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Terrier99:
Lagos under Ambode used to do this. We had the LRU with World-class equipment do far more than this. I don't know what happened to the LRU.
Today, If a tanker falls in Lagos, you see those rickety rented tow trucks trying to pick it up.

Some kpekus are not destined for one dicktionary.

NuelFarms:
Egungun don finally enter express

Tonto's village people no just wan make she settle down with one man.

She for jejely dedicate her life to God completely by becoming a Nun before now

We are talking of menace , bandits. Weyrey...dey sell sick elongator...your problem is spirealtual

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E get why men dey walk away before it lead to shoeside... a nagging woman can shorten lifespan. U fit stand neigbhour kpanshing...ur wife.. things dry happen

U are a witch.

EmperorTolson:
Osun - 2
My governor is dull and I no like am.

Gone are the days of Aregbesola.
The guy is full of action even though he's wicked

You sounded like a weakling. Though you have results. You, the lady and the man need to meet to clear your son. The woman fit dey collect money for upkeep from the man. The three of you need to meet. If u don't do this the ashewo u are living with will be playing game.. that pregnancy look like wetin dem don carry up n down

Igbo start building factories and less mansion in the East.

Dis ur brain surgery is profitable to your senses

austyn0:
Maybe she used them to tie water to refridgerate for block

Ensure he is mature and ready for the task. Normally, yoruba Muslim no dey marry, Na I don get belle dey turn to wedding. No proper education.

Demigod22:
LoL, what an interesting period to be alive. My dear sister, marry who will give you peace of mind. Religion is just human invention.

He will b hopping like kangaroo because h wants to liv in Kaduna.

Emmyjb:
Go to Kaduna....I leaved in Kaduna....When coming to Kaduna make sure your get accomodations in Kaduna South and you will be happy you make the decision....

If u know how many of our staffs resigned due to insecurity. Live where ur mind will be at rest. People run leave their property. Peaceful indeed. Ibadan for me o.

ObiaboAdoka:
Go to Kaduna. Kaduna is very peaceful and safe. Good luck.

You have no reason to have a brain. Have u lost anyone to these gruesome murderers. If u have u will understand better.

Dozie32:
You have no solid reasons to shut down telecommunication in Zamfara, that's pure evil..

Scientist. U try. He go happen to u so u can do all dis drama

senteugene:
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making it impossible for the peni*s to withdraw freely from the vagin*a

Remedy:
Just relax, after orgasm, contracted vagin*a muscles would relax and the Cucumber would be let off the hook!!!

Country wey people dey use quota system dey feed Na him person dry get ridges

tasalanoni:
You are feeding fat in this present Nigeria and the result is very evident on your scalp.

You sounding like u were gotten from iroko tree. That's harsh

Ezedon:
Noted
It's a sign of dating a woman with spiritual husband

Go and get your testimonials right away. U need to study madness in tertiary because of excess sense in you.

saddler:


You are experiencing tectonic movement of the brain

This is similar to earthquakes and volvanic eruption of the earth.

Listen man you are a mutant
..na so superman and incredible hulk take start.



When you have fully discover your power, just go to aso rock and remove Buhari

It is caused by excessive cow leg, cow tail, nkwobi,kpomo and cold beer. I am not a doctor. My guys have same

Tadeknkeepcalm:
Brain scan bawo. No put unnecessary fear for op mind.

What you have is known as primary Curtis verticis gyrata and is non-life threatening but will surely give you unwarranted looks. It can be corrected by surgery though.

A five star General of Baby Daddy fit marry one woman? . Telling me Davido wan settle down. He will forget all other women who gave him beautiful kids. Anita wake up.

Place her on weekly allowance. Let her do her books on how she spends her money. Na she wan be Omisore...

If you know the area very well. Ask a local vendor to supply her weekly foodstuff. She go learn by force. Children wey possess plenty for schools.

CR777:
My sister is a kind hearted girl, she's been this way since way back.

She gained admission into the university and the place she stays in lacks electricity as it is a village in anambra state, I had to get a solar for her to help her cope with charging her stuffs and also having an illuminated room.

Well, she made friends who are in the same department living in her lodge, at first, they only came to her to charge their phones and reading light and gist but it has now graduated to them eating up all her food whenever they come to her room to charge.
She called today asking me to help her with cash for food stuff, this is someone that went back to school barely two weeks ago with enough cash and food stuffs.

In this life, please try and keep good heart aside and stand up to people who see you as a mugu.

Please nairalanders, how can I advice her?
She needs a brain reset to understand that in life, one has to look out for oneself before others.

American will widen the fight. Northern Nigeria is gone forever. Half of our money will go into weapon. Lessons will be learnt in a 8k screen.

blackpanda:
If u follow world events u will know that there is no country that america "helped" that ever knew peace. America and the west are the sponsor of terror around the world. That's how they are able to sell billions of dollars of weapons

What are you good at? Don't tell me your hobby is hating n bashing...u wey get lightning voice.oya sing for ur village people.

Hopebringer:
But he still remains a bìtch. An untalented bìtch like froggie voice davido. Both of these fools are untalented rubbish.

Tems is the reason why essence is rated high, cause she wrote the song. WizKid aka "Mr I featured in your song " has no talent just like davido aka froggie.

Why do you all think Drake didn't feature Wizkid despite the whole world knowing Wizkid loves to feature in songs he can't write.?

Cause tems is the reason essence was a hit, essence is the only good track in that Dog shìt made in Lagos album. That album was unadulterated dog shit. I won't even allow my dog listen to that sorry piece of shìt excuse of an album.

The only reason people paid to watch this MC daddy of bullshit is because of that essence song.

Worst off is davido. I mean that guy sounds like he snores 24 hours a day on all his songs.

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Genesis Restaurants. Sexy serene. Beautiful. And romantic. . Adeola odeku...Victoria island. The setting is sexy

nokspos:
your dad did the right thing, and you also did the right thing my brother, don't mind all these singles castigating you, you are more responsible than they are, just take care of your children and your baby mama, try not to have more kids until you can see the big cash rolling in, after which you can also take her to the alter.

. It is better to attend PTA in your twenties than attending in your 60's

Nobody wants burden.. if u never marry before u will understand what just happened. Don't wait for trial, run as soon as possible. Once u notice that leech lifestyle. The best is run.

bodybuilder:
Better safe than sorry

Is fighter jet now kite or balloon. Make dem continue to act

Saao:
it's good sometime, you shut up. I won't be surprise, you're from South. I'm from middle belt and I can tell you the government is pampering bandits and jihadists. No where is safe in the North and the security agencies knew where they are. The only people making an effort is airforce, you know why? Because is headed by southerner. Any security agency headed by Hausa fulani, they don't act when it comes to bandits and jihadist. So please learn to shut up

Empty Actions everywhere

Be like say n my secondary school u go. When I mean coconut head with brilliance

hakeem4:
when your parents keep asking you if the person taking first in class has two heads.

but this is the head shape of the person taking first