 Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right For A Christian To Eat The Moslem Ram During This Celebration? by nini007(m): 8:31pm On Sep 11, 2016 |
spice123:
@Op It is not only wrong but it's a bad luck to eat it. They actually cast their lots (bad luck and past sins) on the ram before killing it and so if you partake in it,........ u stupid ooooo. Chai |
| Politics › Re: The Metal Coffins Acquired By Masari, Katsina Governor For N120m - Jamil Mabai by nini007(m): 2:35pm On Sep 06, 2016 |
Uselessness |
| Celebrities › Re: Bolaji Ogunmola: I Am Blessed With Big Boobs, I Can’t Date A Poor Man by nini007(m): 10:25am On Sep 04, 2016 |
Ko fine |
| Crime › Re: Man Killed While Pursuing Danfo Driver Who Bashed His Car. Graphic Pics by nini007(m): 9:29am On Sep 04, 2016 |
And that your car is still alive. What a waste! RIP |
| Politics › Re: 10 Things That Would Have Happened If Zuckerberg Visited Nigeria During PDP Era by nini007(m): 12:01pm On Sep 03, 2016 |
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| Politics › Re: Shekau Fatally Injured As Army Kills Boko Haram Commanders In Sambisa by nini007(m): 3:21pm On Aug 23, 2016 |
FriendChoice:
May God continue to bless you. Haters will have heart attack. Because they prefer headings like "Boko Haram raid an entire village" so that they will come and spew trash like I thought Buhari have defeated.....
Now watch them, they will say "Buhari has called his boys to order" lame talk. Mscheww |
| Politics › Re: Shekau Fatally Injured As Army Kills Boko Haram Commanders In Sambisa by nini007(m): 3:21pm On Aug 23, 2016 |
FriendChoice:
May God continue to bless you. Haters will have heart attack. Because they prefer headings like "Boko Haram raid an entire village" so that they will come and spew trash like I thought Buhari have defeated.....
Now watch them, they will say "Buhari has called his boys to order" lame talk. Ms |
| Celebrities › Re: AY Lost His Ex-Girlfriend To Rich Man Who Offered To Pay Him Off With N200k (Pic by nini007(m): 7:43am On Aug 22, 2016 |
Guys, this is a good way for us to know and believe that following our dreams and not that of a woman is key. If she wants to go, Pls let her go (tho it may be painful) but there will always be someone for u. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Who Remembers This Movie??? by nini007(m): 5:24pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
Nice |
| Education › Re: UNICAL Student, Adaeze Nnamani Dies After A Party by nini007(m): 9:33pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
constance500:
Me too I thought it was Fairly stale.
Rip lmao... "fairly stale" nooni. Una no go kill us with grammar for Nairaland... just imagine...can't stop laughing!!! N.B it's " Fairy Tale" |
| Education › Re: UNICAL Student, Adaeze Nnamani Dies After A Party by nini007(m): 9:31pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
constance500:
Me too I thought it was Fairly stale.
Rip lmao... "fairly stale" nooni. Una no go kill us with grammar for Nairaland... just imagine...can't stop laughing!!! |
| Politics › Re: Amaechi And Wike In Handshake During Peace Meeting On Rivers Rerun by nini007(m): 1:55pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
shegsrules:
Wike: Oya see my hand
Ameachi : na because of camera oo.
What's you caption see Wike's eyes! Mheeen. Lol |
| Politics › Re: Dambazau Owns Real Estate In The US, Billions In Abuja - Sahara Reporters by nini007(m): 11:08am On Jul 22, 2016 |
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| Politics › Re: Plans To Recall Senator Melaye Begins In Kogi Central by nini007(m): 11:00am On Jul 22, 2016 |
TippyTop:
And you believe her? lol, billionaire talk say she no get 80mill. APC no go finish us patapata! |
| Literature › Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by nini007(m): 5:18am On Jul 20, 2016 |
Godmother:
I saw this on facebook few days back and it made my day. The response to it were so hilarious that I was laughing for hours. Chai 
[b] SHE SLEPT IN THE KITCHEN AND WON MY HEART..
The testimony of Mr John chikezie and his wife...
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my name Is John chikezie and I was born in abject poverty.
my father worked for the Nigerian Railway but was retrenched after 10years of his services without pension.
my mother being the virtuous woman that she was took up the responsibilities, and when things got worse we relocated to the village where my father was rendered totally useless by household enemies , principalities and powers.
He would come home drunk only to start beating my mother, stripping her naked in front of us,
the children.
My mother being a woman of virtue never uttered a word of complaint nor raised her hands against my father.
You see one thing with you young ladies is that you don't keep your mouth shut and endure, young ladies are not aware that marriage is a parcel and whatever you see in it you take it like that.
I must really applaud my mother for making me realize that there are indeed patient and loving women in the world.
While my father was busy being the village drunk, my mother was busy raising us well and of course in the way of the lord.
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I got into the university and after four years I graduated with a good result, I did my NYSC in Lagos where I was exposed to evil social vices and Lagos girls who were only after a man's destiny.
it was so sad that I broke my celibacy vow and lost my innocence to a lady of the night at ikeja, from whom I contracted gonorrhea, it took me a year to treat this punishment for the sins of the flesh , after I was done with my service it was hard securing a job, but thank God for Rev Ndubuisi who revealed to me that it was the lady of the night that was working against me , I was delivered and redeemed .
After my deliverance I cried at the feet of Our Lady Fatima and on that spot I renewed my celibacy vow.
In 2005 I got a job that I excelled in and was promoted as the area manager ,I didn't want to work for someone, so when I saved enough money I established my own business which became successful after two years.
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In 2008 I decided it was time for me to settle down (marry) .
I had already built and furnished my house but still stayed in my one room apartment, I didn't want a woman who would love me for my money.
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I met my wife in December, she was a chorister, shy and dark-skinned, she reminded me of my mother but I wanted to be sure so I began my test...
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the first test was when I shouted at her In public, she kept quiet and the next day came to me seeking for peace even though I was clearly the one at fault.
She had passed the "character test "
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the second test was when I gave her a thousand naira (1000) to cook my favorite soup, do you know that she cooked a wonderful soup with that mediocre amount of money.
She had passed the "Cooking and Managerial test"
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I couldn't believe it!
she was just too much!
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I went into my prayer closet
where the final test was revealed to me..
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I asked her to move into my apartment....
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she was hesitant at first
but complied later
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do you know that all through her stay in my house she slept in the kitchen ..
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for one-week she slept there on the ground...
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I became sure that she was the one...
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she had passed the " Fornication test "...
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on the last day of her night in the kitchen
by 12am I lifted her
and said
"philo"
"philo"
"philo"
"you are my wife "
and that was it!
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after a few weeks I married her...
even though she wasn't a virgin.
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I'm glad[/b] how much u get sef wey u dey test person with kitchen floor? U don't even have an idea of what women do to get a husband these days. Girl wey don know say u get small brain, even toilet she go sleep. U r not sharp at all she is wiser cos she knows u very well. No one will sleep on a bare kitchen floor on a good day..be wise! |
| Business › Re: Have You Ever Been Short Payed By An ATM Machine? by nini007(m): 5:28pm On Jul 17, 2016 |
lonelydora:
Happened to me at UBA ATM inside Ariaria market in 2012. Withdrew 20k thrice and got 57k total instead of 60k.
I always have this feeling that anything in Aba is all about wayo. Something in me told me to count the money before leaving the ATM, so I did. Went straight inside the bank to lay complain, they never knew I understand Igbo language. One of the CCR was telling her colleague that I was the 9th person that is complaining that day, that she can't really understand why the machine is shorting cash by 1k.
Mehn, they didn't even ask me to fill any form, they pointed one man behind the counter to me that I should go and meet him. Immediately I told the man what happened, he just dipped hand inside his drawer and gave 3k without any filling of form. Since that day, whenever I withdraw from any ATM that's not my bank, I always count the money even till date. I no wan hear story for this kind hard time. I'm learning! |
| Politics › Re: Dino Melaye: “I Would Rather Be With Stella Oduah, A More Robust Woman" - SR by nini007(m): 12:29pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Almajiri1:
See finishing from Dino! I join Jagaban and Fashola laugh at bonga fish line! Chisos, see teeth.... all hail the real Vampire |
| Romance › Re: See The Lies Nigerian Ladies Often Formulate To Guys For Losing Their Virginity by nini007(m): 12:08pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
tosyne2much:
I have never seen a lady that will not formulate a touching story astonishing how she lost her virginity. It either ranges from their EX who coerced them into sex out of ignorance and naivety; they didn't know it happened, they lost it when climbing an ugwu leaf at their backyards or when they were riding bicycles.
In as much as I admire guys courage to always take responsibilities for their own actions without blaming it on anybody. Ever since I was born, I'm yet to see a guy in his right sense of reasoning telling awful stories of how he lost his virginity. A guy engages in sex due to his own discretion and deems it disgraceful to be formulating stories as to why he lost it. A lady on the other hand will do it at her own discretion, (not because she was forced or something but because she wanted it) but will heap loads of lies on whom she did it with afterwards just to evoke pity from her partner.
These formulation of lies are unleashed and aimed at appearing decent and responsible. As a result of this, they come up with all sorts of pitiful stories just to avoid being labeled a badoo.
The purpose of this thread is not to demean ladies but to open the eyes of many young dude who may be gullible to fall for these lies
*Let me open the floor by sharing the greatest lie ever formulated to me*
There was this lady I dated for a few months. I, being a type of person that doesn't deem it right to inquire a lady's intimate status. Since my friends were always giving testimonies of how ladies often. come up with framed up stories, I decided to ask this babe if she ever had intimate experience. She told me she once had and complemented it with a sorrowful story of how she lost it when she was bathing. According to her, she accidentally slipped her finger into her v-jay when she was trying to wash her thighs thoroughly with soap and sponge. I just smiled and consoled her.
I don't know why most ladies always come up with these related stories that will definitely evoke compassion and pity.
Guys, over to you  ladies will not like this post |
| Education › Re: Odusami AJibola-Mathew, UNILAG Student Dies While Playing Football With Friends by nini007(m): 10:19pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
RIP |
| Science/Technology › Re: Big Whale At Bar Beach In Lagos, Nigeria (Throwback Video, Photos) by nini007(m): 10:13pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
naijaking1:
Unfortunately, if they don't know what killed the whale, whatever killed the whale may kill them too. for wia u know dat one? |
| Politics › Re: Dele Momodu: "I Don't Care If All Buhari's Appointments Come From Daura" by nini007(m): 3:21am On Jul 10, 2016 |
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| Politics › Re: Dele Momodu: "I Don't Care If All Buhari's Appointments Come From Daura" by nini007(m): 3:10am On Jul 10, 2016 |
SeverusSnape:
What a foolish write up by Dele. Just when I thought the man's senses are coming back, he releases another trash filled article.
Nigeria is a multi-ethnic, multi-religious entity, and every body must and should be carried along, Everyone should have a sense of belonging. How can a sane person say the president "can appoint everyone from his town, as long as they are all competent and patriotic", Is Daura or Northern Nigeria the only place patriotic citizens are found??
Would this foolish sycophantic Ass-licker had written this same thing if Jonathan was the one doing this ... Fact remains that, Buhari is the most divisive, most bigoted, most parochial and most senseless president this country have gotten since independence. means u don't understand him |
| Politics › Re: Our Major Problem Is Ekweremadu, And Not Saraki- Oyegun by nini007(m): 2:02pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
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| Fashion › Re: Hushpuppi Buys 6 Pairs Of Shoes For 2miilion Naira by nini007(m): 9:26pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
Godfullsam:
A pair costs 333.333 thousand naira.
That is my house rent for one year, i will even get some change of 33k for light bill..
Chai! you should learn to be thankful to God for whatever u have. Some people can't even afford to rent an apartment talk less pay 33k electricity bill. |
| Fashion › Re: Hushpuppi Buys 6 Pairs Of Shoes For 2miilion Naira by nini007(m): 9:26pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
[quote author=Godfullsam post=47165609]A pair costs 333.333 thousand naira.
That is my house rent for one year, i will even get some change of 33k for light bill..
Chai
