₦airaland Forum

ogbeche77: Nigeria's 1st Lady Not Discharged,still In German Hospital






http://saharareporters.com/news-page/nigerias-first-lady-still-german-hospital-aides-told-get-ready-leave-soon-1

em.......okay,liverpool lost last night o

Bawss1: Is there any other form of governance in existence today that provide a better ideal than democracy?

.......saudi arabia & china r 2 prosperous yet non-democratic nations,we just have to find the one that fits us,the Americans r the world powers & will obvious try to impose what they feel is the right way to govern,but as we can see 4rm our present world it doesn't seem 2 b working,afterall syria is a democratic republic

CAMEROONPRIDE: in Cameroon the people want to stay together which is not the same in other countries .....

cameroun really has И̣̣̣̥o excuse on why they remain under-developed,the same man has been in power for over 20yrs,yet we see their citizens absconding for the games village after the olympics because they've refused going back to the suffering back home,we are greedy & dogmatic but definitely not cowards

Ms_Oluchi: Have you heard of something called "cheque". That's another means of payment instead of tithe. Besides, super rich men can afford a tithe of 45 million naira because that's only 10% of their income.

the report said they were made in cash

9ja_I_hail: Don't be stupiid in church you don't write your name on tithes. Tithes usually come with envelop and go into tithe box. Rev's don't know who and who pay their tithes, when it's time for tithes members who want to pay their tithe will move to the alter and pay tithes they don't hand it over to the priest hand to hand.

so he(or his rep) brought N45m cash 2 d altar in d presence of everyone on a sunday, listen 2 urself,it was probably put in a suitcase or a ghana-most-go bag & given 2 d church after the service..........every noble man will question where what should represent 10% of one's monthly income comes 4rm,now whatever U̶̲̥̅̊ say or not won't change anything,the reputation of the church has been dragged down

Why do you remove pictures just because it looks disguising,you might as well remove the entire thread,'cause it makes it completely useless..........isn't this suppose to be violent/ disguising section,viewer discretion should only be allocated but to remove the pictures as I said early kills the thread

Korrection: sorry but when were you born?? the worst democracy is better than the best military rule..are you up to 12 years old? sorrry just asking

that's just your opinion,И̣̣̣̥ot minding the form of government to the followed, the primary actors involved as well as numerous other factors like the religion & customs of the populace determines the success of a system.......democracy isn't the best by default

This story should be moved to the celebrity section not politics

We want to know her health status at the moment,not because of the use of taxpayers money but because she's a celebrity by virtue of being the 1st lady........the presidency can't be compelled to tell the populace,her "employer" in bayelsa maybe, but not the presidency,unless he decides to

The fence belongs 2 a ferry station there in marina, dats d route(mile 2-CMS) I folo 2 work,ironically dat was also were fashola caught dat military dude,there have been lots of close shaves in the past

Any person(s) of a race,religion,sexuality,gender that gets offended by simple utterances or light actions is/are actually INFERIOR!!

Ptolomeus: In my country (Uruguay), the term is used even among whites ... in a loving way.
I think the problem is that the term has degenerated into something derogatory, and is difficult to accept it as something positive.
In Uruguay, exists the "pride of blackness" proud to be black ...
Every culture is different, and that term takes on a different meaning depending on who says it and where he says.
Of course, this can also be used to offend, but then any other word would fulfill the same function.

luis suarez is dis U̶̲̥̅̊?lemme get ur autograph,lolzzz

Its "photoshopped".......checkout the ripples around d 'crocodile'

State police anyone?

ajf: Why can't God just finish satan and save us all this trouble...

finish him & send him 2 where.....hell?

Using d Bible as a reference,which says "if U̶̲̥̅̊ Love M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ U̶̲̥̅̊'ll keep my commandments" wouldn't dat imply to d devil as well,since we r talk about 2 spiritual beings?.......U̶̲̥̅̊ can't compare these beings with humans(boko haram et al),were just a pronouncemnt of love is good enough

Evil Brain: Do you love the Boko Haram people? How come you haven't shown it by doing their bidding and killing some infidels?

Your argument is invalid.

. I'm sure U̶̲̥̅̊ know I meant as a rhetorical question,what I mean is ,what does showing love 2 d devil imply?

Evil Brain: It says love your enemies and pray for them. There is no special provisions for non-human enemies. It doesn't qualify the term enemies and therefore there are no exemptions. The bible repeatedly refers to the devil as the adversary and also does not qualify the term in any way so I don't know where you are getting this idea of the devil not being a direct enemy.

Even in religion and superstition, you still need to apply logic when you are analyzing your holy books. You can't just make up an explanation out of thin air every time there is some contradiction in your beliefs. This kind of faulty logic is the reason why atheists look down on you people. You don't seem to know how to think.

so how should the love for d devil b shown?is it by doing his bidding?.......doing dat would imply showing hatred 2 our fellow humans

Of course we can,naturally we've got d population,everyother thing can work out eventually

There's И̣̣̣̥o problem with what Bimbo has said,that's if she is (remains)a virgin

Does 'north' include the capital abuja?

Mine is okay & I'm on airtel........infact I using it right now,I reside in lagos

Andriy shevchenko, tom hanks & fidel castro

Since dis is d thread abt d "price of garri" I can finally give answer is actually gone down to N150/paint,lolzzzz
kudos to GEJ.........but seriously dishing out bans 4 d use of dat phrase makes him a hero of a sort,like a Robin hood or is der anyfin in d rulebook dat condemn
s d use of dat famous catchphrase?

A warri dude once "yabbed" his neighbour to his face that........he was so stingy that when he leaves d hotel in d morning he assumes 2 himself in his mind dat he has eaten,whereas he hasn't.......he said dis pidgin english,still remains a classic

A warri dude once "yabbed" his neighbour to his face that........he was so stingy that when he leaves d hotel in d morning he assumes 2 himself in his mind dat he has eaten,whereas he hasn't.......he said dis pidgin english,still remains a classic

Don't commit suicide,be patient death will still come

How to worship the Nigerian god
The Nigerian god is one. It may have many different manifestations, but it is essentially different sides of the same coin. Sometimes, adherents of the different sides may fight and kill each other. But Nigerians essentially follow the Nigerian god.

This article is for all those who want to become better worshippers. If you are a new or prospective convert, God will bless you for choosing the Nigerian god. This is just how you must worship him.

First, you must understand that being a worshipper has nothing to do with character, good works or righteousness. So the fact that you choose to open every meeting with multiple prayers does not mean that you intend to do what is right. The opening prayer is important. Nothing can work without it. If you are gathered to discuss how to inflate contracts, begin with an opening prayer or two. If you are gathered to discuss how to rig elections, begin with a prayer. The Nigerian god appreciates communication.

When you sneak away from your wife to call your girlfriend in the bathroom, and she asks if you will come this weekend, you must say—in addition to “Yes”—“By God’s grace” or “God willing”. It doesn’t matter the language you use. Just add it. The Nigerian god likes to be consulted before you do anything, including a trip to Obudu to see your lover.

When worshipping the Nigerian god, be loud. No, the Nigerian god is not hard of hearing. It is just that he appreciates your loud fervour, like he appreciates loud raucous music. The Nigerian god doesn’t care if you have neighbours and neither should you. When you are worshipping in your house, make sure the neighbours can’t sleep. Use loud speakers even if you are only two in the building. Anyone who complains must be evil. God will judge such a person.

Attribute everything to the Nigerian god. So, if you diverted funds from public projects and are able to afford that Phantom, when people say you have a nice car, say, “Na God”. If someone asks what the secret of all your wealth is, say, “God has been good to me”. By this you mean the Nigerian god who gave you the uncommon wisdom to re-appropriate public funds.

Consult the Nigerian god when you don’t feel like working. The Nigerian god understands that we live in a harsh climate where it is hard to do any real work. So, if you have no clue how to be in charge and things start collapsing, ask people to pray to God and ask for his intervention.

The Nigerian god loves elections and politics. When you have bribed people to get the Party nomination, used thugs to steal and stuff ballot boxes, intimidated people into either sitting at home or voting for you, lied about everything from your assets to your age, and you eventually, (through God’s grace), win the elections, you must begin by declaring that your success is the wish of God and that the other candidate should accept this will of God. It is not your fault whom the Nigerian god chooses to reward with political success. How can mere mortals complain?

The Nigerian god does not tolerate disrespect. If someone insults your religion, you must look for anyone like them and kill them. Doesn’t matter what you use—sticks, machetes, grenade launchers, IED’s, AK47’s.

The Nigerian god performs signs and wonders. He does everything from cure HIV to High BP. And the Nigerian god is creative: he can teach a person who was born blind the difference between blue and green when the man of god asks, and he can teach a person born deaf instant English. As a worshipper you must let him deliver you because every case of sickness is caused by evil demons and not infections. Every case of barrenness is caused by witches and has no scientific explanation. So instead of hospital, visit agents of the Nigerian god. But the Nigerian god does not cure corruption. Do not attempt to mock him.

If you worship the Nigerian god, you are under no obligation to be nice or kind to people who are not worshippers. They deserve no courtesy.

The Nigerian god is also online. As a worshipper, you are not obliged to be good or decent on Facebook or twitter all week except on Friday and Sunday, both of which the Nigerian god marks as holy. So you may forward obscene photos, insult people, forward lewd jokes on all days except the holy days. On those holy days, whichever applies to you, put up statuses saying how much you are crazy about God.

These days, the Nigerian god also permits tweets and Facebook updates like: “Now in Church” or “This guy in front of me needs to stop dozing” when performing acts of worship.

In all, the Nigerian god is very kind and accommodating. He gives glory and riches and private jets. And if you worship him well, he will immensely bless your hustle.

Why should the BRT lane be wide enough to fit just one vehicle with the boundaries made with interlocking,what happens if there's an emergency?the right boundary made with the main road should've been done with paint

Was d pulpit moving?.....or was it d camera

Ironically,they r all either divorced or unmarried

I ain't very religious but I'm definitely superstitious, I don't walk under ladders(7 yrs bad luck)
,@logica,U̶̲̥̅̊'ve got 2 keep an open mind,spiritualism & voodoo is real,if it isn't it won't have lasted for this long

logica:
I think those who did the research on this issue have far more of a scientific mind than you do; which explains your lack of understanding. Do you think lightning is the 240 volts of electricity PHCN delivers into your house? And do you know how football shoes (cleats) are constructed? Have you ever worn one before?

Firstly, lightning has high voltage of the order of millions of volts. This kind of voltage will actually have electric charge literally leap at you, talk less of having several metal objects right under your feet.

Secondly, the cleats are likely the older type which had metal screw holes into which the studs screw into (newer designs are a bit different). What more, these screw holes end in metal clips directly under the foam on which the feet rest on. Now when this foam is soaked with water, you have a direct path from the ground through the metal studs, through the connecting screw holes into the clips and water soaked foam.

, so 'cause I don't accept their reasons I'm scientifically dumb,scientists can makeup lots of possibilties,I'm in the construction line & I know