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CrimeRe: My Brother Was Kidnapped, Beaten And Robbed In Lagos On His Way To Work by newoffer: 12:29pm On Sep 28, 2021
Stop entering SIENNA along the road. Pls. All the crime in Lagos today happens inside SIENNA BUS.
HealthRe: Six Nigerian Nurses Arrive At UK Hospital (Picture) by newoffer: 6:06am On Sep 28, 2021
[pray for your own glory to come. His height is taller than all your dreams..quote author=WowSweetGuy post=106237708]That guy short well[/quote]
HealthRe: Six Nigerian Nurses Arrive At UK Hospital (Picture) by newoffer: 6:05am On Sep 28, 2021
Na your village people dey speak inside of you... telling you there is joy in poverty...
martyns303:
Let them go…. They will soon find out it’s not all roses �. Not even America or Canada but UK! UK that will tax everything back, they will earn the money, and spend it all on tax, accommodation, transportation, electricity, heating and many many expenses and at the end of the month, they will be left with nothing.

Nigeria is not a rich country when compared to the west, in Nigeria how many people actually take their health seriously and go to the hospital or willing to pay good money for medical services. Medical services are ridiculously high in the west, that’s how they are able to generate revenue to be able to pay better. As a country, yes there’s corruption, but we are making do with the best we have.

And before anybody comes for me, I am also a professional, I have lived in the UK, SA, UAE and recently US. I still will rather work in Nigeria.
RomanceIs Your Wife Cheating....let's Discuss by newoffer(op): 7:01pm On Sep 27, 2021
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PoliticsRe: Northern Governors Meet On VAT Today, SANs Berate Malami by newoffer: 6:46pm On Sep 27, 2021
Be like u are indomitable generation...
ThankUJesus:
Lagos state does not produce anything aside Egbero, Rivers does not produce anything aside Cultist, they want to collect VAT from imported goods, turn your State to production state and collect your VAT, but wait for federal government to import and go back door to collect VAT is RUBISH, Lagos should VAT Egbero and Rivers their own CULTIST
RomanceRe: Lady Shares Photos From Her Private Wedding by newoffer: 6:14pm On Sep 25, 2021
Why u dey vex . Because I no call owambe make u come feed
jaeyking:
Private wedding
Yet you post am for social media.

Ayam not understanding
PoliticsRe: FG Gives 12,000 Foreigners Permit To Work In Nigeria by newoffer: 11:27am On Sep 25, 2021
Indian, lebanese, Chinese, south African, Kenya, and co
..Fulani don't have identity. They just stroll. Some Indians will work in a firm for 10 yrs.
Lawlab249:
FG gives 12,000 foreign Fulani herdsmen permit to conquer Nigeria.
CrimeRe: Policemen Caught Taking Bribe, Giving ‘Special Number’ To Motorists In Ogun by newoffer: 4:39am On Sep 23, 2021
Police and bribe are like heartbeat. They flow. The painful part is how police will be collecting money from people taking one way. From Doyin in Orile, motorist make U-turn and face one way only for police to stand by one corner to collect tolls for passing one way..

One way from Doyin to Eric Moore road.
RomanceRe: After Leaking Her Plate She Wanted More by newoffer: 9:57pm On Sep 20, 2021
Have u heard of pussy water baptism...? Or u let her pray for u as u suck her deeply. Her prayer is a direct answer.
Vision101:
Tongue of iniquity. Continue until you lick disease.
PoliticsRe: Mob Burns 13 Suspected Bandits To Ashes In Sokoto Divisional Police Headquarters by newoffer: 5:47pm On Sep 20, 2021
These are real citizen. Protect your place.
FamilyRe: Her Parent Threatening To Abort My Child. by newoffer: 3:32pm On Sep 19, 2021
Werey u now have a right. DICKSON. YORuba teenagers and their stupid entitlement. When u smoke Igbo u will be talking shitquote author=Ayanwukoma post=105966736]

So I should let them go and abort my child tomorrow?
Sorry sir I can't do that, even though am young I will fight for my right.

That child is my offspring, I won't let her mom terminate it because of her assumptions about me.

We are both same age groups, I am older than her with 3 months

She called me crying, I can't tell from her voice she doesn't want to do it.[/quote]
FamilyRe: Her Parent Threatening To Abort My Child. by newoffer: 3:31pm On Sep 19, 2021
You and your community youth need to be taught episodes of lesson. Stupid boy. You are 19 and all u do is tear ticket at one juncture.
Na Dem Dem be dat.
Davash222:
You see why her mom said you're a tout?

You want to take boys to their house to constitute nuisance.

Gbola = Active
Sense = inactive
PoliticsRe: IBB Reveals 7 Qualities Nigeria’s Next President Must Have by newoffer: 11:22am On Sep 19, 2021
Must be a yahoo boy so that the citizens can cashout... God punish all of you.
BusinessRe: How Much Would It Cost Me To Start A Car Wash Business by newoffer: 7:44pm On Sep 18, 2021
Bucket bucket bucket sponge sponge soap soap towel towel water water water
TravelRe: Poland: Four Fire Tankers Put Out Fire In A Small Building by newoffer: 3:22pm On Sep 17, 2021
Container dey costain..since 3 weeks.
Terrier99:
Lagos under Ambode used to do this. We had the LRU with World-class equipment do far more than this. I don't know what happened to the LRU.
Today, If a tanker falls in Lagos, you see those rickety rented tow trucks trying to pick it up.
CelebritiesRe: DSS Arrests Prince Kpokpogri Over Tonto Dikeh's Nude Pictures, Blackmail by newoffer: 6:22pm On Sep 15, 2021
Some kpekus are not destined for one dicktionary.
NuelFarms:
Egungun don finally enter express

Tonto's village people no just wan make she settle down with one man.

She for jejely dedicate her life to God completely by becoming a Nun before now
PoliticsRe: Military Onslaught In Zamfara: Dislodged Bandits Flee Towards Southern States by newoffer: 6:23am On Sep 14, 2021
We are talking of menace , bandits. Weyrey...dey sell sick elongator...your problem is spirealtual
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FamilyRe: Please I Need People Advice Over This Issue by newoffer: 5:05pm On Sep 13, 2021
E get why men dey walk away before it lead to shoeside... a nagging woman can shorten lifespan. U fit stand neigbhour kpanshing...ur wife.. things dry happen
PoliticsRe: Rate Your State Governor From 1-10 And Give Reasons by newoffer: 3:51pm On Sep 11, 2021
U are a witch.
EmperorTolson:
Osun - 2
My governor is dull and I no like am.

Gone are the days of Aregbesola.
The guy is full of action even though he's wicked
RomanceRe: My Wife Doesn't Know I Know She Cheated And That I Did A DNA Test On My Son by newoffer: 8:04am On Sep 11, 2021
You sounded like a weakling. Though you have results. You, the lady and the man need to meet to clear your son. The woman fit dey collect money for upkeep from the man. The three of you need to meet. If u don't do this the ashewo u are living with will be playing game.. that pregnancy look like wetin dem don carry up n down
InvestmentIgbo Start Building Factories And Less Mansion In The East. by newoffer(op): 6:48am On Sep 10, 2021
Igbo start building factories and less mansion in the East.
RomanceRe: I Can't Believe She Stole My Missing Condom by newoffer: 6:09am On Sep 08, 2021
Dis ur brain surgery is profitable to your senses
austyn0:
Maybe she used them to tie water to refridgerate for blockgrin
RomanceRe: Since No Husband, I Am Giving Chance To A Muslim Guy - Christian Lady Cries Out by newoffer: 6:03am On Sep 08, 2021
Ensure he is mature and ready for the task. Normally, yoruba Muslim no dey marry, Na I don get belle dey turn to wedding. No proper education.
Demigod22:
LoL, what an interesting period to be alive. My dear sister, marry who will give you peace of mind. Religion is just human invention.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ibadan Job For N175,000 Or Kaduna Job For N259,000 : Which Should I Go For? by newoffer: 5:25pm On Sep 07, 2021
He will b hopping like kangaroo because h wants to liv in Kaduna.
Emmyjb:
Go to Kaduna....I leaved in Kaduna....When coming to Kaduna make sure your get accomodations in Kaduna South and you will be happy you make the decision....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ibadan Job For N175,000 Or Kaduna Job For N259,000 : Which Should I Go For? by newoffer:
If u know how many of our staffs resigned due to insecurity. Live where ur mind will be at rest. People run leave their property. Peaceful indeed. Ibadan for me o.
ObiaboAdoka:
Go to Kaduna. Kaduna is very peaceful and safe. Good luck.
PoliticsRe: Bello Matawalle Explains Why They Had To Shut Down Telecoms Services In Zamfara by newoffer: 6:07am On Sep 07, 2021
You have no reason to have a brain. Have u lost anyone to these gruesome murderers. If u have u will understand better.
Dozie32:
You have no solid reasons to shut down telecommunication in Zamfara, that's pure evil..
RomanceRe: Ghanaian Couple Stuck In Each Other While Having Sex by newoffer: 5:35pm On Sep 06, 2021
Scientist. U try. He go happen to u so u can do all dis drama
senteugene:
Do you know that it is very possible for a peni*s to get stuck inside a vagin*a during intercourse without the help from "Village people"?

It is a rare Occurrence known as PENI*S CAPTIVUS

The muscles of the vagina clamp down on the peni*s more firmly than usual,
making it impossible for the peni*s to withdraw freely from the vagin*a

Remedy:
Just relax, after orgasm, contracted vagin*a muscles would relax and the Cucumber would be let off the hook!!!
HealthRe: Help!! My Scalp Is Folding And Getting Heavy by newoffer: 5:25pm On Sep 06, 2021
Country wey people dey use quota system dey feed Na him person dry get ridges
tasalanoni:
You are feeding fat in this present Nigeria and the result is very evident on your scalp.
HealthRe: Help!! My Scalp Is Folding And Getting Heavy by newoffer: 5:22pm On Sep 06, 2021
You sounding like u were gotten from iroko tree. That's harsh
Ezedon:
Noted
It's a sign of dating a woman with spiritual husband
HealthRe: Help!! My Scalp Is Folding And Getting Heavy by newoffer: 5:20pm On Sep 06, 2021
Go and get your testimonials right away. U need to study madness in tertiary because of excess sense in you.
saddler:
lipsrsealed

You are experiencing tectonic movement of the brain

This is similar to earthquakes and volvanic eruption of the earth.

Listen man you are a mutant
..na so superman and incredible hulk take start.

grin grin

When you have fully discover your power, just go to aso rock and remove Buhari
HealthRe: Help!! My Scalp Is Folding And Getting Heavy by newoffer: 5:18pm On Sep 06, 2021
It is caused by excessive cow leg, cow tail, nkwobi,kpomo and cold beer. I am not a doctor. My guys have same
Tadeknkeepcalm:
Brain scan bawo. No put unnecessary fear for op mind.

What you have is known as primary Curtis verticis gyrata and is non-life threatening but will surely give you unwarranted looks. It can be corrected by surgery though.

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