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Romance › Re: What Are The Side Effects Of Not Having Money by newoffer: 7:48am On Oct 22, 2021
body pain and light madness
Health › Re: Please Help: I Get Stung By A Fire Ant On My Lips And The Swell Is Much? Pix by newoffer: 7:43am On Oct 22, 2021
The last time my mouth swell na when i chop fried rice for Ghana . i just wake up to big lips. go get anti biotics
Celebrities › Re: Davido Celebrates Son Ifeanyi On His 2nd Birthday (photos) by newoffer: 10:03pm On Oct 20, 2021
The best is when you are like 20 year old. He dey sweet when u 40 and your son is already a man
amzee:
Cute baby..
Having a baby out of wedlock is the "new thing" now. I'm thinking of trying it out.
It saves you headache and money.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: "Wanted: Prayer Warrior" See This Hilarious Vacancy Banner (photo) by newoffer: 6:03am On Oct 20, 2021
U see why prayer no dey answer.
wunmi590:
huh

I have nothing to say, but I know pastor righteousness would have somebody to contact to apply for the position....


So after person don pray and pray nah 30k be him salary at the end of the month.
Celebrities › Re: Blackmail: Fans React As Video Of Tiwa Savage, Lover Surfaces by newoffer: 1:26pm On Oct 19, 2021
May Agro of kpekus or File never hold u hostage... women leave their kids because of big dick..men abandon their family because of kpekus dat has okra fluid.. some men and he goat.... Aunty lack doc in her life.don't stand in the way of an Agro woman.
xeratech:
wink
Send 1k recharge card I send the video to you
Travel › Re: Lagos, Abuja, Rivers, Imo, Kano, Enugu Dominate Air Traffic Data 2Q (Photos) by newoffer: 8:57am On Oct 18, 2021
Wetin dey Asaba. Na Libra motors pipu wey dey go Asaba dey enter. [quote author= post=106834746]Asaba airport was shutdown for maintenance I guess[/quote]
Family › Re: My Uncle Has Decided To End His Marriage Of 30 Years by newoffer: 6:11pm On Oct 17, 2021
[Na she go suffer. No pepe. I have a friend whose parents are separated but just stick to keep the kids stable some women are terrible.quote author=Sonnobax15 post=106810054] lipsrsealed
The same thing is currently happening to my uncle..To the extent that he even wanted to sell one of his duplex but his children and wife collaborated and even had to beat my uncle to coma....... imagine father wey send all him four out of 5 sons to go and study for the U.K.......
My uncle is currently filing for divorce at this moment,but the woman dey vow say if my uncle venture leave her,say my uncle go see pepper....[/quote]
Food › Re: The Snake My Fish Net Caught by newoffer: 10:57am On Oct 17, 2021
From day one fish na snake wey dey water
Celebrities › Re: Usher Raymond Takes A Walk With His Pet Goats To Mark 43rd Birthday (Photos) by newoffer: 8:12pm On Oct 15, 2021
How? U no know Usher Raymond.. You are either indomie generation or you skip those years
Iyaebe:
The only pets I like are goats and sheep.Handsome man with no hit songs, may God pick his call.Men that loves pets are kindhearted.
Education › Lagos Parents How Much Did Pay For Jss 3 In Public School??? by newoffer(op): 8:09pm On Oct 15, 2021
So far i've paid 6700 in one of the schools at Sari Iganmu. When I ask other student from other schools they didn't pay much.
Romance › Re: Ogun: 71-year-old Man Dies During Sex Romp With Prostitute by newoffer: 7:57pm On Oct 15, 2021
If u must knack allow the lady do the sitting on you ..quote author=newoffer post=106764046]The reason we have plenty landlady everywhere... it is appointed unto man to die once. And the only once Na on top of woman[/quote]
Romance › Re: Ogun: 71-year-old Man Dies During Sex Romp With Prostitute by newoffer: 5:05pm On Oct 15, 2021
The reason we have plenty landlady everywhere... it is appointed unto man to die once. And the only once Na on top of woman
Christianity Etc › What Reforms Has Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman Introduced In Saudi Arab by newoffer(op): 7:32am On Oct 15, 2021
He has introduced a series of urgently needed social and economic reforms as part of the Kingdom’s Vision 2030. Here are some of the major reforms that have left an enromous positive impact on everyday life in Saudi Arabia and its economy:

Women were given their full legal rights (male-guardianship system was abolished, lifted the ban on women’s driving, womne’s participation in the workforce was boosted, Hijab has become a personal choice).
Opened up the country for foreign investment and tourism (for the first time! Saudi Arabia plans to host more than 100 milliom visitors per year by the year 2030).
Lifted the ban on music festivals and international events (it hosted WWE, Formuella E, MDLBEAST music festival, along with other exciting regional and internaitonal events).
Non-oil revenues increased to 48% of the annual budget’s revenue.
Increased the assets of the Saudi Public Investment Fund (PIF) from 500 million Riyals to 1.5 trillion Riyals. (the fund is expected to bring in 150 million Riyals to the Saudi economy every year).
Introduced initiatives to reduce Saudi Arabia’s carbon emission through launching the Saudi Green Initiative and the Middle East Green Initiative.
Invested heavily in renewable energyy (solar, wind and hrdogen fuel). Saudi Arabia is expected to export clean energy to the rest of the world.
Romance › Re: Getting Married At 35. Is It Late, Normal Or early For Guys. by newoffer: 6:56am On Oct 15, 2021
No problem until you attend PTA meeting of your kids at 60. Continue to deceive yourself.
Marvieduke:
I don't see anything wrong even at 40, it depends on when you find your true love.
Politics › Re: IPOB Bans Rearing, Consumption Of Cows In South-Eastern Nigeria by newoffer: 5:20pm On Oct 10, 2021
This is the best time to go into fish farming and other poultry. If u guys can work out something. It will bring growth to your sectors.
Okay tell your Red cap chiefs that love Cow meat and Goat meat..
I guess this is a joke.
Family › Re: Men Please Try And Reduce Your Stress And Live.. Real Life Lesson by newoffer: 5:17pm On Oct 10, 2021
It is true. At the end the kids we appreciate the mother more and that is another depression loading. I provide everything while my wife also work but babe no go play with her money. I started leaving some bills before man go use stress kill himself.
The rate of ungrateful women now is alarming. They compare in any given opportunity. Most of the men died of stroke and heart related disease.
Romance › Re: A Yahoo Boy Hit 5million , Lose All To Bet9ja Virtual Bet by newoffer: 12:31pm On Oct 10, 2021
You sell... seriously...help yourselfquote author=Oturatetuala post=106609280]We sell 100percent sure games if you are interested, kindly message us on WhatsApp with the number 08136405483. Winning is guaranteed. Thanks[/quote]
Politics › Re: Ohaneze: Umahi Trading Off Igbo’s Interests For Abuja’s Enticements & Inducement by newoffer:
They all wanted to be Peesident. They lose control of their territory. There are more joker in the east than the whole Nigeria.They are the problem of their regions. Dumb leaders. None of them is intelligent. Southwest was planning Amotekun these south east guys just dey look like ozuo. Just show me one eastern governor with a bright mind. And the igbos are busy with business while crooks get the post. Eastern states should be like a mini china by now. These leaders are dunb.. if they plan well
KoleDgreat2020:
South East Governors are very useless. No wonder, the citizens don't take them serious anymore. The Governors will issue an order to go work and people will disobey them. All these governors are traitors and shouldn't be taken serious anymore
Politics › Re: Ohaneze: Umahi Trading Off Igbo’s Interests For Abuja’s Enticements & Inducement by newoffer: 12:07pm On Oct 10, 2021
Short people in politics are almost a disgrace.
Willy7:
Sometimes I look at Umahi and all I see is a confused man. Why trying so hard to sell your people to please a man that has already made plans to retire to his own people in Niger Republic after 2023? Where will Umahi retire to? Does he think that all the works he is doing in Ebonyi will excuse him from the wrath of his people at the right time? He better wise up and identify with his people now before it's too late. His remarks lately is childish and stupid. He needs to retrace his steps and be neutral. I just hope he advices himself.
Fashion › Re: Women Who Wear Beads, Small Ones, On Their Waist. Who Are They? by newoffer: 11:27am On Oct 09, 2021
[Dem dey born well wellquote author=VOICEofORIENTAL post=106582465] Waist beads is more common in the north.Some say its just for fashion, while some believed that it's worn to prevent unwanted pregnancy.however,I believe both were right!![/quote]
Fashion › Re: Women Who Wear Beads, Small Ones, On Their Waist. Who Are They? by newoffer: 11:26am On Oct 09, 2021
Those are signs of a cheating bitch. That's specifically for doggy style
Romance › Re: I Discovered That My Bride Has 3 Children On Our Wedding Day by newoffer: 11:23am On Oct 09, 2021
[Person Dem don cook menstrual stew for . A peculiar mumuquote author=saintneo post=106582274]

Nwanyi Lagos gwörö gï ka abacha. Ó díka etere gí nzu n'iru. 8 months of kwara-ngida, continue bro. Chastity before marriage una no gree.[/quote]
Romance › Re: I Discovered That My Bride Has 3 Children On Our Wedding Day by newoffer: 11:22am On Oct 09, 2021
He fell for elastic poussy. What a mess called man. The doggy was out of this world I mean. Lol[quote author=Inno2903 post=106582271][/quote]
Romance › Re: I Discovered That My Bride Has 3 Children On Our Wedding Day by newoffer: 11:19am On Oct 09, 2021
[Practical mumuism. When the only way to get sense is to be the story itselfquote author=Smartb0y post=106572145]Divorce and take half.
Accept the loss for your foolishness.
Its the only way you can ever get sense.[/quote]
Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency: Tinubu Already Has 12m Votes In The Bag, Says SWAGA by newoffer: 11:16am On Oct 09, 2021
[You are selfish we will be in Canada by then. Only you is not proper. quote author=rayvelez post=106572355]What a countree imagine having this thing tinubu as Nigeria president in 2023, hopefully I will be in CANADA before then inshallah.[/quote]
Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency: Tinubu Already Has 12m Votes In The Bag, Says SWAGA by newoffer: 11:15am On Oct 09, 2021
[Abi typhoid dey worry Dem Na 50 millionquote author=Shetemi12 post=106571834]Wrong assertion. Its 15M approximately[/quote]
Politics › Re: Cynthia Nwala, Etche Legislative Assembly Leader Beaten & Stripped Unclad by newoffer: 6:03pm On Oct 05, 2021
I zoom the boobs inside bus one Aunty dey look me
elpochas:
But dat lady try o,her boobs fresh pass so many young gals own.
Politics › Re: Kaduna Residents Protest Demolition Of 200 Houses By El-Rufai's Government by newoffer: 4:33pm On Oct 04, 2021
We will not allow fellow short people in power to continue to dent our image. I will summon summit of short people in power
Xscape1993:
I don't know why I am always scare of short people. Can anything good ever come out of this El-Rufai before he leaves 2023? Well, only time would tell.
Business › Re: Report: Domiciliary Account Balances In Nigeria Estimated At $16 Billion by newoffer: 2:05pm On Oct 03, 2021
Go and learn how to lay tiles. And wall paper and save your future some embarrassment
PENISgod:
Please guys is 25k salary a Month good for a single teenager living with his parents?
Sports › Re: Today's Free Sure 2 Odd by newoffer: 1:11pm On Oct 03, 2021
GERSUN 3RD 16:30
Bayern
E.Frankfurt
Home Win
86%
1.14
10.00
21.00
NEDSUN 3RD 19:00
PSV
S.Rotterdam
Home Win
79%
1.20
7.00
17.00
PORSUN 3RD 18:00
Benfica
Portimonense
Home Win
77%
1.23
7.00
15.00
NEDSUN 3RD 13:30
Ajax
Utrecht
Home Win
76%
Sports › Re: Punters: Hop In. The Power Or Uselessness Of 1.02 Odds by newoffer: 12:59pm On Oct 03, 2021
Instead of that clueless venture. Why not use 200 to pick 10 sure games and watch out for cashout . Steps to take ... check 1x with 1.03 to 1.10 odds. carry it straight win. Select from different region. At least 2 sure games with 1x with 1.03 odds to 1.10 odds. Carry the game straight instead of 1x. Pray and be watchful.
Look out for youth games . Being watchful to know if to cashout or wait for the Grammy.
Only mumu dey cry. Learn the act
Sports › Re: Never Bet On Sporty Bet Visual. The Worst Bet Platform by newoffer: 12:49pm On Oct 03, 2021
How ? You go explain so we can teach those quick money souls there is a way out of pornverty

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