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Scumbag!

Hope they bust up his anus too

TemplarLandry:
Reno Omokri is an astute social commentator and a great lover of GOD.

The Mighty hand of God is upon him.

This is the word of GOD for Reno:
Ezekiel 3:9 As an adamant harder than flint have I made thy forehead: fear them not, neither be dismayed at their looks, though they be a rebellious house.

Reno that has mental problem

Kesteem:
Since there is Isese day in Ogun, it is proper to also have a day set aside for Muslim to celebrate Sharia, show love amongst all people and preach Sharia law in south west.

That day should be a public holiday too and should be work free for everyone.
We should start in Lagos, kwara and Oyo because these are Muslims state. I am a Lagosian and would be glad to see this done in Lagos.

You're a rétard

Afe Bablo

Babanla Scammer

Take this fuckíng guy out of our faces already

Clashhh1:
Hope y'all having a good day? I've got a question.

I've been single for over 5 years cus my last relationship was hell on earth.

All these while I've had this girl who used to be my mate back in secondary school. We got along real good but she made it clear she doesn't want any relationship with me cus of reasons better known to her and wants just sex anytime we meet.

Lately we met and she's wondering why I'm still single then later said she's gonna link me up with a friend of hers who she sees as a daughter (God mother as them call am).

The said girl is beautiful no doubts and she's already done all the talking to my surprise. She gave me the girls contact and said I should just contact her and we probably won't see as we used to.

Now my question is, what could be her motives for that. It's really confusing.

She's bisexual

Don't be surprised to find out she's also fúcking the younger girl

NwekeUG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9EkqwYtQvk

Controversial Nigerian crossdresser, Bobrisky has given updates on his recent butt implant in Dubai. He said the surgery was successful as he shared video of himself on bed recuperating from the surgery pains. Another video captured him as he struggled to walk following pains from the surgery.

Videos shared on his Facebook page were captioned;


https://www.facebook.com/100044437184221/posts/pfbid02hqWhozvzjZjAQ31dh3YLAVPYMQdwRnYuYmGGLkEBTjZtQCLDrrXjURd3GNWrKL8tl/?app=fbl


https://www.facebook.com/100044437184221/posts/pfbid0koxRHzvCDqDCsTtvQvyraFFiKCDrPxG2GTJwioZx5zZtL39Y8HfbrFsMSFuMKfqnl/?app=fbl

This guy anus go wide pass third mainland bridge

Be like you dey lodge the barbie steady

So you gats dey maintain that tohtoh wey u dey fúck on a regular. All holes require mainttenance

Lutherblaq:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/07/11/youre-pained-buhari-didnt-give-under-cassock-privileges-femi-adesina-knocks-bishop-kukah/

Pastor Femi Adesina

Pastor Alakori...I pity FourSquare Church though

Bobloco:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/07/tinubu-should-lead-anti-corruption-crusade-falana/

Can the Devil douse himself with holy water?

Lama70:
You are living true to your type. Those who are quick to insult other people are those Who lack the ability to express themselves when serious issues are been deliberated upon.

Therefore, your middle finger in the air is meant for that 'bitch' that failed to inculcate the habit of dignity in you at a younger age. Tell her i send my regards to her.

PS: all of you, including your dead-beat father should go and read the book called HOW TO RAISE A GENTLEMAN by Kay West.
It may still be useful to your younger ones. Not you anymore. Yours is a lost case.

I wish you all God's divine guidance in this regard . Amen.

If I see you in my mentions again it's Shango that will kill you, you this idiot child of a scabies-infested hyena.

Lama70:
Dear@ NewDea4,

I have checked your profile picture and I discovered that you are not just as filthy as you look and sound, but you are equally as dumb as you look.
I have only tried to express myself via this opinion without necessarily insulting anyone. I am not an Ondo person and have no stake in whatever goes on there other than a passive observation and/or comment like others are doing in every issue unfolding in the country.

Why have you insulted me by saying I am greedier than Aketi? Can you address your boss at work in such manner? Or even your teacher?

If you must quote me next time, please do it with some level of decorum, while also putting your thinking cap on. No one insults me and get away free. Be guided accordingly.

Regards!

Fúck you

naptu2:
UNCLE DEJI™️ @DejiAdesogan

South-East political leaders, converge in Abuja to chart a way forward for the region over growing terrorism. Good Move!!! pic.twitter.com/msqf6ZP7cq

— UNCLE DEJI™️ (@DejiAdesogan) July 10, 2023

Participants include the president-general of Ohanaeze Ndigbo, Chief Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu and the chairman of the South-East Governors Forum, Governor Hope Uzodinma.

Na today

Make them invite Orji Kalu to come chair that meeting

Lama70:
This is the irony of life. He has been fighting tooth and nail for this post since the time of Mimiko. Now he has it but ill-health wouldn't allow him enjoy it.

Those of you clamouring for his resignation should go down Memory Lane. There was a certain sitting governor who was involved in a plane crash and was reduced to a vegetative state. The other was even a sitting President. How was it resolved? Such thing as resignation is alien to Nigerian leaders. Don't shout your vocal chords into damage.

Aketi enjoyed six years of paradise on earth at the expense of Ondo people's welfare

If that isn't enough in your view then you must be way greedier than he is

chokekachy:
https://dailynigerian.com/kebbi-governor-sacks-aide/

Virtually every other man up north is at least bisexual if not full-on homo

post=124328533:
Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/7/catholic-priest-dies-after-spending-night-with-woman-in-a-hotel.html



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0339u6Zw7o3AFLDP9rMw1qQ1j1evmMerRKpM8BQp8xDrk2L6odkQoSaUunKUxJnmrJl&id=1379688275679979

What is the point, you take vow of celibacy and then start sneaking around to pound toto. Why not be honest with yaself

zeuss:
Even though I am an obedient and not Yorba I totally stand with tinubu on his SW tilt. So long as he don't try to appease the north with appointments, he must learn from GEJ's bitter experience, rather he must empower his people like the north empowers dangote, rabiu and the northern region. Ongoing now is the kano-kaduna, Katina - Niger republic, Kano-Niger republic railline with nothing in the SE their impunity na legend.
Yoruba eku abo, the skies can never fall just remember your southern brothers.
Let's have NDA, war college, army depot etc in every geopolitical zone, just as they did with Nigeria law school.
State house dodan barracks should also be useful.
Every inch of the geopolitical space Nigeria is Nigeria and everybody is a Nigerian.

Wa gbayi

Gone the way of all flesh

lexylaw40:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-XYjt2fV7c



https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/7/texas-hotel-management-invites-police-to-shut-down-a-cultural-event-being-held-by-mbaise-community-in-one-of-their-halls-video.html

Texas don't wanna be developed

Islie:
Murtala Muhammed Airport: Thieves breach security, steal million-worth lighting components

...As Many heads of relevant departments go on suspension



https://tribuneonlineng.com/murtala-muhammed-airport-thieves-breach-security-steal-million-worth-lighting-components/

Inside job

Twenty years of heavy piping. Is not easy on the human frame

chisomkachy:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/07/dss-never-raided-our-offices-for-documents-against-tinubu-ccb-spokesperson/

Yeah, right

Is Adamu Garbage a human being?

Bolt458:
I am not writing this for religious people to come with their funny talks, I am just putting this out here to hear from people who might have tried this methods or who heard about this methods and still proceeded or did not. I want to hear your experience. I have been dating someone for 5 years now, it happened that I began to see her as someone I would want to spend my life with. Last year we did our genotype test and we were both AS. Now , I know some of you will say this should be the first thing you ask when you meet someone but c’mon, would you say people in university that are dating now, would ask their sef that question? That theory is only feasible when you are single and ready to get married and want to start a new relationship, then you can always ask, but we all know some of our relationships started when we no Dey even see marriage in the nearest future, all of a sudden you just see them as the right person and you take the bold step. Now, I had to meet my family doctor here in Canada, I explained to him my current situation and he referred me to a GENETIC COUNSELOR. I am trying to take the necessary steps cause I am not ready to bring in a child with Sickle cell to this world, and I am not leaving anything to faith. A fone appointment was set with the counselor and we spoke at length. She told me that in every foetus, there is a 25% chance that we can get an SS child. Now , how do we mitigate this percentage to the barest minimum I asked as I am not even ready to bring in a sickler to this world. She gave me three options, I would rather say two because the last involves test when the baby comes, and that is out of the question.

Option 1:
A) CVS: They take a sample of the fluid in the womb through her vagina, at 12 weeks to test, if it’s good then fine, if not we have to terminate.

OR

B) At 16 weeks, they take the fluid using a needle directly from her womb, and if it’s SS , they terminate. Both procedures are cover by the government and we don’t need to pay a dime.

Now, she assured me that abortion is a very safe procedure if done properly, and it is even a bigger risk that one can die from a penicillin injection or carrying a pregnancy to term than any harm during an abortion.I know many people would come here and say abortion is this and that but let us be frank to ourselves. If you were told that the child in your womb would have cerebral palsy, or Down syndrome or a neurological disorder, would you still keep that pregnancy? Is there a 100% assurance that two AA people would give birth to a healthy baby? I have come to a realization that pregnancy is just a risk that people take, cus you really don’t know how your child would turn out.


Option 2:
PGD. This is just like IVF, where they would select the genotype before they insert back to the womb. She told me the government doesn’t cover this, and it could cost between $10K- $40k. However she mentioned, just like IVf, it is not guaranteed as it can fail and your money is gone.

I discussed this with my girl in Nigeria and she said she was fine with option 1a. I then asked her, that if the first, second are SS would she still remove it. She accepted. I would not lie to you, this girl is everything I want in a woman. I am not just looking at just love because I know love fades with time, but she is a really nice person, and has a good character. She has always been like this from my days in Nigeria because I was with her before I moved outside. Now after finding out our genotype, I tried to get into a relationship with AA. The first one Dey nigeria, she is a nice person, beautiful, but I just didn’t like her or feel attracted to her. She got tire and we just free ourselves, the second one is here in Canada, I just don’t like this one . Please note, I never slept with any of these ladies because I feel it’s not fair.


Now my question is for those who knew all this and still proceeded, how did it work out for you?

I repeat, don’t come here to tell me about how abortion is this and dat. Cus I know if they tell any of you that your child would be abnormal, 90% of you will go for the abortion

So wtf d'you want to hear dude

God1000:
Na waoo

Ladies hate seeing their own brothers being played that way, they can't stand it

But they have no problems playing other people's brothers, shey?

nedekid:
Pension for ruling as governors for 8 years and amassing wealth for several generations. Collecting pensions from poor states, money for suffering masses.
Anyway, who is the originator of this pension issue for ex governors? I think it is a fallacy to think such individual gives a hoot about average Nigerians.
Yeah, a 21 year old can be bought a flat for 2.5m dollars, another a town house for $11m, likely from questionable, u explained sources of income linked to state resources, yet folks still hail and praise despite being subjected to penury, urged to manage for better tomorrow, yet the political leaders and their puppies have their own tomorrow today.

The money wey dem thief for eight years, now-now e done finish sef

Na why people like Fashola, Akpabio, Fayose & co no wan leave public 'service' till dem die be dat

Useless thieves

Islie:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/full-list-names-of-ex-governors-receiving-pensions-in-10th-senate/

All of dem go dey vex now say na that useless Gbenga Daniel cast dem

As armed-robber say i'm conscience dey worry am, no let am rest

ManirBK:
https://dailytrust.com/n1-54trn-kano-maradi-railway-to-have-over-100-bridges-3-side-camps/

This contract ought to be canceled.

May God punish Buhari

airsaylongcome:
Common now! Smuggling was responsible for the 28% reduction? Do you know how many people have stopped purchasing petrol for their cars and generators?

Those monkeys probably work for NNPCL, the figures you see there were front-loaded and doctored that's why you see an exact 28% result for both consumption deficit/differential and the population factor.

Nigeria is not consuming up to 30 million litres - less than half the fake volume NNPCL has been subsidizing since the Skeleton Dullard came to power eight years ago. You can bet his share is sitting in a Swiss account waiting for him, they are all bastards