Foreign Affairs › Re: Singapore To Give Citizens $300 Each Because Of Excess Budget by nduchucks: 7:51am On Feb 22, 2018 |
Let it be known to our uninformed youths that civil servants in Nigeria received similar distributions which was called Udoji awards.
Nigeria will regain its greatness soon after the failed looting generation of leaders die off on the next 10 or so years. |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Court Releases 475 Boko Haram Suspects by nduchucks: 2:54pm On Feb 20, 2018 |
The detention of any Nigerian for an extended period of time without charges is a gross violation of the human rights of the detained.
Whether the detained is Nnamdi Kanu or youths rounded up by poorly trained soldiers, is immaterial. It is still unconstitutional and wrong.
Those released kids should be paid some reparations. |
Family › Re: White Man Wants To Marry His Edo Girlfriend In Benin City by nduchucks: 10:39am On Feb 20, 2018 |
Kizyte: First of all let's start with your grammar, I am 'a European' man.
What part of Europe do you come from? Don't they teach the rules in vowel sound in the part of Europe you come from? a, e, i, o, u...
OP, no mind me, we here in Nairaland and criticism are like 5 & 6  Go and ask for a refund from whatever higher educational institution you attended. "Any word that sounds like it begins with a consonant is preceeded by the pronoun A, even if it begins with the letter E. Since the word EUROPEAN sounds like it begins with a Y, the proper pronoun is A. If the stress does not fall on the first syllable, then an rather than a is used." |
Health › Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A Penis Just After Intercourse? by nduchucks: 5:08am On Feb 19, 2018 |
DonteMec: Hello Fellow Nairalanders,
She really doesn't like sex. I hate that aspect of her. I have a high sex drive while she has little to zero sex drive. This has of course brought all sorts quarrel over the years. I have since learnt to manage her that way and bear that as my cross, since that is her only weak point. But its not easy.
........... It's like the penis is scared of my wife, because even a thought of her makes an erect penis go flat immediately................... Oga, there is nothing wrong with your sexual organ. Your real problem is evident in the bolded text in red above. I venture to guess that you are neither a teenager or even under 30years old. You see, when you are still very young, your prick will be ready for action at the sight of anything in skirts. In fact if ordinary breeze blows the wrong way, you unit (aka prick) can rise. This is the period when your unit really has a mind of its own, for it can even rise up when you are in the Church or Mosque when you do not have any sexual thought whatsoever.  As you get older, sex becomes more than a game and should be about love and intimacy with your spouse. You were simply turned off psychologically, by the fact that your wife is not into sex and probably not turned on by you. You yourself may be contributing to her lack of interest. Ask yourself these question: do you have an intimate relationship with your wife which does not include sex? Are you emotionally connected to her? Do you hold her close to you at night before you sleep and simply talk about her and things going on in her life? Does she know without a doubt that you love and adore her? Sex to most women, is much more than the physical act of penetration. You need to figure out what turns your wife on and then turn her on, dammit. You are the one who needs to get some therapy, not her. First, remove any doubt that you have not become impotent by taking Viagra or Cialis, (not fake one o) and believe you me, you unit will rise. If it doesn't then you may have become a Dan Daudu, so to speak.  Your next action is to learn to become intimate with your wife without sex. Reach her soul, love her, adore her, and your sex life will become as hot as you've never imagined. You homework for 2weeks: 1) Kiss her for no reason 3 times per day. 2) Stir in her eyes and tell her, those are the most beautiful eyes you've ever seen. While she melts in shock, kiss those eyes (do this . tomorrow only o) 3) For the next few days kiss her before either you or her leaves the house and repeat the process upon returning. 4) Flatter her about how impressive she's been intellectually and how she fully complete you and you'd be lost without her. I recommended 2 week because that is how long it takes for habits to be formed and/or broken. Good luck. |
Business › Rapper 50 Cent 'forgot' He Had Bitcoin—now It's Worth Over $7 Million by nduchucks(op): 7:59am On Feb 03, 2018 |
Rapper 50 Cent, also known as Curtis Jackson III, has reportedly amassed a small fortune in cryptocurrency.
Jackson racked up about 700 bitcoins after agreeing to accept digital currency as an alternative form of payment for his 2014 album "Animal Ambition," according to TMZ. That stake is now worth over $7 million.
In a now-deleted Instagram post, the 42-year-old took to social media to congratulate himself. In a post referencing the original TMZ report, he wrote, "Not Bad for a kid from South Side, I'm so proud of me." He followed up with an additional comment saying, "I'm a keep it real. I forgot I did that sh--t" 
The pat on the back is well deserved. At a time when bitcoin was only worth about $660 and yet to go mainstream, Jackson took a risk: He agreed to accept it as a form of payment. In a June 3, 2014, Reddit AMA (Ask Me Anything) on the same day his album was released, the hip hop mogul revealed that he made the decision in an attempt to "stay with [the] times."
The bitcoin that came in would have amounted to around $450,000 then. Since rising in value to around $11,200 per bitcoin according to Coinbase, that same stake would be worth closer to $7.8 million now.  Source |
Romance › Re: Video Of Woman Caught Trying To Have Sex With Her Best Friend's Husband In Hotel by nduchucks: 3:24pm On Jan 30, 2018 |
Why did these people shame the lady without exposing the man as well?  |
Politics › Re: FG Dumps Cattle Colonies, Asks States To Tackle Herdsmen Themselves- Daily Trust by nduchucks: 11:19pm On Jan 29, 2018 |
historyworld031: The southern people are going to have to fight for their rights. There is only one solution when some armed bandits threaten your people with genocide: Fight ! give them hell ! And that is what is going to happen. The fight needs to be taken to the north right in the house of the fulani herdsmen who have promised genocide ! How practical is that ? You have no peaceful solution for this problem. Sad. |
Politics › Re: FG Dumps Cattle Colonies, Asks States To Tackle Herdsmen Themselves- Daily Trust by nduchucks: 11:13pm On Jan 29, 2018 |
historyworld031: This is anything but a two sided conflict. Your people are entering private properties and killing and raping the owners. You guys see that your people are committing a genocide in the middle belt and you guys even boast about it. And now, you are promising to expand your genocide "unless..." You guys are crazy. The rest of the world calls you terrorists and that is what you are.
I am not going to act like the foolish nigerian who wants to pretend both victim and murderer are at fault. No, only the murderer is at fault ! Better policing would be a good solution. the fulani herdsmen need to be disarmed or everybody else needs to carry weapons. Expectedly, the rants are devoid of practical solutions. |
Politics › Re: FG Dumps Cattle Colonies, Asks States To Tackle Herdsmen Themselves- Daily Trust by nduchucks: 10:22pm On Jan 29, 2018 |
historyworld031: You will swallow your threats, guns are cheap in the south (due to access to the sea). It won't take long before even southern babies are armed with guns. You fulani herdsmen are biting what you can not chew. You are destroying the very nigeria which gives you guys access to water. Your constant attacks are only pushing nigeria into a civil war which would consume you guys and break nigeria into many entities. Stop your killings or face the consequences ! Youb have been warned ! Nigerians are dying senselessly because of these conflicts. The fact of the matter is these killings will continue on both sides until cool heads proffer a meaningful solution. Oga, lets hear you sensible solution pls. |
Nairaland General › Re: Mysterious And Huge Bird Killed In Ogbomoso by nduchucks: 8:23am On Jan 29, 2018 |
Foolish and ignorant goats. |
Politics › Re: FG Dumps Cattle Colonies, Asks States To Tackle Herdsmen Themselves- Daily Trust by nduchucks: 8:21am On Jan 29, 2018 |
Expect the hersmen/farmer conflicts to produce more deaths on both sides.
When the killings start to reach deep in southern states, the governor's will wise up and accept the only viable solution. |
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Nabbed On Their Way To "Attack" A Community In Edo. Photos by nduchucks: 11:46pm On Jan 28, 2018 |
Paretomaster: Bulshit.. .how are this Ones Fulani? This one's na hunters.. . Who attacks a community with Dane guns. .. All crimes in the Southern part of the country are now being blamed on herdsmen by incompetent investigative and/or police authorities. smh |
Politics › Re: Female Soldiers Dance As They Are Ready To Fight Boko Haram (Video) by nduchucks: 6:46pm On Jan 28, 2018 |
May God's Almighty shield protect these female soldiers. Ameen |
Travel › Re: What Is The Citizenship Of A Baby Born On An Airplane? by nduchucks: 8:17pm On Jan 27, 2018 |
This is a very interesting topic. Born in international waters/airspace Generally if the baby is born in international waters (or in the airspace above international waters), the child takes the citizenship of the mother. Pretty straightforward.
This follows in line with what is legally referred to as jus sanguinis (meaning right of blood - that you have the right to citizenship of the bloodline from which you originate). Born in the airspace of another countryAnother consideration is what happens if the baby is born in the airspace of another country. Here’s where jus soli (meaning right of soil) comes into play. The US currently extends an offer of citizenship to any child born in the country.
Not all countries do this, so don’t go traveling to North Korea in your third trimester just to attain that oh-so-coveted North Korean citizenship for your unborn child.
Some countries claim to observe jus soli with modifications: the UK requires that one of the parents be “legally settled” in the UK; other’s don’t require legal citizenship or residency per se, but do require a parent to have lived in the country for some period of time. Thailand requires that the parents have legally lived in Thailand for at least 5 years (legally) for jus soli to be valid for a child.
In some 30-40 countries, you can claim citizenship for being born in the country's airspace. But check before you’re born there because they might not offer it (or it might have other legal hurdles to clear before you can get it). 
If you’re curious (for totally academic purposes and not to plan some elaborate sociopathic con involving a human life you’ll bring into this world, of course), you might find the history and practice of birthright citizenship very interesting Disclosure:The above culled from various inet sources |
Politics › Re: 2018 Budget: FG Votes N5.30bn For Grazing Reserve Development by nduchucks: 9:12pm On Jan 24, 2018 |
Obi1kenobi: I've already proffered solutions. My very first comment on this thread was in agreement with the government supporting their ranching efforts. So I don't know what you're blabbering about. Using pretentious words like "logic" doesn't make you logical.
If by "effeminate emotionalism", you mean human feelings, I'm guilty as charged. If you're a psychopath that is desensitized to mindless, savage butchery, then you have my pity, sir.  Your case na wa.  |
Politics › Re: 2018 Budget: FG Votes N5.30bn For Grazing Reserve Development by nduchucks: 8:12pm On Jan 24, 2018 |
Obi1kenobi: Prejudice might seem wrong in idealistic theory, but it's not always wrong in practice. Prejudice is often rational and necessary when a collective group poses an existential threat to other groups. The blood-thirsty herdsmen murderers that have slaughtered thousands of people in just the last 2-3 years have done more than enough to earn whatever vile prejudice others hold them in. The notion that it is unfair that they have such a reputation after carrying out murderous carnage in every single region in the country has to strike you as ridiculous. I can't imagine what it must be like to be a Benue or Taraba farmer. Being a peace-loving person myself who can't even slaughter a chicken, I'd live in terror of those blood-thirsty demons dreading the day I'm unlucky enough to encounter them if I didn't live in an urban jungle like Lagos which is immune to their insanity. If people like you are not outraged by this barbarism and you're not shocked to the marrow by this senseless violence and the gory images, that's your issue. It evokes altogether different emotions in me.
Sometimes, people earn the "bigotry" directed at them. I'm Igbo for example and I feel deep shame at the bad reputation Nigerians have in Asia because of Igbo drug peddlers and criminals. When other groups deride us for it, I shut up because despite the fact I don't peddle drugs and I have no family who do, it's still a fact that many Igbo sons have dragged our name in the mud with their drug peddling. If Fulanis have a reputation as a blood-thirsty group, it's because they've done more than enough to earn that reputation both in the current polity and centuries of their violent history. Something tells me that you don't have the temperament required to proffer logical solutions to issues such as this. Effeminate emotionalism will not cut it. You have my pity sir. |
Politics › Re: 2018 Budget: FG Votes N5.30bn For Grazing Reserve Development by nduchucks: 5:22pm On Jan 24, 2018 |
Obi1kenobi: No...in this particular case, it's simply the business of an incompetent government, since the security apparatus that is totally dominated by Northerners (through a vicious nepotistic cycle that has persisted since the military era) cannot protect the victims of savage, blood-sucking herdsmen, appeasement is the only choice they've left us with. It's worth experimenting, but appeasement hasn't always sated their blood-lust. In places like Kaduna, El Rufai, tribalistic moroon that he is, basically PAID them to stop attacking Southern Kaduna indigenes and it still hasn't stopped them. You unfortunately devalued your post with vile prejudice, bigotry, and irresponsible generalizations. This is quite a shame. |
Politics › Re: 2018 Budget: FG Votes N5.30bn For Grazing Reserve Development by nduchucks: 12:42pm On Jan 24, 2018 |
Alejoas: Cattle grazing is a private business.... How much do they vote for poultry production that can save us the stress of overdependence on beef? This govt sef.... While cattle rearing crould be deemed to be private business, it is the business of a responsible government to find creative solutions for conflicts which cause deaths to Nigerians - farmers and herdsmen inclusive. |
Family › Re: 'if My Father-in-law Buy My Wife A New Range Rover, I Will Feel Disrespected' by nduchucks: 6:38am On Jan 23, 2018 |
If the husband can afford or already owns a comparable vehicle, this should not be an issues.
If the contrary is true, the father in law may end up destroying his daughter's marriage. |
Politics › Re: Why Herdsmen Burnt My Farm – Olu Falae by nduchucks: 6:43pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
"Suspected" herdsmen ko? Kwantinue |
Politics › Re: Letter Of Appreciation To Aisha Buhari – By Dele Momodu by nduchucks: 5:48pm On Jan 21, 2018 |
Dele, lets hope you are not making plans for Aisha if/when she is kicked out of her matrimonial home. Mumu |
Forum Games › Re: Is This Murder Or Suicide? by nduchucks: 5:41pm On Jan 21, 2018 |
I'll think outside the box and say it was neither murder or suicide.
The victim appeared to be chilling while he sat on his bed when a stray bullet from a wayward Nigerian policeman or from a gun used in a Chicago drive-by unfortunately landed on his head.
The man was probably oiling his gun (not abnormal) hence he was still holding it when the stray bullet hit him. |
Career › Re: Meet The Lady Who Makes Furniture With Used Tyres Gotten From Dumpsites. Photos by nduchucks: 3:31pm On Jan 20, 2018 |
Very creative. I wonder how the tires were sterilized before being converted to furniture. |
Politics › Re: Photos Of Cart Pushers Arrested In Lagos As Government Begins Clampdown by nduchucks: 8:25pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
A responsible government will not take away the livelihood of law abiding and hard working citizens without providing a viable alternative to the displaced workers.
This is how they breed unwilling criminals. Shame on Lagos State government. |
Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy Reacts To Donald Trump’s “Shithole” Remark (Video) by nduchucks: 2:40pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
Calling Haiti, El Salvador, and African countries Shitholes is separate and different from stating that immigrants to the US, should be sourced from countries such as Norway. Trump may be correct (many Africans & Nigerians agree with his "Shithole" description with the exception of a few in denial), he however displayed gross ignorance of the fact below: According to the 2016 American Community Survey, 62% of Nigerian Americans age 25 and higher hold bachelor's degrees (or higher) and 29% hold graduate or professional degrees. Nigerian immigrants have the highest levels of education in this city and the nation, surpassing whites and Asians. Given the quote above, Nigerians are actually a better source of immigrants to the US than Norwegians, under any merit based system. If it were not for the fact that Trump's policies have been excellent for investors in their stock market and Trump's choices of judges, I would have said the following to Trump: Mgbo piafuka gi isi |
Christianity Etc › Re: Commit Thy Ways Unto The Lord. by nduchucks: 9:36am On Jan 14, 2018 |
Expect professed Christians to run away from this thread like a plague.
Why? The thread is not about bashing Muslims, herdsmen, so-called Ipod-yoots, or so-called Afonjas. smh |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Calls Nigeria A Shithole (photos) by nduchucks: 1:30am On Jan 12, 2018 |
He should have referred to Nigeria and Haiti as lands flowing with milk, honey, and yellow gold to appease you people. smh |
Health › Re: Help I Can't Have Erection Anymore. by nduchucks: 10:58pm On Jan 10, 2018*. Modified: 11:30pm On Jan 10, 2018 |
Try Cialis, Viagra, or better yet Maganin Burantashi sprinkled on Suya.
If those fail, the issue may be psychological.
Also make sure that you are not suffering for severe high blood pressure which could affect prompt blood flow to your unit.
Sanu. |
Politics › Re: Fayose Says Fulani Herdsmen Are “terrorists”, Tells Buhari What To Do by nduchucks: 11:47am On Jan 10, 2018 |
HungerBAD: Fayose is right.
The definition of terror simply means to use intimidation tactics to put fear,and sometimes even kill others.
And the Fulani Herdsmen are guilty of this. Governors and others such as local government chairmen, and NASS members are bigger terrorists, if one were objective and fair. Outrage towards these folks is more befitting. |
Education › Re: Test Your English Proficiency Here (picture) by nduchucks: 11:03pm On Jan 06, 2018 |
The person who constructed the sentence has already failed the proficiency test.
A proficiently constructed sentence is typically devoid of ambiguities which fail to effectively communicate the message which the writer put forth. |
Politics › Re: Police Declare Yusuf Binji, BUA Cement MD Wanted Over Attack On Obaseki’s Convoy by nduchucks: 11:50am On Jan 05, 2018 |
If law enforcement agencies had evidence and presumably witnesses to support the notion that BUA sponsored militants, why wasn't the MD arrested before the reported assault?
I also wonder why these communities ask for handouts from corporations who invest in mining activities in their areas after the corporations have met all legal requirements to mine. Can't the people of these communities partner with businessmen and mine themselves instead of being lazy and stretching their hands out for freebies? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why History Says Jerusalem Belongs To The Jews by nduchucks: 2:41pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
It is interesting that we have Nigerians debating the history of Arabs and Jews. It is however shameful that these same Nigerians know little about their own history.
I bet many do not know a thing about Mansa Musa, Naguamatse and other important historical figures.
Our people love to drink Panadol for other people headache. |