₦airaland Forum

Melonsmasher:
When he should have rode straight to Aso Rock and protest against the bad government and fuel price to be cut down to something affordable to make life easy

Abi oh.

1. To distract Nigerians from election tribunal.
2. To get alleged promised support from the west for any favorable outcome of the election tribunal.
3. He is being blackmailed with "kompromat" they have on him. Which could be used to discredit him.

BoboNogoDie:
He's unavailable!

Who send the mumu cyclist?

Lol. Make him ride bicycle go visit bar beach.
Nna, the guy na real mumu man.

JASONjnr:
Irrespective of the fact that I fan Davido over Wizkid, turning down an ardent fan would make him lose many fans to the millions of arewas he recently lose due to the islamic video clips he posted.


And no Yorubas came to his rescue after claiming that Christians and Muslims are one in Yoruba land.

Modified:

I've had over hundred mentions over this comment and all are Yorubas attacking me for mentioning a tribe.

But they never used this same energy to tell the arewas that there was absolutely nothing wrong with the video.

So far, they've been able to call Wole Soyinka as the only Yoruba man to have spoken in defence of Davido. Only prof. Wole ......

Isn't it a shame?

Oga, he already has enough fans, if he looses some he gains hundred more. Especially productive ones that can pay to attend shows, not some hungry deprived so called fans up north.
What do you think is this guy's purpose for riding bicycle if not for him to be given money by davido?

Lol

"Tompolo will stop and seize trucks laden with HPFO or LPFO lifted from the refineries with full documentations and accuse them of crude or product adulteration or stealing without testing the products."
OP, I am not understanding this part.
Which refinaries? Last I heard, non of our refinaries currently work. Or have they been activated?

Na wah.

Just cannot figure why a man will want to dip his blablablu into another man's bulaba.
Does it not smell? How is it a turn on to see garri, cassava, ewa, moi moi, beans and dodooo in the form of hot shit on your blablablu? Haba!

And how will they impound the car? Them get tow trucks or clamps?

That pos lady must be a mumu. Is she so stupid she think you will leave and then she will chop the money and then life goes on? Abi she does not know you can walk into the bank and get a trace on that money confirming it hit her account.

Helpfromabove1:
How did I ?


Read my comments again this time slowly

Ok. I will.

JagabanB:
Those thinking Russia will send their military and make expenditures on a war with a regional block against a wretched country like Nigèria are so deluded.
In the conflict between Western Sahara and Morocco, Russia told them to settle it within themselves while US backed Morocco.
Some how some people think that Russia who is currently engaged in a war will send military support to Niger.

Oga, if you have the time, Google and read about the "Toyota war".
The conflict between Libya and Chad.

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Weight.
To carry heavy stuff.

Helpfromabove1:
Chinedu you still dey around? I taught you have gone back after game cast or are you also hoping the presidential tribunal will do magic so you can be a minister in Obi Presidential cabinet, u better wake up to the reality

As for Niger coup and military intervention, Nigerian is already in economic war , the military intervention will take us to part two or second war

You actually support war?

All I see is a beautiful madam.
Make I ignore the lamba.

Wow. Such a bright child.
The sky is her limit.

My pikin try small sha even though no be a1.

IconicR:
Actually and truthfully Jonathan and Buhari are responsible for all these rubbish and not the new government who is trying to put things back on track

Hmm.
It is good to support government as you do. But when thing as going glaringly wrong, don't you think you should point it out, so those in authority change course or put more competent people?
Is the current situation not affecting you? the increase and announced pending increase in fuel cost, the almost daily devaluation of the naira, the increase in Poverty. Are you not concerned? Or do you stay abroad?

omohayek:
What is this claptrap about "Illegal remittances"? This is utter nonsense from an economic point of view, and solid evidence that this guy has no business staying in place a day longer than necessary. Remittances actually strengthen the Naira regardless of how they are conducted, as they represent demand for the currency. Nowadays, Nigeria actually gets more of its USD from remittances than it does from oil, and without them the . The only thing "illegal" about them is that Emefiele's greedy CBN tried to force Nigerians abroad to yield to an "official" exchange rate that effectively gave them half of what their money was really worth, and sadly this incompetent clown seems set on continuing this pig-headed policy meant to create a steady source of funds to siphon through arbitrage schemes like "round tripping". Any source of foreign exchange strengthens the domestic currency, no matter the route it flows through, just as any source of demand for tangible goods strengthens the bargaining position of those selling them.

As urgent as the Niger coup matter may be, Tinubu needs to act quickly to find a new permanent CBN governor who actually understands economics and is willing to sweep the CBN clean of all ignorant holdovers from the Emefiele era such this one. Until someone serious and confidence-inspiring is put in charge and given a free hand to clean shop, the Naira will continue to drop in value like a stone, as the status quo gives little confidence to markets that the root cause of Nigeria's ever-weakening currency - namely inflationary monetary policies - will be nipped in the bud. Enough of incompetents trying to shift blame to "AbokiFX" or "greedy [sic] bankers" for their own self-inflicted failures.

Supprisenly, Emefiele made banks payout remittances in hard currency and not the cbn rate as you stated.
Infact the money was credited in dollar into your domiciliary account. And if you did not have one, a default dom account was created instantly by the bank for you. From there you could the make your withdrawal.

festacman:
President Tinubu should stop deliberately allowing himself to be be distracted by Niger's internal affairs as against his primary assignment of leading Nigeria to prosperity.
- Nigeria and Nigerians need his undivided attention 24 hours because the ship is sinking
- Nigerians need him to inaugurate his ministers immediately to commence work because even the Niger coupists have beaten him on this as they have cabinet already
- Nigerians need him to pay more attention to ACTIVE governance and less attention to political appointments and consolidating his positions in APC
- Nigerians need him to URGENTLY unveil his policies, programmes, incentive packages and reforms toward reviving the economy.
- Nigerians need him to pay attention to managing the rising inflations due to removal of subsides and floating exchange rate policy.
- Nigerians need him to be a lot swifter in approaching government than the baba go slow he is currently is.

Where is the manifesto that was sold to us? What What has happened to erudite Femi Gbajabiamila many hoped would keep Tinubu focused on the things that matter? Are Tinubu's recently appointed Senior Special Assistants sleeping rather than brainstorming? What's going on?

What miracle do you expect?
Can one give what he does not have?
Even the fellow you mention will keep his oga in check, go and read his bio and see the kleg there.
Anyway, let's be optimistic.

shantti:
My own nah strong shit abeg help me

Drink minimum of 4 bottles of water daily. One bottle of milk. Eg powerdered milk mixed with water.
You will shit easily.
Aside that, avoid spending long time sitting your toilet seat. Eg browsing or watching films. It causes hemorrhoids over time.
If you prefer the medical way, you could buy laxative eg liquid paraffin from the pharmacy. That one will soften your poo.

HanisahZuwy:
Please, recommend a solution for me. I wouldn't want to say why it got torn now. Maybe when I get the solution.

Ahaaaa, if na sting shit, e for don talk.
Who is thinking what I am thinking..
Since it is not strong shit aka ori yomi, I leave it to those experienced in other causes to profer solutions.

Pierocash:
They won't dare invade Niger, that may lead to Tinubu's ouster from Aso Rock by northern cabals through coup d'etat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz2RoYZlD24

RajahBaltazar:
Nairaland mods should find a way to improve the quality of discussion on this platform. Everything eventually devolves into tribal alurs and name callings and it's always the same culprits behind it. Nairaland as a forum is not too small to implement IP bans.

Seconded.

Whatever, ecowas led by Nigeria should go to war in Niger.
Whatever the outcome na them sabi.
K leg enters, those that can japa will, those that will stay without an option will.

Obi2saveNigeria:
Lol, the man even said the dollar was 890 but right now it has crossed 950 and fast approaching 1000

Nigeria is facing unprecedented economic crises but Ebola is more concerned about what is happening in Niger republic. Another country is more important to him than the country he was selected to rule🤡

You think he gives a hoot? Someone that in right senses thinks 8k monthly will help any family. Someone that said all you need is cassava, garri, beans and dodo, that said youths should be sent to the army to learn how to cock gun, and what they need is to eat the above stated grains to make them contented.
You think it was all a joke? That is his mindset he stated. A person that his kids at 21, 22, 30, despite the glaring poverty in the land can in good conscience buy them 2.1, 25, 11 million dollar houses from unexplained wealth, wealth without factories, bakeries, industries, offices etc.
Is that the person that gives a darm?

Yeah right. Genius plan to turn us to Venezuela and Zimbabwe, the only difference is that those countries are on hostile sanctions. We are not.
As fuel price increases, naira will continue to crash, salaries will be increased at bare minimum but not commensurate.
Sorry to say, but by year end we could be buying fuel at 1k per liter with $1 at ₦1500. (God forbid).
We warned about handing a country of 200m people to folks that have wealth without enterprise. Nigerians did not hear.
Anyone could increase taxes in a tax ripe state, anyone could be governor, Afterall despite all the increased revenue, the state was still pushed deep in debt. The only gov that showed dexterity
and financial skills was Ambode that added no debt during his tenure yet accomplished much.
Anyway, we are all in this together. One day we will have sense.

helinues:
Toh

You, Manna and your cohorts, sorry to say hate this country. You dream of its destruction.
I doubt you lot reside in Nigeria. Probably stay abroad.

Dilajohnson:
This is not a good news

No oh.
It is very good news, abi is that not what we deserve?
Before you talk, they will say you are this or that. A whole countries currency being destroyed and we are watching. Nigerians being made poorer daily.
You will see charlatants silent here when they cannot ingeniously link it to tribalism.
One day one day, we will have sense.

FuckDModz:


Nigerians don't care.

As long as their brother is in power, competency is not important.

Nigerians love suffering shamelessly.

The politicians know this.

Exactly, and that is the doom of the country.
We will turn around and hate, discredit who genuinely wants the progress of the country for tribal reasons. Are we not the ones, that have hooked now?
Some people know how to naturally turn things around, but will a chance be given? I will give you 2 examples.
1. What did Osibanjo do when he took office for a short period, sars went off the streets, he sacked dss head that violated the judiciary, because of that police oga cautioned his boys and they knew he meant business, naira that hit 750 crashed to 300. How come.
2. For the past 8 years, no school, business, transporters would have been able to buy buses because of the high price due to exchange rate. Eg a brand new haice bus is currently over 40m, coaster 50m. A brand new korope from Suzuki cfao motors is 10m. Out of the blue, some sharp guy goes to Japan, starts buying 1st class used buses. Cuts the top off, disassembles them. Stacks eg 30 vehicles in a 40ft container instead of the 4 vehicles a 40 footer will contain.
He the ships it in, assembles them and crashes the price of korope to 2m, hummer bus 7m. Nigerians can then afford to buy.
This is what I mean. This same Nigeria could be handled by a competent person, naira would have appreciated, fuel price would have dropped, fuel importation would have been cheaper somehow. If you doubt, read again the example of cost buses I have up there, a way was found.