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Romance › Re: What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Madly In Love With? by nedekid: 11:47am On Jan 26, 2022
jimmyolasun:
I feel you baba. Imagining fine girl wey person go dey reason say she no go dey shit or her fart go dey smell like deodorant. I don imagine how you go dey think how you go lick her from head to toe then you getting that kind shocker. Swears she go just ugly for person front . Because naa shiiit person go dey look if you dey see her
You understand wella grin
Romance › Re: I'm So Addicted To Prostitutes. I Feel Suicidal. by nedekid: 11:45am On Jan 26, 2022
This is usually the case with men that did not play well in their younger years. Possibly because of lack of money etc.
When the get older and money is no longer an issue, once they taste the fruit and like it, and can have it anytime with the power of money, they get addicted.
My paddy sef do worse than you. Those days around akowonjo "namepocket", later zukada etc, he was known as toto tester. Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday night hotel room fully booked.
Olosho de fight over the guy cos he pays heavy.
Well, over time I think you will get tired.
The other way is for you to get broke of which you cannot afford the oloshos. (doubt if they will give you credit).
I don't think you wanna go broke.
Romance › Re: What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Madly In Love With? by nedekid: 11:17am On Jan 26, 2022
Justice4Toto:
Ur room is not well ventilated
Not her fault bro
Ok. If you say so.
But as I said the Ac was on and so the windows closed.
The only window opened was in the toilet.
So all the beans, edikaikong, iru, chilli, efo, rice well famented in her tommy and extruded as shit had a very overwhelming aroma in my room.
Not her fault? Guess so.
But if she had told me she was pressed, I would have switched of the Ac, opened the windows for her to do her thing. It wount have been a shocker to me.
The turnoff was the shock.
Romance › Re: What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Madly In Love With? by nedekid:
Beautiful chick I met working at the bank many years ago ( she worked at the bank not me) . The complexion like oyinbo. Almost like a white chick. (I be sucker for light skined chicks).
Back then I stayed in a shared bungalow with my 2 bros. My room was ensuite.
First time this beauty came to visit me of which lamba was expected, as she entered my room, she relaxed on the bed, I said let me get some refreshments for her, the shocker happened.
I did not spend up to 5min, as I entered the room, the stink was unimaginable!
The smell in the Ac of shit! This lady had entered the loo and fired heavy shit and the smell was thick in the room in less than few munites I stepped out! There was one oriyomi sef still in the loo! As how naa? How possible?
Omo, that just killed my interest. Unfortunately that was the last time I saw her. She called a couple of times. Next I heard was she relocated. This gist na 20 years ago.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested By Indian Anti-Natcotics Agency With Drugs Worth ₦54m by nedekid: 7:26am On Jan 26, 2022
Amunaotutheory:
My brother, Nigeria is hard. I will tell you a bit about my story. When I finished my first degree, I developed a school management system and I was going from one state to another looking for schools to subscribe. Today, we cover most states in the East and some states in the south south. We manage a big church’s portal together with all the schools under them.
I am not trying to motivate you but hard work still pays, you just have to keep working and be patient while trusting God. Things still work in Nigeria, I have seen young men choosing the right path and achieving great results. Thank you.
Well said
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested By Indian Anti-Natcotics Agency With Drugs Worth ₦54m by nedekid: 6:33am On Jan 26, 2022
Amunaotutheory:
Idiot. I can’t stand these fools that can’t work hard and be patient.
What work hard do you as a Nigerian want to do in India? Is it IT, Healthcare, engineering? Etc, they have got it all.
Unskilled job nko? The have excess population and poverty you have more than enough people to do the dirty low pay jobs!
So how will you as a Nigerian make a living other than crime?
I have suggested before that a way must be found to ristrict certain Nigerians from getting a passport. Eg people that don't have meaningful skills or education, people that have no good reason to travel.
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Nengi Reveals Her Worst Habit by nedekid: 6:11am On Jan 26, 2022
chigoziri2403:
Little wonder davido embarrassed her in Dubai,she go mess for him rolls Royce.
I thought as much.
Agriculture › Re: What Is The Name Of This Strange Looking Fruit by nedekid: 11:36pm On Jan 25, 2022
donofdons:
It is called Jackfruit. It is very popular in India and other parts of Asia where they use it to make Chakkavaratty.
In Brazil, we call it jack -mole. It is a very good place for hiding drugs from Columbia into brazil and USA. Before being deported to nigeria, I stayed in jail for 8 years after US authorities caught one of our shipment containing cocaine and marijuana so I know this very well. We also boil it in salt water and fry whenever we are spending a long time in Columbia forest preparing cocaine pastes
Bad guy.

Family › Re: See The Pictures Of A Simple Wedding That Got Everyone Talking by nedekid: 11:30pm On Jan 25, 2022
Don't think this is naija.
Nice.
Romance › Re: My Future Wife Whatsapp Chat by nedekid: 9:37am On Jan 25, 2022
They are aquantances. I would have said internet early friendship but for the fact she might know 2 of his friends who came visiting.
So far there is nothing serious with her although the guy is trying hard. The lady meanwhile so far seems mildly interested, I think she will collect money without any commitment. She is not dating him and possibly never will, rather small stuff like lunch, chop chop the mugu will pay.
Truth of the matter is that there is hardly any lady even married you check the phone you wount see something.
So far I think you are safe, but this kind of conversation has to stop, it is small small cat de take catch rat.
Why lead him on and be choping his money. When yawa come has nko?
Celebrities › Re: Davido GIves Isreal DMW A Knock On The Head (Video) by nedekid: 7:21am On Jan 25, 2022
BCD2much:
What's between Davido and Israel is friendship, see the video well and see the jokes behind it. Una too take life serious, a staff of mine was my course mate, during work time we all get busy and free time we could do all manners of rough play cos it's been this way with us for years.
If you think friends can't play this way cos one is the boss and the other the staff then u need service your inferiority complex
As na friends and play, Israel for tear David one cute playful slap or abara in response to make the play jolly jolli. grin
Celebrities › Re: Actress, Iyabo Ojo & Her Daughter, Priscilla Look Like Sisters In New Photos by nedekid: 7:12am On Jan 25, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
You can say that when you make it in life cheesy
For now keep parading as an online warrior..
When is mummy preparing breakfast for you?
Keep enjoying her rice and stew.. grin grin

When you grow up your mind go dey.. cheesy

Modified:all those insulting her are too dense abeg... do something with your own life instead of making unnecessary noise here..I love women that are proud of their daughter..call her a h*e she's doing very fine..
What have your own m*omm@ achieved for you?
You only come to nairaland to insult a woman that's doing great..you better start preparing grounds for your future so your kids won't come over to nairaland to take over your legacy...

You no get money you dey insult women..who you wan impress?
Bros I taya.
The lady is doing great. She is into (I believe) showbusiness for a living and her daughter is towing her part. Is there anything wrong with that?
What is bad about the pictures?
Someone up there called them goats! I wanted to reply that person but changed my mind on second thoughts. Because next thing he will start to throw insults.
One realizes that 80% of folks on the forum are students, dependants, most below 22. No life experience at all. That is why you see petty tribalistic, insultive post.
Imagine saying one should not give birth to goats in reference to Iyabo and her daughter.
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe And Funsho Adeoti Dancing On Their Wedding Day by nedekid: 9:43pm On Jan 24, 2022
placeofallure:
I just added one like to your post. I am married, happily married to my ex bf's friend. Not one day of regret ever since.
Great
Your hubby has strong mind sha.
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe And Funsho Adeoti Dancing On Their Wedding Day by nedekid: 9:41pm On Jan 24, 2022
viyon02:
Am sorry Ambode, someone took your side chick
Ambode used her as snacks, nothing to be sorry about. grin
Sports › Re: AFCON: Like Pigeons, Eagles Touched By Buhari Refused To Fly – Shehu Sani (Pic) by nedekid: 5:59pm On Jan 24, 2022
Forsho:
Sir I pray you ll never lack good things for the rest of your life
Amen
Sports › Re: AFCON: Like Pigeons, Eagles Touched By Buhari Refused To Fly – Shehu Sani (Pic) by nedekid: 5:39pm On Jan 24, 2022
profmallor:
AS soon as Buhari leaves office there would be relief for Nigerians.
See the brief period he went abroad and the vp took over, there was breath of fresh air, he issued orders for Sars to stop their rubbish and it stopped. He kicked out the dss man that blocked the national assembly, even naira appreciated then. But as soon as oga returned the air became thick again.
Sports › Re: AFCON: Like Pigeons, Eagles Touched By Buhari Refused To Fly – Shehu Sani (Pic) by nedekid: 5:34pm On Jan 24, 2022
Forsho:
Please someone should help me with recharge card to call someone that want to help me with job am pleading 080 8588 1007
1k airtime sent
Sports › Re: AFCON: Like Pigeons, Eagles Touched By Buhari Refused To Fly – Shehu Sani (Pic) by nedekid: 5:30pm On Jan 24, 2022
Truthisunique3:
I used to think this whole buhari stuff is just a joke

But honestly it's not, I feel drained anytime I listen to him on nta

Have never seen an epitome of failure sapping so much of energy and vibe
Remember what Donald Trump said after meeting him?
"”The first meeting, with Nigeria’s ailing 75-year-old Muhammadu Buhari in April, ended with the US president telling aides he never wanted to meet someone so lifeless again, according to three people familiar with the matter,” FT reported"
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/281501-trump-described-meeting-with-buhari-as-lifeless-financial-times.html
Education › Re: Faith Odunsi Crowned "Mathematics Queen" Of Nigeria And Best In The World by nedekid: 9:05am On Jan 24, 2022
Wow, great feat by the young lady.
A very bright future ahead of her.
Sports › Re: Eguavoen Steps Down As Super Eagles Coach After AFCON 2021 Exit by nedekid: 8:22am On Jan 24, 2022
tesppidd:
Are you still trying to justify your foolishness?

What's the prize for winning 3 straight matches at AFCON?

Has there ever been a prize for winning 3 straight matches at AFCON?



That's the problem with you people. You won 3 straight matches, got complacent and started bragging and boasting all over the place,

Thinking there's a trophy for winning all group matches, and now you're blaming Buhari ..


Why do we reason like goats in this country sef?
You are stupid and foolish (your word) yet you do not know it, and that is the sad part.
If you had any sense at all, you will not address who you do not know with words that pass your pay grade.
Anyway using your words, you are foolish since with how smart you are, you have buhari as your president.
Politics › Re: Adamu Garba: Osinbajo Has Disgraced Nigerians At World Economic Forum by nedekid: 8:14am On Jan 24, 2022
hanitamukesh:
Who is bankrolling you mr. Garba? Never mind, I think most of us know the answer
Have you forgotten the leak that he was give over 300m to fund his app as an alternative to Twitter?
Politics › Re: Ex-Niger Delta Militants Beg Oil Firms To Return To Region by nedekid: 6:49am On Jan 24, 2022
1Verze0:
FIXED MATCH;
SINGLE THREE#ODD; KICKOFF TONIGHT;
PAYMENT AFTER WINNING;

0 8 1 2 2 7 2 1 8 1 1
If you like have all the "fixed matches". One call from "baba", seeing his picture even and all is fa fa fa fowl! grin
Sports › Re: Eguavoen Steps Down As Super Eagles Coach After AFCON 2021 Exit by nedekid: 6:25am On Jan 24, 2022
tesppidd:
grin grin

We have won 1 AFCON in the last 30 years.


All the other coaches picked Buhari's call?
Have we won 3 streight matches in AFCON in 30 years? (I don't know).
grin
Sports › Re: Eguavoen Steps Down As Super Eagles Coach After AFCON 2021 Exit by nedekid: 6:17am On Jan 24, 2022
Freebills12:
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This one you forgot to mention your darling daddy... Mr Caller
grin
Sports › Re: Eguavoen Steps Down As Super Eagles Coach After AFCON 2021 Exit by nedekid: 6:07am On Jan 24, 2022
"Eguavoen had led the three-time champions to three straight wins against Egypt, Sudan and Guinea-Bissau."


Then you went to pick buhari's call.
See ya life?

Politics › Re: Buhari Is The Reason Tunisia Defeated Nigeria So Disastrously - Reno Omokri by nedekid: 2:04am On Jan 24, 2022
ezenwajosh:
Do you want buhari to wish you happy birthdayhuh
Hmm.
My bloda, capital NO!
Politics › Re: Buhari Is The Reason Tunisia Defeated Nigeria So Disastrously - Reno Omokri by nedekid: 1:56am On Jan 24, 2022
Alonzo50:
As i hear say bubu call i know say it wil end in tears. May buhari never call us
Amen!!
Politics › Re: Buhari Is The Reason Tunisia Defeated Nigeria So Disastrously - Reno Omokri by nedekid: 1:51am On Jan 24, 2022
JayTripz:
grin grin grin grin

Omooooo

Watin concern bubu now for here

But the fuel way I rush go buy come waste watch this match ehhh

I nor go ever do that NIN again....
Reason de why oyinbo says "a midas touch!. Them take am sing music sef. (midnight star) ie " I got the midas touch, everything I touch turns to gold"
There is an opposite of that. That is what baba is. Everything he touches the gods destroys.
Give him the economy of Qatar, USA, Norway, Canada, Japan and in six month there will be recession, earthquake, tsunami, tornado, covid 19, crash in oil price, flooding etc. He will blame it on middlemen, lazy youths, but alas, we know the elements, nature, gods are against him.
When you have a big life changing event comming up, will you truelly have liver to pick a call from such proven case?
Politics › Re: Buhari Is The Reason Tunisia Defeated Nigeria So Disastrously - Reno Omokri by nedekid: 1:37am On Jan 24, 2022
whytediamond:
So you mean say Super Eagles na enemies of Nigeria?
Abi super eagles don turn ipob?
Politics › Re: Buhari Is The Reason Tunisia Defeated Nigeria So Disastrously - Reno Omokri by nedekid:
hotseat:
We saw this coming the moment he made that video call.



Buhari is jinxed!


Anything he touches turns barren like his unfortunate cows in downtown Daura!


Buhari is a bad omen!
People have bad energy or luck. Sai baba is one of them. Same thing in the 80s, same thing now.
See, a driver was employed to drive a relatively new Toyota coaster bus, no faults. The previous driver drove it 1 year no wahala. This elderly man drove well.
The first week he drove through water and it entered the air filter duct into the engine. Damages= 200k.
They wanted to sack him, but I insisted he should keep his job as it could happen to anybody. (I no believe him get badluck).
This bus was fixed. The next week he drove the bus and engine block cracked! Even mechanic said he had not seen such before. Possibly on high speed he engaged wrong gear. Damages= 350k!
Omo, we sacked the baba driver sharply. In 2 weeks he had cost the business over 550k in expenses!
11 months now with a new driver and not an issue with the bus.
No be juju de follow that baba?
Politics › Re: Buhari Is The Reason Tunisia Defeated Nigeria So Disastrously - Reno Omokri by nedekid: 11:26pm On Jan 23, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
1-0 Is 'disastrously' huh
That's why most folks insist that IPOB terrorists are not educated. That was a fine match and our boys, Nigerian Boys, fought gallantly.
All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose. God bless Nigeria forever.
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Bottomline, did we lose or win?

Politics › Re: Samuel Ortom: Herdsmen From Libya, Mali, Others Still Killing Peole In Benue by nedekid: 10:08pm On Jan 23, 2022
DubaiLandLord2:
As a Governor, what is Ortom doing about the killings?
He is not in control of the armed forces. There is nothing he can do.
Governor that had to run for 5 kilometers when his convoy was attacked to save his arse.
Governor that does not have powers to buy a pistol, is it his blokos he will use to face Ak 47 armed fulanis?

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