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Car TalkRe: Most Reliable Car You've Ever Owned? by newoffer: 6:16pm On Jun 15, 2023
Croc slippers 2022 edition
PoliticsRe: We Demolished Ganduje’s Roundabout Because It Carries Sign Of The Cross – Baffa by newoffer: 4:42pm On Jun 15, 2023
Na their people I blame. We no bebrobo cop here. We follow our mind.
iSense247:
Northern politicians are Islamic terrorists. They use religion to deceive their people but they enjoy the best of prostitutes in the country. I wonder why they send their children to Europe and America instead of Headslammers countries Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq or Yemen. Hypocrisy huh
CareerRe: Which Is Better, Handwork Or Salary Job? by newoffer: 8:24pm On Jun 13, 2023
Full time with 3 part time gigs...
bassdow:
MultipleStreamsOfInCome

HandWork (partTime)
GovermentWork Salary (fullTime)
Foreign AffairsRe: Magnitude 5.0 Earthquake Hits Johannesburg, South Africa by newoffer: 9:47am On Jun 12, 2023
That Tremor alone will crash alot here.
INSTANTCASH345:
Nonsense. After watching the video,I discovered that it was just a tremor and not earthquake as the headline supposed.

They are looking for sympathy and donations from the west and Nigeria in general,earthquake ko,etiquette ni 🤫
RomanceRe: 9 Married Women Talk About Their Affairs Outside Marriage by newoffer: 6:58pm On Jun 08, 2023
You need to run proper test before you marry some Ogbanje. Don't let me narrate. Shits happens everywhere
HealthRe: I Mistakenly Chewed And Swallowed A Big Coackroach In My Porridge Beans. by newoffer: 6:13pm On Jun 06, 2023
How does it taste? Crayfish or prawn.
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Arrives National Security Office In A Golf Cart by newoffer: 1:11pm On Jun 06, 2023
Eat lots veggies n fruit so u can be able to use your senses.
sapele914:
Tinubu na leader with swag, arriving a meeting with Mercedes golf cart?

Eko Oni Baje, Lagos State forever number 1.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iowa Building Collapse (Pictures, Video) by newoffer: 10:57am On Jun 02, 2023
No pray for earthquake oooo.
dyera:
Earthquake never happen for Lagos state buildings dey collapse every week for the state. If earthquake really happen in Lagos state, 90% of the buildings in the state will collapse.

Meanwhile American people dey always know when their building is about to collapse, unlike in Lagos state Nigeria.
BusinessRe: A Loan App Just Served My Neighbour A Court Order by newoffer: 10:52am On Jun 02, 2023
Most people don't want to pay back that is the truth. Loan shark no be way ooo
handsomeyinka:
Borrowing money is easy but paying it back is always stressful..

Most times i wonder why we have no credit facilities in our system..

Most borrowers needs to understand the fact that this is business and therefore are obliged to repay the loan.
Though I understand things are really hard in Nigeria,i pray the lord almighty will continue to bless people in need and protect us all.
FamilyRe: Help Me With Budgeting.... My 400k Salary No Longer Takes Me Home. by newoffer: 8:28am On Jun 02, 2023
Go and book for solar. 6 month u go pay finish with 52k on fuel.


Essenza01:
I really don't know anymore, i just did my budget for the month and i am scared, i have cut from everywhere possible and i fear for my self.. i dont have a GF, Wife, Children.. my salary is N400,000 and i have added side businesses and one or two's to even survive.. but with this fuel increase, what else is left... zero savings..

- Rent - N108,333/mth (1,300,000/12)
- Fuel for car - N180,000 (36k for 5-6days)
- Auto maintenance - N30,000/mth (service/repair)
- Fuel for generator - N50,000/mth (20ltr/wk)
- Feeding - N62,000 - (N2,000/day)
- Health miscellenous - N5,000/mth
- Dstv - N4,500/mth
- Data - N7,000/mth
- Recharge card - N3,000/mth
- Dry cleaner - N4,000/mth (Starch/iron)
- Hygiene maintenance - N10,000 (body spray/perfume, roll on, soap, cream) etc..
-  Gift to people - N10,000/mth
-  Family House contribution - N20,000/mth
- Eko electric - N10,000/mth
- repairs and maintenance - N12,000/mth
- Clothing, footwear etc - N10,000/mth
- Outings, restaurant, sit outs and provisions - N30,000/mth

Total = N556,500...

My rent is average rent for where i stay, its a two bed flat, i use the other room for home office..

Feeding is N2,000/day.. its not anything out of the ordinary.. tried cooking and spent more with time wasting.

Fuel for car is at the new rate of N500/ltr, my car is a 70ltr car tank..

Auto maintenance is basic brake pads, shocks, service 2mths, tire guage, police pr, tire purchase if any, minor touch ups etc... nothing major.

Fuel for generator is 20ltr/day (2hrs or less daily)

I need help.... how are you people doing it, what am i doing wrong? The rat race is killing me..
ComputersUsed Sony LCD Multimedia Projector For Sale @20k by newoffer(op): 9:22am On Jun 01, 2023
You can chat me via whazzap. 0+8+0 29. 76 . One six 32

Sony VPLCX21
Model Number
B&H # SOVPLCX21
Manufacturer # VPLCX21
Image Display
Projector Display System 0.63" TFT LCD panel, x3
Native Resolution XGA (1024 x 768)
Number of Pixels 786,432 x 3 = 2,359,296
Lumens Brightness 2100 ANSI Lumens
Contrast Ratio Not specified
Aspect Ratio 4:3 native
System NTSC3.58, PAL, SECAM, NTSC4.43, PAL-M, PAL-N (automatically/manually selected)
HDTV Compatibility 480i, 480p, 576i, 576p, 720p, 1080i

FamilyRe: My 4-Year-Old Daughter Keeps Telling Mysterious Stories About Her Past Life by newoffer: 6:26pm On May 30, 2023
Ask her for 3 direct lotto. This is why you need to eat healthy food before making babies
SportsRe: With 3k You Can Make 5k Daily On 1xbet. by newoffer(op): 6:00pm On May 30, 2023
[Akwaaba . Nyame na aye quote author=ghanaman5050 post=123466597]
you are phenomenal . I love you[/quote]
SportsRe: With 3k You Can Make 5k Daily On 1xbet. by newoffer(op): 10:07am On May 30, 2023
Everybody wants money but the discipline side is what we hate to abide to. There are principles of growth you need to abide to. This will help you limit addiction because you no longer play games by every tipsters.

Daily you can foot your bills. Though the output is small but steadily your income grows and you have good cash at the end of the day.
SportsWith 3k You Can Make 5k Daily On 1xbet. by newoffer(op): 9:47am On May 30, 2023
Our general problem is greed. There is a formula and I will give it freely here. It is half time under. Once a game is playing 1:1 around 35 minutes. Immediately they score another goal between 37 to 40th minute carry it no goal or the under of the total score. You need to be fast.

Secondly. Play games from 75 minutes. Example game is playing 3:2. You will see under 8.5. Carry it immediately. Your winning rate is high . This is how you can keep making daily money while you stake ekiti game for bigger win. Sapa is here .
FamilyRe: Did This Ever Happen To You As A Kid? by newoffer: 12:31pm On May 27, 2023
I will walk like 3 kilometers to buy food for my bros. I dare not forget the names of what am buying. Yoruba send u message u are finish.
Tuwo 20 naira. Kpomo kan , abodi kan, shaki kan, round about kan, eti malu kan, Edo ATI fuku. How u wan take keep those whole message for head
Godwin4444:
Omo e do me well well e reach one stage na to dey write list for me then put am for my pocket make e no loss
FamilyRe: I'm A 102-Year-Old — Good Sex Is My Secret To A Long Life by newoffer: 12:28pm On May 27, 2023
Your uncle who is looking for papers. U know what men go through out there. Women take good advantage of African boysquote author=Dawiire post=123398682]cool but twait oh who is kpanshing that woman. cheesy it will be like punishment oh[/quote]
FamilyRe: I'm A 102-Year-Old — Good Sex Is My Secret To A Long Life by newoffer: 12:27pm On May 27, 2023
Lionness will bite lion to wake up and knack . U think na joke.
Kraspo:
But that’s the truth.
Africans downplay the importance of sex in marriages. Good sex should not be compromised in the choice of one’s life partner. Good sex has a way of calming your nerves after a stressful day at work. Attention needs to placed in this aspect of our lives.
TravelRe: Emdee Tiamiyu In Nigeria Police Uniform Before He Left For The UK (Throwback) by newoffer: 8:39pm On May 25, 2023
When a man looks like a boy because his heights is in the range of 4.3ft tall. Those grade are terrible being.
FamilyRe: I Am Not Getting Attracted To Her Sexually by newoffer: 6:06am On May 25, 2023
Sha no cheat with Olosho wey study project management.
Nation1:
Hello people,

Am married for 6 years with two kids. Some months ago, my wife started denying sex so much that we hardly have 2 times in a month. Because of this, I no longer disturb her this days cos it's better to let her be than to be rejected since most times I expected her to say no or give an excuse or the other which am always about 90 percent right about.

This days, I don't feel attracted to her sexually anymore. I have never cheated on her but this days, the thought of doing so is gradually creeping in. Have tried talking to her about this but no change. I don't want to start what extra marital affair but am tempted to.

I need your advise guys.
RomanceRe: Office Romance - My Experience by newoffer: 6:03am On May 25, 2023
In Victoria Island na condom full their soakaway. No be lie. When young guys are recruited In a customer care you see married women selecting young dudes like football player. Shits happened out there. If you see who no send marriage no bother them.
Moneyyman:
I'll keep preaching it:
90% of the things women do are enabled by men.

If all men learn to control their third legs, women will fall in line and the world will be better.

Go to universities. Some male coursemates live in perpetual fear of their female colleagues simply because one word from them can get them COs.

You'll see a group of guys scared to knock a prof's office, but young 100lvl girls will breeze in and out like it's their room.

You see old men that other lectures are scared of being played by young girls that in turn respect those bros outside.

All, na men dey cause nonsense.

I saw it at my dad's working place. Highly-placed men won't help other men get jobs. At most, they help them get casual labourer jobs but when it comes to women, you'll see a single office with more than 5 women having the same job description. Basically doing nothing all day.

Na man do man.

Idiot simps sacrificing their dignity on the altar of sex and lust.

Saw one tweet where one guy alleged his company (abi boss) was called to clear up blocked cesspit at a bank and they found it was condoms blocking the pipes.

Farmtools and farm animals!


Tufiakwa.
CelebritiesRe: Love Doesn’t Dishonour Others To Make 1 Happy”- Davido’s Babymama Larissa Says by newoffer: 8:01pm On May 23, 2023
Others are others
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N150k Job In Victoria Island And N70k Job At Berger by newoffer: 5:41pm On May 22, 2023
Eye service security agency blocked everywhere
Rubyjade:
Tis morning was mad despite that the President came via helicopter
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N150k Job In Victoria Island And N70k Job At Berger by newoffer: 5:40pm On May 22, 2023
Wallahi u go live long. Depression is real and it is so bleeping real
Karrima:
Run away from any job on the island if you stay in the mainland and vice versa, unless your salary is mouth watering that can enable you relocate closer to your office within 3 months.

Traffic is real. Depression is real. Choose wisely.
PoliticsRe: Protest In Mangu, Plateau Over Killing Of ‘100 People Within Two Days' by newoffer: 5:00pm On May 22, 2023
If he pain una . Una go protect una self.
ZKOSOSO:
Protest Protest everyday without any solution.

Let there be guns knives swords and bow n Arrow everywhere in Plateau.state. tatatata for any tatata

Fulanis can only be appeased with counter bloodshed
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy Note20 Ultra 5G #80K. Phone Sold.... by newoffer(op): 12:14pm On May 22, 2023
Phone has been sold... Thanks everyone
PhonesSamsung Galaxy Note20 Ultra 5G #80K. Phone Sold.... by newoffer(op):
Chat me up on zero eight zero two nine 76 one six 3 two. Only Lagos customer.

TravelRe: Ijora Olopa Bridge To Be Closed Immediately - FG by newoffer: 8:42pm On May 18, 2023
You imagine how task force in Lagos work. Ijora axis houses some of the finest criminals in Lagos. Thugs relocated to these axis due to container and tanker tolls. They are everywhere under the bridges. Early in the morning you will notice car screens on the floor. Those axis are very dangerous. More bridges will collapse due to heavy traffic and standstill trucks on some of these bridges.
We need firm laws. The issue of Lastma gusting instead of working realtime to fix traffic. They need to be checkmated always
SatoshiX:
They're not serious yet.
The amount of vehicular movements on that bridge is becoming more than the designed capacity, coupled with lack of maintenance.
By now, there should have been another bridge connecting the Mainland and the Islands apart from Carter, Eko and 3MB.
The issue of vandalism is not a rocket science, the squatters and illegal occupants under and around the bridge shouldn't have been allowed in the first place.
PoliticsRe: VP Yemi Osinbajo Launches The PMB Ministerial Portal In State House (Pictures) by newoffer: 8:16pm On Feb 22, 2023
How does it sound in your weak brain?
LordviccoDaGuru:
Peter Obi will never rule Nigeria Go and write it down
PoliticsRe: Pictures As Kwankwaso Campaigns In Funtua, Katsina State by newoffer: 6:46am On Feb 21, 2023
If he stepped down his political ambition is gone.
ednut1:
Kwankwaso must not step down o he should help collect like 4m votes combined from Tinubu and Atiku. grin
PoliticsRe: Lagos Commences Distribution Of Palliatives To Citizens by newoffer: 2:29pm On Feb 15, 2023
Omo this election to those who are shaky is very expensive. They cannot predict the outcome. Peter Obi thank you raising standards..
Naira20:
Kikikiki...Sanwo-iku is getting the message clear.
This election will put an end to taking citizens for granted.

Peter Obi don cause wahala for PoliTIFcians



Bring out our money
PoliticsRe: Lot Of People Migrated From The SE Just To Vote In Lagos - Lagos INEC REC. by newoffer: 3:14pm On Feb 10, 2023
These criminals called politicians will put more problems in the hands of the masses. We pray some idiots will not fall for this nonsense
Roboto11:
huh

That's how they even burnt Lagos state buses during EndSARS.

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