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Politics › Re: Former President Buhari’s Son, Yusuf Buhari Spotted In London by newoffer: 3:32pm On Jul 16, 2023
Righteous Bubu did us dirty. Dirty memories . God save us from Emeritus of illegalities.. once upon a time.
correctyourself:
Them done collect their cake, fine their way, Nigeria still remain. God help us o grin grin
Romance › Re: Did You Recover The Money You Spent After Your Wedding?. by newoffer: 3:30pm On Jul 16, 2023
Had like 500,000 extra after wedding. You have to learn the act of promoting your events to attracts blessings before the D Day.
I gave out almost 150 bottle wines. Money rolled in like magic. Don't sell any stupid Ankara. If you need idea on how to raise fund I can guide you.
Food › Re: Abuja Housewives Settle For Carrot Stew As Tomatoes Price Shoots Up by newoffer: 3:14pm On Jul 04, 2023
Buy dried Shombo, Tatase and dried tomato. Then soak it. Buy tin tomato paste . It will last longer than you can imagine...
Haveyoueatentod:
Me na Tomato paste stew that's the way forward now and I mostly cook tomato paste jollof rice
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Grand Welcome At The Palace Of The Alake Of Egbaland by newoffer: 10:43am On Jun 30, 2023
Lol.... On a Sapa Bien Merci dispensation
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Parambulating instead of getting his ass together and get to work

Nigerians are suffering

It will favour me and my family people are suffering
Health › Re: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by newoffer: 6:09pm On Jun 25, 2023
[U go pay oooo. Cow girl . While u hit d spot from behind.... quote author=kyber post=124008069]


Wow
That new

Please explain better[/quote]
Health › Re: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by newoffer: 6:07pm On Jun 25, 2023
[Ancient of days.... missionary will make u cum quickly due to your dick thrusting her vagina which will allow quick ejaculation. Do the cow girl quote author=Samakus post=124006280]Don't do missionary. Let the girl ride via cowgirl.

After you have started lasting, you can start doing missionary[/quote]
Health › Re: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by newoffer: 6:05pm On Jun 25, 2023
[Sleep very well. Your body go relaxquote author=kyber post=124004432]

My anxiety are always on check, I make sure I’m relaxed when I want to have sex.

I have been doing levels and push ups for a week now

What how do I observe myself to see improvements?

Is it by trying to have sex again?[/quote]
Health › Re: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by newoffer: 6:04pm On Jun 25, 2023
[Sleep well. Try watch xvideos to activate your mood before knacks. Be discipline. Goodd rest will make your body reshape get good supplement.quote author=slawomir post=124004361]Damnnn niggar
Nothing much
Relax after all you have stopped Masturbation
Not really the cause though

But observe your self for some time if after you stopped Masturbation any improvement

Do some kegel exercises for men in the morning for one month and observe

Now most important of them all

Reduce your anxiety when you are with a woman

Anxiety fuckks us up alot when we are with a woman
Most of what we call sexual problems we encounter when we are are with a woman is actually not sexual problems...it is bros Anxiety
Anxiety is even the cause of most quick ejaculation[/quote]
Health › Re: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by newoffer: 6:03pm On Jun 25, 2023
No kee yourself. Don't masturbate, don't drink unnecessary herbs, dont take pills to stand hard. Eat well and have good 8hrs sleep. Get Astymin capsule. Rest well . Drink water alot and eat water melon. You will knack like horse
CondenseMilk:
No kee yasef o!

You wan satisfy a girl that cannot remember the numbers of her body count.
Travel › Re: Trademore Estate, Lugbe Abuja Flood (More Pictures & Video) by newoffer: 4:42pm On Jun 25, 2023
No be everywhere u go build house
OldBeer:
I blame all these developers who build estates anyhow. I also blame the authorities who assigned them the land.
Anyhowness everywhere.
Foreign Affairs › Re: COUP UPDATES: Putin Leaves Moscow | Machine Gun Positions Around Moscow by newoffer: 6:03pm On Jun 24, 2023
Exactly...
brain54:
Putin never saw this coming…

I would not be surprised if the Wagner forces is backed and sponsored by the west.

Nothing those devious devils can’t do!
Romance › Re: Men Should Stop Collecting Back Gift They Already Gave To A Lady by newoffer: 3:18pm On Jun 23, 2023
Why
Health › Re: Nigeria: Youths Appetite For Drug Abuse Growing – Dr Otorkpa by newoffer: 1:33pm On Jun 22, 2023
[Once you do weed you go do hard drugs. Weed na intro..quote author=slawomir post=123942737]Damnnn niggar
Smoking of weed is understandable but those other hard drugs am not part of it[/quote]
Romance › Re: Woman Who 'married' An AI Chatbot Is Open To Finding Love In The Real World by newoffer: 1:28pm On Jun 22, 2023
Come n Japa let me see. U call us useless people. Hahahahahahahaha no fear u going no where
Kobicove:
I know say e go be oyinbo person...very useless people! undecided
Romance › Re: Nigeria Ranks 44 Globally With Largest Penis Size Of Men by newoffer: 7:54pm On Jun 20, 2023
With all their agbo Jedi Dem no carry us go first position .. awopa, ogidiga. Pelebe and co
christejames:
Buhari abi burantashi is at work here grin


Yoruba demons take this trophy 🏆
Romance › Re: Nigeria Ranks 44 Globally With Largest Penis Size Of Men by newoffer: 7:53pm On Jun 20, 2023
With all their agno Jedi Dem no carry us go first position .. awopa, ogidiga. Pelebe and co
christejames:
Buhari abi burantashi is at work here grin


Yoruba demons take this trophy 🏆
Politics › Re: Names Of Service Chiefs Sacked By President Tinubu by newoffer: 9:02pm On Jun 19, 2023
Wicked souls
Romance › Re: What Is The Minimum You Should Earn In A Month To Consider Marriage by newoffer: 5:31pm On Jun 19, 2023
Am like 80k plus side hustles that brings half of the salary a month sometimes higher. Before u marry double up your hustles no be joke oooo
talented321:
Op when you marry the right woman everything go set with as low as 70k plus side hustles. In the other hand if you like earn 250 or 500, when you marry the wrong woman she go frustrate ur life.
Celebrities › Re: Portable Gifts Mama Rainbow Wads Of Naira Notes by newoffer: 1:14pm On Jun 19, 2023
God truly Blesses who He wishes to blessed. He has those funny attributes of someone who will last well
Car Talk › Re: Most Reliable Car You've Ever Owned? by newoffer: 6:16pm On Jun 15, 2023
Croc slippers 2022 edition
Politics › Re: We Demolished Ganduje’s Roundabout Because It Carries Sign Of The Cross – Baffa by newoffer: 4:42pm On Jun 15, 2023
Na their people I blame. We no bebrobo cop here. We follow our mind.
iSense247:
Northern politicians are Islamic terrorists. They use religion to deceive their people but they enjoy the best of prostitutes in the country. I wonder why they send their children to Europe and America instead of Headslammers countries Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq or Yemen. Hypocrisy huh
Career › Re: Which Is Better, Handwork Or Salary Job? by newoffer: 8:24pm On Jun 13, 2023
Full time with 3 part time gigs...
bassdow:
MultipleStreamsOfInCome

HandWork (partTime)
GovermentWork Salary (fullTime)
Foreign Affairs › Re: Magnitude 5.0 Earthquake Hits Johannesburg, South Africa by newoffer: 9:47am On Jun 12, 2023
That Tremor alone will crash alot here.
INSTANTCASH345:
Nonsense. After watching the video,I discovered that it was just a tremor and not earthquake as the headline supposed.

They are looking for sympathy and donations from the west and Nigeria in general,earthquake ko,etiquette ni 🤫
Romance › Re: 9 Married Women Talk About Their Affairs Outside Marriage by newoffer: 6:58pm On Jun 08, 2023
You need to run proper test before you marry some Ogbanje. Don't let me narrate. Shits happens everywhere
Health › Re: I Mistakenly Chewed And Swallowed A Big Coackroach In My Porridge Beans. by newoffer: 6:13pm On Jun 06, 2023
How does it taste? Crayfish or prawn.
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Arrives National Security Office In A Golf Cart by newoffer: 1:11pm On Jun 06, 2023
Eat lots veggies n fruit so u can be able to use your senses.
sapele914:
Tinubu na leader with swag, arriving a meeting with Mercedes golf cart?

Eko Oni Baje, Lagos State forever number 1.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iowa Building Collapse (Pictures, Video) by newoffer: 10:57am On Jun 02, 2023
No pray for earthquake oooo.
dyera:
Earthquake never happen for Lagos state buildings dey collapse every week for the state. If earthquake really happen in Lagos state, 90% of the buildings in the state will collapse.

Meanwhile American people dey always know when their building is about to collapse, unlike in Lagos state Nigeria.
Business › Re: A Loan App Just Served My Neighbour A Court Order by newoffer: 10:52am On Jun 02, 2023
Most people don't want to pay back that is the truth. Loan shark no be way ooo
handsomeyinka:
Borrowing money is easy but paying it back is always stressful..

Most times i wonder why we have no credit facilities in our system..

Most borrowers needs to understand the fact that this is business and therefore are obliged to repay the loan.
Though I understand things are really hard in Nigeria,i pray the lord almighty will continue to bless people in need and protect us all.
Family › Re: Help Me With Budgeting.... My 400k Salary No Longer Takes Me Home. by newoffer: 8:28am On Jun 02, 2023
Go and book for solar. 6 month u go pay finish with 52k on fuel.


Essenza01:
I really don't know anymore, i just did my budget for the month and i am scared, i have cut from everywhere possible and i fear for my self.. i dont have a GF, Wife, Children.. my salary is N400,000 and i have added side businesses and one or two's to even survive.. but with this fuel increase, what else is left... zero savings..

- Rent - N108,333/mth (1,300,000/12)
- Fuel for car - N180,000 (36k for 5-6days)
- Auto maintenance - N30,000/mth (service/repair)
- Fuel for generator - N50,000/mth (20ltr/wk)
- Feeding - N62,000 - (N2,000/day)
- Health miscellenous - N5,000/mth
- Dstv - N4,500/mth
- Data - N7,000/mth
- Recharge card - N3,000/mth
- Dry cleaner - N4,000/mth (Starch/iron)
- Hygiene maintenance - N10,000 (body spray/perfume, roll on, soap, cream) etc..
-  Gift to people - N10,000/mth
-  Family House contribution - N20,000/mth
- Eko electric - N10,000/mth
- repairs and maintenance - N12,000/mth
- Clothing, footwear etc - N10,000/mth
- Outings, restaurant, sit outs and provisions - N30,000/mth

Total = N556,500...

My rent is average rent for where i stay, its a two bed flat, i use the other room for home office..

Feeding is N2,000/day.. its not anything out of the ordinary.. tried cooking and spent more with time wasting.

Fuel for car is at the new rate of N500/ltr, my car is a 70ltr car tank..

Auto maintenance is basic brake pads, shocks, service 2mths, tire guage, police pr, tire purchase if any, minor touch ups etc... nothing major.

Fuel for generator is 20ltr/day (2hrs or less daily)

I need help.... how are you people doing it, what am i doing wrong? The rat race is killing me..
Computers › Used Sony LCD Multimedia Projector For Sale @20k by newoffer(op): 9:22am On Jun 01, 2023
You can chat me via whazzap. 0+8+0 29. 76 . One six 32

Sony VPLCX21
Model Number
B&H # SOVPLCX21
Manufacturer # VPLCX21
Image Display
Projector Display System 0.63" TFT LCD panel, x3
Native Resolution XGA (1024 x 768)
Number of Pixels 786,432 x 3 = 2,359,296
Lumens Brightness 2100 ANSI Lumens
Contrast Ratio Not specified
Aspect Ratio 4:3 native
System NTSC3.58, PAL, SECAM, NTSC4.43, PAL-M, PAL-N (automatically/manually selected)
HDTV Compatibility 480i, 480p, 576i, 576p, 720p, 1080i

Family › Re: My 4-Year-Old Daughter Keeps Telling Mysterious Stories About Her Past Life by newoffer: 6:26pm On May 30, 2023
Ask her for 3 direct lotto. This is why you need to eat healthy food before making babies
Sports › Re: With 3k You Can Make 5k Daily On 1xbet. by newoffer(op): 6:00pm On May 30, 2023
[Akwaaba . Nyame na aye quote author=ghanaman5050 post=123466597]
you are phenomenal . I love you[/quote]

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