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Family › Re: What My Brother Is Doing To Me. Is It Fair? Please Advise by nedekid: 11:52pm On Jan 27, 2022
ChybuzzDD:
Send me your account number, let me transfer 3k to you.
I do not see any sign of laziness here on your part.
All i see is an elder brother whose sense of love and responsibility has been blunted by poverty.
May God have mercy on him.
Bravo
Family › Re: What My Brother Is Doing To Me. Is It Fair? Please Advise by nedekid: 11:51pm On Jan 27, 2022
Justkatty:
Drop your details I'll send 1k just manage
Sorry about that...we keep hoping for better days.
Nice one
Romance › Re: RE: We Met In 2017 On Nairaland And In July,2020 We Got Married by nedekid: 10:36pm On Jan 27, 2022
Nice one bro.
Travel › Re: Should I Travel Or Do Business? by nedekid: 9:13pm On Jan 27, 2022
Use your 2.5m to enter UK.
A paddy sent the below link to me for information purposes. I have not checked it out though. May be it might be useful to you.
https://www.gov.uk/health-care-worker-visa
Crime › Re: Pastor Timothy Oluwatimilehin Arrested For Having Sex With Woman & 2 Daughters by nedekid: 9:07pm On Jan 27, 2022
How do these charlatans convince people that they are pastors? undecided
Crime › Re: Gunmen Attack Bullion Van In Delta, Cart Away Money by nedekid: 8:08pm On Jan 27, 2022
Totilopussylick:
He however clarified that the money carted away were “condemned currencies which were being conveyed to the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)”.

If this is true, then the armed robbers ticket don cut tongue tongue tongue

And if they escape with bullet wound, without hitting any of the officers then the officers deserve high rank in the police force.
Condemned note just mean say na moped up money weh don dirty small. E no mean say it is not spendable.
Infact abroad na that type thief like pass.
Politics › Re: Innoson Vehicles Appreciates Soludo For Making Its Brand His Official Cars (Pix) by nedekid: 8:02pm On Jan 27, 2022
okeysoninv:
innoson should make it affordable.
Unfortunately, no new car can be affordable in Nigeria again as our purchasing power has been destroyed by this regime.
Abi don't you realize that $10k is now ₦5,800,000?
Some thing that was ₦1,400,000 and rose to ₦1,800,000 before elections back then but was expected to return to ₦140 after politicians release thir election money in to the economy.
A mint corolla was about 3+m, civic 2.8m, Toyota haice 3.8m base model(now about ₦30m!)
Inosson will sell a cheap New car for eg 5m, wount you use 5m to go buy one correct tox highlander?
Travel › Re: UK Home Office Responds To IELTS Removal Petition, See! by nedekid: 4:47pm On Jan 27, 2022
But how does their response affect the expiration of ielts test result after 2 years?
Abi does the person that had a good score loose the ability to speak English after 2 years?
Politics › Re: #FreeJaruma: Sowore Blasts Ned Nwoko After Jaruma Was Remanded In Prison by nedekid: 4:14pm On Jan 27, 2022
Truthisunique3:
But when you were a nobody looking for attention wiefing a 16year celebrity you didn't ask what comes along with a tennager cum celebrity

This is all the show business you asked for
Sorry, when was Ned a nobody?
Maybe not as popular in social media.
But as at the time Ned entered the house of assembly, he was already known by those that mattered. Those that at had anything to do with the UK. Ofcourse all the top politicians, industrial captains, military officers, governors, rich folks, criminals all had something to do in the UK.
Health › Re: Excessive Itching In Private Parts by nedekid: 2:50pm On Jan 27, 2022
How often do you change your underwear?
Romance › Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by nedekid: 2:47pm On Jan 27, 2022
Ugandatales:
Let me tell you what to do.

I was once like that your friend. I used to gist with my friend's girl, cos we both liked music, and my friend didn't know music like that. One day, while gisting with the girl, and showing her stuff on my laptop, my friend just came into the parlor, said nothing, just motioned for her to come...She went to the room, and he nack the girl like crazy, while I was with my laptop, hearing everything. After, when she came out, I didn't even feel like talking to her again, or being next to her. lol!

Just do exactly what my friend did...No need for long talk, or trying to be an extrovert.
Your friend na crazeman grin
Romance › Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by nedekid: 2:43pm On Jan 27, 2022
PaNnamdi:
If dem drive the guy from house cool u go like am grin
Why u dey give bad advice to another man grin grin
Bros, so if you accommodate your guy and him come de over yan with your woman to the extent say you de uncomfortable. So tay you de outside the hear them de gist de giggle every time, because he is your guy he should be stabbing you in your front and back?
The friend no fit respect himself for front of your babe? You look am naa.
Abi you never get friend weh you go carry am inside your moto with your babe, the guy go de enter the lady. Even if the lady no get sense, your paddy suppose back out and not disrespect you.
That guy in the first instance no be your person.
Kick the ass out or keep him and be suffering in silence. When you go work, him go lash the smallie. grin
Celebrities › Re: Davido Lists The Assets He Plans To Acquire In 2022 (video) by nedekid: 1:47pm On Jan 27, 2022
Michelle70:
thats a house less than 300m in banana island which is finer thanm Davidos house

Is it this banana island u are talking about?
Cos u hear banana island u think every house there is N1b, houses that are up to 1b in that island isn't much.
Cost of house in banana island is just as cheap as it is in New York city. Na poverty make people no fit afford am.
Na wah.
E shock me. shocked
Romance › Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by nedekid: 1:41pm On Jan 27, 2022
Johnames:
what do you suggest?
Either you discharge the guy quickly, or he starts wiping your babe (if he has not started already).
You may choose the boys code of solidarity, but in the first place your guy no show you love by overgisting with your love interest, seeing say the girl de feel am, him suppose backoff. cool
Celebrities › Re: Davido Lists The Assets He Plans To Acquire In 2022 (video) by nedekid: 1:35pm On Jan 27, 2022
Michelle70:
most people has seen that house many times on property section before he bought the house, I have seen the house, it wasn't that expensive

White silhouette house in banana island was sold for N250m, if thats it, then thee is no way Davido house will be up to 250m
Sorry are we talking of the same banana island? I mean the one in vi/lekki axis oh.
There are two others in my adugbo, one off akowonjo road and the other banana island estate at Egbeda.
I mean the Vi/lekki axis one where adenuga, olu okeowo etc own houses and where a plot is in excess of $1m.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Lists The Assets He Plans To Acquire In 2022 (video) by nedekid: 1:26pm On Jan 27, 2022
Michelle70:
that house has been there for a very long time, many people saw the house.
It was going for N200m as at last year when I checked
Pls if you see another house on banana island for 200m, advertise it here on this forum and tag me.
You stand to make alot of money.
But make sure it does not have small issues like dog I am selling.
Or the 2021 S class benz, brand new with just 50km milage selling for 5m. (with slight police and interpol problem)

Car Talk › Re: LASTMA: Share Your Lastma Experience Here. by nedekid: 1:20pm On Jan 27, 2022
Virgohills:
The process of retrieving the car is another epistle

First of all you will be given a crazy receipt which they generally refer to as ticket. In this ticket your details and that of your car will be in there and you will also be referred to court with a specific date written on it for you to appear before the Lagos State Mobile court.

On the scheduled court day. A judge will come to the lastma headquarters to preside over the matter. First question will be ARE YOU GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY. If you plead guilty. Judgment will be passed. if you plead not guilty, then your case needs to be look into and if you can prove beyond doubt that you were arraigned unjustly. You might be set free.

NOW:
Once judgement has been passed. You are to wait 2days for the typed judgment to be ready at the mobile court office at bolade. Persons whom have been judged to forfiet their vehicle to the state due to one way offence, have the opportunity to buy it back with a total sum of N200,000 no reduction what so ever. Other persons will get differnent monetary fines according to the final verdict of the judge
Pls wanna be clear.
If forfeiture is passed in a car. The owner has an option to pay a flat rate of 200k to get the car within a stipulated period failure to which auction will take place?
Celebrities › Re: Davido Lists The Assets He Plans To Acquire In 2022 (video) by nedekid: 1:14pm On Jan 27, 2022
Michelle70:
u get the scope.
If this guy was worth 30BG then N200m weh Nigerians collectively dash am for no make much wave.
Except he has companies which we know of, Davido can't worth 30B.
To worth 30b which is more than $51m, u should at least be making N400m monthly without stress.
For a guy that loves showing of, I think he would have bought a house worth at least N2b but that house I saw there is just 250m at most
I think if the house is located in banana Island, the land alone is more than 250m.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Lists The Assets He Plans To Acquire In 2022 (video) by nedekid: 1:11pm On Jan 27, 2022
Michelle70:
for a guy worth N30b and someone that loves showing of everything. That his new house shows that Davido isn't more than 400m.
He gets his money from endorsement with no asset of his own
Pls, what part of Lagos is the house located, and how much is the average plot of land in that area?
From there you know if the house is worth more or less than 400m.
Business › Re: Avoid Loan Sharks, Leverage On Microfinance Banks, Emefiele Tells Nigerians by nedekid:
Chijeep:
So you can advice someone to borrow 10k n payback 14k in 7days bcox of urgency n u can put ur hand on ur chest that the pson will b comfortable with it
Read the last part of my post.
I said what business will you do with 10k that will pay 4k interest in 7 days?
I agreed with you that it does not make sense.
Me sha I have taken 5k to send to someone that needed cash urgently and I did not have but was expecting the next day.
I think I paid between 1500 and 1800 as interest.
Nb: Dont take if you are not comfortable with it.
But if you take, you have agreed to their terms and shoukd not complain.
Business › Re: Avoid Loan Sharks, Leverage On Microfinance Banks, Emefiele Tells Nigerians by nedekid: 12:26pm On Jan 27, 2022
Microfinance bank, hmmm.
Unless they have turned born again.
I remember when I needed 200k years back to put in my business.
There was one mf bank just after you decend ijana ipaja bridge, cannot remember the name.
Omo, they told me to bring guarantor, nobody gree. I finally got my paddy to follow me.
After that one oh, they came to my house and took inventory of everything up to the bed in my bedroom. See embarrassment that day. Them go my office too, count everything. Lol.
I practically almost signed out my life to them ontop 200k.
Finally the bank officer called me to come with my guarantor to come open account and both me and my paddy will sign for the cheque that will be deposited in the account.
Almight God came through for me. 2 days earlier better enter and I no longer needed the money. Rather I asked the bank officer to send me his acct details make I credit am for him efforts. Lol
Long and short, you think mf bank is better? To get their loan quickly is not easy at all. To recover loan is even worse, 2am they came with police and handcuff my paddy and him wife. The very next day he sold his car to mechanic to pay the igbese.
Business › Re: Avoid Loan Sharks, Leverage On Microfinance Banks, Emefiele Tells Nigerians by nedekid: 12:11pm On Jan 27, 2022
Chijeep:
Those people are scammers hiding under loan companies.
how will you loan 10k to collect 14k with 7days?
What kind of business will fetch you that one if not Yahoo or dupe shit

sad sad
Those short time loans are not meant for business, which is the mistake people make. I think I have seen it written in their agreement.
It is more like a payday loan.
Eg I have a credit that has not reflected in my account, and I need urgent 10k pending when the money enters.
Truely what business will you do that will give you 4k on 10k in 7 days?
Investment › Re: Who Else Is Affected By The Cryptó Crash? Share Your Experience (Meme) by nedekid: 10:38am On Jan 27, 2022
cRobo:
Lost $247,000 on Binance

Now watch some idiot quote me and question the amount

You all change your fvcking poverty mindset

Well

I won't say a word
Bros where una de see this kin money? shocked
Seems I am in the wrong business.
TV/Movies › Re: I Just Bought A New Lg Tv 32inches And The Picture Quality Is Not Hd! by nedekid: 10:29am On Jan 27, 2022
Revolution2022:
Bro you are lying.The only repair and not change a defective electronic with warranty.If the fault is as a result of power supply voltage your warranty has been voided
Oga, of what benefit is it to me to lie to you. I don't work for LG and neither will you dash me money. I simply told my experience.
Pls don't be quick you accuse someone of lying without facts.
TV/Movies › Re: I Just Bought A New Lg Tv 32inches And The Picture Quality Is Not Hd! by nedekid: 9:41am On Jan 27, 2022
Revolution2022:
Where did you buy it?If no be for lg accredited dealer you don buy chinko tv.Your receipt should carry a LG name not ugochukwu son's Nigeria limited.
Me no get time for ugochukwe and sons quanta.
I wanna buy electronics, I head to Fuani LG office on Allen avenue. I buy and get my warrantee.
Recently a sound system I bought and used for 2 months was completely replaced with a brand new one after having a fault.
Years back my 42 inch TV screen was changed at no cost.
Fake nko, e full ground. Bros Ac spoil, him call LG customer care, them ask am for serial number him tell them, then say no be their product be that. grin
Celebrities › Re: Old Age Is Catching Up With Arnold Schwarzenegger by nedekid: 9:32am On Jan 27, 2022
Oga give married housegirl belle. Housegirl and her husband keep the secret for oga coded until the pikin grow based onto steady supply of kudi.
See the boy don grow.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: Buhari Committed To Nigeria’s Progress by nedekid: 7:09am On Jan 27, 2022
What else will a vp say of his principal?
In my opinion, the man has taken this country 20 years back.
Romance › Re: What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Madly In Love With? by nedekid: 6:43am On Jan 27, 2022
Ficient:
Forget all this things bros, you miss that kpekus. Na wetin dey record be that
Hmm, yeah for records I miss am, but those days kpekus no be problem.
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Iconic Rice Paddy Pyramids To Be Evacuated Tomorrow by nedekid: 9:15pm On Jan 26, 2022
Remember the mouldy rice that was shared to states during covid 19 and rejected? Where did they come from?
If you know you know.
Politics › Re: Meet Daniel Kalejaiye, A Nigerian Background Police Officer In Finland by nedekid: 5:55pm On Jan 26, 2022
Nice one.
Omoluabi.
On a lighter note this fine boy go be mugu oh, see as he open eye. 10 year old alaye go optain am easily grin
Romance › Re: What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Madly In Love With? by nedekid: 4:09pm On Jan 26, 2022
Justice4Toto:
Brother you conclude so fast
May be the lady in question is an Analyst
You know as an analyst she must poo b4 having sex or else shit will be everywhere.
I pity the poor babe


Barrister Last long
Justice for Toto
grin
Romance › Re: What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Madly In Love With? by nedekid: 4:08pm On Jan 26, 2022
Munzy14:
Mehn...Your story cracked me... grin grin grin babe answered natural call na..

You can't shame the shameless. grin
grin

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