos) by Nazgul: 8:57pm On Dec 04, 2020
Camfoodsinhouse:
Which time of the year grin grin
This time of the year cheesy
RomanceRe: Two Cute Nairalanders Set To Wed (Pre-Wedding Photos) by Nazgul: 8:56pm On Dec 04, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
grin grin grin

It's a lie. Who told you all your friends are married? Some of them are just lords of the ring. They are just there to be putting unnecessary pressure. Ndi uchu angry

Babe, reason with me nah. I wan marry you true true ooh. It's not as if I don't want to, but you can see how the economy of this country is. I've been projecting to hammer in five years time, so babe, just give me time and I'll come and see your people.
Five gini...abeg o I can't wait. I must marry this year. undecided
RomanceRe: What Does This Mean? by Nazgul: 8:05pm On Dec 04, 2020
Preciousgirl:
A guy has been disturbing me with love proposals know very well I am married
So I called him a foool

Then he insulted me and said I have YAM LEGS

Please, what does yam legs mean?
The meaning isn't really relevant. He's just frustrated that he couldn't get you. Just ignore him.
RomanceRe: How Can I Survive A Heartbreak? by Nazgul: 7:25pm On Dec 04, 2020
surebona:
Thanks alot, I even sleep at work. Just to be with those working at night . Because staying at home is making me suicidal
Suicide what....don't say that again. You want to kill yourself over a woman who has made it crystal clear that it's over between you too. Haba don't say that again.

One of the best way to make your ex regret leaving you is to work hard and attain massive success. She would sit in agony and regret why she left you. So begin your journey to the top, and forget about her. When you get to the top everyone including her would celebrate your success.

Good luck
RomanceRe: Two Cute Nairalanders Set To Wed (Pre-Wedding Photos) by Nazgul: 7:21pm On Dec 04, 2020
Alexaonfleek:
Ok na quote me when you're posting your pre wedding pics this year.
I will
RomanceRe: Two Cute Nairalanders Set To Wed (Pre-Wedding Photos) by Nazgul: 7:09pm On Dec 04, 2020
Alexaonfleek:
This year don pass.
Go find woman next year make you sef post pre wedding pictures.
This year never pass o, anything can still happen. Ever heard of a surprise wedding before? cheesy
RomanceRe: Two Cute Nairalanders Set To Wed (Pre-Wedding Photos) by Nazgul: 6:57pm On Dec 04, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
Come on, will you stop this nonsense? Why are you advertising your singlehood? Who told you you are single? Did I certify you single? So all the plans I'm making to marry you once I hammer money na joke to you? Bia enyim, take your time oh. angry

Before I open my eyes and close it, you better have taken down that post.
Ok o. Please do fast and come and see my people so you can pay my groom price. I don't want this year to pass me by cos almost all my friends are all married. tongue
RomanceRe: Found This On Reddit. Be Careful Kings. by Nazgul: 4:32pm On Dec 04, 2020
There's nothing to be careful about, if you're a real wise man you'll know a girl with a high body count without her having tell you. You'll even be able to smell her fraud and decit when she tries using Virgina tighteen cream to fool you into believing that you're the second or third guy in her life.
RomanceRe: Some Of Us Men Are Worse Than Women . And I Am One Of The Bad Eggs by Nazgul: 2:47pm On Dec 04, 2020
My brother, I wouldn't judge you cos no one is perfect even me.

What I'll tell you is that you need maturity and discipline.

Maturity to know that you're not more a baby and you've grown to a certain stage so certain things should fall off naturally from your life. You must be able to draw the line between the boy and the man. Kill the boy and let the man live.

Discipline to know that even though you're hungry you wouldn't eat because you're fasting. Meaning when next you see a curvy girl and you know that deep down you desire her, you must refrain yourself from making any kind of sexual advances towards her because you have someone you don't wish to hurt. You should be able to control your lust or else it would destroy you.

We read everyday on Nairaland how notable men in the society were destroyed because they lacked the discipline in controlling their sexual urge. You must learn to control yours if you want to go far in life.
RomanceRe: Help Me, Cultist Are After My Life by Nazgul: 2:34pm On Dec 04, 2020
Usorohtheman:
I stay in Port Harcourt. I had an issue with a lady in the compound I'm staying. She decided to invite her nephew who is a cultist. And when the guy came, he picked up a fight with me. However, we fought. Now, after the fight, he has gone to call more of his colleagues to come attack me.

I had to leave the area, I went to my friend's place to stay and spend the night there in order to cool off. Today, my dad called and he is telling me not to come back to the house for now. He said that the cultists are looking for me.

So please house, what can I do? I can't run from the house.
How can you even fight with a lady in the first place? This is where you got it all wrong.

When you come across a rude lady, there's obviously someone, something, someplace...etc giving her backing hence her rudeness.

Next time when you see a lady whose visibly rude just ignore whatever she tells you and continue on your way. For me I personally avoid them.

I wouldn't advice you to report to the police cos even our police of today are all cultist. Just lay low for a while till everything dies down then you come back.

You're not a rival member who killed one of them so even if they catch you, they can't kill you. Las Las they'll obtain you and give you a few slaps and allow you to go.
RomanceRe: What....this Is Part Of The Bride Price List ....not Palliative? by Nazgul: 12:54pm On Dec 04, 2020
Pierocash:
Everything I am seen there isn't up to 200k
What you're seeing here is not even up to half of the items on the list.

By the time he's done he'll be spending close to a million naira on just traditional alone, white wedding is still there o.
RomanceRe: What....this Is Part Of The Bride Price List ....not Palliative? by Nazgul: 12:27pm On Dec 04, 2020
MJBOLT:
i hope the lady is a virgin undecided
Exactly my thoughts... imagine spending so much for a community borehole.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2020/21 by Nazgul: 10:12am On Dec 04, 2020
OAM4J:
lol...sorry. cheesy


I gained 85 points to my changes!
Hello Mr moderator, I sent you an email please treat as urgent.

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