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Idowuogbo: Hmmmm.... so dat place na tested and trusted for u abi? how long dem use cure ur epilepsy? also did dey manage to look into ur impotence? abeg go and do night vigil dia o! ur dead brain cells needs redemption.See dis product of animal surrogacy making noise like say na me get d monkey wey carry hin belle for yansh, abeg go drink petrol

Vagabon!

I laff in romantic codes!!! My dear, u will soon approach menopause. Does it not bother u that till now, all d men peeping btw ur legs do so just for fun? I assure u, I'm not d problem. In fact, I will point u to a solution. My grand-dad needs a fifth wife for his old age. At all at all na him bad pass. Where wud u like him to propose to u? In his farm?

swtchicgurl: i'm sure say na girl dey propose to you and not u doing d proposal! Smh

Mind wat u wish for. Do u know wat it means if the scenario u just created actually happens? I be superstar be dat na! Mehn, say I dey my own, babe dey come propose! E go sweet o. I go just cross leg dey smile dey feel like Brad Pitt. E easy?
Abeg no raise my expectations jare.

Idowuogbo: Who b una? I tell u i get problem ni? Abeg carry ur crusade enter village square jare!

See, no be me say make u celebrate ur 36th birthday for ur mama house. There are churches that will help find out wat ur problem is. No beef me. No be me cause am. Have u tried Tekewari Deliverance Mission yet? After two days of dia prayers u wil get a husband, fast!
Oya, face front, chronic spinster.

Idowuogbo: Wetin happen? Y u dey provoke? We no ur sisters dem no get choice but no carry ur kuruno come hia my friend!

Mstewwww!!!!

I no get sister. But then, wetin I talk na lie? Where una see husband? Una dey discuss by faith, I knw. Well, amen to una faith. Sow more seeds and do more fsating. Nothing is impossible. Afterall, I wish una well.

Thank u all for ur contributions. I'll set abt it now. I'll stil come back if I hv any issues.
Once again, thanks to d whole house!

With all d agencies the NASS is attempting to create, how on earth do they expect the President to assent to them? Haba na! With this age of shrinking governments and bureaucracies? No na.
All that one na to settle their wives, in-laws, girlfriends, political cronies, and community thugs for all those agencies. GEJ on this u hv my support. Let them bring it to d public domain and let dem state their reasons for so many new agencies and see if public opinion will not drown them. Like someone said here, y don't they veto him?

Out of a very mischievous imagination, a thought popped out: when d unarmed, peace-loving, and due process-Unilag students were protesting (I'm yet to come to terms with wat eva new name) President Jonathan only had this to say: 'the decision is final(meaning: no dialogue on d matter. If u don't like it, go hug a transformer).
Yet he actively runs after Boko boiz, begging them to dialogue.
Now, just what if Boko sumtin came out with a demand: u must leave d name Unilag d way it is.
What wud be GEJ's response? Ur tots here!

Where una see husband in d first place? With the abounding scarcity of male life partners, even if dem propose to una for inside dream, una get choice?

chuksvoice: Ever since I have known the name MKO Abiola, almost everything about him has always been shrewd in controversies. Perhaps his ghost has refused to be layed to rest or ... Can some give a logical explanation on this? Am just puzzled

I have always suspected that u r an imb.e.cile. U just provided unassailable proof.

Beaf: I posted this on an earlier thread:

For the first time on NL, u have come across an argument u hv no counter to other than d inane post quoted above. Who ever said d name cudnt be changed? Is d learned SAN's erudite opinion against the name change or against the PROCEDURE which gave birth to d name change?
Try and understand issues b4 u comment on them so as to reduce the number of times u make a fool of urself. Y not try bending that obsequious brain of urs to come up with a logical and legal counter to the position taken above?

jason123: Fashola, YOU MUST CONTEST! No be only Lagosians go enjoy you. Why are you selfish?!

Never talk to Fash first. Na wen guys don enter street carry placard dey chant 'U must contest o, u must contest: we no gree, u must contest' na dat time him go knw say d matter pass as him see am now.

Egypt ha never been black. White or near white all the time. Why are u people so keen on claiming racial affinity with Egypt because of their rich history? How about Tunisia, Libya, Morocco? Why is nobody saying anything about them being kin?
If all d technological and intellectual history and achievements of ancient Egypt were achieved by blacks, how about them replicating same instead of wallowing in perpetual poverty, disease, and ignorance? Why depend on d white man u claim to have 'taught' civilisation for handouts and sustenance?
if one draws inference from d Bible, a question arises: why was Moses thought of as an Egyptian if their skins were black and his white?
U guys shd look for present, verifiable, pan-African achievements instead of seeking to bask in reflected glory. Modern-day Egypt, thankfully, doesn't share this 'we-are-all-blacks' view.

But if u still want to know y they are now white, ask Michael Jackson.

US President Obama recently vetoed a detailed Franco-Saudi plan for ending President Bashar Assad’s rule by means of a massive air strike against his palace that would at one fell swoop wipe him, his family and top leadership circle out, debkafile’s military and intelligence sources report.

Their plan was for the presidential palace situated atop Mount Qassioun northeast of Damascus to be devastated by French warplanes taking off from the Charles de Gaulle aircraft carrier off Syria’s Mediterranean coast and Saudi and United Arab Emirates bombers flying in through Jordan.
They would bomb the palace for 12 hours in several sorties while at the same time American fighter jets launched from a US aircraft carrier cruising in the Mediterranean or Red Sea would shut down Syria’s air defenses, which are considered among the most sophisticated and densely-arrayed in the region.
US warplanes would also keep the Syrian Air Force grounded and prevented from repulsing the incoming bombers.

This plan was presented to President Obama separately by Nicolas Sarkozy before he was voted out of office and Saudi Defense Minister Prince Salman, who arrived at the White House on April 12 for a personal presentation. The prince maintained that there is no end in sight for the Syrian conflict; it would only spread and ignite the rest of the Middle East. The peril could only be rooted out at source by a single, sharp military strike that would remove Assad and his close clan for good. This would be the only acceptable kind of Western-Arab armed intervention in Syria and it had the added advantage of being effective without bringing foreign boots to Syrian soil.

In early May, Sarkozy was still trying to talk Obama around to the plan. He spent his last days in the Elysée Palace in long telephone conversations with the White House in which he drove home three points:

1.  Because Assad has concentrated his family, top military command and intelligence chiefs at a single nerve center behind the fortified walls of the Qassioun Palace, the snake’s head can feasibly be cut off at one stroke.
The case of Libya’s Muammar Qaddafi was different because, unlike Assad, he never stayed long in one place and was constantly on the move.

 2. Once that nerve center is destroyed, Syrian army and intelligence would be bereft of their sources of command. Their troops may remain in their bases and wait for news, while their officers may use the sudden political vacuum in Damascus to try and seize power. In either case, the Syrian military would be free of its orders to crush the anti-Assad revolt.
3.  The French, Saudi and UAE air forces lack a central command center capable of coordinating a major combined air operation and therefore depend on the United States to provide this essential component. American military input is also vital for paralyzing Syria’s air defenses by applying its cyber warfare capabilities to disrupt the radar systems of Syria’s anti-air missile batteries.
Our Washington sources report that Obama consistently resisted repeated French and Saudi efforts to jump aboard their initiative.
The Saudi defense minister at one point in their conversation told the US president harshly that it was time for the Americans to stop talking and start acting. But Obama remained unmoved.
These events, revealed here by debkafile, provide the background for Presidents Barak Obama and Francois Hollande’s divergent responses Tuesday, May 29, to the al-Houla atrocity and its 108 brutally murdered victims.
The White House repeated its objection to military intervention in Syria “at this time,” because it would only “increase the carnage.” A military option was left on the table.

That was standard Obama-speak for the crisis in Syria, behind which he remains determined to stay out of armed action for unseating President Assad and instead seek a deal with the Russians on the Syrian ruler’s fate as part and parcel of a comprehensive accord on Syria and Iran’s nuclear program.
President Hollande was at first quoted as saying he does not rule out armed intervention in Syria. Elysée sources later watered down this statement with the qualifier: …”only with UN Security Council approval.”
On top of the American hurdle, Moscow and Beijing rushed Wednesday, May 30, to reiterate that they would oppose (veto) any Security Council resolution authorizing military intervention in Syria, so effectively nipping the French intention in the bud.
Bashar Assad accordingly had no qualms about sending UN-Arab League envoy Kofi Annan off empty-handed from a final bid to salvage his peace mission: The world powers have left him sitting pretty in his palace, unconcerned about his future and free to pursue one of the most vicious anti-opposition campaigns of modern times.



Source: http://www.debka.com/article/22041/Obama-nixes-French-Saudi-plan-to-finish-Assad-by-bombing-his-palace

[quote author=Royal-VII]AntiGayness and Homophobia is not Cool


~~Anti-Bogotry~~


...lol That niqqah is a Fhagg tho Im juss Sayin...

...Its ok..Gay people are cool. [/quote]The fact that u r gay does not mean u must try to flaunt it here on NL. Y not apply to marry d f.a.g.g.o.t?

SuyaEater: see our priorities nigerians ...chei!!!!!

I am glad i left that shithole back in the 90s

Yea, u r glad u left here to stay in Sierra Leone. N u knw wat? No one misses u here or wants u back.

Beaf: Lets be honest, something has gone terribly wrong in the SW.

Only in ur imaginations.

Desola: seriously though, can this decision be reversed? I'm even sadder than the day he won the election. This man has become a thorn in our flesh. I despise him beyond words.

He is a devourer, he has come to destroy all good things in his path. I curse those who voted for him!

We multiply ur curse, wrap it well, and send it back to u, ur family, ur generation, and all that u stand for. May it never be well wit u forever. May hatred bring u HBP and, and, and....
No let me curse u o.

Moshood Abiola Poly + Moshood Abiola University = Moshood Abiola Group of Schools.

Folanke Nursery and Primary school to be renamed Moshood Abiola Nursery/Primary School: Sources.

Oremi Secondary School to be renamed Moshood Abiola Secondary School: Aso Rock aide.

All will become Moshood Abiola Conglomerate of Schools.

afam4eva: The government should consider multi-ethnic states like Rivers and Delta.

The Ogoni people have been clamouring for their own state.

Is there a way to join the remaining Ijaws in River state to their brothers in Bayelsa? Do they share a border?

I want all the Igboid groups in rivers state to have their own state.

Anioma should also be given a state, so that the so-called real Deltans can allow them to rest.

I'm really not keen on a state in the south-east. I just hope I'm not carved into another state and. So that Jonathan does not in his wisdom name the state "Ukwu-mango state".

In the south-west, Ibadan state should be looked into. But what will happen to Oyo state when Ibadan is gone. Is it Ogbomoso that will be the capital?

Long trash. Ur malaria is in d +++ region.

jmaine: Do we have enough info to speak conclusively on this . .to the point of affirming it's authenticity . . . .

I think not. In Nairaworld we rush to ill-informed analysis quickly, based on hastily-pasted news. Many folks here don't understand d meaning of 'authencity'. There shd hv been quotations from d bill; specific sections shd be read out.
Abeg, I don't hv time today for good, old GEJ-bashing. I'm hiding my own stick today jare until I confirm d news.

coded777: How on earth does this s.hit pay my school fees at UNILAG?
Only an ignoramus would buy this! even if ya father na OBJ, are U done with exploring the ones still in the market, if not for egoistic fantasies. Mteeeeewww.

The fone is not for little schoolboys like u whom mummy still needs to give pocket money. Stick with the Nokia X-2 aunty Jane's husband bought u as matric gift, for now. In a few year's time, u will be able to contribute meaningfully to discussions like this, ok? Now, off wit ur books!

Hello everyone. I intend to buy a Toyota Camry of either 2005 or 2003, depending on d costs. Could someone help tell me their current prices and wat it will cost to pay custom duties from Cotonou?
Is it wise to order from d US? How much for clearance? Any idea of how much it might cost there?
Thanks for helpin out!

Gbawe: Utterances like this indicate that Nigeria is doomed. After all we have seen, some are still talking with the sentiments they appproached the polling booth with in 2011. Pray tell us why GEJ was the best candidate.

If we inspect the usual parameters used worldwide, by those who shun sentiments, you will quickly realise you are just talking out of ethnic/sectional/religious bias. GEJ was a total mediocrity in public office. He did not distinguish himself at all and had the worst CV as a public servant and I don't know how you come to the inane conclusion you submit here. I can only assume you are one of those Southerners who deem "the best" to be any non-Northerner even if he is entirely clueless compared to the Northerners he is contesting against.

I will surely sue u for piracy of my unpublished thoughts! And I am a Southerner to boot!

Beaf: I expect objective arguments, not wishy-washy sentiment. What I percieve though is that you have not grasped the full significance of events occurring around now. There are several battles going on and people like Tompolo have always been an intrinsic part of one of those fundamental struggles, but I will let you ruminate on that for a few months.


When you mention a cabal that stole 2.7trillion, how does that affect anything? Especially when GEJ was resolute in his demand that the vehicle (subsidy) for the theft be destroyed because it was corrupt? It is quite dishonest to victimise the finger that did the pointing; in fact if GEJ had not demanded that the subsidy system be cancelled due to corruption, would you ever have known about it? If GEJ had not opened up the black box that is the oil trade, what would you be complaining about today. Go and read the constitution thoroughly and when you are done, give praise where it is due. Past Presidents simply dealt with the mafia-like oil trade as they saw fit and in silence.

As for the US saying whatever, I cannot understand if some of you are blind or something. I will reel out a short list of US actions in the last month:

1. The US opens a consulate in Kano
2. US claims boko haram is due to poverty
3. US does not invite GEJ to G8
4. Powerful lobbies in the US argue strongly about labelling boko haram a terrorist group
5. US launvhes verbal tirade
6. US cuts oil purchases from Nigeria

All the above have gone on within the last 4 weeks or so. Again, I will leave you to ruminate on those things for a couple of months.
I laugh when I hear some of the things you people say on NL. Nobody can teach you to walk or run.

U'v brought out the student of int'l politics and diplomacy in me. U got me thinkin. In diplomatic games, no move is made for d fun of it. Yea, even if all wat u said abt battles and all don't hold water for me, on this u got me thinkin real hard. Wat cud they be up to? The vulture does not circle in vain. We don't qualify as a Libya or Iraq. We don't merit intervention. And dia feet-dragging in Syria won't let them interfere anywhere else for now. Well, I'll ask Obama directly wen next we play chess together.

[quote author=~Bluetooth]That is why jonathan had to come out with a stu-pid excuse since there is no empirical answer to the question ! Dig it ? [/quote]U still don't get it. This story we are reading now was made up by wazobia just for fun. In real life, no Abati or GEJ said anytin abt any number of amens. The story is fake, understand?
U no even dey understand d whole joke sef.

The test was set up to determine to what extent people are willing to 'think outside the box'. And many of d answers posted so far are just great cos they are non-conventional.
The guiding principle is this: if we employ you, what innovation wud u be bringing here? Or wud u still do tins by d book, d way the industry has been doing witout anytin new? Show us wat u can come up wit!

[quote author=~Bluetooth]You are not answering my question.Why did jonathan refuse to say Amen when an anti-corruption prayer was said ? [/quote]Even the devil knows not what lies in d heart of a man. There is no empirical answer to that. I believe u can't say amen to a prayer that condemns u to judgment for sometin u r guilty of, or feel u r guilty of. So, in my view, he didn't say amen because he was corrupt and didn't want the divine retribution that would follow d amen. Satisfied?
Hey, I'm not a GEJ addict or sycophant. Did u check my username well? Did it read 'Beaf'? Why u dey gbege my life na?
So if I correctly discern dat d said story is a comic hoax, that necessarily translates to d fact that I must explain y GEJ didn't say amen?

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Do you mind telling us why jonathan refused to say amen to anti-corruption prayer coming at a time he just shared #1.1 billion among his ministers ?[/quote]But u already know d answer. That's y it is absurd to believe dis story. It is just a joke. But the real joke is on whomsoever believes the story. That's d person d laugh is on. It is a comic work u shd recognise from far.

Wazobia, tot April Fool's Day has long come and gone. This is May, almost June. And u know wat? U got them believing ur story! And yet they say GEJ is clueless. U see now? Like Prez like people! Esp on NL, folks that can't see beyond their noses.

Daresh: Rueben Abati is a bastard. H ethinks we are fools abi?

He may not have tot so, but by believing dat story, u r advertising and confirming the fact that it is true in ur own case. Now, even I tink so of u.

gregg2: Haters doing what they know how to do best. . .
spreading lies and mischiefmaking

What is ur problem, associate-retard? Are u sayin d story isn't true or that we shdnt know dat event actually happened?