b0rn2fuck:
that's why Jesus no get girlfriend but I understand what you meant. Monkey gbola go small nah But Dem go sabbi suck

Monkey don Bleep you before

Supreme145:

On point...shes trying to guilt trip me that I am threatening her with break up because she goes to work from my place but that's not my concern at the moment, told her to go stay with one of the numroues guys she's flirting with

You shouldn't have allowed her to move into your house in the first place. Please throw her out of your life for your peace of mind. You cannot wife a hoe otherwise you will end of training other men's children.

RingRoadMafia:


But he didn't hold the entire country to ransome, he didn't bribe the electoral umpire to help him manipulate both the process and the outcome, he didn't offer ministerial positions to Governors to help him gag their people and force his aspirations down their throats, he didn't ask his touts to threaten a certain demographic of the country with violence should they vote his opponents

Obi did not threaten the country with anarchy if the PEPT does not support him. Obi did not choose to go to war with a country sorting out its own internal issues to avoid being kicked out of office. Obi did not restrict access to his academic records because he has something to hide. Obi did not imprison the CBN and EFCC heads for reasons best known to him.. I could go on and on!

Obi has done NONE of this. All he did was provide substantial evidence to plead his case in court just as he was advised. He even called on his supporters to shun anything like protests and allow him focus on litigation, yet this is the man you call desperate?

Your stupidity stinks to high heavens!

No need to waste your saliva on him, his uncle tinubu is not yet done with him yet

gaby:
Your wife wasn't delectable when that "our senseless gbola" dey control you to be sugar zaddy then abi?

Don't mind him and Mumu wife claiming she used jazz to hold her naive husband. Covering up your infidelity doesn't exonerate you from it
Community penis with a coconut head for a wife

taylor88:
She regret losing you

If she get big nyash or big breast forgive her

But if she’s these categories of girls that looks like mosquito coils leave her alone

See if you wan enjoy relationship date chubby or thick girls they’re very jovial and lovely

But you see these other ones their nyash and breast stopped downloading at 19%

My brother run

>: you sure say you normal?

Taylor90:
And give Christians loan with 90% interest rate
LMFAO

Don’t be surprised the Muslims he’s referring to are the real Muslims who are from North

And not the fake Muslims from SW that ain’t allowed to preach in Hausa mosques

The truth is Yoruba slaving for Hausa is just to pepper SE

If you divide country and ask Yoruba to stay with Hausa in same country all of them go run

What you said is the whole truth. The Yoruba Muslims are not regarded as Muslims by the northern Muslims but their common enemy are the Igbos so they team to deal with the Igbos while they the Yoruba Muslims get dealt with by the Hausa Muslims after

Success and marriage barley go together. Your woman will push you to succeed, along the way, success will push her out of your life. This thing called marriage needs more explanation than one already knows

GloriousGbola:
See as religious fanatics don flood the thread.

Op, shave that devils mop on your head if you want to make heaven

You're one of them

Everywhere is calm, business is going as usual, no hassles

illicit:
What if other dogs want to mate with it

Hahahaha

edoman2016:


The AA ladies that I am meeting, I just don't have feelings for them.

You're looking for big nyash and big breast to make you to catch feelings. You never ready to marry. When you are ready to get married, you will set aside feelings and go for sense. You will set aside physical beauty and go for beauty with good personality .. ..... You still dey play

DaddyRochie1642:
Oga to slap you dey hungry me

Add am oraimo cord
His head needs resetting
He's forcing himself on a LovePeddler

oonyeoma50:
Please, nobody should disturb Tinubu, let us allow mr president to continue the good work he has started in Nigeria.
Tinubu is the best thing that has ever happened to Nigeria, he is a god sent.
We the good people of Nigeria urge Tinubu to increase the volume of whatever he is doing to Nigerians, we love it, don't listen to anybody.

God bless president Tinubu,
God bless federal republic of Nigeria

Hope you're not committing suicide as you type this

Exmilitant:
So no be only Jesus Sabi that miracle

It is spiritual. Fulani men are skilled in that kind of magic!
I know one who haven't seen his wife for eight years but she has borne him five kids!!

Aaaaaaah
Aaaaaaah
Aaaaaaah easy abeg

philiancoop:
Economy bad and you dey reduce productivity and progress. Won’t the economy shrink? How can reducing work hours and spending stimulate the economy?

This Subsidy removal will bring poverty, job loss, unemployment, and high cost of living

It's the best move and every state governor should adopt this system.
Coming to school everyday decreases productivity financially and otherwise.
No time lost just more time attendee

Jennyclay:
So cute . Dogs are lovely animals.

We have two dogs in our house (smart and tessy) German Shepherd breed. We didn’t do naming ceremony for them but when they eventually die, we would definitely do their funerals.

Honestly, they deserve it because they served us well

Below is smart, it’s very easy to take smart for a walk, but hard to take tessy for a walk, she won’t walk until you drag her like a goat.

You're waiting for your dogs to die to do funeral for them. How i wish they can read this and see what plans you have for them and finish you off

Jennyclay:
Men should learn to spend on their wife/girlfriend without expecting anything in return

Personally, Even though the man has spent billions and trillions on me, if there’s no love in the marriage I will seek for divorce.

It’s better for the woman to leave the marriage than to start cheating on the man.

Before you leave, pay him back every dime he spent on you

MiztaDynameek:
Is he already campaigning for 2031

Make this irritating guy go rest abeg. True Nigerians don't need this sort of irritating man as a President.

The only irritating thing here is you

JackDaAlienz:
Many people don't know Rihanna used to be a strong feminist that year..

But fowl wey comot house for morning
Must come back house for evening.

After years and years of deciving girls with feminism. Dem go secretly dey collect gbola dey born pikin.
Meanwhile their fans like siofra, iyabethegreat and other feminists with expired ovaries are constantly lonely, frustrated and depressed

Check it out
Nicki Minaj - married and she get pikin
Beyonce - married with 3 children
Rihanna- married with 2 chldren
Cardi B - married with children

But Dem go dey decieve their mumu fans
Dey form feminism and Girl power
They decieve Dem say " you don't need a man"

Women suppose learn to fear their fellow women 2x daily..

Who wants to be deceived will be deceived. Dem no force them to believe their lies. After all Cardi B is married to a serial cheat and she's still living with him even after announcing their separation twice

Sucre6:
I don't support polygamy but if I am to be on your shoes I would get. Side chick that satisfies my sexual needs, I have a very high sex drive, on a norms if my babes comes around we for the weekend we have can have sex more than 15 times, not exaggerated before she goes, during lock down, we had to go do family planning for her not to get pregnant because i was tired buying condoms everytime, the pharmacist in my area self don tire to dey sell condom for me , 😂

I ordered one carton on Jumia, I was just taking and using, one day I checked and it aff finish 😂,

What am saying in essence is that no one should be in prison in the name of marriage, the op is really suffering, me I can't endure such

You're a danger that must be avoided at all cost, one carton and you finished. Haaaaa!!!

shantti:
Pretend to be a ritualist.
In the middle of the night, switch off the entire light, draw a symentric star in your room and sit in the middle with red candles surrounding you. Make sure you wear red and red oh.
Start mumbling football players names, she won't understand what u r saying, she is a woman, she will think you are invoking Satan.
Then bring out a dagger and start moving towards her slowly and saying continuously, sacrifices must be made
She will run

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MITCHELL96:
The list is cool

Me that like working out, if I see any fine girl for gym, omo, I'll collect her number oo, I love girls that Work out, it's rare before you see a Nigerian girl that's takes her health and physic seriously

So, If I happen to see any, I'll love to be Into you


Secondly, I like girls that wear football jersey and loves to watch football, I really do love them.

Anytime I see a girl on jersey, I will just be praising and crushing on her

You are a confirmed polygamous man.
With all these you affirmed to, na 50 women go marry you

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Location is Owerri imo state
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Good Morning nairalanders my colleague is looking for a good tech hub place in owerri where they teach programming languages for her son or someone that can do private lessons on programming languages
Location is Owerri imo state
If interested call me on this number: 08066324379, thank you

EmptyGarden:
The Fellowship of The "Old Mama Youngies".
They're still manageable Sha. As for Rita, congratulations to her and that young man she's about to enslave.

Modified:
As for the Late Night News below, don't be so pained. I can understand your frustrations wasting your youth looking for gold to dig and failing woefully... There'll always be a 60 or perhaps a 70 year old man who would find your Sahara kpekus and excessively wrecked olympus quite refreshing... Just be patient and keep searching.

Your bitterness wont change their happiness. Red pillers and loneliness, that's why the likes of you can never find true happiness cuz you reak of bitterness

wolesmile:
Of course they'll dance to "Alcohol."

Some vices I noticed about the northerners when I was in Jigawa:
They can drink (Especially their local brews)
They gamble a lot
No tribe smokes as much as they do
The level at which they womanize is second to non
Prostitution thrives amongst them

And they think they're the most Godly of all tribes!!!

You just summed them northerners up in these words

Octopusssy:

You are an idiot and I pray misfortune befalls you and your loved ones so that you will know that it isn't everything you use to catch cruise on the internet. Wasted sperm that should have been flushed out. Satanic thing

Add more to him...na who born that one���

Please stop paying attention to her nor waste your energy commenting. She has never any good image of him yet she's planning a wedding with him. She's a clout chaser seeking for attention, show her none

Ekele22:
am a full time heat and run driver oo,just that this girl caught my attention,she fine for face and better back side.

Full time hit and run driver and you expect to get a faithful partner, guess you got served you own recipe.
Before you judge make sure you're without faults

Pochettino:
We women don't have the brains for things like this. All we know is sex sex sex

Speak for yourself sex worker stop tagging good women providing for their needs without sleeping around like you sexmaniacs

When Obasanjo used Nigeria's money to convert your old albums to CD collections and sponsored the launching, you didn't see it as a waste of resources and against igbo culture. Come oo who made you an igbo woman? Arent you married to a Yoruba man? Please mind your health and leave Cubana alone
#forgottenlegend

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My dear envy and poverty made him to mention Obi Cubana,no too blame am, he never chop since morning