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Amotolongbo:
Ant Smith revealed that he has been ridiculed over his small penis, but is now encouraging people to be happy with their endowment



https://www.unilad.com/community/life/micro-penis-ant-smith-interview-147665-20240319?fbclid=IwAR1QJ4IeImakqeR9v4dTg4ZU2Hp1al31Qku6MkCjy09bNwZ4Gyy_RLYqg5Y_aem_Af3R6hJ4EWd8DJ1YfcDYI5YUSOaUn4BCSkYqeA9jDf2cYFBEGqKfd3Ec7zqTukPnBi0

People lie about their dick size as a matter of habit; the UK average is defo less than 5.6 inches and you can be sure this dude is average-sized for a European he's NOT micro

We know why all their women run after black men for high quality sexual experience, i e. the enduring the myth of the big black dick

RecentHistory:
See this Igbo osu boy. It is people like you that Peter Obi used to use Awkuzu Sars to kill like dogs. You are in your tiny place celebrating gutter and Julius Berger signboard. Shameless entity.

Now I can confirm you're suffering from congenital brain damage...I'm not even Igbo😋

RecentHistory:
This is not Peter Obi who collected money to buy 400 vehicles for 179 people.

Didinrin you're too dull, that is the reason why the politicians keep using your destiny

Felabrity:
Tinubu will actually destroy the party before 2027 if Obi remains there

The criminal chairman should be quick about it, time still dey for Obi to find alternatives

You understand what's going on abi?

Nigerians are mostly too dull to identify the source of all these daily fights inside LP

chokekachy:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/mCuuMhyR9UtMw3GR/?mibextid=oFDknk

Previous Thread
https://www.nairaland.com/8021886/bodies-6-police-officers-killed#128801470

Shebi they hid the incident initially

They only came clean when they saw the army go public about their own losses

robosky02:
How Relationship use to be, before phone spoiled everything...

If you can relate please share your experience

Sex in the bush

atiku4President:
Hope the contract for the purchase of those vehicles was not awarded to a company owned by the usual suspects.

Of course those are refurbished vehicles procured at twice the cost of brand-new ones

ZombieTAMER:
Everyone is against what those militants did

but the NA shouldn't burn and kill innocent villagers

This is the handiwork of supposedly gallant officers and men of the Nigerian army

Those are unarmed women and children gunned down in cold-blood, at point blank range (wet-work)

YourGFsnatcher:
A buckman's mentality. Everything to u guys Is jungle justice. Your emotions work more than ur brain, that's why u people can never be in the same category of humans with other races. For your mind the military are your enemy in this country? Lol, u should grow up

I bet you don't know about the scores of innocent villagers already murdered (by the Nigerian army in reprisal) at Igbomotoru

You're a very low-IQ peasant

naptu2:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/03/how-fake-news-almost-ruined-my-40-year-old-marriage-lai-mohammed/

Useless old bastard thief

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLvgNFV4eks&t=30s

Babanla scam

YourGFsnatcher:
See what someone is saying abeg

You had nothing to say when they massacred unarmed youths at Lekki, at least theirs was a fair fight in the creeks, the poor souls at Lekki had no chance

It's the foolishness hardwired into your brains that makes you people candidates for exploitation by soldiers & politicians throughout your entire lives

Is like this Bwala dey suffer from mental illness

iwaeda:
How much should they fined the touts?

The touts are staff, adhoc electoral staff

Righteousness2:

ISRAEL will do what is necessary to be done.
The apple of God's eyes does not need the Help of any nation or person.
The Owner of ISRAEL , the ANCIENT OF THE DAYS, THE LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH, THE COVENANT KEEPING GOD is more than Capable and Dependable to Defend HIS land and People against the Whole Earth.

We are entering into Live Fufillment of the bible prophecies written thousands of years ago.

Dust your seats, check your life. Make peace with JESUS CHRIST.
The Rapture of the CHURCH can happen anymoment.

You're such a dumb monkey

NaijaCoverBlog:
Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/03/efcc-to-rehabilitate-convicted-yahoo-boys-chairman/

Like we don't know it's the kleptomaniac EFCC agents that need to be rehabilitated

Islie:
Intensify manhunt for killers

Killing of military personnel national tragedy –Tuggar

Fleeing indigenes: We’ve stayed six days without food

Ex-militant leader Amagbein dissociates self from soldiers’ killing




https://thenationonlineng.net/delta-killings-troops-recover-decomposing-hearts-of-killed-soldiers/

Nlfpmod

A faithless beast like Wike would know a lot about barbarism aanyways

The truth is that Nigerian soldiers lead barbaric lives and no sensible person should be surprised to see them die barbaric deaths.

Ibrahimcoomasie:
Terrorists Ambush Nigerien Soldiers Near Mali, Burkina Faso Border, Kill 23; 34 Others Unaccounted For




https://saharareporters.com/2024/03/22/terrorists-ambush-nigerien-soldiers-near-mali-burkina-faso-border-kill-23-34-others

The first fruits of independence turn out to be quite bitter for Niger

If things continue like this the future of Niger and indeed Northern Nigeria will be very, very bleak

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swEuSsf4MII?si=PS1EOWSxoot4QDkQ

Scam, scammer scammest

The 'cybercrime' act only creates an avenue for policemen to make free money off Nigerians...y'all are of course too stupîd to understand what's going on

bolaayenimo:
Hatchet job

Fayemi and Afe-Babalola are both thieves

voiceoftheupcom:
"If I was getting paid to kiss Portable, I would – Destiny Amaka

Nollywood actress, Destiny Amaka has outlined the conditions that would prompt her to kiss popular Nigerian singer, Portable.

In an interview on Inside Scoops by Pulse hosted by BBNaija star, Uriel Oputa, the actress stated that she would kiss Portable if she was being paid for it.
Destiny Amaka
Destiny Amaka

She further said even with the money aside, if it will interpretate or deliver what is required for the audience to receive, she would do anything for the art. Eyes Of Lagos reports,

Describing him as a smart guy, Destiny Amaka stated that the singer’s freshness is his mind.
Portable
Portable

While noting that he has three to four baby mamas, she advised young men to hustle and get money.

See netizens reactions below:

https://eyesoflagos.com/2024/03/22/if-i-was-getting-paid-to-kiss-portable-i-would-destiny-amaka/

cc: fynestboi , Mynd44 , MissyB3

This is the signal for Portable to come toast her so that she can chop his money

Chai! Nigerian women are too greedy!

Truthfoundation:
Breaking News: Court Affirms Baruwa As NURTW President, Declares Agbede-led Caretaker Committee Illegal.

The National Industrial Court sitting in Abuja on monday affirmed Alhaji Tajudeen Ibikunle Baruwa as validly elected President for the second term of National Union of Road Transport Workers (NURTW) just as it sacked the Alhaji Tajudeen Agbede’s led Chairman Caretaker Committee.

Justice Oyewumi also restrained forthwith the former President of the union, Comrade Najeem Usman Yasin who was also the Chairman Board of Trustees from interfering in the day to day running of the affairs of the union. She held that Najeem can act as chairman of the board.

The presiding judge Justice O.O Oyewumi while delivering her judgment on the leadership crisis rocking the union held that the Zonal Delegates Conference across the six zonal councils of the union held on 24th May 2023 where Baruwa emerged as President for a second term in office was valid.

It was time to break Oluomo down to size he was getting too big for his breeches.

He's in early retirement now and I hope he can read the game (for his own sake) otherwise his end won't be pretty; he definitely don't wanna go the way of Saka Saula, Hamburger, etc

PuZZyNegro:
That Allen traffic lights. The light was blinking when I tried driving through. I was in between when it turned red. I mean, I have already passed but there was traffic just immediately after the traffic lights so I got stuck there when those animals came knocking on my window to wind down.

I told them that I've already passed now but they insisted that I should wind down. I just waited for the traffic in front to clear before I dawned the consequence and drove on top of the spike and went my way.

I would have only spent 4k to fix both tyres but for the fact that I had only one spare tyre.

Shebi they have cameras now, why are they still jumping in front of vehicles?

Biafla mus be flee

Evil man

Only you brought useless Buhari for eight years and now your band of thieves is here to plunder Nigeria further yet you keep telling idiots that they will soon smile...you that is renowned for your abnormal selfishness and greed..

nlparrot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9w2uARDnyk?si=r9A1THJ_AarMzHWw

A viral video shows the singer on stage glancing through the crowd, looking for a lady to dance with him for his hit song "Bend You."

Upon spotting a concert goer he asked her, after which screams erupted from the crowd.



His comment comes in response to the massive controversy at his London concert in February 2024, after he danced on stage with a female fan. The fan became the subject of controversy after leaving her boyfriend's side to dance with Omah Lay.

Source: Gossiploaded

Omah Lay thinking he's Usher until they gun him down

ricson11:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5kRM4amL8?si=3L7SC5zt7GPv5vd1

Always follow your heart,” American lady says as she flies into Nigeria to meet her online boyfriend for the first time

That Baba too sure

First Bank about to go the way of AP, AlZenon Oil etc

SeeWahala:
Yes. Just as the topic states. This is a thread created to show how mrs. Remi didn't wake up from the proper side of bed before making the statement she did in the thread below

https://www.nairaland.com/8037270/nigerians-abroad-jobs-refused-home

Did you know that A CHIMNEY SWEEPER earns more money than a MEDICAL DOCTOR in the United Kingdom?

Just imagine this, someone who enters your kitchen to wash your chimney, who will be looking black from head to toe as he works . . . Earning more than a medical doctor in any big public or private hospital

A furniture carpenter in the UK earns more than a bank manager IN THE SAME UK . . . You think its a lie? Ask questions

Did you know that an apprentice brick layer (Mason) gets paid £5 per each block he lays in his job? If he lays 100 blocks that is equal to £500 pounds. And he can do this numerous times a day.

Then all of a sudden, the wife of a drug baron who forfeited over $450,000 to a foreign government opened her mouth to abuse Nigerians who travel abroad to wash chimneys, work in building sites as masons or become a carpenter.

All of you people supporting APC are devil's and God will keep your payment very well to be given to you when the time is right.

Rubbish

A mason and a carpenter are not menial workers, they're skilled blue collar workers

jara:
[center]LOST CHILDREN TO “GOOD” EDUCATION & ALIEN CULTURES TRAIN THEIR PARENTS
ABROAD[/center]

There is nothing worse than losing your culture and your children at the same time to alien behavior that eviscerates whatever good is left in your way of life. It is so insidious, by the time rich parents realize what they have spent most, if not all the money they had from sweat, blood and tears, it is too late. No other Continent spends as much money selling out their cultures and children as Africans.

If you do not learn from your culture, your children will train you for others'. The first casualty of these children is their mothers that are the favorites willing to accommodate their tendencies in order to assimilate them into a new more “civilized” culture than those of Africa. It is not different from how we became the only Continent without widely accepted indigenous religion while we adopted Western and Eastern religions.

Mothers are very precious. They are our first call as little children in time of need and solace. So it is not surprising that they are the ones called overseas to take care of grandchildren or are sent tickets for vacation to see the outside world. Usually, the fathers are left at home because they are not as useful overseas for babysitting or helping with chores at home. The mothers cannot watch the hustling and bustling overseas and not pity their children.

When the fathers go on holiday with his own money, he is more relaxed. But not on the tickets of the children. The last time he saw the children could have been when they came home on vacation. Though he had spent most of his savings on the children, it is the mother that takes more credits. While out working for the family, the mother is bonding with the children. There is an awkward distance unless fathers spend quality time with their children while growing up.

The point here is that the father no longer commands the awe he did in his home or his country. When told that they saw his uncle shopping at the market alone, the father’s nephew would explain that his wife had gone abroad to take care of the grandchildren. After all, he sent his children abroad to get a “good” education, not him. Cutting his nose to spite his face. So who would help him out at home?

There is nothing wrong with learning new skills, language or culture but there is everything wrong with how we use them. Our earlier Activists and conscientious Independence fighters, learned how to fight the colonial opportunists with their own language, law and the Freedom they preach but deny others. Africans soldiers fought in World War I and II for the Freedom they were denied at home.

Source:

Seem like you need a spot of therapy