cococandy:
right behind me. Na me be the president of the foolish women's club

Danhumprey:
hmmmmmmmm!!!

really? but i dont believe you..

OK

Danhumprey:
hey. you on whatsapp?

NO

Hmmmmn

Ignorance is a disease,why didn't the church cure her illness na,CHAI!NIGERIANS EHN!

angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun

kikikiki

I love her abs

Airforce1:
I've seen girls romance each other while I watch

Trust me its cool.

All I did was puff my cuban ciggar, sip my henessy and enjoy the show.

*pours water on him*WAKE UP!!

[quote author=DukeNija post=39517104][/quote]how do you know that?DukeNija and i never typed that

I believe the vow said till death do us part and they never had a happy marriage,She as right to move on

naijaboiy:
Too many Narrow minded individuals on NL

Tell him how it feels na Mr open minded

Cutehector:
I duno watsup wit dem ladies....

maybe you can tell us

gamaliel121:
It feels really nice.. Feels even better with the inexperience and shiittt....
now, I'll advice you to just wait till your married.. It'll be hard buh its better... If you wait till you are married. Threads like :

1."Help, my gf is pregnan"t
2." Please help me, we tried aborting the child but it didn't work,

3. "Romancelanders help oo. My cocck hurts when I "piss"

Will be reduced by 1. Thank you bro..

obum88:
Idikwanu ezigbote stewpeed. What is the time now?

hahahahahahahahahahaha

LewsTherin:
My Lady was a wife before she became a mother. She's still a great wife and has become a geat mother. I married a woman I wanted for a wife. Children were way waayy down my list of priorities. I remember my parents (and hers) asking if there was a problem why we didn't have children 2 years after. My wife always told them to ask me why. I always told them that they had enough grandchildren. If they wanted more, they could go adopt.

My point is a man who marries a wife before a mother, and does his job of protecting his wife from herself, family and society, will have a woman who is confident in being a wife and wouldn't need children to ...validate her status. But where a man cannot support his woman, there is every possibility that her insecurities can overwhelm her if family and society do not get to her first.

lovely,I LIKE THIS

shay101:
how can this problem be solved? Because we are getting close to getting married.

In your own words,'i don't want a case where i'll cheat on her' Oga you've already cheated on her when you had sex with someone else to check if your d*ck still functions :-/.
Be honest with yourself,have you tried communicating with her?The problem is with you not her,You probably want to test the 'ENGINE'That's why you are so bothered by the SEX.
YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED FOR MARRIAGE.

Peak milk-IT'S IN YOU

Look at what someone waste his/her time doing.

You,your friend and his gf are jobless.

Something as simple as this is an issue,TELL HER TO TELL HER BOYFRIEND 'THE GOOD MAN' WHAT SHE JUST TOLD YOU.IT'S THAT SIMPLE

SAMBARRY:
Wonders.just look at the posts above me from air heads pretending to be men
Msg



I'm out of here.

lol

Such an eye opener

Brain freeze

Idiataqueen:
All those shouting abortion,her siblings are against it they were blaming it on her dat it was her fault that she shouldn't have brought her mum to her house to babysit her baby, if not for her laziness dis wont have happen to their mum and if anything should happen to their mum she will hate herself.

WTF!What kind of rubbish talk is this?Na the pikin tell the mama make she go f*cck her father-in-law?She could either abort it or tell the baby daddy to start buying baby clothes and i hope he knows about this.
There's nothing wrong with them having sex but they should have used protection at 50 she ought to know better.

Hard work and patience

farano:
Why do some ladies take things so personally? *hiohiohiohiohio*..

YEAH Says someone who just called her 'FRIEND' a 'COMPLETE SLUT'

You call her a 'FRIEND' and at the same time a 'COMPLETE SLUT'

So because your two 'NICE' guy friends are attracted to her,she's a slut OR because she loves heavy make up and her sense of dressing differs from yours.

A slut is a person who has many sexual partners,am probably sure you know nothing about her sexual life.THINK TWICE BEFORE CALLING YOUR FELLOW WOMAN A SLUT.

KingTom:
ok baby.

yeye boy

KingTom:
I'm good, you?

I'm alright