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Born Simp Will Never Learn

UnBanEbenezer:
you're so beautiful.
Where are you from?

Na like this e dey start...and d babe don dey blush chai....I hope we won't later hear something like....'Admin pls hide my identity'

You look like a bitch and a witch combine...even at 18...you already look wild. Certainly, You would have lost your body count by now.. chai..gals dey fvvck o.

Show and act like a fvvck boy, no body will advice them to run.

Thinkherbell:
What of yahoo boys that use young girls for rituals? or yahoo boys that use juju to deceive their clients? when are we gonna talk about those ones?

We talk about them....we do...Women using kayamata with devilish intention are less talked about

CallMeGrace:
See ehn, I believe we all have different opinion and different perspective.
Being fun to be with is not really necessary she advertising herself or maybe she is really into sex sex sex..
Being fun to be with can also be in terms of bringing words of entertainment,jokes, possible tales.. like there isn't any dull moment when you are around her.. she can easily keep you company to the extent of you laughing out loud.

If that's the case...then say: '" has a good sense of humor"...it's less sexually connotative

Mandrake007:
True it’s just an advertising strategy,women ain’t fun to be with unless they’re on their backs or bent over receiving the D,if I want fun I hang with my Gs

it sounds both sexist and true ...Most times, even when they are fun to be with, na sex dey cap everything. Most gals that are fun to be with in the true sense of the word end up being an easy lay...at least from my experience ....Once they are funn like this..na small tin u go do, you are already giving them doggy

kenzysmith:
bros I wan keep my self till marriage

Get out and get lost you are being unreasonable

kenzysmith:
bros I wan keep my self till marriage

Get out and get lost

The easiest cure is to have a babe close to you.. have like 2 or 3 babe ...so that when one fvvck up up, u can call the other one to come and ride you.. otherwise, sorry is ya case when Koji knack you ponpo when you have no babe and discipline

Patrioticbreed9:
to her eyes she was just a replica of beyonce, no lies, i immidately checked myself, i lost a little confidence in myself, she was searching the whole place with her eyes,i gave her a sign when i noticed the laser beam was geting to my direction,she saw my hands and started walking towards me, i gatherd courage and asked her hi and she smiled i regained my cofidence back we exchanged greetings and started chatting,while chatting i couldnt help but stare at face damn she was damn perfect, she noticed it and blushed a little, i orderd for fried chicken and valeta wine, i asked her to place a order and she orderd for number 9, i check my menu and almost screamed she orderd for one italian kini ko like that and the price is 30k per tray o,only food she never even order for drink,my body begin to shake small small,but i just maintain my cool and poped my wine,we started eating and she asked me about myself, i explian myself to her she asked me what i do for a living, i told her that am a phone dealer but...

From this point that I have read...you have place the gal on a high pedestal...In Redpill parlance. It's a sin to put a gal on high pedestal...even if she's so beautiful....the gist is for you to hold frame, control the whole shit and don't bat an eyelid about her beauty or importance....
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You've also started to be too gentlemanly.....you should have picked a venue when she asked you to.... u were forming one millionaire and showing some simpy behavior, that's why she wanted to test you and see if you are real....
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She intentional picked the 30k to test you since uve be acting a bit simpy.....You need smart and unashamed I.Q to deliver yasef otherwise, u go digrace yasef..or u will forever become her maga.
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Truvel:
U A Wrong Mentality. Change It.

Why? Prove me otherwise

Stop asking girls if they have bf or not...it doesn't count.....If she wants you, it doesn't matter if she has, she will even be the one to hide it for you.
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Same for married women..... when they want to fvvck you many of them won't tell you they are married...even if they tell you, it's just to see ur reaction...no big deal again.

You of course. Thank me later

RisenPhoenix1:
Personally, I think that it describes a girl who lives on the wild side; likes bungee jumping, sky diving and on foot safaris into the wilds on weekends. I don't really think it's about sex. The problem is, if you ask a hundred women, they'll all tell you that they're fun to be with, yet the most exciting thing they've ever done in their lives is to take duckmouth selfies with their besties in ShopRite mall. So I always take this overused phrase with a pinch of salt.

Exactly the phrase means nothing to me, unfortunately it makes me look at the negative connotative side of it

yinkaOdutuyo:
Hello family,

Am a dreadful redpiller, here are few stuffs I had done for my babe.

I have left her alone in the middle of the night and come home without her having tfair and she had to trek almost a 1 hour distance in the middle of the night to my home.

I troubled her to the extend that she went to defend a school project but on getting their in front of everyone (over 200) she started crying, without know what to say.

I have troubled her in so many ways to proved my redpill on her.

She and her mom had came to beg me in my house and the 2 of them were crying all to prove to me she love me.

I have carried her from on top the bed and throw her on the floor which she wounded.

I have done so many bad things to her which even me myself know this is more than wickedness but still she will always tell me, no matter what happened, I'll never leave you and I'll marry you.

I also disvirgined her of which her mom makmde it cleared that as I have disvirgined her, I have to marry her and I also have some family rites to perform. Of which I use to tell the girl, she shouldn't put at mind that I might not or might ended up marrying her.

This same girl had taken me to her family, that am the guy she want to get marry too and she had also follow me to my family to introduce her as the lady I want to marry she.

She had even been disturbing me for introduction, engagements and wedding.

Mind you this lady is a beautiful damsel of 20 years old. People should not think she is an evening newspaper or an ugly girl, that is why she is desperate.

I have done many bad things for her in the name of redpill, pls I need your advice does she worth being nice too and show enough love instead of red pilling her?

because we all know girls are wicked and they can pretend, am doing all these so that she wont take me for granted.

Pls does she worth a wife or good lady materials or what are your advice pls.

You don't know the meaning of Redpill. Start reading about it...I can help you with plenty books and materials you can't exhaust. .

Stop giving red pill a bad name...redpill doesn't teach cruelty... you went extreme at woman hatred

iLegendd:
I'm always scared of ladies that put that on their profiles. My first impression is sex sex sex (as long as you have an apartment to take them and some drinks).

Sharp guyman ..same here. I don't take them serious

iLegendd:
Hahahaha. The title made me laugh. Whenever I see that "fun to be with," I always wonder the kind of fun they are referring to.

Lol....I think say na only me o... Hope they will change cos I just gave them a format that will make guy not think they are cheap and shallow

When I see a lady write fun to be with on her online profile and bios, what comes to my mind is that she's easy to lay or ready to be laid if certain condition is met.
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I'm not saying my sentiments about that cliched statement is a general position, but i can assure you a number of guys feels the same way even though we hardly voice it.
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Most times I see that cliche on a ladies profile, I instinctively feel she's shallow, and has not much to bring to the table except fun, pleasure and sex which she's subtly insinuating.
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I may be wrong for some ladies but it's a stereotype. And if I ask many sharp guys of Nairaland what they feel about "fun to be with", they will tell u same thing.

I think I learn a big lesson here.....I will also not go to my inlaw with anything for the first time....if they offer me food or drink...I will decline it....the highest I will accept is maybe water..
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Then I will watch their reaction. In this case it's obvious the mother in law is stupid...even if she was to complain about it, it Should be on a light mood and not on a serious tone to warrant my babe to argue hard with me.
Complaining on a light mood means they give the guy a benefit of doubt that he will be a good inlaw in future.
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But serious protestation shows they are Ebina, hungry and miserable which is redflag for the guy, cos most greedy mother-in-law are usually the down fall of many marriages if the wife is not wise.

Obat is a useless king. He's said to be the richest King in Nigeria and 3rd in Africa... Meanwhile his village, Ugbo, ilaje, in Ondo state riverine area, has no electricity for donkey years....His village also has no portable water. Yet his local government is the oil producing area in Ondo state and the whole of Yorubaland. He sits on billions of oil money
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Imagine what 5billion can do for his village......Very useless king

brio1408:
They actually do. They call it "Oro Idile"; a tested and trusted DNA machine.

Africa really has secret stuff and rituals the present generation has lost and demonized

Man can no use sex pill in peace again..o ga o

After fvbcking the whole universe...she finally sees the need to look for one innocent man to frustrate

When we all fuvck thesame number of pvvsy u fvvcked before you repented, we will also repent like you.

Sierusvirus:
Your choice

Look at this one

Nazgul:
Men are so cheap these days, women knows this that's why they've upgraded their game.

Many men lack discipline and and self control. I've seen guys, married guys who won't blink if the opportunity presents itself for them to sleep with a hawker, maid, even their wife's sister. I mean who does that?

We tag girls as being cheap yet we have more sexcapades than them, and we're so proud and even brag about it. A responsible man should have principles, not sleeping with every hole you come across. Men who fall victims of this kayamata stuff are the worse fools on earth, and I don't feel sorry for them, let them suffer so that they can have sense.

I beg to disagree, but some decent men get unlucky and find themselves entangled to an evil lady

Aderr:
Op, this your thread is what is going to save a lot of women.

Yes...but many of them don't know. But it can be used in a sinister manner to subvert the truth

Stalwert:
DJ s witch took 15000 bodies and dropped them at the feets of the National Guards and said they should eat it

You are a big fool.....Are you supporting atrocity going on by US govt? Cos it also happened in Nigeria?

grammarnazi2:
Lol, see mine:

How do we prove that page is yours

Sierusvirus:
Swapping of child doesn’t exist again, if the DNA states it’s not yours, it can never be yours showing the woman gave you another mans child (Cheating).

Truth be told

You simply don't understand the basic of DNA testing... that wasn't theory Oga..read and understand