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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is On Her 8th Abortion. I Feel Bad About It. by NEUDUDE: 9:04pm On Oct 24, 2023
After another simple guy go inherit this okpo even pay dowry sef. Nekwa just look at grin
RomanceRe: What Is The Current Price For Short Time In Lagos by NEUDUDE: 3:08pm On Oct 18, 2023
Vintage9999:
another thing, in brothels is short time calculated by time or rounds? How many rounds make it shirt time 1 or 2?
Rounds. Once you cum otilo. Lasting jus two seconds is a crime grin

So take coffee and jekonmo lol or yoyo bitters angry

And try to put on some charm while you are at it so she gets comfortable with you unless otilo too becos sadly even okpos them have spec lol grin
RomanceRe: What Is The Current Price For Short Time In Lagos by NEUDUDE: 2:30pm On Oct 18, 2023
Vintage9999:
I've not gone to a brothel before. How do I hide it. What are the things I shouldn't do in order not to be exploited
Lol lesson no 1. They are looking to exploit you anyways. They are not you friend, they are not your enemy. Dont be nice and dont be mean and definitely dont impress. In all you do remember she's a hoe.

They are broken but you would be a fool to try to fix them. Enjoy it while it last is all, give her a good time and use protection uncle grin

They are humans too. They have feelings too. That is all you need to know and shine ur eyes na lagos you dey
RomanceRe: What Is The Current Price For Short Time In Lagos by NEUDUDE:
KnowledgePower7:
Bros abeg wetin be the name of the olosho joints in yaba and alagomeji?
Sup
RomanceRe: What Is The Current Price For Short Time In Lagos by NEUDUDE: 8:49pm On Oct 17, 2023
With all the olosho site wey dey ojuelegba, bode thomas, surulere in general even yaba na gbagada church you wan go lol cheesy. Safe journey grin

Lol 4k na daybreak money oh grin
FamilyRe: Married As A Virgin, Married For Love Yet..... by NEUDUDE: 3:52pm On Oct 14, 2023
Looks made up haha. Apparently a promiscous woman is not happy with the incessant bashing of non-virgins lol, hence the thread grin
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by NEUDUDE: 9:21am On Oct 11, 2023
lol baba wanted to lick plate lol
RomanceRe: "Ladies Must Not Marry Broke Guys, Guys Must Not Marry Non-virgins" by NEUDUDE: 7:58am On Oct 11, 2023
Simple Case Closed grin. Guys if you finally have money you can marry 20 wives if you like and do premium shege. Do your last will and testament sha becos you no suppose trust vagina people normally lol
RomanceRe: Non-virgins Don’t Deserve Bride Price by NEUDUDE: 11:38am On Oct 10, 2023
Zxcvbnmghtr:
Of course am ashamed somebody with #2,100 wants to bleep me. grin
If you was worth more somebody with 2k will not approach you grin
RomanceRe: Never Propose To A Woman Until She Does This by NEUDUDE: 12:39pm On Oct 08, 2023
Only simps proposals get rejected. Take that to the bank. Proposal rejected = SIMP

Thats basically the math behind it grin
RomanceRe: If You Are Not Bringing Anything To The Table , I Don't Want You-Victor Osimhen by NEUDUDE: 12:24pm On Oct 08, 2023
lambish:
Our generation today....
A woman will go through 9 months of hardship and discomfort and still go through the extreme pain of labour to give birth to the child who ends up bearing the man's name ( and probably looks like the man lol) she continues to nurture his child pray for them and look after the general wellbeing of the home, she goes on to combine her 8-5 job with caring for her family ( some women end up burying their ambition just to ensure their family is well taken care of and doing wel like l)... Yet an extremely ungrateful man asks what she brings to the table?
Close your mouth there jare. Shouting kids like it is one sided, arent the kids yours too grin ozwoor
Christianity EtcRe: Free Sex Is Still Not Free by NEUDUDE: 12:15pm On Oct 08, 2023
This op is on point. You see those girls that like fine guys and shouting dey dont want your money.

Well dey apparently want your good genes. So it isnt free they are taking something but you just dont know it lol grin.

You are just rich in looks and trust me thats a commodity to women
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did You Leave Your Previous Church? by NEUDUDE: 12:11pm On Oct 08, 2023
Bluezy13:
If one must worship, one should worship the gods of one's forefathers.

The Christian god is a product of political propaganda.

Modified*
In response to "barbarism" as someone below pointed out:
We made them barbaric.
They weren't barbaric.
We chose to appease them by extreme means.
They never chose.
We made them respond the way we wanted.
Their response was directly proportional to our choice of appeasement.

That's why when the barbaric rituals ceased, nothing happened.

Then again, I guess it's the Christian god that is barbaric for killing firstborn sons, a whole nation (Sodom and Gomorrah) a generation, the whole world (with flood) and through wars. Imagine the number of times that the words "smite, smote" appeared in the Bible (KJV).

The god was busy killing people here and there, according to the Bible, yet you will not see it as barbaric.
Lol the one littering the whole place with human parts abi ozwoor grin
RomanceRe: : I Am 45 And I Have Not Achieved Much In Life. Is It Too Late? by NEUDUDE: 9:00pm On Oct 07, 2023
Your moniker tells a lot about you. Change that first and we'll go from there lol
FoodRe: The plantains I bought #1000 and how I prepared it. by NEUDUDE: 8:50pm On Oct 07, 2023
Where is this west biko, cos i dont joke with plantain grin
TravelRe: How Many States Have You Visited in Nigeria And Which State Did You Enjoy Most? by NEUDUDE: 6:55am On Oct 07, 2023
Mystiquefia:
You mean random gals or Hookup gals?
All of the above, virgin oh, hookup girl, smallie, random girls but most of them are into the hookup culture. Basically be flashy small and have small change and and you will fvck tire lol... sha use protection all that glitters isn't gold... grin

To prove how endemic calabar girls are, only the 4 star hotel i lodged. I fvck 60% of the girls there with little or no persuasion. Fine girls oh, some were in school. Till today dey call to check in once in a while. Ill prolly visit again sometime soon after im done with my project to continue where i stop lol.

Once they are already into you giving them 2k is like gold. You will fvck na you go run lol
TravelRe: How Many States Have You Visited in Nigeria And Which State Did You Enjoy Most? by NEUDUDE: 5:33pm On Oct 06, 2023
I wanted to have a good time and chill. Calabar was super fun. The girls were super cheap lol grin
RomanceRe: What Are The 'green Light' Ladies Use That Men Can't Ordinarily Decode? by NEUDUDE: 5:14am On Oct 06, 2023
Silentgroper:
you dey stupid..

The point is .. most times these females just do this things without a romantic feeling attached to it ..

Dey try get sense ... Read through the fvcking lines, motherfucker
Since you know it is without romantic feeling and she indeed is your cousin ffs why the useless question again ozwor lol
RomanceRe: Can You Trust Your Current Girlfriend Or Wife With 2 Million Dollars? by NEUDUDE: 8:08am On Oct 05, 2023
It is better to flush the 2 million dollars in a toilet or better still burn it than to entrust it in the hands of your girlfriend lol
RomanceRe: What Are The 'green Light' Ladies Use That Men Can't Ordinarily Decode? by NEUDUDE: 5:57am On Oct 05, 2023
Silentgroper:
my cousing does number 2 when she's around me.. Does that mean she huh? ... Nope it's total crap.
Your cousin dey enter your eyes ozwor. How do you guys even manage to fvck your own lineage or find them sexually attractive. Tufia for una oh.

Things dey happen oh na like this e dey start. Na so one okpo girl i know dey fvck him mama sister pikin like normal something. Una sane at all embarassed
RomanceRe: Check Out The Make Up I Did On A 'lady' On My Lap! (pics Ins) by NEUDUDE: 5:36am On Oct 05, 2023
Are those container empty? Are you an hoarder? huh
RomanceRe: His Wife Don’t Care To Check On Husband In A Distant Marriage by NEUDUDE: 10:45am On Oct 04, 2023
Suggest that you the husband is an okpo lol. Dem don carry you handicap lol. You see with every thing wey dey happen still go marry woman when you dey go abroad dem suppose knack u 2by2 and to the alleged wife, congrats ma grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Ugandan Politician, Evelyn Anite Takes Back Ambulance After Electoral Loss by NEUDUDE: 7:02am On Oct 04, 2023
This is why vagina people dont make good politicians. Too emotional no logic lol grin
PoliticsRe: Atiku Is Not A Decent Man For Dragging Tinubu To Chicago Court - Temitope Ajayi by NEUDUDE: 9:29pm On Oct 03, 2023
No to go forge certificate take go work for cbn remain lai dis lol
RomanceRe: What Do You Think? by NEUDUDE: 8:50pm On Oct 02, 2023
Its called the shaming tactic number one tool in every girl's arsenal... well with what you have said i think we are way past dealing with subtlety. You prolly need to change am for am grin and respect yourself. Na you prolly give am opening for see finish
RomanceRe: Men Who Hustled Hard To Become Successful Should Not Settle For Less by NEUDUDE: 3:18pm On Oct 02, 2023
proxillin:
conquer you like landed property? or gold mine? can he use you for collecting bank loan?

you turn yourself to object now, if men address you like object, you will be foaming in the mouth...sex_object
True la grin. Some banny useless i swear. She thinks the world revolves around her. Such a bimbo! I no go hustle na to conquer you. Tueh!
RomanceRe: Men Who Hustled Hard To Become Successful Should Not Settle For Less by NEUDUDE: 2:59pm On Oct 02, 2023
RonuThings:
Still Feeling curious huh
Overused kpekus from finding a man with house, money and car lol grin
RomanceRe: Men Who Hustled Hard To Become Successful Should Not Settle For Less by NEUDUDE: 2:57pm On Oct 02, 2023
IconicR:
Men are leeches

Modern generation men are becoming very weak

My rule is conquer me into submission and I'll totally submit else I slip away.

Topics like this irritate the hell out of me
See this one oh. E dey find conqueror lol grin

Some men mumu sha grin
CareerRe: As A Single Guy How Do You Deal With Work Stress? by NEUDUDE: 2:31pm On Oct 02, 2023
I thank God for my new Job. So far its been movies or gaming to unwind. I have resigned from the night life lol. So my weekends are mostly netflix and chill. My neighbor complained sef that i have always been indoors these days and i love it grin
RomanceRe: She Texted Me That She's Pregnant �and She Ain't My Girlfriend, What Do I Do by NEUDUDE: 6:08pm On Oct 01, 2023
Oh pele. Them don carry you handicap lol. I am 85 percent sure with this write up that pregnancy isnt yours grin

But u fell for the trap i guess
RomanceRe: Bribe-to- Be Relocate Abroad With 3million Naira Fiance Sent For Their Wedding. by NEUDUDE: 9:23pm On Sep 30, 2023
Very good. One simp down lol grin

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