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scally11:
Lol. That guy was traumatised. J remember one shift I did at the hospital, woman was so fat and still eating junks. When I went inside, everywhere was smelling of fish. Only God helped me that I didn't vomit in there. Generally woman toilets are dirty and so much pity that lad. He will be traumatised all his days. I remembered that when I remember that woman at the hospital na so tears go dey comot my eyes meanwhile one ingrate of a friend will be saying na just 100£ now run am for me

Chisos! Must have been traumatic.

Miravik900:
Are you not Yoruba? The same Yoruba that are known for dirtiness all over Nigeria?

Lolz, you want to cause wahala.

That is why I cannot deal with women that booze, especially hanging out in clubs etc. Better booze at home.
How do men poke them? Why do I ask?
You as a guy after few beers you go pee, shake your dick and come back. For women, it is more complicated. Some men go poo, come back, how do women do theirs. Imagine been high and on your period.
Omo, better women are not found in such settings jare.

do4luv14:
When your time is come, nothing can stop you from going,

And if you choose to be deceived, you will be, The thing is death is no respecter of person, when it's time, one way or the other he will take you along

Oga, you may be right, but I doubt the statement that when it is ones time. Unless you mean, when a man dies, that is his time.
Why do I say this, lots of deaths can be prevented, expecially in Nigeria. Money is also a factor, why? Lots of people die in Nigeria because they cannot finance adequate healthcare. You might say this pastor has all the money in the world and even died in America, but I will give you the example of late lawyer gani fawehimi that his diagnosis was not done early enough to know it was cancer.
How many Nigerian mean know they must do PSA ie prostrate test yearly once they are 40 years and above? Do you know how many big men that prostrate cancer has killed, billionaires, that only discovered when it was too late to treat the disease, something that could have been cured at early stage.
On this case, will we say it was his time?
Years back my wife's Nigerian American doctor friend came back to Nigeria to work, to help, give back to society. Omo, she spent just 2 days in general hospital and ran! She said people were dying left right and center unlike what she was used to in America. In her words people die for over "thrival issues"

Josbreed:
You system is actually allergic to the gluten in pasta. Pasta is that chewing gum-like substance in wheat/durum pruducts that is responsible for its stickiness. It's an allergic reaction you have. Just avoid anything pasta. Just like me, if I take anything like yoghurt, I have stomach ache capble of killing me if I don't take Flagyl immediately. That's why in developed countries, on the label of most of their products, they indicate wheter a product contains gluten or if it gluten free.

My own is wine. Red wine.
Omo, running stomach after a bottle.

OndoRaph:
Whenever I eat pasta based products like spaghetti and macroni, my entire body seems to swell the next morning when I wake, especially my face, hands and legs. For the face, I even feel the weight of sudden chunky skin even without a reflection in the mirror. What could possibly be the explanation to this. Am I alone or any other person feels same?

Water retention. But what is causing it.

True talk.
Two ladies, best friends.
One got belle, people including their friends were yabbing her.
15 years later, both friends are not married, age 40. Difference is that one has a 15 year old boy, the other is now looking for who will give her belle.

grandstar:
Some people are in a desperate debt cycle, perpetually robbing Peter to pay Paul.

I have a friend who is badly indebted to loan apps. He's in horrible mess, borrowing from one app to pay another.

Most of the time it is lifestyle or lack of control. There are people, once they see loan they collect. Lots live above their means too.
See, change in lifestyle, cutting your coat to your size helps.
Eg, for the last 9 months, I stopped alcohol. Now to avoid taking it, I stopped hanging out in joints, meeting up with my paddies. At night, I rather put 2 bottles of water in the car, take a drive, sometimes park in known places, smoke my cigar, drink my water and browse.
1-2 hours passes, I go home and take a bath. If you know how much money this has saved me.
My paddy hangs out at eg westend sports bar, 10-15k minimum ever other day. If he gets high, he carries babe eg 20k, he pays for lodging 15-25k. At least 50k gone easy. If it is Ikeja gra he hangs out, twice that money he spends.
He then tells me when he is lamenting, he did turnover of 300m last year in his factory but nothing to show for it, as in he does not know where the money went.
No be juju be that?

ALMUSTAQIM:
The debts are high
Pressure increasing by the days
Hope and Pray I won't do same soon.


God bless Nigeria

Oga, make sure you do not "do the same". Suicide is not an option in life. Abi do you not have family and friends that will be disappointed?
Man up brother!
On a lighter note, you cannot foster Tinubu on us and then think of checking out so soon. All of us, especially you must enjoy the Tinubu and apc presidency. Show neva start you de complain of debt and suicide, lead guitar never play solo, you don taya..

BigRocky:
Tinubu influenced hardship dun dey frustrate people..

It's a pity

And baba still wan fight war.

Your keypad is bad.
As for the strange short calls from abroad. Those are premium rate numbers. You go online, get the number, you then generate calls to that number by flashing people. When they call you back their lines are charged at a high rate eg 1-3 dollars per minute.
The company then shares the money with you as agreed.

Odewaleadesoye:
LIKE for His Excellency, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, GCFR (1999 - 2007):

Obj, a great man.

IconicR:
Tonto was already in the marriage before she got to find out. He scammed her

Forget all that "stori"
No woman wount know there was someone before her. They only use, he deceived me to cover face.

Metcheew.
Talk about what. The coupist no gree, them no gree.
Can we move on?

Na wah.
He is living in room and parlor.
Foto! No be juju be that?

BOSSkesh:
This bastard; in the African-Russia economic summit
He said he didn’t want anybody to feel sorry for African and Africa starting from him would stop collecting aid (as in pity money)
But look at him now shamelessly licking putin’s ass thinking Putin is going to save him
He’s scared Ecomog might turn on him so he needs support ( as in Pity money) should In case ecomog turn to him after dealing with that coupist in Niger

If you call this young man, loved by his country a bastard, what then will you call the president he kicked out of office.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekVJed6SoVs

raskymonojendor:
🤣🤣🤣. Wagner likely turned them down hence they want Russia to support them, but Putin had turn them down already and would surely turn them down again.

Putin is not that stupid to sacrifice it's relationship
with ECOWAS and African Union at large for the poorest countries in Africa like Niger republic and Burkina Faso.

AU ultimatum is due this week as well.

Check out the map of the Sahel. It is worth controlling and niger will be the final country there without western influence. Those countries are quite rich under the ground, rare earth materials, uranium etc.
What will Russia gain from other ecowas countries compared to gaining the whole Sahel region, which is still virgin territory yet to be properly exploited.

LegacyB:
A child calling his Father weak cos he hates him. What do we call that?
Same Russia dancing Atilogo dance with Ukraine for over a year now. Even after they said they won’t interfere you just want to drag them in.
Same Russia that’s facing its own palaver to the extent of buying weapons from North Korea?
Well am enjoying your comedy sha……

Russia has fought nato in Ukraine with over 30 nato countries suppling arms and personnel, also other western leaning countries. Inshort about 50 countries, in which case Russian has done quite well. America is now buying back arms sold to countries eg Israel, Philippines to be able to continue suppling Ukraine.

Crazy ass naija politicians making rash decisions without good advice. Can you even make good plans with blatant liers like that so called journalist with very wide mouth, like keyamo, ffk, the dollar stuffing guy, the gbaja fellow that was disbarred in the US for chopping clients money. All of then with shaddy character from top to bottom. A criminal enterprise running a country.
Atleast it is the BBC saying it was a rash, poorly made decision to give 7 days ultimatum, to threaten military force, also to cut electricity. Don't be surprised Niger will decide to dam the Niger river. We would now be the ones begging to buy electricity from them all because of one man.
We closed airspace, they then closed theirs, who looses. Nigeria. Just imagine if Mali joins to close their airspace? Our aviation industry to Europe will be destroyed! 6hrs flight will become 9-10 hrs! We closed land borders, did we not learn from Benin Republic and ghana? Now our farmers and businessmen are the ones suffering with produce and goods stuck at the borders.
Oga thinks he is dealing with docile easily manipulated Nigerians, or kids where you will say blablablu blublaba and people will be shining their teeth and clapping, you fart, they clap admiringly.

Na wah. This is what parents pray for in children.
I am sure one of the parent must be in the educational field.
Congrats the the smart student.

Mountbatten:
Men, this is why you do NOT marry an uneducated and unqualified liability.

He provided for her all his able days till he suffered an unfortunate accident. The moment he could no longer provide, he became dispensable in the eyes of his mother-in-law and wife.

“Easily re-marry” lol! Good luck finding any man who will take you and your 4 spawns. Send her abroad to go do what exactly? What skills has she got to survive there? How would she explain leaving her 4 kids with her disabled husband to the embassy?

There's too many stupid people on this forum, it's unbelievable.

Is the story that of a person on this forum, or is the mother a poster here?
Anyway, I agree with your last statement.

Truth of the matter, no parent wishes for the child to suffer in marraige.
4 kids at 26. Haba. By the time she is 30, 4 extra kids. 30 to 40, another 4 ie 12 kids. Aka mother of many nations.
Mama don see the future say nothing nothing dey.
Men without owo, they have no side chicks or cannot afford olosho, no money to booze etc, the only consolation is to cone home and knack madam. Ie belle tins.

Kalashnikov49:
That money you will use to pay 10 people, use it to look for a lower investment portfolio that will still bring out returns on investment. No matter how they try to rundown the economy IGBOs will still move on.

Exactly what I did. Invested in another business, working smarter.

Kalashnikov49:
EBOLA government has affected the airline and it's operations. Foreign and local businesses are closing down, but his useless mizcreants are still shouting Emilokan and Mandate foolishly.

Abi oh. Me closed 2 of my businesses. Paid off my workers.
Guess what, I am breathing better with less stress on my head, not the one I will be paying salaries, running expenses yet suffering and not making gain. Unfortunately 10 staff are off.
Economy get as e be.

Kk4:
Labour law experts, abeg tell us if the workers placed on compulsory leave without pay are entitled to some kind of compensation.

Compensation? From where naa?
No aircraft flying so how do you expect them to get paid. Abi the airline should take loan and I cure debt to pay compensation to workers?

After doing initial gragra by sanctioning and threatening them with force, giving them 7 day ultimatum, you then expect them to receive your delegation with warm embrace as if you are dealing with Nigerians or children.
Na so una de do here?
This delegation should have been sent first ie deplomacy. When it fails you then go the other route.
Niger is a total different "town hall" you treat with respect.

How them de take check sef.
Heard one need a pin.

taylor88:
He dey owe WAEC some some distinctions and grades

Them minus his recent result from his formal “F” and bad result

So they’ve deducted their grades now he has to write again to balance

Meanwhile what’s essence of WAEC in Nigeria when Buhari and Tinubu never had one yet they’re ruling us

Last paragraph

Hmmm..

AreaFada2:
Where do you work to know?

I thought same as you back then. I have given evidence of it here on NL over the years.

If you are a man, better do. A relative rubbished the idea until relocation paternity test requested by embassy proved that all his three kids were not his. He died not too long after but at least he died knowing the truth.

Let them do DNA test in Alimosho or any other large city 9ja neighbourhood on 100, 000 kids and see the result.

Bros, I wrote here several months ago. As a young man, you must do DNA test once a child is born. Don't let love deceive you. One in early stage with young kids to should do DNA.
But if you are already eg 50 and above, your kids are already grown, forget doing DNA test. Take life as it is, no need to find out anything. If you do test and find out the kids are not yours, is that not a path to early grave? Kids you have loved, that see you as a father, that you spent all your working life financing, paying school fees etc?
That one na shutdown. From age 50, let sleeping dog sleep.
One of my paddies nacked one of his ex smallie that just married then and had just 1 puppy (after she disturbed him too much with her nudes). Omo, she confessed that the Ice-Cream gave her belle, but she took pills to remove it, as her hubby had not touched her for a while so he will know. Lol
Walai, if you do DNA test on Nigerians, 70% of people's kids are not theirs.

Congrats to the Ayenis.
Mrs Bola Ayeni, I hail you. God almighty will continue to protect your home.
All the wahala to make it in life you and Bros went through will not be destroyed by one bloody gold digger.

Na wah.
Even his staunchest suporters have to admit this is not normal.
Why will I stop anyone from getting details of my academic records from university of ibadan? I will willingly give my matric number join sef. I know I did Waec, wrote jamb and graduated from UI.
Why is this baba hiding his records?
Nigerians should fear God ohh.

Nolevel666:
Northern Nigeria is our problem

Their religion and way of life will turn a 1st world country to a 4th world in less than one year.

See the other one that was caught disassembling 2nd niger bridge in the name of scavenging
Or the other ones caught stealing underground cable at the airport.

What sane and educated human will risk their lives to dismantle a bridge they are standing on?

Or live amoured cable that could electrocute them?

Their population density and apathy for education is the most disgusting part of it.

If only we can disengage from them let them join niger republic.

I feel flora shaw did it on purpose in case we decide to ask for independence so as to act stumbling block for further development.

Makes no sense amalgamating these people with the rest of the country (south,east, west) that they clearly know are ahead of them(north) in terms of human development index.

Let me gist you. When we were kids, we had one elderly aboki we called baba malam. This guy called me and complained that the Gen changeover switch was "chooking". I could not figure out what he meant. This guy now goes there and grabs it, then screams, e chook me! Naughty me, I called my older brother to come see. Told aboki to explain, Bros you wount believe this guy to describe, held the change over and it gave him a heavy shock. Hmm, we went to call another sibling, this man again described with it shocking him. It was hilarious, it was no longer that it was shocking him, but the supprise and humor for us as kids was that he kept getting heavily shocked to the point of it throwing him on the ground. After the 6th shock, we thought we were taking it too far, this aboki was as dry as stock fish. We finally had to make him know we understood what he meant, and there was no need for him to touch it again.
This is not to disparage any tribe oh. Na just gist.