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Health › Re: Help! My Penis Hole Is Tearing by nedekid: 9:53pm On Jan 23, 2022
At this age and time, you get std and decide to use herbs, then went to a chemist?
Well done, you are doing well.
You could try aboki malam, they will give you something to rub in the hole. undecided
Politics › Re: Pat Utomi: If Igbo Want Me To Contest For Presidency, I Won’t Decline by nedekid: 3:20pm On Jan 23, 2022
akpokpo:
The same Igbos when dey divided?
Abi, igbos never support themselves.
The person currently stressing himself(not me) is an igboman. Just because he has been given little power. Something he can solve with a stroke of his pen. If na northerner, once you speak Hausa to him, that is the end.
See, 1999, I went to Abuja and stayed briefly with a honorable (married to a young actress), I got a copy of the budget where you had all the procumemt list for Government agencies. I saw nysc had a need to buy thousand of matrases. Na so I head there. I met with a director, a northerner. If you see how this man welcomed me into his office, spoke with me well and encouraged me. He then directed me to another director he said was in charge of the matter. Hmm, omo that director na igboman. He first yabed house of rep members for releasing information. He the started with me ohh, say instead make I go find job as young man, say na big money I de find. The man just de talk trash and rant. He almost chased me out of his office.
Forget jare, igbos are their worst enemies.
Celebrities › Re: Regina Askia Gifts Her Daughter, Teesa, A Car For Keeping Her Promise by nedekid: 1:17pm On Jan 23, 2022
Tutu19:
The girl isn't as tall as her mum because of early sex.. Americans are too spoilt, if na naija she grow, she would have been taller than her mum because her dad is also tall.. tankiu, na joke ooo..lol

Celebrities › Re: Regina Askia Gifts Her Daughter, Teesa, A Car For Keeping Her Promise by nedekid: 1:14pm On Jan 23, 2022
Kriss216:
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The girl has a job.
Isn't the daughter the one to buy the mother a car as a gift for training her in college and making her do the right thing?
I think it flows both ways.
Most parents that can afford it in the US, evening Nigeria buy their kids the first car.
I intend to do so soon (as it was done to me by my folks) .
Where does a child that just finish school get money to buy a first car? Possibly in unique cases.
When the young lady works for a while she can appreciate her mum in any way she chooses.
Travel › Re: Can Someone Travel To America Without Having Any Family Or Friends Over There? by nedekid: 10:01pm On Jan 22, 2022
Yes you can, but hold alot of survival money so sustain you till you get a job.
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Laycon Goes Shirtless In Photoshoot by nedekid: 6:57pm On Jan 22, 2022
Has he turned gay? shocked
Politics › Re: I Am No Longer In Partisan Politics - Obasanjo To PDP Leaders by nedekid: 6:38pm On Jan 22, 2022
shigishege:
you are a useless dunce. Which one is Buhari train??
I taya.
Crime › Re: Travellers Panic Over Lagos-Ibadan Highway Kidnappings by nedekid: 8:05am On Jan 22, 2022
Who is carrying out this dastardly act? Are the the "developers" that dont respect their host? That pay for shops and buy land to build?
Is it the cow headers in the Bushes, that destroy farms by eating crops, stomping on them. But on the other hand provide beneficial manure through cow and human shit.
But no, it must be the developers and not the manure producers! As someone famously asked, WHERE ARE THE COWS!
Another Lai, lie minister said they are businessmen doing their business. That are not terrorist as they believe in one nigeria.
Another minister said they are Nigerians and the constitution mandates they stay in any bush, land and farm in Nigeria.
Crime › Re: Travellers Panic Over Lagos-Ibadan Highway Kidnappings by nedekid: 7:46am On Jan 22, 2022
TinubuGoQuench:
From All of us@MANNABIGPRICK, we thank our darling daddy for the monthly 30k BMC stipend. At least, with that, we can afford udele meat any time we want. When Tinubu becomes the president of Iragbiji Town Union, he will purchase WAEC forms for us so that we can go back to school. Dis life too hard
It cannot be "big".
A man that talks too much, that has high pitch voice, one that shamelessly ass kisses can never have a big bulala. It's the feminine side showing.
Is that him in the picture? What kind of bbq bird is that? shocked
Does not looking like normal chicken or turkey.
No, no don't tell me it is what I think shocked
Celebrities › Re: Obi Cubana Gifts Tunde Ednut 6 Cows And N5m For His Birthday Party by nedekid: 12:20am On Jan 22, 2022
Omicron007:
shocked


Poverty stricken BMC Zombies ably led by the vulture griller won't like this news.


All their party has for them is shown below.
After all the moronic rantings and senseless spamming of threads, this is what the party has for them.
For real? shocked
Crime › Re: Police Apprehend Officers Spotted Flogging Woman Along Benin Expressway by nedekid: 8:03pm On Jan 21, 2022
Nice one.
What about the female officer that robbed 24m from a young man sometime back?
Agriculture › Re: Turkey Farmer Makes His Cow Wear VR Goggles To Increase Milk Production by nedekid: 7:56pm On Jan 21, 2022
ClassicMan202:
This is unethical..... Humans, always looking for new ways to exploit

Meanwhile
China be exploiting Africa like cows
The west will give you loans and collect huge interest, imf, world bank, Paris club, USaid etc. Upon the interest they will stress you before giving the loan, they will dictate your affairs, tell you who you should be friends with, interfere in your internal affairs etc. Africa had no alternative so accepted loans when given from the west.
China comes into the fray, gives you loans, infrastructure loans, make sure those loans are used for bridges, airports, seaports, railway, roads by using their construction companies with also employ locals. A beneficial relationship.
Why do you then say China is milking us?
The western lenders, all the billions of loans over the years was stolen by African politicians and returned to western banks in cash, meanwhile interest kept running.
Abeg, forget propaganda from the west loosing influence to China.
Politics › Re: Francis Fadahunsi: Poverty Makes People Mill Around Tinubu by nedekid: 8:23am On Jan 21, 2022
They are plenty here too.
70 year old men, no be juju be that?
Politics › Re: Bandits Storm Katsina Military Base, Gun Down Soldier, NSCDC Operative by nedekid: 6:10am On Jan 21, 2022
Hisbah21:
Fulani bandits are terrorists. but they gvt is doing less or nothing to stop them
They businessmen doing their business, they are not terrorists as they believe in the unity of Nigeria according to the lie lie minister.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Launches $750m COVID-19 Recovery Initiative by nedekid: 6:07am On Jan 21, 2022
TimmyA:
2023 election preparations,
If you know, you know.

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Currently Raiding Chibok Village by nedekid: 11:54pm On Jan 20, 2022
MITCHELL96:
Buhari, Congrats ooo angry

What more can I say ? undecided How can boko Haram persist from 2009 till date ? And nothing serious is been done ? If it was USA ehnn, under 3 days, nothing like boko Haram again, but Nigeria Government choose to romance and play love with boko Haram angry angry

Y'all in this gon die a terrible, painful, shameful death!! angry
Someone once said an attack on Boko haram is attack on the north undecided
Crime › Re: Lagos Domestic Worker Flees With N13.9m Cash, Jewelry One Week After Resumption by nedekid:
This woman na novice with ogoja hg.
These girls have bf who will be her point man giving her direction on how to strike. Once you employ them, try to obtain their phone or monitor calls. One that speaks codedly often on the phone is suspect.
Those kind of hg, when they see they cannot strike. They stop work to go somewhere else.
I warn my mama those days to stop assisting people get hg through agents she knew.
Years back she introduced as estate landlady to agent. This guy got a boy for them.
Omo, this boy moved 20k pounds! And took off. You know say police come find my mama for house unto to help pesin ohh. If not for the level them see, they would have arrested her. Police went all the way to ogoja to trace and arrest him. Guyman don buy 2 kombi buses.
The best place to find ogoja hg when they strike is shagamu.
Shagamu is a transit point on their way in or outside Lagos from ogoja. They averagely spend days there on transit.
Crime › Re: Lagos Domestic Worker Flees With N13.9m Cash, Jewelry One Week After Resumption by nedekid: 8:27pm On Jan 20, 2022
KingOfTheDamned:
Exactly . It may be just 500k cash ... they just want to teach her a lesson. One can't carry 13 million just like that on the road even in 1000k bills tjay would be too much grin
I thought they said USD.
Agriculture › Re: My Profitable Cucumber Farm . by nedekid: 8:18pm On Jan 20, 2022
pretteemee:
6k presently
So those 10 bags in the pic, are 60k only shocked
So to get 1m naira you have to sell 166+ bags shocked
Truely farming is not for the faint hearted.
Sis, God bless your hussle.
Politics › Re: Your Bogus Rice Pyramids Are Pyramids of Lies - PDP Mocks Buhari, APC by nedekid: 12:07am On Jan 20, 2022
adamsmith914:
Not been rice sufficient doesn’t stop it from been the largest producer of rice?

Please try get common sense, no one said 8 million tonnes of rice is enough to feed hungry people like you.
Yeah, that's the easy way, resort to insults in a conversation.
I wonder who you are or what you do? You must be very rich to call people you don't know hungry. Anyway. I certainly ate last night and my meal in the morning is guaranteed.
Hope yours is.
Politics › Re: Your Bogus Rice Pyramids Are Pyramids of Lies - PDP Mocks Buhari, APC by nedekid: 11:55pm On Jan 19, 2022
adamsmith914:
https://allafrica.com/view/group/main/main/id/00066911.html
Nigeria Is Not Rice Self-Sufficient Yet, Says Africa Rice Centre

View this link
https://allafrica.com/stories/201903250103.html
Politics › Re: Your Bogus Rice Pyramids Are Pyramids of Lies - PDP Mocks Buhari, APC by nedekid: 11:53pm On Jan 19, 2022
adamsmith914:
What value was added to your life, Nigeria also has States & Local Governments under the Constitution of 1999 As Amended
You asked what value was added to my life? I guess you mean by the current regime? If that is what you mean. My answer is non, as personally my purchasing power has been deminished.
Politics › Re: Your Bogus Rice Pyramids Are Pyramids of Lies - PDP Mocks Buhari, APC by nedekid: 11:51pm On Jan 19, 2022
Adblg0610:
According to the United Nation's Food and Agriculture Organisation (FAO), Nigeria now produces 8 million tones to become the largest producer of rice in Afica,ahead of Egypt and 13th position in the world.

Nigeria also has one of the largest National Social Investment Programmes in the world, like the National Home Grown School Feeding Programme (NHGSFP), Conditional Cash Transfer (CCT), N-Power,etc.

Nigeria is the Infrastructure capital of Africa, with about 850 federal roads and bridges either completed or nearing completion. Massive railway revolution, Airports/Seaports world class rehabilitation and water dam projets.

With the digital economic revolution, Nigeria is set for complete cashless and paperless economy by 2030, we have become one of the leading countries in Information Technology in Africa.

PDP's ranting is understandable but inconsequential, having massively looted valuable resources during their years of the locust.
Kindly provide the source of link to this your united nations food program quote to clear all doubt.
Politics › Re: Your Bogus Rice Pyramids Are Pyramids of Lies - PDP Mocks Buhari, APC by nedekid: 11:47pm On Jan 19, 2022
Adblg0610:
According to the United Nation's Food and Agriculture Organisation (FAO), Nigeria now produces 8 million tones to become the largest producer of rice in Afica,ahead of Egypt and 13th position in the world.

Nigeria also has one of the largest National Social Investment Programmes in the world, like the National Home Grown School Feeding Programme (NHGSFP), Conditional Cash Transfer (CCT), N-Power,etc.

Nigeria is the Infrastructure capital of Africa, with about 850 federal roads and bridges either completed or nearing completion. Massive railway revolution, Airports/Seaports world class rehabilitation and water dam projets.

With the digital economic revolution, Nigeria is set for complete cashless and paperless economy by 2030, we have become one of the leading countries in Information Technology in Africa.

PDP's ranting is understandable but inconsequential, having massively looted valuable resources during their years of the locust.
So in summary what you are saying Nigeria is doing well, that in the past few years of the current regime, citizens and you in particular have done well. Your standard of living has greatly improved. Your purchasing power is greater than during the previous years. Your security has been guaranteed, Your kids enjoy good Healthcare and sound education etc.
If you claim the above then you are good to go.
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Tours Talgo Group To Inspect High Speed Trains Meant For Lagos by nedekid: 6:37pm On Jan 19, 2022
shortIGBOman:
Other State Governors from South West, South South and North are busy developing their various States. But our IGBO Governors are doing the reverse. Abia State Governor has been building the only over head bridge in the State for over 6 years now.

Enugu is another State with failed infrastructure. No water in the entire State. 500ltrs of water cost 15k and this won't last a family of 3, three days. Anambra is another State where nothing is working. The only saving grace in Anambra is the new Airport Buhari recently built. Imo Governor and Ebony are the only Governors who are trying in the East.
Buhari built an airport in anambra?
Where is the airport located?
Politics › Re: Danladi Garba Pasali Is Dead by nedekid: 6:29pm On Jan 19, 2022
After fostering poverty on Nigerians, he then japa. undecided
Celebrities › Re: Inside Cubana Chiefpriest's Mansion (Video) by nedekid: 6:27pm On Jan 19, 2022
Onigbese should pay undecidedup jare.
Celebrities › Re: Inside Cubana Chiefpriest's Mansion (Video) by nedekid: 6:23pm On Jan 19, 2022
elotajohn1:
His body is irritating


No hatred!
It truely is, but the level of chicks that body is currently pulling, can't imagined .
Business › Re: Kiilaboi: Cubana Chief Priest Is Owing Me - Man Calls Out Him Out Over Debt by nedekid: 6:16pm On Jan 19, 2022
Bola146:
Haaaaaaaaa.. grin maybe he forgot grin
3 years forget grin
TV/Movies › Re: Difference Between NTA And TVC ( PHOTOS) by nedekid: 10:43am On Jan 19, 2022
ghostboy:
Anything owned and controlled by The Nigerian Government is always below par
Meanwhile it is the same government that cannot run its business ie nta that will then "regulate" tvc, channels TV, ait, dstv.
They have nta that is receiving billions in government funding oh. meanwhile the private ones have to source for adverts.
Aviation ministry that cannot run airline regulating private airlines, transport ministry cannot run shipping line but will regulate private shipping companies.
Haba!
Politics › Re: President Buhari Unveils 1 Million Bags Of Rice Pyramids In Abuja (Pictures) by nedekid: 10:20pm On Jan 18, 2022
LordviccoDaGuru:
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How much is rice per 50kg bag pls, I want to buy.
Investment › Re: Segun Fayomi Of Plethora Farms Accused Of Duping Investors Of Millions by nedekid:
I have learnt the hard way never to put any money in business, investments etc in naija except I have some sort of control. (Advice given to me personally by late Capt Hosa okumbo).
Rather put your money in the bank and be looking at it or spend it, eat it and know it entered your belle and you shat it out.

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