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Schwartz:You just want me to go into exchange of words with you but i wont gratify u cus i can see thru u and i think your kinda personality is obvious for all to see. Like i said, enjoy ur summer and please dont break back from your 8.5Euro per hour job oo cus if you do, u will be too stingy to afford 8 euro paracetamol to treat yourself. Bis spater |
Schwartz:Ist of all, you really made me laff with this your comment. I laffed so hard I didn't even know how to reply you. You are converting 8€ paracetamol and comparing it to Nigerian emzor and saying 350€ laptop is a China laptop. Baby girl plz go broaden your horizon and stop mingling with those who keep giving you negative stories abt Germany. It won't help you going forward. I'm a damn realist and anyone who knows me here know I say it the way it is. And mind you I don't shop on eBay neither do I pratonize Primark or flohmarkt. When you are in Germany think like a German and stop making euro to naira conversion before you buy things, it won't help u. You keep talking abt people not getting jobs or intern slot while I keep seeing Nigerians who have gotten jobs here. Them no get two heads, think positive. #enuf said, enjoy ur summer |
Schwartz:D prices are outrageous only if u still do the mistake of mentally converting to naira and comparing it to how much its sold in Nigeria. If u buy gadgets in Germany with a germanized mentality, my sister dia is nothing outrageous abt d price. You can't tell me a new laptop of 300€ is outrageous to a German or a TV of 400€ is outrageous to a German or a Samsung phone of 160€ is outrageous if u av a germanized mentality. I have bought phones and a TV here and I don't c it as outrageous bcus I stopped converting to naira 2 months after my arrival. |
ohakskid:The cheap one I'm still thinking to buy from Otto is 350€ u can do the maths and convert go naira. But they av this package where u can pay for such items monthly BTW 6-24 months. Na that option I dey consider where I go dey pay like 15€ monthly for d next 2 yrs. |
ohakskid:I no see any fb request. Maybe u sent to someone else thinking it was me ![]() |
There is this Igbo proverb I learnt back in the days from reading chinua Achebe's books about a certain bird that has learnt to fly without perching bcus the hunter had learnt to shot without missing. This proverb is now very applicable to German train tickets controllers who av now deviced new means to catch schwarzfahren. They no longer search in moving trains like before again cus peeps without tickets just come down at d nearest stops only to board another underground train. Wat dey do now is wait at all the exist of underground tunnels and ask u for ur tickets wen u are coming out. U can't exonerate yourself that u were not on d train wen no b time travel u do. I was surprised wen I was stopped for my ticket as I was stepping out of d elevator. My argument that I am not presently in d train held no water as he insisted I must av taken d train ride to be able to use d elevator. I just jeje show am my ticket. Germany is getting more interesting daily. Do anything to be part of d fun biko but don't kill, kidnap or sell houses to raise that 2.8 m. Bis später |
ohakskid:I heard of one Nigerian that was chokehold to death at d Frankfurt airport like 4 yrs ago but that's just random. Police no dey even carry gun for here sef. I can count d number of times I av seen them with guns. Police wey dey even provide escort for people protesting and causing aluta. Abeg German police no get your time. I even saw one announcing via dia car public address system that dey will arrest a driver for parking in a disabled spot last week. |
okezie007:There is no special how internship works. Almost all companies take interns if you apply wen dey advertise. So all u do is register on job portals and get job adverts in ur mail. When u see one that suits ur course, u apply and go for the interview like any normal job interview and if u are picked congrats. A Nigerian student from Munich was in Frankfurt for an interview with Deutsche bahn for a 6 months internship last month and after d interview he got d job. He will be starting in October. They even paid his train tickets to and from Munich for him to come. So no biggie abt internship. Once u see a company advert that suits ur field, apply. Lobathan |
For the back and forth discussions on the number of jobs or hours u can do legally as a student, what I know on good authority is that you can do 2 legally registered jobs at once as a student without any issues with anybody. The catch dia is that for one of the jobs, your tax class is moved to tax class 6 and u pay more tax for it while on d other one, u retain your student tax class 1 and pay normal tax for it. For this scenario, no law is broken and no office will invite you to come tell any story provided your studies will not suffer and you can manage your time. But managing your time with two jobs and study is wat I can't explain how one can pull that off except if you take a break from school which is also not illegal. |
honourableseyi:I loyal my boss |
detutu1:Nope, I can't share it publicly here as its a system prone to abuse but if you need it and you are already in Germany and already with a resident permit, then contact me and I will gladly share with u privately as those are the two main criteria to qualify. If you are not yet in Germany, don't bother asking . thanks for your understanding |
maestrojay:Mannheim is two years. A Nigerian lady dia got two years. We were still together last week. But as I said earlier even if d law says 2 years, d final decision is still left to d mood and caprices of d fellow u meet on sit d day u go dia. Dey interpret d law as dey like cus d law gives them d power to. As for siegen, no idea I know a lot of people still coming here are scared that how will I raise another 8k if I get a year or less. Well like I usually say don't kill ursef thinking over a problem that has not arrived. Get d one dey give u and b happy with it. Wen time for renewal comes, u will cross the bridge wen u get dia. I got 8 months and I'm still in Germany one and a half years later and by God's grace I will still be here till 2020. The more longer u stay in d system, d more u know how things work. As things stand, I now know a method anyone can use to raise up to 5k euros without hassles within 6 months that can contribute towards ur renewal. So calm down and come to Germany. Even if u got 6 months, throw a party cus u are still better than many in naija |
Eke40seven:I already don reply d guy. I yaff tayad for guys stating personal info as general statement of facts on this page. People should learn to personalize dia experiences so that newcomers can create candid opinions from it and not d case someone will see such and think its d norm only to get to Germany and be battered by reality. I rest my case |
ogagaejay:False!!! Resident permit is not 2 years in all hessen sir. It depends on your city and who you meet on seat the day you go and his/her mood wen u meet him. I also live in the state of hessen and I got 8 months on arrival. My classmate from India got 1.5 yrs in Frankfurt after he already got 1 yr from another person but had to go back to submit a missing document and new fellow he met decided to dash him extra 6 months cus he was in a happy mood. Plz on the no of years one get, we should stop generalizing it and giving such info as facts. If everyone in Marburg gets two years, say Marburg and don't write for d whole state of hessen. One might school in Marburg but live outside Marburg and might cus of that fall outside d Marburg district and fall in a district Wia he gets less. |
priceaction:I never knew we still have Nigerian youths with good sense like yours. May God continue to increase your wisdom a thousand fold. Jimoh Ibrahim is from my state but I av known him for so long as a monumental fraudster. All companies he got on a platter of gold he ran aground with tax payers money from nicon insurance, Hilton hotel, African petroleum which he changed to energy oil, news watch magazine to virgin Nigeria. Imagine how many people these companies will employ and feed if fully functional. The staffs and pensioners of these companies are still being owed months of salary and yet jimoh keeps leaving large. A friend of mine here in a European country had to run here for her MSC after jimoh ran aground virgin Nigeria and she became jobless with backlog of salaries owed. Can u imagine how many of such people still on d streets looking for wat to eat? Ben Bruce nearly ran union bank aground and if not for amcon, that bank would av gone under and many of our parents who are d ones banking with union would av died of high bp. Wen kpmg audited union in 2014 at d request of amcon, dey were shocked at the near death state dey found union but couldnt make a move on bruce then cus he was a friend of d fedora man and some people will still come here to shout witch and wizard hunting not knowing dey are d ones who will suffer it. And the funny thing is gej was giving jimoh Ibrahim who ran 5 companies agroundvaward for entrepreneurship. Only God saved us from that fedora hat wearing guy cus Nigeria would av bin worse than Venezuela by now. I just wish d witch and wizard hunting crew can receive sense |
[quote author=zeusaqua post=46727653]I m surprised NEVILBOT can make this statement.. My question is since u left for Gem, how come u have not returned to Nigeria ur dream country. In de first place while did u travel to do ur MSC in Gem?. U just one person I see dat can't give someone a help in NL on Gem move rader talking negative n discouraging people. quote author=nevilbot post=46723901] My guy, u dont know me and u are writing a statement as fact abt me as if uve met me before. Those who have asked for me help from here have gotten it in abundance so wat u don't know don't say. My stand on his issue was his decision to start selling properties to finance the German trip. No matter how u look at it, I am never in support of anyone selling properties on a hope that u will start earning as soon as u arrive and as much as u want it. Those who av crossed my path from here know me better than the assumption u presented here as fact even wen u and I av not had a single interaction. Conclusively, coming to Germany is anyone's personal decision, so my view might not sound sensible to u but u are also not privy to my exposures. Take the risk, sell anything sellable. In the long run its still u and your decision. Bis bald. |
lobito007:Yes graduates get 2500€ but do u know how much will be left for to spend at d end of the month out of that amount u mentioned? After all the taxes av bin removed, u will get around 1600€ in ur acct then from that 1600 u begin to pay monthly bills that most not default. Imagine u pay 700€ for 2 bedroom flat out of it then pay 150 for utilities and internet, plz how much is left for u to feed and flex? Before u can save to buy that SUV u want to sell. Well I'm not discouraging anyone. Its a risk worth taking if u believe in your dream. Its even better to finish d MSC and come back to naija with it for a better paying job. Just telling that don't expect 2500€ monthly like u read on websites. Owo Germany , Germany loun GBE in lagbaja's voice. |
nineteenth:If u want my honest advice, I will say this is a very wrong move. You want to leave certainty for uncertainty. Do u think you will be able to save 90k monthly if u get here as a student? What 90k will do for u in Nigeria, d euro equivalent will not do it. Plus u still av a danfo giving u upkeep money and u want to throw it all away cus u think Germany is paradise Wia money is easy and job is yanfuyanfu. My guy don't follow that path of leaving ur 90k job selling ur other source of income and still going into debts to come to Germany biko. I don't think its worth it |
Person wey get house wan sell house to come this germo Wia we dey so? Chai, if I av a house in Nigeria , I won't think of coming to Germany in d ist place. For u now thinking of selling it to come Germany is the most ridiculous desperate measure I av heard in a long time. People in Nigeria have different perspective of wat really happens in Europe thinking life is all rosy and juicy. Even taking the risk to pass thru Libya. Na until dem reach here them dey know what's up. Bros landlord, I use everything dear to u to beg u biko no even think of using d house as collateral not to talk of selling it to come to Germany as a student OK biko. We no wan read news say one Nigerian student jump in front of moving ice train ooo. If u av done sumtin that built u a house in Nigeria, walahi u do not need to travel out to anywhere again. What u need right now is sustanance and contentment. My 50 kobo advice |
The prayer went thus: “We call on Michael the arch angel, Uriel the archangel, Gabriel the archangel to carry you in their wings back to life. They angels are bringing you back in their wings." The prayer this man called mbaka just prayed above have made me cement my conclusion that this man is just a noise maker and diabolic who does not even know the bible he is preaching from. In the whole bible , only two angels were named: Michael and Gabriel and only one out of them which is Michael was described as an archangel which means leader of all the angels. How will angels have two leaders? Is it pdp chairmanship? No where in the bible and I repeat no where in the bible was Uriel named as an angel not to talk of being an archangel. The name Uriel only appears 4 times in d whole bible in 1 chronicles 6:24 , 15 vs 5, 15 vs 11 and 2 chronicles 13 vs 2 and in all these cases they were name of peoples not angels. I just pity the congregation he is deceiving with God's name for political gains |
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Earth2Metahuman:Which 90s car plz. Is it Peugeot or Benz that are even wider than present day cars that are designed for 2? Maybe u need to go check those 90s cars again. U will be in for a pleasant surprise. The only car that was designed for 2 at d back in d 90s was the Volkswagen beetle. All others are designed for 3 except the wagons Wia d middle seat is for 2 |
GoldenJAT:Abnormal things usually look natural in Nigeria. How many naija drivers even know traffic rules. In a country Wia u can get a drivers license even before u can differentiate BTW a hand break and a gear. |
Earth2Metahuman:Not 2, its 3. If u look at the back seats very well dia are seat belts for 3 occupants . the one in d middle is designed like a plane seat belt that crosses the waist and not the chest like the others. Every car has it. Most in Nigeria av bin removed and used as towing rope |
thesicilian:I beg to disagree with you as in totally. Last year December, an African football player in Germany was flung out of the back seat of a car during a collision and he died instantly cus he was not using his belt while his two friends in d front survived. Was the seats not dia to stop him if your theory is right? In advanced countries, all occupants either u sit in front or back must use dia seat beats. Even the cars will continue to peep in a very annoying way if those at the back refuse to comply. And ur license can be revoked as a driver if a back seater in your car is caught beltless after u are fined like 100€. Even kids below 10 av a special seat u buy separately that u put on d seat in the back. Dey seat on this and not on d car seat directly before u belt them in. Just that in Nigeria, our law enforcers do not even know the right thing not to talk of enforcing it. Nigeria is just so messed up |
Eke40seven:E be like say bomb dey ur head. Who says I no see MIT dia. But y put tech unis from Nigeria in the same sentence with MIT and tum. That is an insultive insult to the education system in Germany and USA. And I used the word allowed because its back by written law in a constitution sumwia. Many German uni of applied sciences too would love to do PhD if the law allows them. Like the one in Bonn even have a PhD partnership program with another uni despite the restriction. As for my akamu freezing, u av not heard the last of it. Just wait till I come Munich for august come break ur head |
Eke40seven:If I talk now, u go dey claim prophet. If not that u are drunk on pxxxni juice, how will u be comparing technical universities in Germany to uni of technologies in Nigeria. Do the ones in naija even av clear cut purpose or objectives apart from admitting students in large no and making money, creating irrelevant courses and teaching theories with lil practicals. Well based on my research, universities and technical unis in Germany av similar research oriented goals and Dats y dey are d only one allowed by law to offer PhD. Uni of applied sciences do not offer PhD courses cus dia motive is to train practically in an industry related format. |
Cindino20:You deduce I won't finish this one ist or you assumed? Anyways I'm finishing it ist .I only used the word switched cus I'm changing from neuroscience to biomedical sciences. Not that I'm abandoning one for another. Thanks though |
obailala:Guy, the kind blessing wey God wan dash u for this epic response, Him still dey cook am in a bountiful way. Thank u for giving this very sensible response to those "its gej's idea" idiots. Very soon hypertension over gej's defeat that dey can't get over will kill them. Navy commissioned sumtin yesterday, one idiot said its gej idea but they refuse to accept that the economic downturn of today is due to gej's incompetence. |
ohakskid:I think technical unis are closer to the applied unis in terms of purpose but I can't be too sure cus I av not bin dia. My boss Eke40seven is in a better position to answer that cus he is in a technical uni. But u av to call him very hard to answer cus him fit dey under woman. I don't trust that guy one bit |
Neyoalao:MSC neuroscience is a research based masters with no link to clinical work experience like I tot before coming. All they train u for is lab research both useful and useless ones and upon graduation, dey expect u to toe the PhD, post doc line and become a prof jumping from one research to another and writing/publishing papers. Most of the research I must also say av no link to a developing country like Nigeria. The results won't be of benefit to me or my country for now. This is not a carrier path I envisage for myself. I don't want to end up as a lab rat white haired prof in one German institute. Basically universities in Germany are research oriented especially in d medical sciences while uni of applied sciences are d one structured to prepare u for d work environment but many of us do not know that before coming over. So since I want a carrier outside academia for myself, I'm switching to a uni of applied sciences to get the needed training for clinical practice. |
jaymejate:What Lagos to kano or other rail tracks in nigeria have is single gauge meaning its a single track and trains can't travel in both directions simultaneously. The train from Lagos will need to ist get to kano before anoda train can come from kano to Lagos else dey collide halfway. Wat dey are going to build now is d double standard gauge that allows train travel in both directions at the same time like u av in advanced countries. Like this
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