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See how EFCC carry d guy sharp sharp to court but if e reach our politicians and those dem dem people, dem go dey do us boju boju with EFCC traces, EFCC links, EFCC discovers, EFCC soakaways because na ... etc because na wash. Our laws are simply for the unconnected common man.

When will d EFCC stop selling bobo to nigerians and get down to serious business if dey actually intend? ? EFCC traces dis, EFCC discovers dat, EFCC indicts dis, EFCC alleges dat... and d blah blah blah goes on and wen dey get to court denials and counter denials of who said what and whether evidence was a written note or not. A serious minded body will get their facts right and gather all evidences which will b revealed in a court of law but here so-called evidences are awash in the media with and the media acting as the law courts and Nigerians playing the Judge, Jury and executioner as real trial isn't forthcoming even with all the so-called incriminating evidences and facts. D EFCC should stop distracting Nigerians and do their work.

If I b am I for don sue all of dem for negligence, and even snapping me without my permission and thereby exposing me to the world.

Dis one na Nosa ooo. She's definitely an exception to the rule of princesses looking royal. She no even look loyal.

I'm an Arsenal fan but it's high time we call a spade a spade, Wenger has lost it. His selection says it all. His selections are always predictable; same lineup and formation irrespective of the opposition. Imagine always playing the ineffectual and defensive liability called Ramsey in d middle. If he pairs El Neny with Coquelin in the middle, epilepsy go catch am It's even more embarrassing and sickening his subs and tactical tinkering as he has no idea how to change a game from the bench. Arsenal were neva going to win the league dat is no news. But Tottenham finishing above Arsenal or as it seems winning the league is going to be the biggest embarrassment for Arsenal in particular.

E no move up anything oooo. If for anything it's falling jus like the naira while their bills don rise pass dollar. From 6hrs daily to a little less than 4hrs.

I can't believe how pathetic some of u are in trying to defend dis pedophile and apportion blames to the gal and her family. We have allowed religion becloud our reasoning nd common sense. Why didn't Yunusa's father send back the gal since they had "booked" him a wife and knowing Ese's parents defintely didn't give consent?? It took 5 months and public outcry and pressure for the case to be eventually brought thus far. That's after claiming she was 17, 18 and more at d same time. There's definitely more to this whole drama but anyone trying to absolve "Yellow" of some blame is only going to end up fooling his or herself. A similar case also happened sometime ago involving a pastor's daughter in suleja and the Bida Emirates and I can't help but ask, does d religion encourage you to take someone's child for whatsoever reason without as much as consulting her family for consent? ? We all know what the reaction would b if a Christian or anyone other southerner takes a Muslim gal by force not to mention for marriage. Abeg make una jus let d relevant authorities deliberate the issue and quite letting sentiments becloud or common sense and reasoning.

@OP I understand ur allegiance to ur religion but it is totally misguided and u'ld end up making a fool of urself. Mayb U didn't realise d "sane" still has no idea of how she got to kano. Now let me ask u, does ur religion allow u take someone's daughter for whatsoever reasons without the consent of the family? Ur trying to justify the whole thing is just going to end up proving people's assertion. Jus let sleeping dogs lie and move on. ..

Hausa/Yoruba ethnic violence Didn't see dat one coming? I bet d yorubas thought d hausas dey like igbos wey dem dey always oppress for lagos.

How to spot a zombie...

-Their motto and most significant slogan is "Blame GEJ" and if he hasn't been connected to the case, blame his Administration and if it's still not connected, blame d umbrella .
- If it's good for the goose under an umbrella it's probably not dat good for the gander with a broom as d spellings are different, in otherwords their hypocrisy level is heightened.
- If your opinion on politics differs from theirs or u complain about the bad state of the nation, then u are either a wailer or an Ipob/ipod youth.
-Inability to reason on their own and as such don't expect anyone else to reason especially if it's not in line with theirs.
-Everything PMB does is a masterstroke, even wen he does nothing or is practically Johnny Walker
-They have to continually feed on lies and allegations generated by the virus and as such are always in a heightened state of mumucrity which also causes hallucinations.
- They somehow believe d state of things could have been worse if GEJ had continued..
-Their favourite words are "blame", "GEJ", "clueless", "DasukiGate", "Yams" "Yam-Eaters", "PMB", "Body-Language", "EFCC" "Kwaruption",
-Their favourite villains are Allison, Dasuki, Metuh, Kanu, Fayose and most importantly and top of the food chain Jona or GEJ.
- Their heroes include D lion of Ubima, Nasir, the Emir, Osho baba and any other umbrella wielding politician and most importantly and at the top of the food chain PMB.
-They are always attracted to and very active most especially in threads on EFCC allegations, PMB travels, APC blames on the state of things, PDP chieftain arrest, Army Technically winning the war,
- They somehow believe every EFCC indicted person (mostly under the umbrella) should b sent directly to jail without trial or evidence as every allegation by the EFCC no matter how ludicrous it sounds is true.
- They don't mind dat allegations churn up daily but trial is not forthcoming so long as it feeds their appetite.
- You'll need Lantern and torchlight to see dem in threads on 2016 padded Budget, falling naira, recent fuel scarcity, rising electricity bill amidst falling supply, extravagant lifestyle of Dino the Menace.
- They find a way to connect GEJ to everything wrong with the nation.
- They resort to insults wen confronted because like I said earlier, dey can't reason on their own.
- Their only definition of past administrations is the last administration.
-They'll most definitely create a counter post for dis .
If I get a ban for dis then there are probably zombies in high places at work. But if not please add urs because U must have come across dem.
N.B: THIS IS SIMPLY A PARODY BUT SHOULD B TAKEN SERIOUSLY WITH A PINCH OF SALT. IF E PAIN U THEN I'M SORRY U HAVE BEEN ZOMBIFIED...

Some of d signs exhibited by sufferer especially on social media and nairaland especially includes..
-Their motto and most significant aspect of the sign is "Blame GEJ" and if he hasn't been connected to the case, blame his Administration and if it's still not connected, blame d umbrella .
- If it's good for the goose under an umbrella it's probably not dat good for the gander with a broom as d spellings are different, in otherwords their hypocrisy level is heightened.
- If your opinion on politics differs from theirs or u complain about the bad state of the nation, then u are either a wailer or an Ipob/ipod youth.
-Inability to reason on their own and as such don't expect anyone else to reason especially if it's not in line with theirs.
-Everything PMB does is a masterstroke, even wen he does nothing.
-They have to continually feed on lies and allegations generated by the virus and as such are always in a heightened state of mumucrity which also causes hallucinations.
- They somehow believe d state of things could have been worse if GEJ had continued..
-Their favourite words are "blame", "GEJ", "clueless", "DasukiGate", "Yams" "Yam-Eaters", "PMB", "Body-Language", "EFCC" "Kwaruption",
-Their favourite villains are Allison, Dasuki, Metuh, Kanu, Fayose and most importantly and top of the food chain Jona or GEJ.
- Their heroes include D lion of Ubima, Nasir, the Emir, Osho baba and any other umbrella wielding politician and most importantly and at the top of the food chain PMB.
-They are always attracted to and very active most especially in threads on EFCC allegations, PMB travels, APC blames on the state of things, PDP chieftain arrest
- They somehow believe every EFCC indicted person (mostly under the umbrella) should b sent directly to jail without trial or evidence as every allegation by the EFCC no matter how ludicrous it sounds is true.
- They don't mind dat allegations churn up daily but trial is not forthcoming so long as it feeds their appetite.
- You'll need Lantern and torchlight to see dem in threads on 2016 padded Budget, falling naira, recent fuel scarcity, rising electricity bill amidst falling supply, extravagant lifestyle of Dino the Menace.
- They find a way to connect GEJ to everything wrong with the nation.
- They resort to insults wen confronted because like I said earlier, dey can't reason on their own.
- Their only definition of past administrations is the last administration.
-They'll most definitely create a counter thread.
If I get a ban for dis then there are probably zombies in high places at work. But if not please add urs because U must have come across dem.
N.B: THIS IS SIMPLY A PARODY BUT SHOULD B TAKEN SERIOUSLY WITH A PINCH OF SALT. IF E PAIN U THEN I'M SORRY U HAVE BEEN ZOMBIFIED...

I guess the increasing fulani attacks and the failed attacks on an IDP camps are desperate or inconsequential as well.

Never argue with a zombie, they are on autoredial of " Blame GEJ/PDP... Imagine one blaming corruption for Almajiris in the north also.

HOW TO SPOT A ZOMBIE....

-Their motto and most significant slogan is "Blame GEJ" and if he hasn't been connected to the case, blame his Administration and if it's still not connected, blame d umbrella .
- If it's good for the goose under an umbrella it's probably not dat good for the gander with a broom as d spellings are different, in otherwords their hypocrisy level is heightened.
- If your opinion on politics differs from theirs or u complain about the bad state of the nation, then u are either a wailer or an Ipob/ipod youth.
-Inability to reason on their own and as such dey don't expect anyone else to reason especially if it's not in line with theirs.
-Everything PMB does is a masterstroke, even wen he does nothing.
- PMB's incessant globetrotting is not a problem...
-They have to continually feed on lies and allegations generated by the virus and as such are always in a heightened state of mumucrity which also causes hallucinations.
- They somehow believe d state of things could have been worse if GEJ had continued..
-Their favourite words are "blame", "GEJ", "clueless", "DasukiGate", "Yams" "Yam-Eaters", "PMB", "Body-Language", "EFCC" "Kwaruption",
-Their favourite villains are Allison, Dasuki, Metuh, Kanu, Fayose and most importantly and top of the food chain Jona or GEJ.
- Their heroes include D lion of Ubima, Nasir, the Emir, Osho baba and any other umbrella wielding politician and most importantly and at the top of the food chain PMB.
-They are always attracted to and very active most especially in threads on EFCC allegations, PMB travels, APC blames on the state of things, PDP chieftain arrest
- They somehow believe every EFCC indicted person (mostly under the umbrella) should b sent directly to jail without trial or evidence as every allegation by the EFCC no matter how ludicrous it sounds is true.
- They don't mind dat allegations churn up daily but trial is not forthcoming so long as it feeds their appetite.
- You'll need Lantern and torchlight to see dem in threads on 2016 padded Budget, falling naira, recent fuel scarcity, rising electricity bill amidst falling supply, extravagant lifestyle of Dino the Menace.
- They find a way to connect GEJ to everything wrong with the nation.
- They resort to insults wen confronted because like I said earlier, dey can't reason on their own.
- Their only definition of past administrations is the last administration.
-They'll most definitely create a counter post.
If I get a ban for dis then there are probably zombies in high places at work. But if not please add urs because U must have come across dem.
N.B: THIS IS SIMPLY A PARODY BUT SHOULD B TAKEN SERIOUSLY WITH A PINCH OF SALT. IF E PAIN U THEN I'M SORRY U HAVE BEEN ZOMBIFIED...

Infact sacking Wenger won't be enof, he should be arrested and charged for sabotage

Arsenal should be banned from Premier League and sent to d Scottish League. Wenger has always lost years ago and it was always evident in his substitutions and choice of players he kept faith in. Imagine d kind average players he fantasizes of winning anything with. I blame their London fans, if na Africa b dis na since time immemorial Wenger for run. Imagine the illusion wey I dey live all dis years in the name of being an Arsenal fan. Arsenal has made me lose appetite for football since. Na only highlights of soccer matches I dey muster faith watch. Well d thunder wey go fire Wenger still dey queue to buy fuel.

HOW TO SPOT ZOMBIES....

-Their motto and most significant aspect of the sign is "Blame GEJ" and if he hasn't been connected to the case, blame his Administration and if it's still not connected, blame d umbrella .
- If it's good for the goose under an umbrella it's probably not dat good for the gander with a broom as d spellings are different, in otherwords their hypocrisy level is heightened.
- If your opinion on politics differs from theirs or u complain about the bad state of the nation, then u are either a wailer or an Ipob/ipod youth.
-Inability to reason on their own and as such don't expect anyone else to reason especially if it's not in line with theirs.
-Everything PMB does is a masterstroke, even wen he does nothing.
-They have to continually feed on lies and allegations generated by the virus and as such are always in a heightened state of mumucrity which also causes hallucinations.
- They somehow believe d state of things could have been worse if GEJ had continued..
-Their favourite words are "blame", "GEJ", "clueless", "DasukiGate", "Yams" "Yam-Eaters", "PMB", "Body-Language", "EFCC" "Kwaruption",
-Their favourite villains are Allison, Dasuki, Metuh, Kanu, Fayose and most importantly and top of the food chain Jona or GEJ.
- Their heroes include D lion of Ubima, Nasir, the Emir, Osho baba and any other umbrella wielding politician and most importantly and at the top of the food chain PMB.
-They are always attracted to and very active most especially in threads on EFCC allegations, PMB travels, APC blames on the state of things, PDP chieftain arrest
- They somehow believe every EFCC indicted person (mostly under the umbrella) should b sent directly to jail without trial or evidence as every allegation by the EFCC no matter how ludicrous it sounds is true.
- They don't mind dat allegations churn up daily but trial is not forthcoming so long as it feeds their appetite.
- You'll need Lantern and torchlight to see dem in threads on 2016 padded Budget, falling naira, recent fuel scarcity, rising electricity bill amidst falling supply, extravagant lifestyle of Dino the Menace.
- They find a way to connect GEJ to everything wrong with the nation.
- They resort to insults wen confronted because like I said earlier, dey can't reason on their own.
- Their only definition of past administrations is the last administration.
-They'll most definitely create a counter thread.
If I get a ban for dis then there are probably zombies in high places at work. But if not please add urs because U must have come across dem.
N.B: THIS IS SIMPLY A PARODY BUT SHOULD B TAKEN SERIOUSLY WITH A PINCH OF SALT. IF E PAIN U THEN I'M SORRY U HAVE BEEN ZOMBIFIED...

Jus d kind of thread zombies luv... Let the PMB eulogies and GEJ insults begin...

Well if dey have technically won the war why are dey still practically looking for this number of BH commanders and physical don't know where dey are?? Something tactically doesn't add up...

D OP doesn't need publicizing d site... D site has been around for the a while now. Dem and naijauncut dey d same line. I found one of my ex's sextape sometime ago on naijauncut as well and after a while d video disappeared from the Internet. I guess it was deleted. OP make sure everyone who know her sees the video or beta still jus let it go. I fit don watch the video sef because e b like say I don watch most of the videos there

blackpanda:
I didnt see anything amazing there. All this desperate hopeless wailers sha! Lubbish

menacetosociety:
U dey mind this IPOB cretins I know Tanzania like the palm of my hand!na wash

Some of U would be a perfect fit for roles in THE WALKING DEAD.. D zombie in U is jus suited for the series.

I think the APC should just open up a wing for opposition while anoda wing rules because dis ruling opposition thing is becoming annoying.

Watch zombies label punch Newspapers ipod /Ipob wailing machinery. Well Baba's trying to do his own "Around the world before 80yrs". Well Zombies won't see anything wrong in any of it.

She's definitely sex starved and is looking for attention....

Na small small truth go dey come out. EFCC jus dey dance to the beat of their ogas at the top. In the end dey end up humiliating demselves everytime a court rules against dem. Soon and very soon dem go totally loose wateva is left of their credibility. But zombies won't see anything wrong in their excesses.

Una no dey tire Dust again? Must u people win everything for heavens sake?? If u loose in the spirit of sportsmanship accept defeat for f**k's sake and move on. It's even more annoying as it's exactly what zombies feed on so expect dem to feed on the dust. Lobish ppl.

All these politicians are no different from prostitutes. Money for hand, back for ground. Wen their interests are not met or looks threatened, they decamp or form splinter groups. With the PDP still confused and yet to get over the shock of loosing the elections, we are stuck with an equally confused APC still trying to find it's stranglehold on the numerous issues dey are facing.

Fellow Nairalanders, there's a plague we've had to deal with the coming of a new CHANJI govt coupled with the harsh crippling socio-economic, religious and even climatic hell we're now facing.The menace of Zombies prowling all over and spread by d symbiote HayPeeCee propagandist virus. Some of d signs exhibited by sufferer especially on social media and nairaland especially includes..

-Their motto and most significant aspect of the sign is "Blame GEJ" and if he hasn't been connected to the case, blame his Administration and if it's still not connected, blame d umbrella .
- If it's good for the goose under an umbrella it's probably not dat good for the gander with a broom as d spellings are different, in otherwords their hypocrisy level is heightened.
- If your opinion on politics differs from theirs or u complain about the bad state of the nation, then u are either a wailer or an Ipob/ipod youth.
-Inability to reason on their own and as such don't expect anyone else to reason especially if it's not in line with theirs.
-Everything PMB does is a masterstroke, even wen he does nothing.
-They have to continually feed on lies and allegations generated by the virus and as such are always in a heightened state of mumucrity which also causes hallucinations.
- They somehow believe d state of things could have been worse if GEJ had continued..
-Their favourite words are "blame", "GEJ", "clueless", "DasukiGate", "Yams" "Yam-Eaters", "PMB", "Body-Language", "EFCC" "Kwaruption",
-Their favourite villains are Allison, Dasuki, Metuh, Kanu, Fayose and most importantly and top of the food chain Jona or GEJ.
- Their heroes include D lion of Ubima, Nasir, the Emir, Osho baba and any other umbrella wielding politician and most importantly and at the top of the food chain PMB.
-They are always attracted to and very active most especially in threads on EFCC allegations, PMB travels, APC blames on the state of things, PDP chieftain arrest
- They somehow believe every EFCC indicted person (mostly under the umbrella) should b sent directly to jail without trial or evidence as every allegation by the EFCC no matter how ludicrous it sounds is true.
- They don't mind dat allegations churn up daily but trial is not forthcoming so long as it feeds their appetite.
- You'll need Lantern and torchlight to see dem in threads on 2016 padded Budget, falling naira, recent fuel scarcity, rising electricity bill amidst falling supply, extravagant lifestyle of Dino the Menace.
- They find a way to connect GEJ to everything wrong with the nation.
- They resort to insults wen confronted because like I said earlier, dey can't reason on their own.
- Their only definition of past administrations is the last administration.
-They'll most definitely create a counter thread.

If I get a ban for dis then there are probably zombies in high places at work. But if not please add urs because U must have come across dem.

N.B: THIS IS SIMPLY A PARODY BUT SHOULD B TAKEN SERIOUSLY WITH A PINCH OF SALT. IF E PAIN U THEN I'M SORRY U HAVE BEEN ZOMBIFIED...

Fellow Nairalanders, there's a plague we've had to deal with coupled with the harsh crippling socio-economic, religious and even climatic hell we now experience. It's the menace of Zombies as it's d only name befitting such condition and it's being spread by d symbiote HayPeeCee propagandist virus. Some of d signs exhibited by sufferer especially on social media and nairaland especially includes..

-Their motto and most significant aspect of the sign is "Blame GEJ" and if he hasn't been connected to the case, blame his Administration and if it's still not connected, blame d umbrella .
- If it's good for the goose under an umbrella it's probably not dat good for the gander with a broom as d spellings are different, in otherwords their hypocrisy level is heightened.
- If your opinion on politics differs from theirs or u complain about the bad state of the nation, then u are either a wailer or an Ipob/ipod youth.
-Inability to reason on their own and as such don't expect anyone else to reason especially if it's not in line with theirs.
-Everything PMB does is a masterstroke, even wen he does nothing.
-They have to continually feed on lies and allegations generated by the virus and as such are always in a heightened state of mumucrity which also causes hallucinations.
- They somehow believe d state of things could have been worse if GEJ had continued..
-Their favourite words are "blame", "GEJ", "clueless", "DasukiGate", "Yams" "Yam-Eaters", "PMB", "Body-Language", "EFCC" "Kwaruption",
-Their favourite villains are Allison, Dasuki, Metuh, Kanu, Fayose and most importantly and top of the food chain Jona or GEJ.
- Their heroes include D lion of Ubima, Nasir, the Emir, Osho baba and any other umbrella wielding politician and most importantly and at the top of the food chain PMB.
-They are always attracted to and very active most especially in threads on EFCC allegations, PMB travels, APC blames on the state of things, PDP chieftain arrest
- They somehow believe every EFCC indicted person (mostly under the umbrella) should b sent directly to jail without trial or evidence as every allegation by the EFCC no matter how ludicrous it sounds is true.
- They don't mind dat allegations churn up daily but trial is not forthcoming so long as it feeds their appetite.
- You'll need Lantern and torchlight to see dem in threads on 2016 padded Budget, falling naira, recent fuel scarcity, rising electricity bill amidst falling supply, extravagant lifestyle of Dino the Menace.
- They find a way to connect GEJ to everything wrong with the nation.
- They resort to insults wen confronted because like I said earlier, dey can't reason on their own.
- Their only definition of past administrations is the last administration.
-They'll most definitely create a counter thread.

If I get a ban for dis then there are probably zombies in high places at work. But if not please add urs because U must have come across dem.

N.B: THIS IS SIMPLY A PARODY BUT SHOULD B TAKEN SERIOUSLY WITH A PINCH OF SALT. IF E PAIN U THEN I'M SORRY U HAVE BEEN ZOMBIFIED...

Opposition Ruling Party APC.. Party for zombies, by zombies and full of zombies. D time dis people have spent asking about past administrations is enough to have come up with policies first..

Standing5:
That's a valid excuse bro. The elites are ready to thwart the anti-corruption campaign in anyway. What has price of pawpaw got to do with dollar exchange rate?

Lolzzzzz... Valid excuse? Typical zombie sighted....

Wait oh, a reception in ur country for coming back from an official visit Which kind hypocrites b dis sef? How many days ago him comot? And yet dem say money no dey. Oya zombies all hail ya Messiah

Dis trend is really becoming annoying... If not for public outcry and confirmation of her real age dis case would have lingered on and eventually forgotten. Imagine the perverts even manipulating some so called audio interrogation of the girl in the name of quashing the abduction allegations. This is almost d same thing dat happened last year or so involving d Bida Emirates a pastor's daughter who unfortunately was an adult. A so called interrogation was also circulated in d media with eerily similar conversation. What is it with abducting and manipulating and forcing gals in particular to convert?? And for dis case to have lingered on dis long... Try converting a northern Muslim gal to Christianity and see or worst still abduct her and see if there won't b a riot all over the nation. Rubbish ppl.